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Roach

Male. Lives in  Beyond Equestria.
Race
Changeling-Kyrion hybrid.
Roleplay Universe
". . . Am I real?"
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Roach
Roach scratches his ear with his hind leg.
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Bright Brave
Witcher’s horse?
Roach
// I'm watching the Haunting of Hill House, and it's doing the common "nobody believes me" trope, which got me thinking. You would think after a few hundred years, at least some government body would ...View More
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Bright Brave
What if the government doesn’t care, or worse, wants it to happen
Roach
// That's also a bad trope.
Bright Brave
Nothing new under the sun. 😔
Silver Shield
>:c
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Roach
Roach wanted upsises.
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine brought him upsises just so he could bend his own back the other direction and trap Roach in a suplex.
Roach
Roach reacted by doing the only thing he could do and began aggressively flapping his wings.
Spirit Weaver
Spirit was only barely taller than him. And she was physically frail. This would only end badly. She did it anyways. Her shoulder popped out of socket neat immediately.
Roach
Roach winced when it did- a wave of guilt hitting him right in the face as he quickly put himself back onto the ground and looked to Spirit with concern. "Do.. I call life alert or something?"
Spirit Weaver
Spirit took it pretty well. Only a small wince on her face as she set roach down. She turned slightly so her pulled shoulder was facing him. "Push it back in. Just rip it back where it's supposed to be. I can handle it."
Roach
Roach looked to Spirit, then to her shoulder, and then back to Spirit with a shook look on his face. "Eww.. you want me to put it back in!? It's all.. weird; what if I touch it and die or something?" Roach reasoned, "Plus, I don't want to hurt you! ... Again."
Spirit Weaver
"Ah well..it can't be helped," Spirit would say with a half-shrug. She would move a bit and place her displaced leg against a wall. She quietly counted herself down and CRACK She moved suddenly, the sound of her bones shifting and scraping echoing quite loud. And then she sucked in a deep breath,...View More
Roach
Roach winced once more when Spirit forced her shoulder back into the place with the wall, the colt staring in silence for a few seconds before uttering. "Couldn't you have like.. magic'ed it back into place?"
polo fastter
Sheep pick up Roach before yeeting him into swimming pool.
Roach
Roach stretches out on your couch - wings n' all - so you can't use it,
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Marinette Dupain-Cheng
W h y-?
Demonic H Hooves
**demonic walks over with his bowl of nachos and sits on roach. he wasn't about to miss his show over this**
Bright Brave
Chow sat the other half of Roach. Dripping cheese on her feathers.
Roach
Roach stares at you. He wants what's in your bag.
Bright Brave
Bullets. Beer. Super healthy snack bars. And pistachios.
Eightbit (changeling #33147)
Eightbit stares back in contempt. he wasnt ready to give up the snacks hed stashed in his bag just yet!
Ghostbit
The ghostling would pull out a Clone of Roach.
Roach
// Someone said Roach looks like baby yoda :c
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Bright Brave
Grogoo. Bless this baby.
Roach
No.
Bright Brave
Ghostbit
Aaaaaaaand ?, It's true though >:3
Roach
It was late but Roach refused to go to bed. He didn't wanna and nothing can make him.
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Spirit Weaver
Spirit looked at him. She looked at the bed. And she looked at him. She turned away from him and lifted a hoof in the air, swiping through the empty space in front of her. What looked like a scar in the world would take shape in the area, purple light and dissonant whispers emanating from it. "Yo. ...View More
Seir Genevieve
Roach
Roach shot Seir upon entry.
Seir Genevieve
That really hurt Seir’s feelings.
Roach
Seir deserved it for being an imp. Not even a cool demon.
polo fastter
Sheep simply started jumping over the bed as it put a number on it side.
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