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Sasha

Sasha

Female. Lives in  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on November 21, 1999
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Kobold
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"I'm just your friendly neighborhood kobold! You can call me Sasha! I like cooking, snuggling, aaaaand long walks on the beach! Actually... scratch that last one, it's nice but I'd rather say... flirting I guess? Hm, that's implied with snuggling however. Wait... why are you still writing? N-no! Stop that! Redo! I want a redo!"
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Sasha
// I've worked at a pizza place place for almost 2 years. Ask me anything (or not, it's up to you <3).
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Zaten
what is the strangest pizza you've ever seen or made?
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Sasha
One time someone ordered onions on a pizza... JUST ONIONS. They still had cheese and sauce 'n' stuff but like... if you're getting a one topping pizza WHY WOULD YOU PICK ONIONS?!
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Zaten
jeebus
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Sasha
Oh! Just remembered another odd one. Some people asked us to use parmesan cheese instead of the usual because they were 'lactose intolerant'. Cashier explained that... nah, that's still fucking cheese and still has lactose. They said that was fine? So uh... yeah, we didn't put as much because otherw... View More
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Lula Vieve
What's the worst pizza? Like what would you never put on a pizza?
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Zaten
i have a strong urge to rudely interrupt the flow of the comments to reply to this with a joke wait i'm doing it right now FUUUUUU
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Lula Vieve
"pineapple on pizza hurrhurr" so funny xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Zaten
no, clearly i was gonna say your face
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DH
I used to work at one for hella long too. so. . . do you have that "special" pizza cutter that like. . kept on the ground, or just doesn't get cleaned that you keep around for the customers that are hella rude and massive jerks
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Sasha
We do not but that sounds hilarious and also super awful XD Instead we bitch about them in the kitchen. One of my coworkers doesn't make the pizzas as good if you order in the last 30 minutes or so. It's not completely intentional but there tends to be more crust on those. Doesn't want to make her s... View More
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I work in a Chinese restaurant. Nothing worse when someone decided they could go for some Chinese at 10:30PM, when they’ve had all day to order but just decide to do it right before closing. No love goes into that food, that’s for certain. Even better when they live suuuper far away, so we deliver t... View More
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Sasha
Fucking hell... yeah. One time we got 3 orders to the opposite ends of where we deliver 15 minutes before closing. That was an awful night.
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Pandora
Why haven’t you given Pan pizza yet? :<
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Sasha
Teleportals don't exist yet ;w;
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Pandora
Send one asap when it does o:
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Sasha
Sounds good ^^
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