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Alphonse LaChance

Male. Lives in  Abyssinia,  Beyond Equestria. Born on July 21, 1993
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Alphonse LaChance
"We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified, and could not be disclosed."
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Chiller Sway
"Aww..." Now how is he supposed to divide by 0?
Alphonse LaChance
Alphonse looked down, a stoic expression on his face. Then, he slowly raised a knife...the sharp edge glinted against the lamplight of the room. He did not seem pleased with the deed he was about to d...View More
Alphonse LaChance
Alphonse went for a walk in the castle garden, as he did most mornings. The entrances were girt not just by flora, but by guards as well. He often tried to time his walks to match the changing of the ...View More
Prince Artemis
"Morning, Velvet. Your shift should be ending soon it seems, meaning that you gotta get some rest. Got anything to report?" Ah seems the Prince of the Night was reporting to one of the Lunars in the Garden. This Lunar looked different then the others. The Armor had a different style and lighter colo...View More
Alphonse LaChance
He froze. The boss was there! Well, one of the bosses. The leader of the night guard, the 'fun guard's he assumed it was called. There was no doubt that this magic sensitive prince was already knowledgeable of the felines presence, so instead of playing incognito, Alphonse decided to approach his em...View More
Prince Artemis
"Sire....we got a Kitty in the Garden." Velvet spoke as she had never seen this stranger before. "Hush..." Artemis spoke before addressing the cattish figure. "Morning there. I apologize for having to do this, but my memory as an aging Prince has caused it to where I can't remember names anymore. ...View More
Alphonse LaChance
How could he overlook this! The abyssinian delegate bolted back upright with a barely audible gasp. He straightend his posture with military precision. "Alphonse LaChance, your majesty! Defense advisor to the royal family if Abyssinia. My ... humblest apologies for not making that more clear sooner!...View More
Prince Artemis
"Pleasure to meet you. Can I call you Chance? Would that be alright for both our comfort zones?" Seemed the Prince was trying to be as casual as he comfortably could. Any member of royal families, whether from distant lands or not might have heard that Artemis himself, made it his mission to never d...View More
Alphonse LaChance
This was going better than he had anticipated. Al knew he could take some liberties with this one. It seemed that even the leader of the night guard was more laid back. Funny how that worked... "Ah! Well, you see...if I may...I'd much pref- er...you can call me Al." His ear twitched as a bird sang a...View More
Amethyst the Hippogriff
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Alphonse LaChance
Alphonse sat at his office desk in the castle, looking over a wanted poster he held in his claws. Wanted: Alive "La Belle Dame sans Merci" For highway robbery and murder. 10,000 Bit Reward The image...View More
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Phalanx
Inb4 Cait is Alp in drag.
Alphonse LaChance
You stop that
Alphonse LaChance
Alphonse looked annoyed, and his expression of pure existential dread only grew the more he flipped through the various Lunar guard profiles, and the incident reports associated with them. One page m...View More
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Stella Alba Swirl
((That eyepatch just screams. 'I'm not evil. I swear'
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Alphonse LaChance
Shhhhh~
Stella Alba Swirl
((I bet he spits on kittens.
Alphonse LaChance
Well he is one, so...
Stella Alba Swirl
((Yes and that's why he's so evil
Alphonse LaChance
I had no choice. Cheddar made made come back.
Cheddar Cheese
Damn right I did.
Ice Wisp
Heck
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