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Raijin Ha

Male. Lives in  Manehattan,  Equestria. Born on February 15, 1999
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Raijin Ha
Raijin suggests that the best self defense techniques is to always hit the groin and run.
Whisper
use the secret Joestar family technique.
orange_man_from
Has that technique been passed down the Armstrong family for generations?
Zaten
Zaten agrees with this suggestion.
Skyra Heartsong
People get so mad when you do though. They call it "low" or "dirty" as a fighting move. Bitch I'm not trying to fight you! I'm trying to get away! XD
Captain Sky N Nova
Pretty much. Someone wants to pick a fight, best course of action is shutting them down in one hit. Kicking someone between the legs is a good way to do that. You lost my sympathy when you tried to pick a fight now deal with the consequences
Skyra Heartsong
Yup! You want to be a lowlife picking a fight with me? Well I hope you can taste your own babies now! What we learn?
Captain Sky N Nova
Because violence is the only answer people seem to understand.
Lorne Kontarnette
Lorne proposes a new self defense technique: light yourself on fire then drop the attacker with a swift fire punch. They should be down before you can say “My skin is melting!”
Scorpia
"that would be painful with these" Scorpia said tapping her claws together
Captain Sky N Nova
"Probably less painful than what I usually do..."
Scorpia
"What do you usually do?"
Captain Sky N Nova
"Pick someone up by the tail and throw them against a wall..." Sky would pause for a bit. "What...? Violence is the only answer people seem to understand!"
Scorpia
She tsk tsk'ed. "Kyle would NOT like you, considering her gets thrown against a wall on a weekly basis" she said with a slight chuckle
Captain Sky N Nova
"I....still have no idea who you're talking about..."
Raijin Ha
Raijin really loves massages. Especially on his abdomen, his thighs, back and arms. Oh! also his back neck.
Raijin Ha
Raijin doesn't see himself as relationship material, but is good with hanging out with ponies...Odd...
Raijin Ha
Raijin has thunder thighs hiding under those shorts and pants.
Dream²
Mmm thunder thighs mmm
Abby
She attempts to show off her thunder thighs to Dream but falls through the floor cause she's dummy thicc.
Captain Sky N Nova
Sky laughed like the prick he is.
Abby
"You shut your dumb ass you fart sack. I'll slap your butt cheek clean off." she hisses.
Captain Sky N Nova
Sky would pause for a moment before laughing even harder.
Abby
She opens her mouth like a some infernal being and starts eating through the floor at a rapid pace, landsharking in Sky's direction. OH SHIT.
Dream²
*drolls*
Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER thighs HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Daddy Cambia
mood
Raijin Ha
Plus they are nice and F I R M
Daddy Cambia
a powerful mood
Raijin Ha
Raijin used to think that ponies with a lot of money have good attitude and good hygiene...Until this age comes.
Princess Corona The Hippogriff
"Hey, I rule an entire kingdom which kinda makes me have a lot of money i guess, but I have a great attitude and hygiene. Not all of us uh...'rich' folks are gross. Then again, i've always been a stickler for cleanliness
Raijin Ha
"I'm not saying all of you rich ponies are 'gross', a lot of you are doing stupid stuff....which is kinda entertaining."
Princess Corona The Hippogriff
"Oh yeah, there's a lot of them that do stupid stuff
Raijin Ha
Raijin drops in his backyard, shirtless under a umbrella with a inflated pool filling up with water.
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Bright Brave
That umbrella is pretty smart.
Mebi
Mebi watches, staying at least 10 feet away from the inflated pool for safety. "Hello there! What are you doing?"
Raijin Ha
"Relaxing, and how the hell did you get in my backyard?"
Mebi
"It wasn't locked," Mebi deadpans. "Can I relax with you, maybe?"
Raijin Ha
"You can, you must get your inner peace in order to live."
Mebi
Mebi chirps. "Alright! So, uhm, how do we relax, exactly?" she asks, flopping down onto her butt next to Raijin.
Raijin Ha
"You rest and think of ways on how you can counter or fix the problems you have. And no need for stress."
Raijin Ha
Raijin doesn't realize he is a stud from too much training.
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Dream²
Dream swoons. Mmm trained-too-much stud.
Bright Brave
Me too
Raijin Ha
Gamer thoughts: The first time I saw Gibraltar, I can't stop thinking about Maui in Moana.
Daddy Cambia
What can I say, except it's English! Tell Spain to fuck right off our sovereign soil!
Adrian Coalhopper
[Laughs in Argentinian]
Trixie Lulamoon
that's what I thought too
Goddess of the Mad
Gamer thoughts: why is mario’s mustache black while his hair on his head is brown
Raijin Ha
When Raijin invites somepony to his home country When someone plays Apex or PUBG in the Asian server When the Black Prior shield flips When Lawbringer pancake flips Basically every Asian who great...View More
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