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Demonic H Hooves

Male. Born on July 23, 1994

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"to everyone that didn't get that "loving wake up text" well.. here you go~" "Get the fuck up you flat asshole and go to your soul crushing job so you can waste your life fulfilling some one else's d... View More
3 people like this.
Dream Vezpyre
Thanks :heart:
Like February 16, 2019
kinglulu
No I rebel! *flips table*
Like February 16, 2019
THEN I HOPE YOUR BILLS STACK UP AND YOU DIE OF HUNGER
Like February 16, 2019
kinglulu
Ha! Jokes on you! That's already happening
Like February 16, 2019
Vodka Shot
"And pay your taxes and mortgages so that the bankers and the crony capitalist fat cats can keep controlling you. Free market my flank."
Like February 16, 2019
Astral Mirage
I'm awake, but I'm OFF today so no going to my soul crushing job :P
Like February 16, 2019
go anyways. work overtime so you can die working. but you will have more money when you die
Like February 16, 2019
Silver Shield
^me irl
Like February 16, 2019
Astral Mirage
nah, don't wanna overexert myself while I'm still recovering from surgery :P
Like February 16, 2019