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by on 5 hours ago
//Said I'd make some story posts for Asuka's family members, so here's the first of the three. The sun has not yet risen over Ponyville, and the lights inside the small restaurant between the 'Haysea Corp' offices, and the Biglow Department store have just come on. Inside stands an older stallion (mid 50's) already hard at work preparing for the day ahead. Kisho Yakushi was always the first one to come in for work. As the restaurant's owner he had to set a good example for his employees. As o...
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by on Yesterday, 9:25 pm
"You're a warrior with no war to fight" The mare said with a sigh as she looked at the stallion "That's what you're feeling" The blue unicorn stated as she brushed her orange mane out of her face. Phoenix looked at his hooves with a grimace "It isn't my fault....I...I just get a bit bored" The young pegasus said weakly. He knew she was right. Why was he such an idiot? He always screwed these things up. The unicorn frowned at him "I can't be with you. I want a life outside of battle, outside of v...
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by on July 11, 2020
It was 3:40 in the morning. Its been four hours since Buster had taken his wife to the hospital for an important moment in his life, his wife was pregnant. The doctors wouldn't let him enter the room, but he was able to hear every scream she made, and the smells, the smell of chemicals and most of all, blood. The doctor warned beforehand that there could be complications, serious complications, but he believed in the doctors expertise and that they would be able to do the birth with ease. He was...
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by on July 10, 2020
Alone. Weeks go by with the blink of an eye, months fly on the other side of the closed window just as quickly as the swooping birds. Yet nothing changes. The letters go out, but no reply ever comes. It happened again, didn't it? He never wanted to leave, but it wasn't much of a choice. It wouldn't be long before his last energies dripped away, thanks to the disease. If anything, he lessened her burden by saying that last goodbye and vanishing off to the world, rather than staying and hav...
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by on July 6, 2020
Well, this is new, after that fight me and the other Guardians had against Sombra, I found the ruins of an old Imperial Star Destroyer, so I was able to fix the thrusters and make them go up in orbit around the planet is was crashed in, of course, I fixed the outer shell of it. Alan and Jasper helped me while Skyleaves was with Blue in the safer spots of the Star Destroyer, once the outer shell was complete, I decided to rename it from "Imperial Star Destroyer" to "M250-SD", the "SD" meaning "St...
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by on July 6, 2020
//When I said soon, I meant SOON. (I know some people don't like exposition, so I'll leave a marker for the juicy stuff (Nar Lore). Don't feel bad about skipping to the marker. I have a hard time reading exposition sometimes too.) The lush, green grass, and abundance of flowers that covered the hills to the east of Ponyville would lead you to believe they would be a popular place for the citizens of the town to visit. Sure, that was the case last year, but ever since the attack these hill...
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by on July 5, 2020
“You really think he’ll come?” “He will, I’m sure of it! Why wouldn’t he? This could be a big score, for all of us!” “Not only /could/ this be a big score, this could also be the last day we spend not behind bars.” “You’re that scared? Quit being such a goddamn puss-.” The sound of the doors to the bar swinging open cut the mare off mid thought. The doors opening were followed by the brief howling of wind, then the sound of boots on the wooden floorboards. She peered away from the ...
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by on July 5, 2020
I just seemed to lay there. Laying there with nothing going on except for the continued breathing that my body was doing. Along side the breathing of my sleeping beauty that was accompanying me in my sleep. My eyes were closed, but my mind wasn't. These past weeks have pushed me towards an area of exhaustion that I wasn't sure was possible. What's funny about that tho, was that this was still only the beginning. As Prince of the Night, Future Husband, and Father? I never would have guessed that ...
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by on July 4, 2020
It's been a few months now since Jule had brought the vacant plot of land just outside of Canterlot. He's been working hard and long hours trying to make the perfect house for Lana, their foal and himself. He had hoped to have the house finished before the foal arrived, but he barely had the bones of the house up by now. But between getting the permits, blueprints for the house approved, finding the right contractors for the more technical stuff, inspections and replenishing funds to buy supplie...
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by on July 1, 2020
I've mentioned this organization a few times in previous posts, so I thought I'd make a blog explaining them in more detail. What is the Arcane Justiciar?: The Arcane Justiciar is a military organization which creates,oversees, and enforces laws on magic use in Nar's home country of Ysrgim. Justiciar camps, outposts, forts, and prisons can be found all over Ysgrim. Recently the Justiciar has set up an outpost in Vanhoover, and is currently attempting to gain permission to establish a fort n...
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by on June 30, 2020
//Good vibe lore post comin' atcha. The wizard guild of Myoorclaw (Pronounced: Me-your-claw) wasn't exactly large for Ysgrim guild standards, but it was certainly a lively one. Based in the small town of Vendon Myoorclaw undertook tasks sent in by citizens of the nearby area that needed the help of a mage. Every mage in Myoorclaw had their own unique magic. Unlike their wizard counterparts from Equestria mages in Ysgrim tended to focus on one magic type, and hone their skills with it rather t...
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by on June 29, 2020
Off in the borders nearing the White Tail Woods, there was a sweet little hamlet that Cynbel frequently visited. Sweetcorn. It was a simple farming village that was untouched by the corruption of Equestria's xenophobic and morally bankrupt ways. They held no knowledge of the rumors of mistreatment and madness that often circulated around Cynbel, when he first arrived they simply saw a frail stranger in need of a soft bed and a warm meal. Their abundant fauna have proven to be nothing if not valu...
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by on June 28, 2020
This is it. To have lived thirty years with a disease such as this particular one, to have gone through all the challenges that it and life had presented... It is truly a miracle. But even after all of that, the time has come. Time to rest. The early morning sun rises just beyond the horizon, tainting the sky with light purples, blues, and oranges, making glister the dew-covered grass of the valley. This is a nice place, always has been. Energy sips out of the body slowly, trickling away...
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by on June 25, 2020
Beep … Beep … Beep … Beep … “Incoming transmission…” Reads one in a deep voice, another turns around and briefly makes its way over. - “Where’s it from?” - “I don’t know… far beyond the galaxy, looks like…” The first one squinted his seed shaped oily eyes as he tinkered with the screen of their device. A technological marvel which allowed them to receive transmissions far beyond the reach of anything we possess here on earth. The two look at each other hesitantly, was this a good idea? ...
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by on June 25, 2020
Hi Ponies~ you're probably wondering why I'm writing this little letter which will be "copied" of course for all to see. Anyway I wanted to tell you all a little story, a story about a young mare who wanted nothing more but to no longer be shy and meek. She thought she would be able to make friends but no, they had to be rude to her and turn her away! Heh sorry about that, anyway she lived in a really far back time way before those no fun princes were around. And as I mentioned before she was re...
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by on June 21, 2020
//No travel post today. Have a pleasant lore post instead. The sound of fillies and colts at play permeates the early evening in the small village of Frakkas. The farmers and craftsmen are hard at work, while the rest of the village goes about it's business. Hunters, and foragers scour the nearby woods for food. Mares weave clothing, cloths, and linens. Others bake bread, and prepare meals. The elder sits outside of his home giving counsel to those seeking it, and the traders who have come in...
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by on June 21, 2020
There are a lot of financial channels on YT and Pride had some spare money. He got suckered into falling for the investment hype and bought silver and stocks It was a mistake He estimates he dropped about $2,000 on this stuff and now they're worth $1,490.26 Investor channels like to hype up assets = do nothing + time = gradual profit Holy shit, these people exclude 1 major cost of investing; taxes! When Pride bought silver, taxes were huge. If Pride pulls cash out of his stock accoun...
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by on June 18, 2020
//Nar's backstory is pretty murky, and I haven't explored it much so here's an attempt to clear things up. A lone stallion enters a remote cave situated near the middle of Mount Highmoor. A large rucksack is situated on his back. He's been to this exact cave many times before. Jek Kardul is a stallion of modest upbringing, and living. Though he's never been happy with his poverty things have been looking much better for the farmer in the past few years. 3 years ago Jek met a mare more beauti...
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by on June 17, 2020
Think about it Esports is a business and businesses need money. 1 tournament runner & streamer streams at a horse racing venue that's in poorasfuck town and the place is so much worse than their previous venue, in Pride's opinion. He went there once and never wants to go back there again. But also they're like 50 miles away from his house anyways. Still, they are a really famous local tournament & stream team. He'd rather go to a tournament that's closer and in a better venue. They only food ...
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by on June 16, 2020
1st, there's this famous tweet https://twitter.com/OXY_Crimson/status/1093056785705922560 " Smash is 5th in esports viewership (behind LoL, CS, Dota, & OW) Arguably 1st in live attendance (smaller peaks but much more overall) Probably top 3 in social engagement and Dead last in prizing Dead last in sponsorships Dead last in media rights lmaooooo " I read the comments and (up to last year), Smash Melee players still don't/didn't know why they don't/didn't get a lot of s...
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by on June 14, 2020
Think about it What better way is there to tell esports gamers "this is the shit you want" than to show the pros on stage using the same equipment? What do gamers even think when they see a mere logo on screen taking up space? "WTF is this shit? Clutter? WTF do they even sell?" Now imagine what they think when the camera points at the players getting ready to start playing and the angle perfectly shows off that Asus/BenQ logo on the back of the monitor? "Ah, so that's the brand that mak...
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by on June 14, 2020
At this point in her career Asuka had gotten used to staying up for long periods of time. Sleep was a commodity in these times, and Asuka was glad she'd finally be able to get some. Her gait as she enters the mansion she calls home is nothing more than her dragging her hooves along the floor. She still wasn't used to how silent the mansion was now. Even if it was 4 AM. Someone was usually rummaging around the kitchen for snacks at this point in the night, but tonight there was no one. The kitche...
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by on June 13, 2020
I was born on the 5th of January 1980 in the city of Kublinka in Russia. My father and mother came from humble backgrounds but managed to rise to the higher society of the soviet union. My father was a political activist for Communism since his early years, he managed to fight his way up until he was part of the communist leadership. My mother was the good soul of the family, always there for me until i turned six. My father decided that I needed to be prepared and formed to be the perfect sovie...
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by on June 11, 2020
This is just a theory craft from intuition and observation only. Pride never did any statistical research to test his theory Esports devs are too afraid of making anything too good so they just make everything equally bad and boring Older esports games are broken as fuck. Halo 1's pistol kills in 3 HSs (Head Shot) which takes less than 1 second. Halo 2 nerfed its main gun, the battle rifle, to kill in 11 bullets, or 4 3-bullet bursts. Then Halo 3 further nerfed it by changing the bullet sp...
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by on June 11, 2020
1 thing quarantine taught Pride is to stop having material possessions. He has a long history of buying shit because he has a replenishing source of money called a job which made him not care about how much money he has because he'll always regenerate more. He also has a history of giving/throwing shit away because he ends up not needing those things anymore "Less is more" is a stupid phrase because of its blatant contradiction. Maybe "less is better" communicates the idea better. Minimalism ...
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by on June 9, 2020
Pride isn't gonna put in the effort to actually test anything. These ideas are just on his mind right now Playing Smash Melee on Dolphin emulator is so painfully laggy. Melee is way too sensitive to lag for him to tolerate even if it's as little as 1 frame. He's tried it before on a gaming monitor used at EVO tournaments, aka "The EVO monitor" and at native resolution, it has 8.3 ms of lag. Upscaling the Wii's 480p resolution to 1080p makes monitors have to process the smaller image and up sc...
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by on June 9, 2020
Once pollen season 100% ends, Pride's gonna practice some archery while listening to anime dubs so he can multitask looking at screens less (hopefully improving eye sight) and listening to fun stories But also, social media is fake because everyone fakes themselves into making the best presentable versions of themselves for attention and approval. The internet connects people from far away, but those connections will always be severely limited. Everything seen is through a screen and everythi...
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by on June 9, 2020
“Witcher. I’ve been eager for your arrival.” A deep, silky voice spoke, the voice coming from a stallion that was tall and lean, with facial hair and an armoured body. The commander, and on either side of him stood two guards, both still and completely motionless like they were caught in Medusa’s gaze, but ready with their weapons at their side, prepared to defend their superior at the drop of the dime. Entering the room was Loki, being escorted by two guards on either side of them. The ...
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by on June 8, 2020
today i learned that there is/was a shrek musical! who let this happen. who let this happen WITHOUT telling me. why. that is all. -battflavorednoodles ps. link bc i KNOW people are going to ask: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZLWzsrvoBE
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by on June 7, 2020
There was a heavy, wet ‘slap’ as the head of the werewolf connected with the muddy ground, which was slippery and moist due to the recent rainfall that had been falling over the village. All around ponies stood, slack jawed and eyes wide as they stared down at the severed beasts head and the little stump of neck that hung from it, which was drained of and dried completely of blood. Then, their gaze shifted upwards towards the witcher, brave and bold, who slaughtered this vile creature. Not a wor...
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by on June 7, 2020
the rift unit at first was working then, bad things happen. "am just saying we need more security in the lobby" hunter said as darker listen. "i know but, i have a question about something" darker said looking as the holograph of manehaten. "why would polo leave?" darker said as crimson enter the room and sat down. "he just a weird pony now, about the security " hunter said as the hologram change to the building. "i was thinking of adding a better lock system like, key cards" hunter said pr...
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by on June 6, 2020
If I'm gonna go back to RPing with people I was RPing before I need to clarify some shit, mainly why the fuck Abby looks different The story is that my wonderful friend that RP's her hubby Lyle mentioned wanting kiddos a while back. Now cause I'm a stickler of an admin and really mean to my characters, Aubade can't have kiddos cause she's trans male to female. As her backstory was that she's not even FROM Equestria originally and basically woke up here cursed after dying elsewhere, it was part ...
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by on June 6, 2020
Abakan was sitting next to the entry of the reactor control room. He had taken place on an old wood chair. In his hand a rifle. His eyes were carefully watching the group of scientists that hat gathered around the multiple Displays of the main control panel from where the new Experiment was controlled. The scientist seemed very excited about this new experiment. "what's all this about exactly." Abakan turned his head to look at Dr. Grostky who had been standing next to Abakan. "A new experiment....
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by on June 5, 2020
Crunchyroll struck down a 60 frames/second conversion of an anime OP that's been on an alternate channel of mine for like a year Could they be polite enough to just block the video instead of being strike addicted? Probably half of every strike I've ever received was from Crunchyroll I know clip uploading is in a gray area and I set myself a 2 minute clip because I think that's a fair length without getting too close to stealing territory. I hate when shows get worldwide copyright blocked ...
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by on June 5, 2020
Since landing upon Earth, Kro’ta has combed through the thick, hot jungles he landed in. There wasn’t any signs of pony lifeforms anywhere close, which was good. That meant the chances of them stumbling upon his ship was very slim, even though it had an active cloak so one would likely miss it in a busy environment like this. It gave him plenty of comfortable room to explore and study this planet further, and eventually, slowly but surely, move closer and closer into the civilizations of those m...
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by on June 3, 2020
[i]You know those dreams that always seem to crop back up when you sleep? The ones with the same house, the same town, the same plot, and it's usually some sort of wish fulfillment? Tink was having one of those. It was actually nice for her. Given her sleeping habits, getting good dreams was nice. This one was that good recurring dream. The one where she was back in her kitchen with her mother and father. And with all four limbs. It was a Saturday, which was her favorite day-she was always a co...
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