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Polo Fastter

Male. Lives in  Rainbow Falls,  Equestria. Born on December 16, 1999
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Polo Fastter
Polo sit in a big chair with an eye patch and said "welcome to my evil lair of evil, do you want an over price cup of coffee or maybe a cookie with raisin in it?" #rp
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Nitroxus Soulspins
You are evil! No one like raisins in their cookies.
Like July 25, 2021
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Polo Fastter
"i know, that why this place only has raisins in the cookies" he said as he looked right at him as a cat landed on Polo lap as he started petting it.
Like July 25, 2021
Nitroxus Soulspins
You monster! Why must you do this?
Like July 26, 2021
Polo Fastter
"you want to know why, it all started a few days ago when someone gave me a blueberry cupcake instead of a blue berry muffin and i started thinking about this plan, using a laser that will turn all cookies in Manehatten into raisin cookie unless i get payed a ransom of one billion bits" he said as h... View More
Like July 26, 2021
Princess Silky ❤
Furrows her brow, trying to look like she fits in by acting tough but the pout on her pink face betrayed her. "That depends," she said in a deepened voice that still sounded quite feminine, "Does it have an extra layer of.. evil?!" She was too playful to be taken seriously on this matter.
Like July 25, 2021
Polo Fastter
"That would be the onion plan but, SOMEBODY forgot the onion truck again" Polo said as a sheep leaves the room then, Cloud kick down the door. "By order of..." before he could finish a metal net landed on him as the floor under Cloud open .
Like July 25, 2021
PB
Eh...I'm a royal painter i deal with over priced coffee in Canterlot a lot also raisins in cookies? I mean they're not my favorite cookie but I'll still eat it. Now dealing with my mad scientist of a mother...now that is evil.
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Polo Fastter
"you miss understand, one week ago i went to a coffee place and order a normal black coffee but, they gave me one with extra cream and no sugar so now i will slowly buy the coffee bean farms until there are none left to buy and sell coffee beans for ten bits per bean causing the price to sky rocket ... View More
Like July 27, 2021
PB
All coffee places are different also you may have also ordered wrong depending where you got it from so in the end you could be making a huge fuss when it could be your fault. Saying black coffee could mean a lot of things given that there are various flavors from different places that are used here... View More
Like July 27, 2021
Polo Fastter
"look i got it from clown burger shop nd i know full well that they never put cream or sugar in black coffee unless ask for and i didn't even ask for the cream and also, yeah i know a few other places that have regular coffee that add one sugar and cream, and great now i have to call all those place... View More
Like July 27, 2021
Valora
Ela thought about the options she had. “Is the cookie free at least?”
Like July 27, 2021
Polo Fastter
"... yes?" he said as he was confuse about why she asked.
Like July 28, 2021