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Magnolia Holiday

Female. Lives in  Baltimare,  Equestria. Born on June 17, 1994
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Earth Pony
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Magnolia Holiday
you know what connect four is stupid dumb who even wants to connect shit anyways???? you know who also connects things???? crazy conspiracy theorists!!! what??? am i gonna start talking about beyond m...View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...Sure thing, nice story, let's get you to bed.
Ghostbit
...What about Connect 5 !?
Captain Sky N Nova
Yall can ignore her she just butthurt that Asuka demolished her.
Magnolia Holiday
LIKE I DEMOLISHED YOUR MOM GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED
Captain Sky N Nova
Mmm someone's extra salty today~
Magnolia Holiday
salty like your mom’s sheets HAH
Magnolia Holiday
gross.
Captain Sky N Nova
You can stop embarrassing yourself any time
Trip Wire
You should connect with some bitches
Vanil
You're my bitch now. We're having soft tacos later.
Magnolia Holiday
i connect with bitches all the time maybe you should connect with some common sense!!!!!
Trip Wire
Haha, Maggie! You know that I can’t!
Magnolia Holiday
In an attempt to maintain relevancy, Magnolia renames her band ‘Magnolia Holiday and the Sad Fazbearettes.’ #rp
Magnolia Holiday
Magnolia hits the griddy on stage and dies. #rp
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Stormfront
He takes a photo
Magnolia Holiday
The moment in time is memorialized as “Magnolia’s Epic Last Moments.” Her meme status lasts for approximately two days, dying right as soon as someone photoshops her in Heaven with Harambe.
Magnolia Holiday
Magnolia follows you around while strumming a plucky, cartoonish tune on her guitar. When you turn around, she does her best to seem like she’s minding her own business. #rp
Stardusk Strider
Stardusk looks at the guitar, then back to her, before placing a sandwich on the ground before her. "You're not you when you're hungry."
Magnolia Holiday
Magnolia takes a bite, and lets out a little hum of “thanks”, but the playing still continues. Actually, now that she’s gained a bit of energy from the sammy, she can go on even longer! Thanks, Stardusk!
Stardusk Strider
He scowled as she kept playing, and with more vigor. "If you do not stop, i will steal your hat."
Magnolia Holiday
The guitar strums stop, and Magnolia shoots Stardusk a heated glare. “And I’ll be takin’ it back off your long dead hooves.” To taunt him, she strummed her guitar once more snd stepped away. She couldn’t run the risk that he was telling the truth.
Ghostbit
Ghostbit would've Responded by Playing a banjo when She wasn't looking!
Magnolia Holiday
Maggie refuses to blink. Her eyes are already on Ghostbit.
Ghostbit
And Ghostbit stared blankly at her, as He Awaited for them to blink and Execute his plan!
Magnolia Holiday
Magnolia gets her proposal for her own holiday rejected. there was a joke here, but i forgot it and already typed it out
Ghostbit
Ghostbit would've hovered down covered in rope from his attempt to Lasso, But decided to Give them a cookie to feel better
Ephemeria Spring
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Magnolia Holiday
YES! YES! THAT’S IT! THAT’S THE ANSWER!
Ice Wisp
Every time I see Magnolia's pfp I think the rope in her mouth is a long mustache. I also have very bad eyes.
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Magnolia Holiday
did the thing where i got bored of a character and reworked her, so now Maggie’s gonna be a bit more of a diva because conflict is fun!
Stormfront
thats not very original tbh
Magnolia Holiday
your face isn’t very original, HA
Magnolia Holiday
in the spirit of actually talking about this, though (just got owned in a video game and felt it was the universe’s way of humbling me) i don’t *entirely* disagree. :eyes: the diva country singer isn’t anything new, but i just feel like “became famous, but stayed the same person with a heart of go...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Originality can come in the form of innovation; you don’t always have to produce an entirely NEW UNSEEN concept in order to make something that is interesting and enjoyable. A lot of people have this twisted weird idea of originality like ‘your ideas are only good if no one else in the world has had...View More
Magnolia Holiday
thank you bestie
Bombora
GOOD
Magnolia Holiday
i can’t wait for Maggie to kill Bombora with a guitar
Magnolia Holiday
i like to think that Magnolia has a ton of brand deals but they’re all terribly done or just weird like, hey, thanks for showing your support by eating the limited edition magnolia holiday cereal! it...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray owns every single little piece of merch and only takes it out specifically when she's around to embarrass her.
Magnolia Holiday
maggie then reminds him that he's the only loser who owns all of her merch
Briea Lyn Miller
Briea is a Collector of these terrible brand deals, partially because she's a fan of Magnolia but also because she's weird and loves buying things that just don't work as intended
Magnolia Holiday
next time Briea brings a date home, she should bring out the Magnolia Holiday Fleece Throw to snuggle up with and treat them to the limited edition Magnolia Holiday Carbernet (illegal in some parts of the world due to being unfit to consume)
Briea Lyn Miller
The Magnolia Fleece throw had production issues so the face of magnolia is horribly distorted and horrifying to look at, and Briea has it in a Special case because there were only so many made. however the Holiday Carbernet is contained in a hazerdous materials containment box marked: "do not throw ...View More
Magnolia Holiday
honestly, i'm just gonna hire you to write these for me because that's better than i can do in my current brain state
Briea Lyn Miller
*bows* thank you kindly. i pride myself with writing the stupidest ideas i can find that are entertaining. in all seriousness this post was very fun
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