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Whiplash Twister

Male. Lives in Manehattan,  Manehattan,  Equestria. Born on October 29, 1999
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Universe
Canon Equestria
User Achievements
Whiplash Twister
Whiplash lifted you like the lift in Dirty Dancing. #rp
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Lenore
Lenore habitually flapped her wings.
Whiplash Twister
The lift became less of a dance move and more a feat of aerobatics. Whiplash had never used a Griffon as a paraglider before but, that seemed to be the exact position he was in. Plus, he was going backwards! What terrible luck!
Lenore
Lenore was actually flapping so much it lifted Whip off the ground. He became Link holding a chicken to traverse gorges.
Whiplash Twister
He dead panned as the griffon continued, uninterrupted, on her wayward flight path. Where were they going!? Only Lenore knew. He could let go and fly off, sure, but where was the fun in that? The arrogant stallion clung on and waited out the journey. He just wondered what Ganon was up to...
Eightbit (changeling #33147)
Eightbit is immediately concerned and starts flailing.
Whiplash Twister
Flailing was a mistake. He decided to drop Eightbit for being a slightly unwilling dance partner. "Tch, can't get da staff dese days!"
Eightbit (changeling #33147)
Eightbit tried to catch himself with his wings during the sudden fall, but loses his composure midair and ends up rolling directly towards whiplash, bowling him over entirely
Bright Brave
Gross
Whiplash Twister
He used this as an oppostunity to caber toss you into a vat of mustard.
Bright Brave
*slurp*
Whiplash Twister
#rp Uh oh! Looks like that road block in front of his house had the garbage truck still performing its 7 point turn. When would it ever end?
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Vanil
May the suffering never end
Whiplash Twister
Gasp! He nakey nakey!
Corona Lionheart IV
Cute
Whiplash Twister
He need clothes. The ultimate cure to nudity.
Corona Lionheart IV
he needs cuddles
Whiplash Twister
A lot of people do from time to time!
Heatwave
Ponys Never wear cloths
Whiplash Twister
I don't know many people who wear cloths, really!
Charmy Glow
Someone get this stallion a tuxedo! He gives off that suave energy! XD
Whiplash Twister
As I said before, clothes ARE the ultimate cure to nudity!
Bright Brave
I guess he’s naked.
Whiplash Twister
Yeah he forgot his clothes at the dry-cleaner. Who'd've thunk it?
Bright Brave
Where does he get money?
Whiplash Twister
From an ATM.
Bright Brave
Cheeki
Stardusk Strider
Whiplash Twister
Beware, be very aware.
Whiplash Twister
#rp The garbage truck trundled past, its stench a miasma spreading across the road. Whiplash knew it would only be there for the best part of five minutes and then depart but, its presence in that mom...View More
Silver Bullet
Silver put cones and a sign out on the road in front of his house saying “road closed.” It would now have to do a 7 point turn.
Whiplash Twister
Well, they do say that points mean prizes... and in this case, the prize was being stuck with the ineffable siren blaring out every five seconds, announcing that the vehicle was reversing. Warning. This vehicle is reversing. The irony. If only he could reverse time. If only he could dispose of the...View More
Whiplash Twister
Bright Brave
Looks kind of, elderly~
Whiplash Twister
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
He smugs smugly uvu???
Whiplash Twister
He does indeed smug smugly. ;)
Whiplash Twister
#rp Manehattan was energetic. Definitely moreso than Canterlot. If both were tides, the former had steep waves, perfect to coarse on at all times of day and the latter? Tame. Boring. Placid. As a city...View More
Whiplash Twister
#rp Whiplash updated his tally chart with another two strikes.
Silver Shield
Silver observes this tally chart curiously. "Whatcha doin?"
Whiplash Twister
"Oh hey Isabel-" he had to stop himself, remembering that this wasn't an episode of Phineas and Ferb. He tried again. "The same thing we try to do e-" It wasn't an episode of Pinky and the Brain, either. "...Nuttin'. Just adding numbers to a tally. What's it to you?"
Silver Shield
"Numbers on a tally." He smiles innocently.
Whiplash Twister
He couldn't quite place it in himself to be trusting of the smile. After all, why make a deal out of it if you weren't pretending to be, or felt you were, knowing in some way. "Yeah, accountin'. Sure is a fun thing to do on a Sunday night!"
Silver Shield
He tilts his head. "Accounting? I didn't know that was your job! I thought you were a flying pegasus or something."
Whiplash Twister
"Uhh... yeah I... am?" he replied, really uncertain of where this entire charade was going. "Most Pegasi fly, y'know? Most Pegasi also got personal finances to calculate 'n' savings 'n' shit like dat to work out..." His ire was with the tally chart and financing moreso than anything else.
Star Silk
She would simply narrow her eyes and lightly purse her lips as if she knew exactly what this was all about. "Why not add another two more," she'd mutter through clenched teeth and then shift her eyes away with pinned ears.
Whiplash Twister
"What's dat all about?" he asked, his eyebrows slanted in a slightly sympathetic, yet curious expression. He was adjusted to her being angry at him about the diary but this felt... different. "You uh, mad 'bout somethin'?"
Star Silk
She'd revert her gaze back to him, realizing he was not making a reference at all as to what she had thought. Or so it seemed. "Ah," she'd say, regaining the composure of someone being courteous in response to his -apparent- earnest question. Though, she did look as though she were struggling to k...View More
Whiplash Twister
"You uhhh, tryin' to start a fight or somethin'? 'Cause I ain't gonna fight ya," he chuckled. It was, after all, just a sheet of paper with lines on it, kept within a small leather-bound notebook. For all she knew, it could have been anything! The number of followers he had on social media, his net ...View More
Star Silk
She'd giggle at how up tight he was getting. Fight? Anger? Perhaps a momentary passing of resentment. But certainly nothing to be so passionate about. It certainly seemed like the tables were turned as she merely sat there ... rather smugly... and he seemed to get a little riled up -- perhaps his ow...View More
Whiplash Twister
There was no anger nor resentment; just a lot of play. He was teasing her in that rough-and-tumble way that young stallions often do.
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray sneakily draws a crude version of Whiplash flying with fly wings next to the chart. He snickers to himself, amused at his own joke.
Whiplash Twister
"Da heck is dis?" he grumbled, looking at the scrawl. "Looks like some kinda hairy chicken nugget enlightened 'bout discoverin' an uh, fuckin' better life knowledge..." He looked at Gray and judged for his lack of artistry.
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
"Yeah, I know... It really does look just like you!" he smirks.
Whiplash Twister
"Well wid da crap dat you eat, I ain't surprised you'd think dat a hairy chicken nugget enlightenned 'bout discoverin' better life knowledge looks like a fuckin' snack..."
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray rolls his eyes.
Whiplash Twister
Whiplash smirked in response. Finally. Silence from the unshuttupable Gray. It was an unstable peace, but still peace.
Whiplash Twister
#rp Someone had left a bottle of syrup open in his house and now there were ants. They were everywhere in the kitchen, forming neat little queues to torment him. He stamped on them but despite their t...View More
Spirit Weaver
Spirit looked left and right. She hummed the mission impossible theme as she slipped through the skylight. She landed with a rather heavy thud. She began hoovering up the ants.
Whiplash Twister
He was indeed the type of pony to have a skylight. How she opened it was beyond him. How she hoovered up the ants was also ambiguous. Was she using her mouth? Vrrrr! The television was up too loud for him to really hear the commotion in the kitchen. His ear flicked a little toward the door. Was......View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray was already at the couch, he was eating cookies straight out of a box and leaving crumbs everywhere.
Whiplash Twister
Whiplash opened his mouth to speak but, he could tell that Gray was more focused on being a couch potato than anything else. "...Hey uh, Gray-Gray. Yooou uh... eat any ice cream lately?" Whiplash glanced at the cookie monster, munching away like a caterpillar on a leaf. Several leaves. Each leaf w...View More
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray stops munching, shifts his eyes towards Whip and stares for a long moment. “… I did.”
Whiplash Twister
"...Wiiiiid some uh, y'know, chocolate syrup on da ice cream?" he enquired, sounding genuinely curious about Gray's ice-cream consumption habits.
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
At that point Gray swallows the mushed cookies he had been saving in his cheeks. "...How do you know?" he gasps dramatically.
Whiplash Twister
"Mm, you wanna know?" he asked. "You really, really wanna know?" He glanced over at Gray, who was starting to look like something of a bloated hamster.
Star Silk
Wow, seriously? I almost spat out my chocolate milk from laughter reading this XD <3
Whiplash Twister
Don't do that! You'll attract more ants!
Star Silk
*dies laughing*
Whiplash Twister
*waggles antbrows. I mean eyebrows.*
Stardusk Strider
Star was amongst the ants, him having used a shrink potion to get to their size. He just sat there, observing them, using a pheromone to be invisible to them. It's fascinating to watch them work!
Whiplash Twister
STOMP. STOMP. STOMP. Time for the vaccuum! Vrrrr!
Stardusk Strider
And just in this moment, Star regrets his words and his deeds.
PB
*given as she'd been near the area she'd been yoinked by some of the ants and looks like she's surfing them from an outsiders perspective* uh...help?
Whiplash Twister
#rp "Sooo is dat a piece of information orrrr an invitation?" He's a hopeful boy.
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Vanil
Vanil wiggles her brows "Should it be an invitation, of what sort do you think it is?"
Whiplash Twister
"I ain't a dude wid many uhh, expectations," he quipped back. "Anythin' goes, y'know? So long as it ain't murder or somethin'," he chuckled.
Vanil
"And I'm a mare with few expectations, what a surprise!" she said, setting down a plate of various sourdough biscuits "If anything goes, then a short notice date isn't too far fetched of idea, I suppose?"
Asuka Yakushi
"You have three broken ribs, and a punctured lung. It's a piece of information. Or, an invitation if you want another punctured lung, and three more broken ribs."
Whiplash Twister
Wasn't it just such a good thing that she was a paramedic! After all, no creature in such a noble field such as healthcare would dare inflict such grievous wounds on a poor, innocent stallion like himself. Either that or he was hallucinating on pain relief.
Asuka Yakushi
Asuka was never forced to take the Hippocratic oath. She is not obliged to care for the sick/injured, and she is not disallowed to cause harm. If Whiplash thinks she wouldn't harm him just because she's a paramedic, he's got 6 broken ribs and 2 punctured lungs coming.
Ghostbit
"It's Information on how to Spell Opposite instead of Poopsite" He said holding the piece of paper up along with having 3 ready made chalkboard's on his lesson for the future! well that and because He doesn't know where to put them.
Whiplash Twister
#rp Smugs smugly at you.
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray sighs longingly.
Whiplash Twister
"What?" he queries. He was used to Gray sighing but usually in more of a mopey, morose, morbid kind of way.
Star Silk
// Amazing loool //
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
Gray blinks. “Yeah, nothing. I’m just here studying my lines.” He clears his throat and returns to his own business, back to his script. But then he peers discretely again.
Whiplash Twister
He peered over Gray's shoulder at the script. "Doesn't say jack 'bout sighin' here, Gray-Gray," he concluded.
Gray Rivers Alto Yuri
"Maybe I'm exploring my options, a character doesn't always have to be played by the script, you know? if it feels true to character to sigh, then I'll sigh. It's my job as the actor." He huffs, closing the file there and then and turning his head. "What's got you beaming this day, hm?"
Bright Brave
Counters
Whiplash Twister
You've activated my trap card!
Bright Brave
Bright rolled his eyes and laid down his magic card.
Star Silk
*Blushes defensively due to their last embarrassing encounter and just stares with resentment* *grumbles and sits on diary with sharp glares*
Whiplash Twister
He can't even really remember their last encounter. He just continues to smug smugly. Her blushing only fuels his smugness.
Star Silk
Oh, that was good that he didn't remember reading her diary. But his smug smile made her think that he did and she only huffed even more. >:c
Whiplash Twister
He cocks an eyebrow, confused by her exaggerated reaction. Somehow, this was done smugly.
Chiara Riviera
Chiara hits him with her wing. No thank you.
Whiplash Twister
He smugs smugly, albeit a little less smugly than before.
Chiara Riviera
She judges judgingly, more judgemental than normal.
Whiplash Twister
Knowing that she was judging judgingly, this only served to smugify his smugness. He smugs more smugly than ever before.
Chiara Riviera
Chiara just...gives up and throws something his way. Not anything hard enough to hit him, but to just get him to go away.
Koda
Koda feels threatened.
Whiplash Twister
And so he should.
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