Kobold
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Maybe
About Me
"I'm just your friendly neighborhood kobold! You can call me Sasha! I like cooking, snuggling, aaaaand long walks on the beach! Actually... scratch that last one, it's nice but I'd rather say... flirting I guess? Hm, that's implied with snuggling however. Wait... why are you still writing? N-no! Stop that! Redo! I want a redo!"
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Canon Equestria/Equestria Expanded
Roleplay Type
Narrative
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Sasha was set up nice 'n' cozy at a little handmade stand. Scrawled on a sign that spanned the entire width was written 'Free kobold advice!' along with some crude, crayon drawings of presumably herse... View More
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Butterscotch Ormand
"May I ask for advice on a specific topic, or do you only provide general advice"?
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February 17, 2019
Sasha
"I offer all kinds of advice! Although... depending on the topic I might not have much, if any advice to offer."
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February 17, 2019
Butterscotch Ormand
"Alright... Well.. I completely forgot what I was going to ask. Sorry".
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February 17, 2019
Sasha
"Aw, well that's a shame!" She seemed genuinely disappointed. "If you remember be sure to ask, you've got me all curious now."
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February 17, 2019
Dally
Dally didn't know what the little kobold was selling, but he investigates nonetheless!
"Leeeet me guess. Kisses, again?"
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February 17, 2019
Sasha
Sasha simpered sheepishly. "Honest to Solaris, it's free this time~" reaching over the stand she patted the top of the sign. "But... If you want a kiss or some snuggles I will not say no; affection is always appreciated."
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February 17, 2019
Dally
The bug actually takes a step back - on second review, Sasha seems to have truthfully written something this time! "Oh. Advice." Well great, now he just feels dumb... "I'll bite, I guess. How can I get over the fact that my mirror reflection can't ever love me back?"
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February 17, 2019
Sasha
"Well... there might be some weird magic you could get into? Setting that aside, maybe you could distract yourself by sharing your love with an other? Or maybe if you found another changeling one could mimic the other?"
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February 17, 2019
Ephemeria Spring
“Hey!” She plops herself down by the kobold soon after spotting her. The stand’s more of a bonus. “I’ll take one, maybe more~ So uh...” Ephee pauses, yawning, “any idea how to not feel sleepy all the time?”
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February 17, 2019
Sasha
"Hm... there's a lot of factors that go into sleeping so I can't say for sure, not to mention, what works for one might not work for another. So... let's try to figure this out. How long do you usually sleep? Have you been on a different sleep schedule than usual lately? Are you eating before you sl... View More
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February 17, 2019
Ephemeria Spring
"I sleep perfectly fine, eight hours as the usual! I could probably double that... though. And I don't really eat that late, but before that, well~ No limits!"
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February 17, 2019
Sasha
"Hm... sounds like you have healthy habits so nothing to offer there. Some ponies like coffee in the morning? I've heard others stretch. It's also pretty popular to shower in the morning? If none of those help, maybe even if they still do, you might want to see a sleep doctor therapist pony. I don't... View More
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February 17, 2019
Silver Shield
Silver wags his tail, sitting down. "May I have Kobold Advice?"
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February 17, 2019
Sasha
She smiled, enjoying his enthusiasm. "Oh course! How can I help you? Or would you like something more general?"
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February 17, 2019
Silver Shield
"Oh!" He gives her a silly smile. "I was thinking I would just rely on your Kobold Intuition to know what was wrong and give me advice about it."
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February 17, 2019
Sasha
"Hm... I'm not sure I have enough intuition to know actually, but when in doubt, barley soup and kobold snuggles! We can talk about it, maybe then I can offer advice. Fair?"
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February 17, 2019
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