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Whiplash Twister

Male. Lives in Manehattan,  Manehattan,  Equestria. Born on October 29, 1999
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Universe
Canon Equestria
User Achievements
Whiplash Twister
Basketball, basketball! We love basketball!
Chow Chow
The poor lad.
Carmine Gumshoe
he deserves it, fucking stupid horse red horse dumb and STUPID RED HORSE
Carmine Gumshoe
it’s all fun and games until Carmine flexes his cheeks at the right moment and perfect parries the ball straight through whip’s skull
Whiplash Twister
Guess his position in netball would be Wing Attack, then. :'D
Whiplash Twister
#rp Whiplash bounced a basketball around a court, shooting the occasional hoop on the court.
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Inigo
Inigo sat on his butt and levitated the ball into the hoop. He felt happy about himself.
Whiplash Twister
YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE, SHOOTING 3 POINTERS IS ALRIGHT WITH ME! IF YOU DO SPORTS LAZILY, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Inigo
Inigo bounced the ball off of Twister's head.
Whiplash Twister
Thank you thank you ToT
Whiplash Twister
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
you's welcome! :>
Whiplash Twister
Yeeeeee boi!
Chow Chow
They are blessed
Whiplash Twister
Whiplash Twister
Happy birthday, Garmine!
Whiplash Twister
#rp Three days into the month and Whiplash was already planning a giant Nightmare Night party, complete with pranks.
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray will show up even if uninvited.
Whiplash Twister
He's inviting Gray, but only out of pity. Extreme, extreme pity.
Silver Bullet
Silver will also invite herself as well as several +1's
Whiplash Twister
Similarly to Gray, she also has an invitation. He's made sure to print it in big font for her geriatric needs.
Whiplash Twister
Showvaya Zemlya
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Novaya Zemlya
Look at heeeeeeeeerrrr
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
She can kick my ass anytime!
Whiplash Twister
Look at this moron.
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Silver Bullet
Holy cursed
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
My boys, ladies and gent and everything else, it's my boy <3
Chow Chow
He’s not moron. He’s just ignorant.
Whiplash Twister
Yeah. Ignorant of how much of a moron he is. -3-
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
:,c
Whiplash Twister
Whiplash lifted you like the lift in Dirty Dancing. #rp
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Lenore
Lenore habitually flapped her wings.
Whiplash Twister
The lift became less of a dance move and more a feat of aerobatics. Whiplash had never used a Griffon as a paraglider before but, that seemed to be the exact position he was in. Plus, he was going backwards! What terrible luck!
Lenore
Lenore was actually flapping so much it lifted Whip off the ground. He became Link holding a chicken to traverse gorges.
Whiplash Twister
He dead panned as the griffon continued, uninterrupted, on her wayward flight path. Where were they going!? Only Lenore knew. He could let go and fly off, sure, but where was the fun in that? The arrogant stallion clung on and waited out the journey. He just wondered what Ganon was up to...
Eightbit (changeling #33147)
Eightbit is immediately concerned and starts flailing.
Whiplash Twister
Flailing was a mistake. He decided to drop Eightbit for being a slightly unwilling dance partner. "Tch, can't get da staff dese days!"
Eightbit (changeling #33147)
Eightbit tried to catch himself with his wings during the sudden fall, but loses his composure midair and ends up rolling directly towards whiplash, bowling him over entirely
Chow Chow
Gross
Whiplash Twister
He used this as an oppostunity to caber toss you into a vat of mustard.
Chow Chow
*slurp*
Whiplash Twister
#rp Uh oh! Looks like that road block in front of his house had the garbage truck still performing its 7 point turn. When would it ever end?
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Vanil
May the suffering never end
Whiplash Twister
Gasp! He nakey nakey!
Corona Lionheart IV
Cute
Whiplash Twister
He need clothes. The ultimate cure to nudity.
Corona Lionheart IV
he needs cuddles
Whiplash Twister
A lot of people do from time to time!
Heatwave
Ponys Never wear cloths
Whiplash Twister
I don't know many people who wear cloths, really!
Charmy Glow
Someone get this stallion a tuxedo! He gives off that suave energy! XD
Whiplash Twister
As I said before, clothes ARE the ultimate cure to nudity!
Chow Chow
I guess he’s naked.
Whiplash Twister
Yeah he forgot his clothes at the dry-cleaner. Who'd've thunk it?
Chow Chow
Where does he get money?
Whiplash Twister
From an ATM.
Chow Chow
Cheeki
Stardusk Strider
Whiplash Twister
Beware, be very aware.
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