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Cheese Sandwich

Cheese Sandwich

Male. Lives in  Equestria. 32 years old
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About Me
I'll fill this out when I feel like it. Or maybe I won't! Oooh, then you'd have to actually talk to me to know what I'm like! How horrifying!
Roleplay Universe
Canon
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Narrative
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Cheese Sandwich
See? This guy gets it!
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DH
the average anti vaxer age is higher then the pixel count
Like June 9, 2019
Cheese Sandwich
It's my fault the video's old! But yeah, you're right.
Like June 9, 2019
Cheese Sandwich
*eats macaroni with tomato sauce, celery, and Sour Patch Kids* Mmmmm... That's good eatin'...
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Crow
“The fuck is wrong with you?”
Like June 9, 2019
Cheese Sandwich
"Oh, so now there's something wrong with me just because I like to eat repulsive food?" Cheese Sandwich scoffed with his nose high in the air. "Just for that, I won't give you my secret recipe for pocket lint casserole!"
Like June 9, 2019
Crow
“Yeah, it makes me uncomfortable just lookin’ at it. Smells disgusting too.” Alex wrinkled his nose. “Take the recipe to your grave.”
Like June 9, 2019
Cheese Sandwich
"All I'm saying is you're missing out."
Like June 9, 2019
Obsilion and Others
This nasty modasoka
Like June 9, 2019
Thunder Riff
Thunder isn't at all surprised at this food creation, given this is the same pony who regularly eats hot dogs jammed inside Twinkies with spray cheese on top.
Like June 9, 2019
Cheese Sandwich
YES! YES! FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS! You ever tried bathtub grout with sprinkles? It's simple, but oh my gosh it's good!
Like June 9, 2019
Cola Roja
Cola wondered how this weird pony could read minds...
Like June 9, 2019
PB
Sounds like what would do to try and eat anything cause sour patch kids have a bit of sugar which satisfies his changeling half.
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Cheese Sandwich
Sugar? I thought they'd prefer meat, having those fangs and everything.
Like June 10, 2019
PB
Well chocolate is more preferred for changelings if they try to eat some kind of food we deem normal cause of the whole taste of love being similar to stuff with sugar. Though seeing as i know some dimensional stuff too then yeah in one of them that's a thing but definitely not in this case.
Like June 10, 2019
Cheese Sandwich
... Then why do you have fangs?
Like June 10, 2019
Sling Tyler
*Nitroxus bowed* I hope you enjoy your time here.
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Cheese Sandwich
You bet! I enjoy my time wherever I am! Except for that time my grandmother had me babysit her antisocial cat. That was horrible.
Like June 9, 2019
Sling Tyler
Oh my.
Like June 9, 2019
Cheese Sandwich
Final season of the cartoon? Fanbase dying out? Yep! Sounds like the perfect time for me to appear! I call that being fashionably late.
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Party Promenade
Hiya!
Like June 9, 2019
Cheese Sandwich
Hey! Party Promenade? Now that's a promising name! Let's you and me get together and get a wild polka jamboree started, pal!
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Party Promenade
Sure and I'll bring my infinite supply of cupcakes if we get hungry
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Zaten
I enjoy being fashionably late. Have I ever been fashionably late? Probably not. But greetings!
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3/5
Cheese Sandwich
Hey there, little guy! I've never met a changeling before! You're a lot friendlier than I've been led to believe.
Like June 9, 2019
Zaten
I personally believe I'm far nicer than a lot of unreformed changelings. But nice to meet you! I hope we can be friends.
Like June 9, 2019
Cheese Sandwich
We're friends already unless you suddenly try to steal my wallet or my face or something.
Like June 9, 2019
Flam
"I have... no idea what any of that means. Please explain."
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3/4
Cheese Sandwich
Don't stress yourself out about it.
Like June 10, 2019
Flam
Unfortunately, this was ineffective. What in equestria was he talking about? This had brought more questions than awnsers
Like June 10, 2019
Cheese Sandwich
With a wild-eyed stare (so the usual way Cheese Sandwich looks), he leaned in close to Flam and whispered "If I told you... The existential realization would make your unprepared brain EXPLODE!" The last word was screamed at top volume, knocking Flam over onto his backside while Cheese Sandwich jus... View More
Like June 10, 2019
Scratchy
There are rumors there may be an adult spin-off, or a teenager focused new generation up ahead. Hasbro is desperately trying to recapture the brony glory days for some of that sweet, sweet $$$
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3/5
Cheese Sandwich
((Personally, I don't see it happening. At least I don't see it working. You just can't bottle lightning. I'm not happy to see the series end, but I knew it would happen sooner or later and nine seasons is an incredible run for any television show, let alone one that's essentially an animated commer... View More
Like June 10, 2019
Scratchy
I agree, but Hasbro loves money. They love it alot.
Like June 10, 2019
Cheese Sandwich
((I can't fault them for wanting to keep the gravy train rolling. If I had a highly successful franchise, I wouldn't want it to end, either. It's just near impossible to keep it rolling for that long. If they give us a spin-off from the series, I hope for the best that it's good. I'd like to see it ... View More
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