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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2026 01:51:40 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Nar Kazunah posted a blog.</title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2293/ponyville-times-may-15-2025-issue-front-page/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Below the newspaper's logo at the top of the front page sits an illustration. In this illustration, Guard Nar Kazunah stands over a stallion laying flat on his stomach on a street at night. The stallion's right leg is bent unnaturally at the thigh, and his torso looks as though it's been bent inwards halfway up his spine. The stallion's face is contorted in a scream, his eyes shut tight. Standing over him, Guard Kazunah is depicted with a sinister grin on his face. Below the picture reads a header.

[size=6][b]Ponyville Guard. To Protect and Serve? Or Maim, and Mangle? 

[/b][/size][size=3]Late last night, a situation arose in the streets of Ponyville, with a unicorn attacking others with magic in Haybale Square, seemingly at random. Witnesses state that Guard Nar Kazunah was among one of the first to respond to the situation. He is said to have engaged the unicorn in magical combat. After a brief struggle, Guard Kazunah overpowered the unicorn, and immobilized him with his magic. Witnesses say that Guard Kazunah then used his earth magic to brutalize the suspect by stomping his right femur, snapping it in half. Others state that the suspect's agonized screams could be heard as far as Ponyville Town Hall. Nearly 4 blocks away. Guard Kazunah then used his earth magic to shatter the suspect's spine, leaving him with potentially permanent damage.Â The Ponyville Guard has confirmed that the suspect was 36 year old Gantry Powers. Most of our readers may know him as the downtrodden construction worker who can usually be found wandering Ponyville Park. 

Guard Kazunah is known for his application of what he calls "Ysgrim Justice", and has been reported time and time again brutalizing suspects he apprehends. To this, we ask, where is the accountability? Why has Guard Kazunah been allowed to perform such gruesome punishments without so much as a reprimand? Why have the Ponyville Guard allowed him to continue to terrorize the people of our good town? When will it stop? Surely this psychopath, masquerading as a guard will set his sights upon the innocent in due time. 

We of the Ponyville Times say, enough! Guard Kazunah has been allowed to brutalize, maim, mutilate, and kill for too long! His "Ysgrim Justice" has no place in Ponyville! We beseech Captain Tower Shield to not only strip Guard Kazunah of his position, but have him thrown in the dungeon for his crimes! Surely, even King Artemis would find his actions reprehensible! He must be stopped! 



Captain Tower Shield heaves a sigh in his office. Lieutenant Spellsword stands before him at attention. The captain places today's newspaper on the desk in front of him, and begins to rub his temples. Nar has always caused a bit of a stir for his brand of 'justice', but it's starting to get out of hand. Never mind that the newspaper completely left out the fact that 5 civilians were injured, and a guard killed by the suspect before Guard Kazunah apprehended him. Snapping a man's femur, then permanently paralyzing him from the waist down when he was already rendered immobile was too far. The usual grumblings from the other guards were now a full blown outcry. None of the other guards wanted to work with him anymore, and many demanded he be arrested, and tried himself. His partner, Wattzis Buckets had even been hospitalized after witnessing the event firsthand! 

The captain grumbles, clenching his fists. No matter how much outcry their was, he couldn't do a thing about it. Guard Kazunah had a royal sanction for his methods, and Canterlot Castle was the only authority that could punish him for his actions. The captain has attempted to talk to Guard Kazunah about his behavior many times, but he never took any of them to heart. He'd assigned Wattzis as his partner in hopes that the guard would soften him. He hasn't. He's even petitioned Canterlot Castle to reprimand him for his actions, but they've refused every time! There was nothing he could do! The man felt no remorse for his actions either! If anything, he never thought he'd gone far enough! With a frustrated growl, the captain stands. He'll need to come up with some way to appease the guards, and the public. That, or by some miracle, convince Canterlot Castle to have him arrested. Both of which seemed impossible tasks at the moment. 

As the captain exits his office, thoughts swim in his head. Lieutenant Spellsword follows behind him. If only someone like King Solaris were here. He might actually be able to do something about this. [/size]]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2025 20:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2025 01:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2025 00:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2025 20:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2024 00:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Nar Kazunah posted a blog.</title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2208/uninvited-guests/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[It's been about 3 hours since the patrol started, but everything's gone smoothly so far. Wattzis Buckets, and Wildfire have been standing guard in the Lord's Manor since they arrived. There's been little to do, and conversation has to be kept to a minimum, so more than anything, Wattzis has been bored out of his mind. Such is the life of a guard. 

Wattzis' eyes move to watch as Lieutenant Spellsword enters the manor's atrium on her patrol route. She gives the two guards a short nod. Nothing to report. They nod back in response. Good so far, but the meeting's still going on. They have to stay vigilant. The Lieutenant turns, and begins to walk towards the stairs Wattzis, and Wildfire are guarding. As she reaches about halfway, the manor's front doors fly open with a loud slam. The Lieutenant quickly pivots to face the front door, and only has a second to analyze. There are three figures in the doorway. On the left, a massive Minotaur. On the right, a gryphon in a cowl, and in the middle, a slender, hooded unicorn. She surmises these must be the 'disgruntled employees' they mentioned in the briefing. Lieutenant Spellsword opens her mouth to shout a command, but the gryphon takes to the air. He raises his talons, and a dark energy sparks from them, giving off the illusion of dark claws jutting from them. The Lieutenant readies her sword. A bolt of lightning shoots into the air from behind her, but the gryphon manages to swoop to the side before he begins a dive towards her. 

Wattzis internally curses himself for missing his attack. He readies another bolt, but by the time he can get it off, the gryphon will be too close to the Lieutenant for him to safely shoot it at the gryphon. 

(https://youtu.be/Ddx1kDNIEDM?si=XbnGnsLupthWhoxv)

The blur of the gryphon diving towards the lieutenant suddenly changes direction, as something else collides with him mid-air. There's a loud slam, and chunks of marble fly into the air as the gryphon appears to be slammed into the floor. To his surprise, Wattzis now sees his partner, Nar, standing with his boot on the gryphon's chest. The gryphon has been half buried into the marble floor. Nar also appears to be holding an unconscious manor guard in one of his hands. The gryphon lifts his talon to try and strike at Nar's leg. Instead, Nar lifts his leg, then stomps on the gryphon's chest. There's a sickening crunch, then the gryphon's arm falls limp. Nar's eyes stay locked on the slender unicorn as he tosses the unconscious guard towards him. "Next time you try to have a spy ambush someone, don't send a light mage to try to blind an earth mage in a stone cellar." The slender unicorn's eyes widen. The minotaur roars, and steps forward. "I will [b]CRUSH YOU![/b]" Nar's leg winds back, as if readying for a kick. The minotaur charges forward. Nar's leg comes back down. The unicorn's voice screams from the front doorway.

[b]"Move you idiot! He's an earth mage!" 

[/b]Nar's foot digs into the ground. The marble floor ripples forward in front of him. A pillar of marble shoots up from below, catching the minotaur's chest. It skyrockets, slamming the minotaur against the ceiling, leaving him there. "Surrender [b]NOW![/b]" Lieutenant Spellsword booms a command as she rushes towards the unicorn. To Wattzis' surprise, the unicorn obliges. He throws his hands above his head, allowing the Lieutenant to approach without resistance. "I'm no fool." He snarls. "Had I known the Executioner was here, I'd have left well enough alone." Without another word, the unicorn is placed in cuffs by the Lieutenant, and lead to a separate room to be detained. 

Wattzis stares at the minotaur pinned to the roof in surprise, and awe. Beside him, Wildfire whistles. "Man. How'd you show up just in time? Weren't you in the cellar?" Nar turns to the other two guards as he finally steps off of the gryphon. "They had a spy on the inside. Planned to take me out in the cellar, but the dumbass triggered the trap early, and forgot I'm an earth mage. Flash of light, then I just hit him with a rock, and knocked him clean out. Rushed up here as soon as he was out." Wildfire raises an eyebrow. "And how did you get up in the air to intercept that dive?" Nar motions behind Wildfire, to a pillar of stone coming out of the floor at an angle. Wildfire simply nods. "Damn. I gotta learn how to do that with my fire."]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Nov 2024 16:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
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