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			<title>MLP Poorly Translated S1E3</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[[b][size=4]My Ice Cream: Friends are Magic S1E3: Original Picture (MLP FiM Poorly Translated)[/size][/b]

Spike: No, no... [Continued below]
Applej...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[[b][size=4]My Ice Cream: Friends are Magic S1E3: Original Picture (MLP FiM Poorly Translated)[/size][/b]

Spike: No, no... [Continued below]
Applejack: Thank you very much for your help, Twilight. I swear, boy. I will eat the whole theater if I win. He will walk down Stirrup Road with his seat belt on. [Laughs]
Flash Bullet: Applejack has no problem. I'm glad it's a lunch destination. All this exertion was making me hungry.
Spike: I don't know?
Twilight Sparkle: Go ahead. Every morning when we work.
Spike: Okay. Hi long time, I lost track.
Twilight Sparkle: [smiling] [smiling] Well, I guess I should eat something.
Spike: Of course. Why?
Sparkle Sparkle: (licks her lips) Hey Spike, it's delicious!
pod: [food]
Night light: top!
Spike: What? [Heavy breathing]
Twilight Sparkle: This is a letter from Princess Celestia.
Spike: (clarifies) My lord, Queen Ivestra Celestia is pleased to announce that the Grand Gallop will be held on the 21st in beautiful Canterbury with special guest Twilight Sparkle.
Applejack and the Warehouse Light: [thinking] So cute!

Applejack and Twilight Sparkle: The Greatest Enemies! [vacation]
Spike: (laughs) Look, two rounds.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, that's good! I never go to parties. Do you understand, Spike
Carrie: No, I'll keep it. I don't like women's makeup.
Night Flash: Come on, Spike. I often hear him dancing.
Applejack: Yeah? It is not a beautiful stone, but it is a beautiful stone. I want to apply for residence permit...

Apple Jack: If we take apples, the horses will eat our food until the cows come home. Do you know how many businesses I can bring to Sweet Apple Park? With this investment, we have many problems here. We can replace an old roof, Big Macintosh can replace an old snowmobile, Granny Smith can replace an old hippie with a new car.

Aji: Okay, I gave up my left leg to participate in this event.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, you...
Rainbow Dash: Wow! [crash] a. Are we talking about a grand ceremony or a riot?
Applejack: The colors of the rainbow. You said you were busy picking apples. Why did you become a researcher?
Mavrica: No, I'm sleeping, but did you know that I have more cards?
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, but…
Rainbow Dash: Yes! This is a very surprising thing. The Wonderbolts perform at the Grand Galloping every year. here I am...

Rainbow Dash: Everyone looked up at the sky and saw a magic arrow. But Rainbow Dash can fly!
[crowd roars]
Rainbow: I use my speed for observation.
[audience applause]
Rainbow Dash: Then I painted a sweet light. Indeed, Pirate Fire! The horses are going crazy!
[knock on door]
Rainbow Dash: Wonders invited me to log into their system and accepted me as a new member.

Rainbow Dash: Can't see Twilight? This may be your only chance to spread the word about your product. You must take me with you! [laughter]
Applejack: Wait for the judges to make their selections. (sigh) I already booked this ticket.
Rainbow Dash: What? It doesn't mean it's yours.
Applejack: Really? Yes, he taught me to ride. The winner gets a ticket.
Applejack and Rainbow Dash: (laughs)
Twilight Sparkle: These are my girls. I decided who they were. Thanks, there has to be a good reason to vote, right?
AZ: Are you starting a farming business?
Rainbow Dash: A Controversial Surprise?
A.Z.: If you have money, organize Anna Club!
Rainbow Dash: Make your dreams come true!
Night Light: Oh my god. It's all for a good cause, right? (stomach cringes) (laughs) Listen. I'm hungry, I don't know about you, but I can't make a big decision when I'm free, I'll think about it after dinner and get back to you. it's beautiful
Applejack and Rainbow Dash: Okay. [warning]

Spike: And who's going to give you a ticket, Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: I don't know about Spike, but I'm not hungry. So where do we eat?
[exit]
Pinkie Pie: Oh! my daughter! cry before me! Please! Wait, isn't this a big scam?

Pinkie Pie: How to Increase Your Online Audience! I've always wanted to try it!

[finger]
Ah, the Great Feast is the best place for me
Ah, the Great Feast is the best place for me
on the table
thank you
This is a good place for me
fingers...

Pi Pi: With decorations such as sticks, candlesticks, daggers, pinatas and pins. And things like sugar, cane, glasses, sun and mushrooms. I got to play my favorite fantasy game like Pin the Tail of the Pony!

[pink]
Hello Gallup Grand Hotel Gallup is a great place for me.
Hello Gallup Grand Hotel Gallup is a great place for me.
Because they are fake
All constellations
Milk! !

Pinkie Pie: Oh, thank you Twilight, that's a great gift.
Twilight Sparkle: Of course...
Toje: What am I thinking?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh-
Pinkie Pie: Yes, yes! In the evening I was taken to the Big Mango Alley in Canterlot.
Are you really: Gala? This is the jubilee orchestra. But I never had a chance to go. People, culture, beauty! Where am I and can I meet him?
Pinkie Pie: Yes! ....World Health Organization?
Nadir: Yes.

Weird: I go to a party and everyone asks, "Who's the weird girl?" You wouldn't believe he was a pony from old Ponyville. I had the great pleasure of calling an audience with the Princess Celestia, and the Princess agreed with style and grace to introduce me to her nephew's son, the best horse in Canterbury. Our eyes meet and our hearts melt. Our relationship will be better. He asked me to marry him and I absolutely said Yes! We married a king who deserves a princess, I married you (laughs), the singer of my dreams.

Rarity: I can't believe I was invited to the party last night with Pinkie Pie and I didn't want to meet my true friend. how are you
Spike: No!
Fluttershy: Sis, that's good!
Twilight Sparkle: Look, I haven't decided who I'm giving this special book to yet.
Rarity and Pinkie Pie: What?!
Furu: Yeah, sorry about Sandhya. May I ask if it's okay if I don't give it to anyone?
Nadir: You? ! Are you asking right away?
Furu: No, yes, I wonder if I'm right. yes we...

Swing: Instead of crawling game, there is a swing in the garden. It is said that this flower is more beautiful and fragrant than other flowers. Everything shines overnight...and there is only justice? Do not touch the meat. There is game, there is spit, there is pickle. This is it. Hummingbirds sing loudly. Hummingbirds sing loudly. The sea is white and blue, the rocks are red, the rocks are green and red. and flame red

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, Fluttershy, she looks... pretty...?
Veselka: Wait.
Twilight Sparkle: With a rainbow bundle! you follow me
Rainbow Dash: No. My words: Yes. You can stay here, that's great. My beautiful shoes are in no danger of being punished.
Applejack: Wait a minute.
Sparkle Sparkle: Applejack, will you come with me?
Applejack: No, I followed this guy to make sure he wasn't laughing. Also try buying hemp flakes.
Rainbow Dash: Your card?
Pinkie Pie: But Twilight abandoned me.
Twilight Has No Heroes: [Controversy].

A night without fireworks: [talk]
Twilight Child: Relax! ]
Pinkie Pie: And I thought, "Dad, this is crazy."
Anthi: There is no need to argue with women.
Sisso: But Malinga...
Twilight Square: Yes! It's my decision and I'm in it, so I'm sure I don't even think about it.
Key people who are not part of the presidency: [concern]
Night Glow: Don't worry. How...how?

Twilight Sparkle: (sighs) Spike, what should I do? Five friends have good reasons for leaving. Applejack or Rainbow Dash? Pinkie Pie or Fluttershy, Oddity... hey, who's following me? [termination]
You know what it's about: Have you made up your mind?
Twilight Sparkle: I can't decide!
Spike: In the middle of the night he wants to do your bidding.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh. I love turmeric and chamomile sandwiches.
Spike: What? Which pomegranate do you have? Well, I love vegetables, especially flowers.
Twilight Sparkle: What do you think of Spike?
Spike: I think we should check out another restaurant. I want grass, but can I send decorations?
Twilight Sparkle: I was thinking about the party and the cards and what to get.
Spike: Oh. are you still there?
Twilight Sparkle: Spike, listen. How to choose? Will the other four be upset if they do? I mean, I can turn my cards over and split in two, but what are the three desperate fighters going to do? the-
Cost of Knowledge: Oh, your food.
Twilight Sparkle: Thank you. That's good. I'm sure everything will be clear when I eat.
[pony riding]
Savoy Price: Um, a woman? Do you want to eat in water?
Twilight Sparkle: No...
[thunder]
Twilight Sparkle: What happened?
Rainbow Dash: Hello, this is my best friend. Do you like sunny weather?
Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, what are you doing?
Enfys: What do you think? I just saw the smartest horse and the most generous curve is water. So I decided to break the clouds, dry off, have a leisurely lunch and that was it.
Sparkle Sparkle: Rainbow, are you working on me again and trying to come up with another card idea?
Rainbow Dash: Me? no, no
Grey: Hmmm.
Rainbow Dash: Actually, I'd be all of them. (Laughs) Haha
Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow I don't like receiving unwanted favors. I would appreciate it if you could turn off the air conditioner now.
Rainbow Dash: Oh...
[Postal Code]
Twilight Sparkle: Very good. [stumbling and crying]
Instead: it's dark, it's raining.
Sparkle Sparkle: No, really?
Surprise: come before you are born!

Twilight Sparkle: [Haha, buddy, sorry.
Conclusion: No, it's amazing. We're really friends, aren't we? Do you know what happened to your best friend?
San: Uh...
Don't miss: Change!
[crash, construction noise]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Necessary! Well, I hope that never happens. Yes, thank you very much, but... he is very busy!
Actions: As above. Oh, that's right, I love you
Twilight Sparkle: Beautiful, isn't it?
Rari: Here it is! Hello Spike, I have a beautiful dress.
[The only difference is that it must be difficult]
Spike: Yes! Oh - be careful! Oh, how sad!
Dinner Day: [Laughs] Oh, Spike.
Rarity: Only one helmet is currently available.
Spike: Well, I don't want to come to this dirty party. Meet in the library.
Larry: (Laughs) Who needs you? It's you. How to look good at the last gala?
Twilight Sparkle: Wait, well...
Rare: [laughs] Oh my god, it's different. I have a pair to wear with your outfit. You and I love each other. They all deserve attention. All eyes will be on you and everyone will know that unicorn Rarity is the cutest, smartest, and most intelligent pony in all of Equestria! Well... (laughing) Of course, Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight Sparkle: Let's see how it turns out. You embarrassed me, so I gave you an extra ticket. He couldn't do it. You, like everyone else, are waiting for my decision. If you understand me, I try to eat it every day!
Applejack: Did anyone say hello?
Twilight Sparkle: You've got to be kidding me!
Applejack: I have apple pie, apple pie, apple pie, apple pie, apple chips, apple slices, and apple pie. And not my aunt, but my girlfriend. What would you say to my best friend?
Twilight Sparkle: [crying]
Applejack: Is that clear?
Twilight Sparkle: Nope. No! I don't know who to give the ticket to, and such results are not easy to decide. I don't know what to eat for breakfast. Oh!
Applejack: Can you?

Twilight Sparkle: Well, I guess having a good card wouldn't be so bad.
Touch: [Soft]
Twilight Sparkle : [shudders] Even her hair!
Fluttershy: Bye, Twilight. I hope you don't mind, but we're all obsessed with spring fashion.
Twilight Sparkle: It's winter.
Fluttershy: Well, better late than never, right? Spirit of Divinity.
Twilight Sparkle: You wouldn't do that with paper, would you?
Fluttershy: No, I did because you're my best friend. Oh my god, we're here for the tickets.
Twilight Sparkle: No, no, no! Yes, you and Angel are very friendly. However, I must ask you to withdraw as I will not be accepting further requests until a final decision is made.
Pony: Wrong!
[burn injury]

[pink cake]
My dream is the morning light!
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie…
[pink cake]
Oh sweet and clever, such a pony!
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie.
[pink cake]
Of course, if I actually threw a party!
Twilight Sparkle: Pink!
[pink cake]
Additional tickets are available at the premiere of Pinch!

Twilight Sparkle: PINKIIIEE!
Pinkie Pie: Really, a doll?
Elva: Try to hide the little finger at least.
Baron: Wait, what card? what an ending
Pinkie Pie: You don't know? The evening has special tickets to the Big Reptile Party!
Pony: [simultaneously] A bunch of giant reptiles?!
[On screen: Have I told you how much I love your wife? ]
[External explanation: I wash the dishes. ]
Daisy: Do you need help with the garden?
One: I have different backgrounds.
[Canvas: I will draw a cottage]
[horse egg]
Spike: Is my father in trouble?
Twilight Sparkle: You...wait!
[Benny Hill Song]
[Service Message]
[Image: I Tax You!]
[Vada: Where are you? Where you went, he went too.]

Spike: Um... Next time you do something like that, tell me.
Hazard: I never thought about that. Close the door faster!
[Close the door and turn on the light]
Twilight Sparkle: Yes. Man! I will not judge, I will not judge! The most important thing for all of you is that regardless of whether you give me gifts, whether I like you or not, I will not abandon you now because you are my friend, and I want to please everyone, but I can't do it, I can't!
Applejack: Honey, I didn't want to go too far, I don't need any more papers if that helps. You can also give it to someone else. I won't hurt you, I promise.
Phuro: Me too. I'm so sorry to bother you.
Pinkie Pie: Me too. It's not fun reading your friends.
Rarely: The night is wrong when I try to force it.
Roble Will: Yes! It's called mail. Haha [singing] I got a ticket, I got a ticket-! You know, I haven't shipped my Thunderbolts yet. I don't want a ticket at all
Applejack: We're all drama freaks and can't imagine what you look like.
All Players: [All] Sorry I'm late.
Nur: light, warning. Hello Princess Celestia.
I learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing blessings, but having too many friends can make you miserable if you don't receive enough blessings. So, while I appreciate the invitation, I returned two Grand Gallop tickets.
Other main characters: [together] Huh!?
Hiru: I won't go if my friends go.
Applejack: Not necessarily at night.
Nightlight: No, I have an idea, Spike, send the letter now.
Dickie: [whispers]
Beat: You don't need another course.
Sunflower: It's okay, daughter. I don't like best friends.
Other important roles: [laughs, "awww"]
Twilight Sparkle: ...I'd better not go there.
Hung: Hmm... ah... hurt...
Applejack: Yeah, look over my shoulder, Spike. Isn't it a boy? He couldn't control any part of his thoughts.
applause: [screaming]
Applejack: Hello Nelly!
Twilight Sparkle: A letter to the princess? This is very urgent.
Spike: “Reliable evening student.”
“Why didn't you tell me first?” Six tickets!
All great artists: [crying]
Twilight Sparkle: We can all go!
Other key characters: [doi]
Twilight Sparkle: [stomach churns] [squirms in anxiety]
Strange: Let's eat.
Rainbow Dash: The Best Way to Do Good
Pinkie Pie: And enjoy! Let's eat all the cake!
Spike: Why can't I get a garage pass? How! [rap] "And one for you, Spike." [Laughter] You're wrong. I have to go (laughs).
Applejack: [Laughs]

[music]
[debt]]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 18:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Homecoming</title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2430/homecoming/</link>
			<description>Among the alleyways of Ponyville, a single blue door, marked with a glowing white star opens. From the threshold of white light beyond, Nar steps out ...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Among the alleyways of Ponyville, a single blue door, marked with a glowing white star opens. From the threshold of white light beyond, Nar steps out onto the streets of Ponyville. Jeez. It’s hot out tonight. It’s gonna feel nice to get home, and cool off. After getting his bearings, Nar begins his trudge home. From the looks of things, it’s pretty late at night, as Nar doesn’t see a single soul on his walk home.

Arriving home, Nar reaches into his pack to look for his keys. It takes him far too long to remember that he doesn’t HAVE his keys right now. Right… he gave the spares to Autumn, and Asuka. At least his parents’ house is only two houses down.

Approaching his parents’ house, Nar’s brain goes into auto pilot. It recalls his teenage years, coming back home from school. Wordlessly, Nar uncovers the stone hiding the spare key, and uses it to unlock the front door. Opening the door, Nar begins to take off his shoes. He calls out with a tired “Tadaima.” His head looking down to focus on taking off his shoes.

Kisho is wrapping up his meal prep for the coming week. His wife, Betty is in the living room, watching her favorite soap opera before bed. While in the middle of cleaning up, Kisho hears the front door open, and a low voice call out. His wife lets out a shocked wail, then goes silent. His mind begins to race. Did someone just break in? Maybe the voice he heard was from the TV, and Betty was just reacting to something on it? Did she fall, and get hurt?

Kisho hurries out of the kitchen to find Betty with her face buried in their son’s chest. She sobs uncontrollably, while Nar simply stands there, looking mildly confused. He looks so… haggard. He’s sporting a few new scars, and bruises too. Oh Nar… What have you been through this past month? Kisho allows the scene to play out for a few moments longer. It's only when Nar finally looks up from his mother that Kisho speaks. 

"Welcome home, my son. I'm overjoyed to see you alive, and well." He smiles a pleasant smile, not even trying to stop the few tears that roll down his cheeks. This seems to finally get the gears turning in Nar's head. "Oh. Yeah. I'm... Sorry I was gone so long. It's a long story." Finally, Betty releases Nar from her grip, only to launch into a motherly tirade of questions. She asks about how he feels, if he's hurt, if he knows where he is, if he knows how long he's been gone. All questions of love, and concern, but Kisho can see that Nar is in no condition to be answering these questions right now. Placing a gentle hand on her shoulder, Kisho steps in. "Now, honey. Nar looks quite tired. Perhaps we should wait until he has had proper rest before we ask him about what happened." At this, Betty nods, and steps back to give her son some breathing room. "You're right. I'll go get the guest bedroom ready." With that, she hurries upstairs, leaving father, and son alone. The sound of a grumbling stomach reaches Kisho's ears. "Are you hungry?" He's already heading to the kitchen when he asks the question. Nar doesn't need to answer.

Given Nar's appearance, his father doesn't think he'd be able to stomach a large meal at the moment. Something simple that can be saved for later should do the trick. As Nar takes a seat at the dining room table, Kisho sets to work on making him a simple dinner of rice, and miso soup. Partway through cooking, Betty rejoins the two to sit at the table with her son. It's quite clear she would love to bombard him with information about what's happened since he went missing, but she manages to hold herself back for now. Once dinner is ready, Kisho sets the food before his son. Nar picks up the chopsticks provided, and gives an exhausted "Itadakemasu" before he begins to eat. Notably, he's eating much slower than he usually would. Taking small sips of his soup, where he would normally gulp it down, and not practically inhaling his rice. It's... sad, in a way. Seeing his son without the energy, and vigor he's known for. Nar is not one to let his exhaustion show. So for him to be so visibly drained... Kisho can't begin to imagine what he went through while he was missing. The thought crosses his mind to send a text in the family group chat to let everyone know Nar is back, safe, and sound. Though, he'll probably ask that Nar be allowed to rest for the night. They can all meet up tomorrow for breakfast, if Nar is feeling okay.

After dinner, Nar is lead upstairs, and shown to the guest bedroom. As much as he wants to just pass out immediately, he knows he hasn't showered in weeks, and his clothes are absolutely filthy. Once his parents are back downstairs, Nar slips out of his ragged clothes, and makes his way to the bathroom for a nice shower. The feel of hot water against his skin/fur almost seems to melt all the aches, and pains he's been feeling away. His muscles finally begin to relax, and his mind begins to blank. For the first 5 minutes, Nar simply stands under the water, letting it wash over him. It's not until he begins to feel himself overheating that he remembers to actually clean himself. 

The feeling of being clean is something Nar had almost forgotten. Being able to rub his arm, and not feel all the built up dirt, and grime feels strange. It's almost unnatural in a way. He has to remind himself that being clean is actually the norm, and not the other way around. When he steps out of the shower, he dries himself off, and stops at the mirror to get a look at himself. Damn. That scar near his left eye kinda gives him a 'handsome rogue' look. Maybe he should start playing into it a little more. Autumn might like that. Hmmm... Nah. The vacation dad look suits me better. I don't have the personality to match the whole 'handsome rogue' look.

With his body clean, mind blank, and energy spent, Nar shuffles back to the guest bedroom. He barely manages to get the door closed behind him before he flops onto the bed for a well deserved night's rest.

Oh mattress and pillows. How I missed you. ]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2026 21:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Nar Yakushi</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[A love song [Brutality, cruelty]]]></title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2429/a-love-song-brutality-cruelty/</link>
			<description>How many days are they going to make me wait...?

Oddeus hung off the ceiling by a chain completely in the nude. Whip marks wildly pulsate in a way ...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[How many days are they going to make me wait...?

Oddeus hung off the ceiling by a chain completely in the nude. Whip marks wildly pulsate in a way that brings constant agony when he moves even but an inch. His fur was dried with blood, despite most of it seemingly reaching the floor. It was no normal whip, it was a whip with some sort of spike or flail at the end.  His fur was a little long and slightly matted with dry blood.  His body itching with infection making his skin pulsate as if his heart was trying everything to stay up.  

This damnable drug... What... The hell...

The ejection point was pulsating and periodically draining  pink puss out.  His eyes was bloodshot with pink lining the whites in his eyes. Oddeus would have pink blood slowly draining from his eye lids and mouth. The world would turn wobbly and the pitch dark room felt... Infinite.  Oddeus dropped to the floor, his arms still in his shackles. He would touch his dark floor as the floor would pulse as if he was in a mass of water. Oddeus would slowly stand and gently but painfully shuffle through the dark. He would move until he saw some die on a table. Two purple dice.... His dice.  

Oddeus reached out to grab it as the dice turned into dust. He would be stunned... No... No, no... No! He thought to himself in horror, trying to grab the dust of the fated dice.

"Damn it...! I'm... I'm useless without it! You can't leave me... You just..." Oddeus would drop to his knees as tears actually welled up in his eyes, drops dampening the dice shards. Oddeus clenched what was left of his dice before standing up, continuing to move forward and sniffling sadly. Oddeus would reach a gramophone in the middle of the darkness, it played a somber tune.  It song almost told a story of infinite sadness, a tune that repeats at random. Sometimes it goes for minutes, others for mere seconds but for him it was a lifetime between each pause. He stared at it as if he was waiting for a movie to complete on the edge of his seat. 

Oddeus looked over at a table with a skeleton on it. The skeleton was of a small, presumably a lady pony based on the bone structure. She was on the shorter side and had a medical bracelet around her arm. It had the name as 'Death'. Oddeus 's heart nearly sank into his ass, shaking gently at the title. He set down the skeletons arm before as pink liquid came out of his nose like rivers of blood. 

Oddeus would horrifyingly stare at the skeleton as he put a knee on the table. Then a paw as he climbed up next to the skeleton. He hesitated before placing his head on the skeleton on the table. The skeleton was warm and with seemingly a heart beat. I grab ahold of her bones and bury my head in the skeletons chest. She smells so good like passing a honeysuckle bush. Her curves were immaculate, I couldn't help but line my... Paws... Curves... 

Oddeus would shoot up to see her there, his eyes shot with fear. He almost backed up but pink hand grabbed his throat. Green eyes stared down at Oddeus as she said with a deep voice that cuts like a velvet handled dagger. She said,

"Oh, puppy... It took so long but here I am... Fate has brought us here." 

Oddeus shivered as she spoke, the mare smiling and rubbing her fingers through his fur. 

"Don't worry, baby, Death is here to save her boy toy. Come on... As if you get to die! You don't need those die... You only need me. 

Come... Let me give you my gift. 

It felt like hours on that table, he could feel her in this corpse... I know I can...

A diamond dog would see a wandering Oddeus, cuddling with a female corpse. One that was beaten to death, her skull caved in. He didn't know or care... His mind was slipping away in this moment, he was having a schizophrenic episode. Paranoid, lonely, hurt... 

Two female diamond dogs would find him cuddling with this body that was cruely left behind to rot. Oddeus would look over his shoulder, the whites in his eyes were now a bloodshot pink. His dark eyes swirled with disturbing hatred, which turned into amused happiness. A smile sprawled against his face as he says,

"Ah... Dinner." He paused as the two dogs stared in horrific wonder. ]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 04:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Dr. Oddeus Reiner</dc:creator>
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			<title>Zephyr Kingdom Fliers!</title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2427/zephyr-kingdom-fliers/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[[center][color=#1e92f7][size=6]~Welcome to the Zephyr Kingdom~[/size][/color][/center]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[[center][color=#1e92f7][size=6]~Welcome to the Zephyr Kingdom~[/size][/color][/center]
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[i]Welcome to the Zephyr Kingdom, a breathtaking realm that defies gravity and embraces a tradition of refined courtly elegance found nowhere else in Devka.[/i][/center]
[center][i] This magnificent kingdom is a testament to both natural wonder and artisan ingenuity, a place where five massive floating islands hover gracefully above the endless expanse of a deep, azure ocean.[/i][/center]
[center][i] Here, amidst the celestial beauty of sky and sea, visitors embark on an enchanting journey through a world of wonder and tranquillity. [/i][/center]
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[center][color=#1e92f7][size=6]~An Aerial Oasis~[/size][/color][/center]
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[center][i]The Zephyr Kingdom is unlike any other, its very foundation a marvel of magic and science. [/i][/center]
[center][i]The five colossal floating islands seem to defy the laws of nature, suspended gracefully in mid-air.[/i][/center]
[center][i] These islands serve as both home and sanctuary, a testament to the ingenuity of their inhabitants and a harmonious blend of tranquillity and grandeur, floating high above the cerulean depths below. 
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[center][i][color=#1e92f7][size=6]~Pagodas and Lacquered Halls~[/size][/color][/i][/center]
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[center][i]As you step onto these ethereal islands, you will find yourself immersed in a realm of careful, deliberate beauty. [/i][/center]
[center][i]The kingdom boasts a harmonious fusion of tradition and innovation, with elaborate pagodas rising gracefully towards the heavens with their tiered roofs adorned with intricately carved eaves and small bells that sound only when the wind moves precisely correctly. [/i][/center]
[center][i]Lacquered halls and marble homes with serene gardens invite you to explore their tranquil interiors, where paper screens diffuse the light into something gentler than sunlight has any right to be. 
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[center][i][color=#1e92f7][size=6]~Rope Bridge Connections~[/size][/color][/i][/center]
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[center]To traverse between the islands, a network of intricately woven rope bridges stretches between them, creating both a practical means of transportation and a scenic experience that allows you to feel the gentle sway of the islands as you cross.[/center]
[center] Each bridge is a work of art in its own right with lanterns illuminating the way at night and ornate handrails providing safety and beauty in equal measure. Crystallised Wonders[/center]
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[center][i][color=#1e92f7][size=6]~Crystallized Wonders~[/size][/color][/i][/center]
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[center]The enchantment of the Zephyr Kingdom does not stop at the islands' edges. Beneath each floating landmass, enormous pink crystal rocks emit a soft, otherworldly glow. [/center]
[center]These crystal formations not only serve as a dazzling natural spectacle but also provide the mystical gravitational push that keeps the islands suspended in the sky. [/center]
[center]As you gaze down upon them from above, you will be captivated by their radiant beauty and the captivating forces that bind the kingdom together. [/center]
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[center][i][color=#1e92f7][size=6]~Oceanic Majesty~[/size][/color][/i][/center]
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[center]Below the kingdom lies a vast, sapphire ocean, its serene waters stretching to the horizon in all directions. [/center]
[center]The juxtaposition of the floating islands and the boundless sea creates a sense of awe and serenity, making the Zephyr Kingdom a place where one can truly escape from the stresses of the world. [/center]
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[center]Welcome to the Zephyr Kingdom, where the beauty of the heavens and the grace of tradition intertwine to create a world that feels like a dream come true.[/center]
[center] Whether you seek tranquillity, adventure, or simply a respite from the ordinary.[/center]
[center]This celestial realm offers an experience like no other. Come, and lose yourself in the enchanting embrace of the Zephyr Kingdom [/center]
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[center](Devka's world and characters falls under the  [url=https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/deed.en][color=rgba(201, 168, 76, 0.5)]CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 ↗[/color][/url] license)
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			<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2026 03:34:59 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>MLP Google Translated S1E1</title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2425/mlp-google-translated-s1e1/</link>
			<description>Summary: Once upon a time, a magical land was ruled by two sisters who made a deal. For this, the old man used the ability of the grape to produce the...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Summary: Once upon a time, a magical land was ruled by two sisters who made a deal. For this, the old man used the ability of the grape to produce the morning sun; The younger brother raised the moon to start the night. This is how the sisters balance their kingdoms and the people they rule (every race is different). But when he left, his younger sister became angry. The children play with their older brothers and sisters during the day and sleep well at night. One lucky day, he let a little unicorn at dawn beat the moon. His older sister tried to explain, but the pain in the boy's heart left him in a dark and ugly place: a dream.
[electronic device]
Meaning: He promised to cover the world in eternal night. Her sister, Ponydom, refused to use the powerful power known as feminine nature. Using the power of the Samagiya element, he defeated his sister and sent her to the moon. My sister is responsible for both...
Stories and flashing lights:...sun, moon...
Twilight light: ... And from generation to generation, fitness has been preserved in Equestria. Hmm...interesting story. I know I've heard this before, but where?

[minister]

Twinkle Shine: Hello, Joya! Monday dances meet in the garden of the Western Museum. Do you want to participate?
Roshni: Oh dear... I read a lot.
Twinkleshin: Do horses do anything besides exercise? I think you will be interested in the book.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm sure I've heard what participation means.

Spike: Yes!
Surya: He couldn't sleep! Without mercy! you have grown
Sifu: [insert]
Twilight Sparkle: Yes. Soon, you will find an ancient divination book. Why is this?
Spike: Yes, this is a gift for the modders…
[free cloth]
Sparkle Sparkle: Oh, Spike, you know I don't have time for that.
Spike: Calm down!
Twilight Sparkle: No, no, no, no! [I woke up]!
Spike: Right there!
[website theme]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh! ornaments Jewelry, this, this, this... Oh! For more details, see: Jump to the Moon?
Spike: Moon worm? But that is just ancient history. Anger about money
Sparkle of the night: Mother, mother... Wow! Donkey moon, an old story. A powerful dwarf who wanted to buy a horse defeated the main faction and was imprisoned on the moon. Legend has it that the stars helped him survive the longest day in a thousand years and sent the immortal into the night! Storm! what do you know what that means
Spike: Oh no!
[pause]
Spike: Great!
Twilight Sparkle: Remember the princess?
Spike: All right, Doctor.
Twilight Sparkle: Sir, I became a witch. I know we have a problem.
Spike: Remember. Unbelievable...
Study: Status.
Sifo: you...
PM: Oh, do you want me to cut your hair? Hmm... so bad! As you know, the Moon Serpent is a nocturnal moon and returns to Equestria through endless nights! Something must be done to prevent these dire predictions from coming true. We look forward to your prompt reply. Seriously read, your fingers will tremble.
Crew: At night...well...that's it. Disappointed!
Sparkle Twilight: How beautiful! will be sent
Spike: Okay?
Internet: Of course!
Spike: I do not know Twilight, Princess Celestia is preparing for the summer festival. And tomorrow is another day.
Twilight Sparkle: That's right, Spike. Tomorrow is the Khazar Summer Festival! This must be said directly to the prince himself!
Silence: import... import...
Twilight Sparkle: Especially!
Spike: Wow!
[trash]
Spike: Yes, yes! Here it is. Before I touch you...
Twilight Sparkle: I don't care, Spike. The princess has full faith in me. He never doubted me during my education.
neck: [light]
Evening Children: See? Now I knew I wanted to work.
Spiked: My favorite boy to be honest, brave. You know, I appreciate your patience and I have faith in you.
Sunny: Mmmm!
Spike: ...but stop reading his old books. It's full of garbage!
Nightshade: [thinking]

SPIKE: God, pony life is less than school, so I sent you there to oversee the preparations for this year's summer solstice, Ponyville. I have another important task for you: making friends.
Scream of the Day: [screams]
Spike: Look on the bright side, Darkness. The Queen arranged for him to stay in the library. You are handsome?
Zonnebloemolie: Yes. Do you know why? Because he is right! Quickly check the items and go to the library to make sure the Moon Dream is back.
Spike: So when did you get it, miss?
Twilight Sparkle: She said she wanted to test her powers. I will be his follower, my duty is honorable, but the division of horses is not my friend's business.
Royal Guard: [Hard]
Greenlight: Thanks guys.
Imperial Guard: [Activate]
Spike: They say he might be the most beautiful horse in Ponyville. Experience the toys!
Twilight Sparkle: But... Hello?
Pinkie Pie: [screams for a long time]
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, that's cool.
Sipho: [sobs]

Spike: A bright banner. Food number one: Juicy apples.
Applejack: lol!
[war]
Shine Cheese: [thinks] Well... day. My name is Twilight Sparkle -
Applejack: Hello Miss Twilight, I'm welcome. I'm an apple looking for new friends in Sweet Apple Acres!
Sunflower: Friends? sure...
Applejack: So why should I marry you?
Sifu: [shrugs]
Night Glow: (clears throat) I'm here to watch the soloists' summer rehearsal. I will eat you too
Applejack: We're alive! Do you want to see?
Twilight Sparkle: Don't wait too long…
[triangle of time]
Apple: The soup is ready, madam!
[lacquer]
Applejack: How about taking the whole apple family with you?
Suraj: Thanks but I will be back soon….
Applejack: Apple Jack, Apple Camo, Red Party, Red Dot, Sweet Apple, Caramel Apple, Apple Jack, Apple Jack, Apple Jack, Brioche Apple, Sweet Apple Cinnamon... [Analysis] Big Macintosh, Apple Blossom, Granny Smith. By the way, Grandma Smith, we have a team.
Mrs. Smith: What...? What is soup? When I woke up, I came to...
Applejack: You mean family?
Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] [laughs] So I see I'm having trouble eating.
Apple Blossom: Bad?
Sunflower: I'm sorry, but there are too many of us.
Apple Family: Ya...
Lightning: ...good.
Apple Family: [Hello]

Spike: I hear everything I eat and I also hear the air.
Sunflower: Ah... I'm so tired.
Spike: Um, I think that's Rainbow Dash, the epitome of floating grass.
Twilight Sparkle: It's not cool, is it?
[circle]
Twilight Sparkle: I'm looking for…
Rainbow Dash: [laughs] Oh please? [hole]
Sol: [sings]
Rainbow Dish: Lemon will help you.
[white tap]
Rainbow Dash: (laughs) Oh, I'm a lot of people. Hey hey, your water isn't licensed! No thanks. You're welcome [laughs]
Spike: (lol)
Twilight Sparkle: I think so. Fly over the rainbow.
Rainbow: Unique. Why did you receive my message?
Twilight Sparkle: I must protect the sky. My name is Twilight Sparkle and I was sent by the princess to travel the skies.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, yes, this will be a movie. Suddenly I was ready to go to work
Twilight Sparkle: Why are you running?
Rainbow Dash: Magical Rice! Tomorrow they celebrate and I will show you myself!
Twilight Sparkle: Big belly of lightning?
Roble Bow: Yes!
Twilight Sparkle: Is this really good for raising horses?
Rainbow Dash: Ha!
Twilight Sparkle: Wow! They agreed that Pegasus could not rule the sky on a bad day.
Rainbow Dash: Hey, you can delete this channel in 10 seconds.
Wire light: power supply.
[life]
Rainbow Dash: [triumphant voice] Turn around and smile! Why don't I put Ponyville on for another minute?
[Sheep passing]
Rainbow: (laughs) I want to see your face! Your smile, your light, I can't wait to spend more time with you.
Spike: Wow, that's really cool! [laughs]
Twilight Sparkle: Yes.
Spike: Remember me! Better get used to it!

Tip: Garnish. Law...
Twilight Sparkle: Well, that's fast. Sometimes I go to the library, it's great.
Spike: It's not makeup, mom!
Again: No, no, no, oh! There is no mercy.
Spike: How are my beans? Are you confused?
Surya: Hello.
Rare: Only one request! I'm local, yes! Poland always knows how to do tricks, right? Nadir, you are very kind. How can I help you? - Oh, my star, my love! What happened to your family?!
Bright Spark: Oh, what are you talking about? Well, it's a long story. I'm here to check out the makeup and hair!
Curious: Is my hair falling out? how is your hair
Twilight Sparkle: Wait! Where should workers go?

Kahn: No, not really. Everything is old. It is very weak. It's not crazy, just very sweet. So... amazing. Now go, darling, tell me where it came from.
Twilight Sparkle: [eyes] I've been banished from Canterlot...
Cons: Good?
[destruction]
Virus: Canterlot?! Yes, I'm so jealous! Okay, dirty! I always dreamed of living there! I can't wait to hear it all! We'll be best friends, you and I...Esmeralda?! What I mean is, I'm going to buy you a ruby!
Nightlight: Hurry! But I can tell you about the carpet!
Guard: [line of sight]

Spike: Said?
Darkness: Stability, Casanova. What's on the menu?
Karu: [closes his eyes] Hey, sing! Well done!
[song]
Fluttershy: Oh. with him! Sorry teachers, I don't want to spoil it, but your contribution is slow. Yes, I follow. One, there, only one, part -
Bright Orange: Hey!
Masiba: [Thank you]
Flash: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare your kids. I came to see the music and it was like [pause] I'm going to shine. what is your name
Float: [quietly] Hmm...
Green Lantern: Excuse me, what's wrong?
Fluttershy: [quietly] Hmm... My name is Fluttershy.
Sunset: I don't get it.
screen: [screen]
Twilight Sparkle: I'm glad the birds are back. Please do what you can!
Heartbeat: [Source]
Twilight Sparkle: Agreed. Yes, easy.
Furu: [stabbing] A dragon is born!
[tree]
Fluttershy: No, I've never seen a monster. Not so good!
Spike: Now...!
Fluttershy: Okay. It is very important for Drachen to know this. So he said he did not know!
Twilight Sparkle: I'll leave later.
Fluttershy: Wait! I can use your words.
Spike: I'm Spike.
Fluttershy: Hello Spike, my name is Fluttershy. Well, let's talk about collecting! And what are the characters talking about?
Sipho: Yes, do you want to know?
Fluttershy: Of course.
Nightlight: [voiceover]
Seagull: ok...I'll start with the blue egg...

Spike: ...This is the story of a lifetime! Well, until now. Want to know more about today?
Flytig: Yes, thank you!
Spike: Come on!
Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, why are we here so early? I live in Ponyville and the poor monster needs to sleep.
Spew: No, no, no - ah!
Twilight Sparkle: Wait, she's mad too because she's getting wild gifts!
Quick: The problem is you just want to sleep…
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, yes, I will. I sleep well.
[knocks on the door]
Pika: Ah. Have you pre-ordered?
Twilight Twilight: Sorry Spike, but I have to convince the future Princess Ghost Moon, and we're running out of time! I need time where I can study and not be a crazy person all the time. Where is the light?
[this]
Horse: A miracle!
[shock]
Description: [Sound]

Pinkie Pie: That's weird.
[attached]
Pinkie Pie: Hello. I'm Pinkie Pie and I made this party for you! Are you wondering? yes what are you
Twilight Sparkle: That's awesome. The library should be quiet.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, that's crazy. What if the reception was quiet? Bowling of course! Hi, do you remember when we were here? Do you remember when you said "hello" to me? [look]
Nightshades: [show]
Pinkie Pie: Since you were little, you didn't know anyone. If you don't know anyone, you don't make friends. If you don't have friends, you're lonely. I think I'm abandoned! Welcome to Ponyville! Look, you have a lot of friends!
Applejack: Do you want a sugar cookie?
[train sound]
Pinkie Pie. Oh, he cried for joy!
Spike: "It smells hot."
Pinkie Pie: Uh... [mouth full] What? It has grown so much!

[play record]
[View]
Aiula's order: [published]
[the door opens]
Spike: Hey Prophet! Pinkie Pie "starts wagging her tail!" you want to play
Shams: no! Everyone is crazy in this town! Do you know what time it is?!
Spike: A summer night. Everyone should be careful. Otherwise, you will lose the Queen of the Rise! You must be patient, Evening. It's a party!
Twilight Sparkle: (changes to Spike and crushes him)
[door closed]
Twilight Sparkle: I wish I knew more about the symbiotic race, but I'm stupid and this stupid relationship is wearing me out! According to legend, the stars helped him avoid the millennial day and create eternal night. I think Kumari is right…actually I think it's an old story about a horse….
[open door]
Song: In the night the sun rose.

Pinkie Pie: Really? He was not very happy. I can't breathe without seeing you walking down the street. But I think so. And who could do it better?
[man]
Mayor: Dear Members, As the Mayor of Ponyville, I am pleased to announce the opening of today's exhibition!
[the girls are happy]
Mayor: Soon our city will see the sunrise and celebrate the longest day of the year! It is an honor to introduce you to the leaders of our nation. The righteous Son who brings us to heaven every day is good and wise and brings harmony to all who ride on him.
Fluttershy: Are you ready?
Grandmother: ...Princess Silesia!
Nader: huh?
[The horses behind speak softly, confused]
Twilight Sparkle: Nope.
Mayor Mom: Don't worry, everyone needs information!
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I love fantasy games! They are driving
Rarity: Go!
[lesson]
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, whatever [screams]
[horse laughs]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh no...I'm afraid!
Stiff lips: [hard]
Man of the Month: Ah, my favorite class. It's been a long time since I saw your unconscious face enjoying the sun.
Rainbow Dash: What did you do to our leader?
Applejack: (Sighs) Just!
Night Moon: (Laughs) Why isn't my house big for you? you don't know who i am
Pinkie Pie: Oh, another secret! Golf is on fire! And... Miss Minnie! no! Britt Black Britt - [Audio]
Scary Moon: Is it worth wearing a hat to spend a thousand years in prison? Have you forgotten the story? Don't you see the poster?
Twilight Sparkle: Yes. I know there is a Moon Woman - Moon!
[cute ball]
Sleepy Moon: Well, that reminds me. Do you know why I came?
Twilight Sparkle: You...uh...
Moon in a dream: [laughs] Remember that today is a small blessing because it is your last day. From now on it's always night! [And laugh]
[Carry on...]]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2026 20:36:56 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>The Road Less Traveled</title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2424/the-road-less-traveled/</link>
			<description>(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXstck3A4ko)

What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Though the streets of a dead Ponyville are past him now, the me...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXstck3A4ko)

What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Though the streets of a dead Ponyville are past him now, the memories of it will linger with Nar for the rest of his life. 

The Astral Highway System offers no comfort to a weary soul, such as his. It's unfathomable expanses, and those that lurk within offer no solace. Only confusing routes, vast emptiness, crushing loneliness, and an unhealthy dose of paranoia. Nar set out into the AHS in search of a way home, but he knows the chances of finding one are slim. He's far more likely to get lost, and go mad in the depths of this plane than he is to ever see his family again. Yet, he persists. The reality of his situation weighs heavy on his mind, but determination, and a near unshakable conviction to see his loved ones again keep his legs moving, and mind stable. 

Three highways. That's how far he's gotten so far. Without a way to tell the time, it's impossible for Nar to know how long he's been in the AHS, or how long he spends in each highway. He tells himself not to think about it. If he starts to worry about time, he'll wear his sanity down sooner, rather than later. He can feel the plane slowly gnawing at the edges of his mind. Nibbling away at his sanity with slow, but steady hunger. A quick meal, bottle of water, or a quick nap help to keep it at bay, but it never goes away completely. The only way to rid oneself of the Astral Highway's hunger, is to leave it entirely.

Traveling through a vast, empty expanse, Nar can't help but notice an abundance of ash piles dotting it. Close inspection reveals the piles to be almost identical to the ones he found in the dead streets of Ponyville. Experience tells him to turn back, and find another route. He almost follows through with that plan, when something else catches his eye. Something appears to be laying just beyond one of the piles of ash. Surveying the area, Nar sees no sign of any threats, and moves in to investigate.

It's an arm. 

The grayish-blue fur is undercut by the cold, pale skin underneath. It appears the arm was ripped off at the elbow, leaving the lower half here, while the upper half continued with whoever it belonged to. Closer inspection reveals the faint traces of dried blood around the arm. As well as a barely perceptible trail that leads further into the highway. Ideas formulate inside Nar's mind, but he opts to push them aside for now. Despite his better judgement, he opts to follow the trail to where it leads. He really should just turn around, and find another route, but curiosity drives him to venture deeper. 

Following the trail of dried blood is difficult, given how faded it's become. At times, Nar finds himself having to retrace steps. All the while, he finds himself having to avoid piles of ash littered around the highway. While following the trail, a blur of bright color catches his attention in the corner of his eye. Turning his head to look over, Nar is greeted by a scrap of clothing in bright yellow, as well as a few mangled threads of straw from a hat. He has no doubts of who these are from. Given the arm he saw earlier, Nar is not confident he'll find himself alive, and well at the end of this trail of blood. 

The trail of dried blood leads Nar to another door. With great caution, he slowly pulls the door open, and steps into the threshold beyond.

Lights impair his vision. A stale, electric buzz fills his ears, and the smell of decay fills his nostrils. Blinking away the spots in his eyes, Nar's vision adjusts to the harsh, sterile lights. Slowly, a large, clinical looking hallway comes into view, with a massive metal door blocking his progress. Approaching the door, Nar finds a folded piece of paper that has been placed atop a floor tile in front of the metal door. As he kneels down to pick it up, the faint sound of something scratching against metal emanates from the metal door. He does not notice. 

Rising to his feet, Nar unfolds the paper to see what could be inside. What he finds is some sort of letter. 

"Here lie 4 brave souls, who sacrificed themselves to stem the tide of horrors that lie beyond this door. 

Three of these souls were some of my closest friends, and colleagues. 

Rush Gale. A brave, and competent leader. He received the call for aid shortly after our party had exited subspace after a grueling expedition, and made the decision to assist. Though battered, Rush lead the charge into subspace to assist the adventurer who called for aid.

Dawn Glare. A spirited, and tenacious woman with a passion for exploration. When Rush made the decision to render aid, Dawn nearly rushed off to help all on her own. 

Igneous. A headstrong dragon with a big heart, and compassion for all. When the call for aid was received, he insisted we focus our efforts on protecting civilians. When we were informed that we would be locked behind the door ahead in order to stem the tide of horrors, he accepted his fate without hesitation. 

I do not know the name of the fourth soul who gave their life here, but I know they were brave, and held a great love for the town of Ponyville, and those who inhabit it. He was the first to witness the breach, and called for backup. Though it seems he attempted to locate the source of the breach before help arrived, and as such, was nearly killed before he arrived here. He had locked himself in the control room of the complex beyond these doors, and required our assistance to initiate a lockdown. He was a father, son, brother, and friend to many. 

I feel great shame in knowing I was not brave enough to sacrifice myself alongside my friends. I can only hope that one day, someone reads this message, and will remember their names."

With great care, Nar folds the paper back up, and gingerly tucks it into his backpack. Silently, he vows to give Rush, Dawn, and Igneous their proper place among the Wall of the Lost when he returns home. For now, though, he needs to find another route. Otherwise, he won't even make it home in the first place.]]></content:encoded>
			<guid>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2424/the-road-less-traveled/</guid>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 00:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Nar Yakushi</dc:creator>
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			<title>Home Invasion</title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2423/home-invasion/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[[b]CONTENT WARNING: Mentions of dead bodies, and grievous bodily harm (not graphic), including allusions to the death of a child. [/b]Spoils the post ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[[b]CONTENT WARNING: Mentions of dead bodies, and grievous bodily harm (not graphic), including allusions to the death of a child. [/b]Spoils the post a bit, but I want to give fair warning for the people who aren't comfortable with these kinds of topics.

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xca0tutOOU) 

The lifeless streets of Ponyville slowly fade over the horizon. The road ahead is barren, save for the occasional abandoned, or damaged vehicle. Along the road into the countryside of Ponyville, a lone stallion treads. Alone, on edge, and unsure of just where he really is, Nar scans his surroundings constantly while making his way to his sister's house. Instincts, and experience work in tandem to ensure he is alert, aware, and ready to react the moment anything seems off. He passes by a sheriff's deputy who lies next to his cruiser. His firearm is clutched tightly in his right arm. Shell casings laying close to where he fell. There's no visible damage to his person, but when Nar stoops to check on him, the man's body is ice cold. He checks the deputy's radio, but finds it as lifeless as the man it once belonged to. Rising slowly, Nar re-focuses on his current objective of reaching his sister's house.

The walk out to Asuka's house is not a particularly long one. From the outskirts of Ponyville, he manages to sight the house after around 50 minutes of walking. Not once does he spot any living beings, or any of the entities that came into the town. All he finds are lifeless bodies, and the rare pile of black slurry. He can only assume these piles of slurry are the remains of what entities the townsfolk managed to take down. If that is the case, then the townsfolk got far worse than they gave. 

Sat between a section of Ponyville's woods, and a large pasture, Asuka's house is far from a sight for sore eyes. Even from the end of the long gravel driveway that connects the house to the road, Nar can see a large tear has been ripped into the garage door. Worry wraps it's icy tendrils around his heart, dulling reason, and hastening his steps. His head tells him to slow down, and think. To be more cautious, but his heart tells him to hurry to his family. Reason manages to reign in some control, but not fully. 

Gravel crunches beneath Nar's feet. In his haste to find his family, he's neglected to walk along the dirt. Experience tells him to make as little noise as possible, but worry tells him to move quicker. Who, or whatever might hear him be damned! 

Nar slips through the large tear in the garage door. His eyes take a moment to adjust to the darker interior of the garage. He blinks a few times in an attempt to adjust faster, finding it to be of little help. Once his eyes have finally adjusted to the light, he can see that the door into the house appears to be missing. His heart leaps into his throat for a moment, before dropping into his stomach. Breaths become shallow. His arms begin to shake with panicked anxiety. He doesn't know if he's ready to see what he knows he'll see inside. 

The sight from the doorway sends ice through every centimeter of vein in Nar's body. 

Against the pantry opposite the door, his father sits slumped forward. His chest has been punctured with what looks to be some sort of blade. Reluctantly, Nar takes one step into the house. A device from within lets out a series of beeps, followed by a synthesized voice stating "Front door." He doesn't notice. His head turns left in order to look for the door. Wooden splinters lay on the floor where the door would normally open to. The hinges ripped apart in the door frame. Whole body shuddering, Nar forces himself to turn to his right, and move further into the home. His heart drops again when he sees his mother lying on the floor with wounds similar to his father. A kitchen knife lays on the floor a few feet from her. It appears to have gone unused.

A voice in Nar's head reminds him to breathe. He realizes just how long he's been holding his breath. He exhales a shaky breath, then inhales deeply. The breath seems to remind his heart to beat. Only, it does not beat steadily. It races, pounding inside his chest like an engine. Shock slows his movements. The walk through the kitchen, into the living room feels like it takes ages. The floorboards creak as Nar steps foot into the living room. The rug in the middle of the living room has been torn to shreds. The wooden boards underneath filled with large, deep scratches. The recliner sat next to the entrance to the hallway has been shredded open. Cushion fluff hangs loosely out of the scratches, leaving a trail that leads into the hallway

Of the four doors in the hallway, three are still standing. The only one that has been opened is the one at the back left end of the hallway. Asuka's room. Mind numbed by panic, Nar listlessly drags his feet along the hallway. No thoughts reach fruition. With each step, dread seeps into his heart. It seems to fill his limbs, causing them to become as heavy as concrete.  Hesitantly, Nar orients himself to face the doorway of Asuka's room. The door lays in much the same state as the front door. Smashed to splinters on the ground. Inch by inch, Nar forces himself to shuffle into the bedroom. Anguish gnaws at his heart, eroding his will bit by bit. He doesn't want to-no... He CAN'T face what he knows he'll see. He's already seen too much, but... He can't bring himself to back out now. If he doesn't see this through, he'll eat himself up wondering about it later. 

The room's dresser sits between the bed, and the closet. Blocking it off from entrance. It doesn't seem to have done any good, as the bed appears to have been torn up in it's place. With a deep breath, Nar hardens his heart, and commits to looking beyond the dresser. He bounds forwards before he loses his nerve. His head shoots over the dresser to peer behind it. 

On the floor just behind the dresser is Asuka. Thank Solaris she's face down. If Nar had to see his sister's face after what happened, he'd... The large lacerations on Asuka's back give Nar pause. Tears begin to stream down Nar's cheeks. She was just trying to hide. No... Wait... The position of her arms. They aren't splayed out. It looks like she'd been on her hands and knees before she collapsed. 

A little, pastel blue hand sticks out from under Asuka.

Nar breaks. ]]></content:encoded>
			<guid>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2423/home-invasion/</guid>
			<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2026 22:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Nar Yakushi</dc:creator>
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			<title>Truth ( The Blade Maiden : Part one. )</title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2421/truth-the-blade-maiden-part-one/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Equestria, the land with a long and confusing past. One that most think has been explored through the popular play, Equestria&#039;s Beginning. And most th...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Equestria, the land with a long and confusing past. One that most think has been explored through the popular play, Equestria's Beginning. And most think that that's all there is to it. Just three tribes who faught, came to understanding, formed the land you walk on, and ruled over their land together without a hitch..... How wrong everypony was. Beneath the covering over Equestria's history of friendship, harmony, and magic, is a truth that is hidden with good reason. Equestria only stands because of one devision that few even heard of. The only reference to their order is via ancient scrolls and scripts that are mostly looked upon as fairy tales. The Hidden Ones, as described in one instance, " A group of ponies who all have lost something to a force beyond Equestria, and now with their dark sides brought out and put front and center, they now fight for the world they were born into. Hardly any asked for this life, but all who are chosen, never leave the order, not because of restriction, but because of commitment. "

As stated previously, most of these texts were looked upon as creative projects, fairy tales, stories to keep foals up at night. But, while the residence enjoy the land the Royal Sisters rule over, just beyond the borders, a ruthless faction is attempting to get in. They only go by one name. The Uruk. A government run by self-superiority, and slavery. They've been a faction for thousands of years now, and their rituals are rather extreme. For example, only earth ponies are allowed to fight. If a unicorn or pegasus wishes to join, they have their wings or horn cut off. Unless they are the offspring of a war chief.

The Hidden Ones have been fighting since Equestria's founding to keep them out. If they got in, it would be back to the dark ages of Discord's rule, only much more oppressive. Put short, Equestria is only standing because of ponies putting their wants and needs last, and putting their life on the line. But, every few generation, there would be what they called a Gen: Z. A pony that was not just deadly, but smart. Their dark side is not fully taking over, but is definitely present. And the first case of this was two sisters and brother who had recently lost their whole family to the Uruk's spec ops unit, the Soul Reapers.

Ever since they joined, they haven't stopped. And thanks to an elixir that was only given to the Elite of the Hidden Ones' ranks, they still do so today.The three are ruthless, brutal, unforgiving, and most of all, filled to the brim with grief.... and rage. Two of them, the brother and one of the sisters, work in a pair. They've earned themselves the name Cloak & Dagger. And the other sister has risen up the ranks, and now leads the group. The thing about these three is that they've all gone on missions that would be considered suicide the most. Holding positions against entire batalions, a reactor core rigged the combust, and even faced down multiple war chiefs at a time. The three did all of thpose, and they crawled out successfully each and every time.

Because of warriors like these, Equestria stands and keeps on. But, while they have quality on their side, quality is pointed heavily toward the Uruk's side. Put short, a gash could break open. They could swarm in. One of their secret police could open a weekpoint. Then the the rest of Equestria will have to live in fear again, wich is exactly what the Hidden Ones want to avoid.

For now, Equestria remains guarded. But, the Hidden Ones are going to need luck if they want to pull through this conflict alive. If these three contenue to do what they do, Equestria may have a chance. For now, let's zoom into one of these three and one of their many endevors. Today's subject will be the first sister, Roxy Dusk.

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			<guid>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2421/truth-the-blade-maiden-part-one/</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2026 16:15:21 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Silent V Dusk</dc:creator>
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			<title>Home?</title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2420/home/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Sunlight peers through the bedroom window at just the right angle. Nar&#039;s eyes register the sunlight through his closed eyelids, causing his brain to s...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Sunlight peers through the bedroom window at just the right angle. Nar's eyes register the sunlight through his closed eyelids, causing his brain to send signals to the rest of the body to wake up. With a grunt of effort, Nar slowly manages to roll himself over to dangle his legs over the edge of his bed. Even before he opens his eyes, Nar can tell he's overslept again. He reaches his arms up to rub the sleep from his eyes. They feel heavy. As though they'd somehow become solid stone overnight. Eyes opening, Nar is greeted to his room, bathed in late morning sunlight. Ah crap. It's probably close to opening time. 

Nar shakes his head vigorously in response to his thoughts. He has to remind himself that he doesn't belong here. He-

Crap! He's supposed to meet up with Austin, and Willow this morning! He's going to have to explain this to Amy somehow too. Probably should have done that last night, but his mind was so preoccupied that the thought never crossed his mind. A sudden jolt of energy allows Nar to push himself up out of bed, and go about his morning routine. Shower, brush teeth, and... Huh. The bathroom lights aren't working. Maybe there's a power outage? Well, he can't worry about that right now. He's got to go break the news to Amy, then go meet up with Austin, and Willow.

Making his way out of the master bathroom, something in Nar's gut tells him to be careful. Something is off. In fact, now that he's stopping to think, he's realized just how quiet it is right now. No voices downstairs, no smell of breakfast, not even the chirping of birds outside. The sudden realization of the silence makes every little noise Nar makes all the more noticeable to him. His breathing, every footstep, the sound of his clothes rubbing against each other, and even the beating of his heart all sound so much louder now. Senses on alert, Nar makes his way out of the master bedroom to head downstairs.

Halfway down the stairs, Nar's movements suddenly stop. 

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBdWNEOtRnw)

His front door has been smashed in, and the foyer has large scratch marks all over it. Peering over the banister into the living room, Nar finds what looks to be the scene of a violent burglary. Furniture is in tatters, with visible, large claw marks about them. The carpet has been torn up, alongside the concrete underneath. The walls are full of scratch marks, and holes. However, the strangest part is that it doesn't look like his belongings were taken. Only knocked over, and smashed to pieces. Meaning, who, or whatever did this wasn't just here to steal things. There were violent intentions to this break in. 

Amy! Kishi! 

Mind suddenly back in the present, Nar bursts down the stairs, and charges to the kitchen. What he finds is a scene much the same as the living room. Cabinets and shelving have been destroyed. Spoiled food lays about the floor, and destroyed countertops. Flies buzz about the rotten food, adding to the stench from within. Nar's eyes survey the kitchen for signs of a struggle. No visible blood, or any signs anyone was here when this happened. Maybe Amy, and Kishi were out when it happened?

A piece of paper stuck to the fridge catches Nar's eye. He doesn't remember there being any paper on the fridge before. Moving closer to examine the paper, he finds it's a crude drawing. There are two figures stood holding hands. The taller of the two is scribbled in cyan, with a little straw hat, and yellow shirt. The other is scribbled in a pastel blue with some sort of blue dress, and what Nar thinks is supposed to be white hair. 

His heart drops out of his chest. 

No...No! Please Solaris no!

Rational thought is waylaid by concern, and panic. In a frenzy, Nar runs about his house, calling out to Cookie. He checks every nook, and cranny. Evey bit of rubble is overturned. Every cushion removed, and every room, and closet thoroughly examined. Not a single sign as to the whereabouts of Cookie. 

His parents house! If something bad happened, and he wasn't around, Cookie would have gone there! Nar's full sprint out of the front door of his house is halted by the scene on the street before him. 

A police cruiser sits sideways in the middle of the road. The officers who it belongs to lay on the street behind it. Both with visible gashes across their bodies. One officer appears to be missing a leg entirely. Their sidearms lay beside them, with spent shell casings in the vicinity. It seems they had died while engaging some sort of creatures. Likely, the ones that broke into Nar's house. Closer inspection reveals the presence of some sort of ash strewn about the street in decently sized piles. Approaching one of the piles, Nar crouches down to examine it further. However, he finds that when he gets too close, his eyes begin to sting. He hadn't planned on touching the ash piles regardless, but now he's even more cautious about their presence. Gah! Now isn't the time to be investigating this! He needs to find Cookie!

Only two houses down from his, Nar's parents' house stands seemingly untouched. No time is wasted with the locked front door. Grabbing one of the stone plant holders in front of the door, Nar bashes around the lock in an attempt to smash it open. Desperate strength smashes the lock open with only two swings, allowing Nar access to the house. Mind racing, Nar enters the house to investigate. He's met with the alert tone of Equestria's emergency alert system, coming from the kitchen. The synthesized voice that follows the tone begins to speak, but Nar is too focused on searching for Cookie, or his parents, to listen. Unlike his house, his parents' house appears to have been left untouched. No signs of forced entry, or any signs of struggle. No signs of his parents, or Cookie either. The only place he can think to check next is Asuka, and Hiari's house. 

The sound of the alert tone finally catches Nar's attention. Half frenetic, partially winded, and utterly confused, Nar shuffles into the kitchen to listen to the broadcast in hopes it may give him some sort of clue as to what happened here. 

"This is not a test. Follow all instructions given in this broadcast to the best of your ability.

The following alert is sent at the request of the Society of Extraplanar Exploration."
Shit. The E.S.E.E sent this alert? That... Fuck. They NEVER send out alerts. 
"A shelter in place warning is in effect for Ponyville, and the surrounding area until further notice. Residents are advised to find shelter indoors. Avoid any openings to the outside of which you may be seen. Find an interior room, attic, or basement, with no windows, or other openings from which you may be seen from outside. Turn off all lights, devices, and other objects which may reveal your presence.  Ensure you have access to food, water, and an emergency communications device. Only use said device if you are in immediate danger. Take notice of any blue doors marked with a white star. If you see one of these doors, leave the area as quickly as possible. Do not approach any blue doors marked with a white star. Hostile creatures are believed to originate from these doors.

At approximately 10:36 AM local time, authorities received reports of unknown, hostile creatures within city limits. These creatures are hostile, aggressive, and will attack any living being they take notice of. Do not attempt to interact with any entities you spot. If self defense is required, cutting implements such as knives are believed to be the most effective. If you spot any open blue doors, report them to local authorities when it is safe to do so. 

This message will repeat until the shelter in place order has been lifted."

Senses heighten, and experience pushes out panic to be replaced with cold focus. If this broadcast is still going, that means the shelter in place hasn't been lifted, and there are likely still entities from the AHS out there somewhere. Those officers outside have been dead for at least a few days, so who knows how things have progressed since this all began? He needs to move carefully. Especially seeing as how he's currently without any supplies, or means of defense against them. He knows better than to take the advice of the broadcast, and use a knife. He'd get hacked to pieces before he could even get close enough to use it.

With this information in mind, Nar takes a moment to calm himself. He clears his thoughts. All the fears, and doubts that had guided his actions until now tucked away to allow for reason, and wisdom to take their place. First, he's going to need to gather some supplies. Find something to carry food, water, and other supplies in. Find a weapon that will actually give him a chance if he runs into an entity. Then, set off to the south side of Ponyville, to Asuka's house. 

Now, with a clear plan in mind, Nar takes a moment to search his parents house for supplies. Finding nothing of use beyond a few food items, he stashes what he can fit in his pockets, then sets out to begin the hunt for supplies.]]></content:encoded>
			<guid>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2420/home/</guid>
			<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 23:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Nar Yakushi</dc:creator>
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			<title>Prolonged Reflection (Pt. 2)</title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2419/prolonged-reflection-pt-2/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[//Wee woo wee woo simple sentences, mention of canon character, and general cringe ahead//


The queen&#039;s attention shifted, to where she and her pe...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[//Wee woo wee woo simple sentences, mention of canon character, and general cringe ahead//


The queen's attention shifted, to where she and her people now hold dominion. She gave thought about her arrival here; what she told her followers; how many believed her words of a haven in the mountains, and with little to no questions. More importantly, of how when they arrived, there was...nothing.

No queen, no drones, yet minimal signs of conflict; nothing substantial to indicate if their society collapsed or if they themselves went through their own exodus. Regardless, the previous occupants were completely absent. A vacant kingdom, and its Hollow Shades below, as if it had been awaiting them all this time, for a new queen.

Inevitable that her mind would turn firther back into the past. Crystal streets still gleaming under black skies of the most stormy of days. Life felt normal, but noticeably off.Silence and an odd sense of acceptance where dissent would have been. This was probably where Cadenza's brand of fear came into play. Structured, yet emotionally chaotic in ways neither she nor her subjects could quite recall, aside from that it was supposedly intertwined in daily life.

What she could clearly remember, was looking behind at the border; the dome protecting the Crystal Kingdom from the forever harsh winters of The Far North, and the twinkling silhouettes of her flock from its shining brilliance. Beckoning them to return, but they know better, and kept trudging into uncertainty under the cover of perpetual darkness and unrelenting blizzards, away from Omelas.

Seen as a savior, and now queen. These weren't roles she had asked for, but they weren't ones she could afford to mishandle. But she is aware. She sees it in the way they carry themselves in her presence, or the rooms she had previously set hoof in...

Still, the manner of their arrival remains a concern. Security and patrol reports ruled out blind spots and infiltration. Something that could slip past all manner of wards and defenses, and simply be. She then consulted her court mages, which served to give more weight to the guards' rumor that this stranger is indeed of another realm. 

Vanil’s gaze lifted toward the sealed doors, as if expecting a guard or another stranger to be eavesdropping, or rearing to barge in. Paranoia begin to flare up again. Her hooves felt restless, so she stood from her throne, and started pacing about the hall.
"If one can arrive," she monologued, struggling to maintain a steady voice, "others can." What if others would not arrive lost and disoriented? What if they arrived with purpose before they even cross whatever boundaries to reach here? Can they do it anywhere, anytime? Is it just the one, or are there already more? 

This made the stranger significant, especially given their method of entry and possible origin. Vanil’s ears flicked slightly as she pontificates. The stranger had shown fear, probably. Confusion, certainly. But not reverence. Not the quiet, instinctive deference Vanil had grown accustomed to among her own. She had been looked at directly. No higher expectation. Maybe a lower assumption.

Unaligned, and therefore:
Unpredictable, but useful.
Dangerous, but equally valuable.

She ceased her pacing in front of the doors. It's nearly time for her to speak with them, anyway. "A variable," she concluded. One she had not accounted for, and would need to understand quickly.]]></content:encoded>
			<guid>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2419/prolonged-reflection-pt-2/</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 17:53:04 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Vanil</dc:creator>
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			<title>Another Day</title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2418/another-day/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[(https://youtu.be/-5R9CrRkELo)

Up before the sun begins to peek over the horizon, Nar prepares himself for another early day at his restaurant. He&#039;...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(https://youtu.be/-5R9CrRkELo)

Up before the sun begins to peek over the horizon, Nar prepares himself for another early day at his restaurant. He's as careful as can be when getting ready. He doesn't want to wake Amy, or Kishi up early. Shower, brush teeth, clothing, breakfast. An everyday routine by now. Nar's been working the 4 AM shift for over a year now. After his father was diagnosed over a year ago, he wanted to make sure his son would be able to take on all the duties of the restaurant if he passed away. Nar had desperately hoped it would never come to that, but unfortunately, it did. Now, he wakes up at 3 AM, 5 days a week (only an hour later on Sundays), for his 4am-2PM shifts at his restaurant. Not that he minds. He'd still do this, even if his father were still here. 

Try as he might, sometimes Nar isn't as quiet as he wants to be with his morning routine. Around 10 minutes before he needs to leave, Nar hears the babbling voice of Kishi coming from his room upstairs. Going up to investigate, Nar finds the little colt stood at the edge of his crib, shaking the bars in an attempt to get his parents' attention. Putting a finger up to his lips, Nar signals for Kishi to be quiet. "Shhhhh. It's veeeeerrry early, sport. Mama needs her sleep." His voice is soft, and quiet. With Kishi's room being fairly close to the master bedroom, Nar doesn't want to risk waking Amy up. Kishi reaches up towards his father, and is quickly scooped up. As soon as Kishi is in his arms, Nar notices the smell coming off of him. Ah. Time for a diaper change. He places Kishi on the changing table in his room with great care. The little colt kicks his feet for a bit before Nar is able to calm him enough to get to work.  One changed diaper, and a thorough hand washing later, Nar puts Kishi back to bed, and sets out for work. 

The early morning air is cool, and refreshing on Nar's skate to work. A crisp, chilly breeze brushes against his fur. In a way, it reminds him of when he used to live in Vanhoover. Though, it's not nearly as cold, and there's not a flake of snow to be seen right now. On top of that, it's going to jump up to about 80 degrees by about 1 PM. So he plans to enjoy this cool, crisp air while he can.

Arriving at the restaurant just 3 minutes late, Nar heads inside to begin prep for today. Alone inside the restaurant for 5 hours, Nar prepares all the ingredients that will be needed for today's meals. He takes out the noodles he started yesterday to finish for today before starting another batch for tomorrow. Raw meats are portioned, and prepared to be cooked. The broths for today's soups  are started, and will be ready by the time customers start coming in at 10:30. It's a lot of work for one person, but Nar isn't about to ask any of his staff to wake up at 3 AM to be alone at the store until 9 AM. Most of his employees are young adults in college, or older folks who need their rest. Plus, he gets to listen to whatever he wants while no one else is here. So he can keep listening to his audiobooks while he works.

About an hour before the first opener is scheduled to come in, Nar receives a call. It's just a standard business call from one of his suppliers, telling him about a delay with one of the supplies he'd ordered. Annoying, but not too uncommon. They'll be sending him extra when the shipment comes in to compensate. Thankfully, the rapport his dad has built up with the restaurant's suppliers, and business partners has followed Nar. He's had a pretty productive professional relationship with all the companies, and people his restaurant works with, and it's made running the place much smoother for him.

After the call, Nar goes to put his phone away. He pauses when he notices that his home screen background has changed. It seems like a drawing he made, but he doesn't remember doing so. The drawing has two crudely drawn faces, with a name under each. Once is of a filly with pastel blue fur, and white hair. Underneath her are the words "COOKIE. DAUGHTER." The second drawing is of a mare with light orange hair, green eyes, and glasses. The text underneath her drawing reads "AUTUMN. GIRLFRIEND." At the bottom of the screen, in big, bold letters is the word "[b]REMEMBER[/b]". 

Why do those two look oddly familiar? Like... Like he knows them on a personal level? Nar stares down at the drawing. His mind trying to dredge up any memories about these two it can find. At first, all he finds are memories of Amy, and Kishi. Yet, as he begins to really focus on the memories, they begin to distort. Faces blur, and colors change. Entire scenes dredged up from the depths of his mind changing as they surface. Synapses fire rapidly. Kicking his thoughts into overdrive as he tries to piece everything together. 

A memory of a hospital room comes to the forefront. Amy lies in the bed, cradling newborn Kishi. Nar is crying, but... They aren't tears of joy. Why would he not be happy about his own son's birth? Amy's face begins to blur. Her colors shifting as though someone were using some sort of color filter on her. Her form begins to shift before him. Slowly, Amy's form becomes a blur of color, and features. Kishi disappears from her arms. Instead, a little pegasus girl clutches to his hand. She seems... concerned. Nar focuses on the woman in the hospital bed once more. Her form beginning to solidify before him. Orange hair, glasses, green eyes, bat wings. There's a cast on her leg. 

The memory hits him like a truck. Realization dawns like that of a divine revelation.

[b]This is not where I belong. [/b]]]></content:encoded>
			<guid>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2418/another-day/</guid>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2026 15:49:22 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Nar Yakushi</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Winter&#039;Swatch and the &#039;Holy&#039; Quest for the &#039;Red Herring&#039;, Pt. 1: What&#039;s a banana?]]></title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2417/winterswatch-and-the-holy-quest-for-the-red-herring-pt-1-whats-a-banana/</link>
			<description><![CDATA["[i]Excuse me?[/i] You don&#039;t know what a banana is?"

"Nope! Never heard of it. Where can I find one?"

Serac [i]aims[/i] the banana at Winter&#039;Swa...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA["[i]Excuse me?[/i] You don't know what a banana is?"

"Nope! Never heard of it. Where can I find one?"

Serac [i]aims[/i] the banana at Winter'Swatch.

Winter sits down and puts her hooves in the air. "Don't shoot! Please! I'm too beautiful to--"

"[b]BAM.[/b]" Serac fires the banana.

Winter falls to the floor and plays dead.

"..."

Winter continues playing dead.

"Winter. Something serious. Get up."

"No." She says, and refuses.

"[b]GET UP.[/b]" He kicks her in the ribs.

"[i][b]OW![/b][/i] [i]Fine,[/i] you bastard."

"[u][b]'Celestia'[/b][/u] spoke to me in a dream. We must embark on a '[u]Holy' Quest.[/u]"

"Of what sort? Must we find the--"

"[i]DON'T MENTION IT IT'S COPYRIGHTED.[/i]" He [b]screams[/b] at her.

Winter shrinks away and sobs, "Yes, brother.."

"Now. Be serious."

"Yes, brother.."

"Stop saying that." Serac demands.

"Okay, sister..."

"BE [b]SERIOUS!![/b]" He [b]screams[/b] again.

"Okay, okay, sheesh! Calm d--"

"BE [b]SERIOUS!!![/b]" He [i][b]screams[/b][/i] [i]louder[/i] this time.

Winter sobs.

"We are embarking on a 'Holy' Quest, for the '[u]Red Herring.'[/u]"

"The '[u]Red Herring'?[/u] I've only heard of it in the books! Does it truly exist?" Winter is astonished, and bows down to Serac.

"Rise, sister." He demands.

Winter rises.

"Now, do a funny dance."

Winter does a funny dance.

"Perfect. Now, three push-ups."

"I thought you were going to tell me about [u]The [b]'Holy'[/b] Quest for the 'Red Herring'?[/u]"

"I was, but your personal health is more important right now."

"I'll get exercise on the way towards the '[u]Red Herring'[/u]! Trotting is so healthy for you, by the way. Trot at least 3 kilometers a day, eat only fresh raw fruit and vegetables if you're trying to lose weight, get lots of sunlight and cut back on the hay. Then, pay respects towards your physician by baking them a cake, especially if it's a '[u]Black Forest Cake'[/u] with '[u]Strawberry Frosting'.[/u] Then, entertain them with a song and dance, but you must do it in [i]staccato[/i] so they not only respect you, but [b]fear[/b] your presence. After you've acquired the correct medications, do not abandon them, for you [i]need[/i] them. And finally--"

"[b][i][u]Moose.[/u][/i][/b]" Serac states.

"[b][i][u]Moose.[/u][/i][/b]" Winter agrees.

"Off we go, The [u]'Red Herring'[/u] awaits!" Serac says.

And thus, they embark on their adventure.]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 17:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Prolonged Reflections (Pt. 1)</title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2416/prolonged-reflections-pt-1/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[[left]//AU of Vanil set within a theoretical timeline within the mirror world of the IDW run of MLP. Beep beep mentions of canon character(s), mediocr...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[[left]//AU of Vanil set within a theoretical timeline within the mirror world of the IDW run of MLP. Beep beep mentions of canon character(s), mediocre writing and cringe up ahead. You've been warned//[/left]
[left]
The murmurs and chatter in the throne room continued long after the stranger (you) had left the court. Vanil hadn't come to an absolute decision, yet, but for the moment they (you) are to be treated with hospitality, albeit with extremely limited access on castle grounds. A single tap on the armrest of her throne, and a wave of her hoof, unicorn queen dismissed the court with a reassuring smile. Advisors bowed, guards withdrew, and the great doors sealed with a low, resonant hum that lingered longer than usual. Silence reclaimed the hall. Only then did she allow herself to ponder on all that had transpired so far.
Her eyes gazed across the chamber, measured and quiet. Eyes unmoving within a throne room that had been modified with a fusion of two identities, or depending on perspective, the tacking of one over the other. The underlying architecture: arched, hexagonal patterns, unmistakably of hive origin and the warm, familiar banners, and furnishing of pony design. Above her, filtered light slipped through sparse skylines carved through the mountain itself, allowing sunlight to reflect off the still polished surfaces of the floors to light up the entire room. It was awe-inspiring, to say the least, even to those who have called the castle home for while at this point. The skylines and all manner of quirks of the interior, everything was intentional, unlike the stranger's appearance in the heart of the castle. 
Past the outer tunnels. The patrols. Past wards layered over years. Past other security redundancies she had insisted upon which bordered on paranoia. Past...it. Past everything she had built here.

Vanil exhaled slowly, relaxing her tense jaws, and let her gaze shift back to the skylines, in hopes to further clear her mind.

Beyond the mountain’s base lay the front: the shell kingdom of Emrald, once known to many as The Hollow Shades. Not the most creative name, admittedly, but the people have spoken and the name stuck. Relatively new, small, and unassuming, but precisely as visible as it needed to be. Trade caravans came and went, trading salt from deep mineral seams, and gems (hence the name) mined from the mountain’s veins in exchange for, the most part, foodstuffs. No one looked too closely at a kingdom that offered such value and asked for little, especially one coveted by far larger, stronger kingdoms as a promising trade ally. An upstart, yes, but a sensible one given its location and exports. A (mostly) neutral trading hub is the insurance. Its protection. 

And before it all. Deeper within the ranges of Foal Mountains...

An entire hidden population of crystal ponies who had followed one mare into uncertainty, whom now lived within walls that were never meant for them, but kept them safe nonetheless. This former hive kingdom runs with its own politics. Emrald is the cheerful veneer covering the shaky stability only Vanil knew. Her mind began reflecting on something else: her allies.

Vanil’s jaw tightened slightly.
The list had never been long, nor did it need to be. Discretion demanded restraint, after all. The dragons remain the most potent steadfast ally of Emrald, though the origin of their alliance are essentially from the import of high-quality gemstones. Yakyakistan, who also import gems, remained untrustworthy but neutral, for the gems they procured were to be tribute for The Crystal Empire. Almost no news from King Sombra, and no scouts could make it past the joint blockades set by Canterlot and The Crystal Empire. Rumor has it that he had a similar encounter with someone from the other side, and that was what grew the ire of two kingdoms. Who truly knows? But it must have been of such significance that the diarchs of Canterlot personally oversaw this blockade. No responses from the Diamond Dogs, or Chrysalis, the kirins or the southern enclaves. She did not resent them, though their absence was difficult to ignore. Each silence narrowed her margins in properly securing Emrald, and with it, the hive. Options were running low, and none of the ones available happen to be all that appealing.

It could be her ever-present paranoia, but Vanil believes that at some point, one way or another, rumors of the hive will spread. When it does, those not in the know might start looking closer, and dig. Cadence would notice, if she hadn't noticed already...
Vanil’s expression shifted from tense but deadpan, to a slight scowl, not one of anger, but one with recognition.

Fear shaped Cadence’s rule, among her subjects and herself. On her end, the fear wasn't irrational, but the kind that lingered, informed decisions, sharpened her perception. It made her careful, watchful, and ever so persistent. She had perfected the use of fear on herself so that she may better utilize the fear she casts upon those beneath her. Given time, she would follow the threads. Trade routes. Supply lines. Ears to the ground on possible quiet alliances. None would be safe. Anything that didn't add up would be a wound upon Vanil, and Cadence would be the hound tracking the blood, and it wouldn't just be because of some hidden hive kingdom full of her former subjects. This, Vanil is aware, more so than any one else in Equestria...

To be continued. Brain is fritters. Headache popping like kettle corn[/left]]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2026 19:12:36 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Home. As it Always Has Been</title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2414/home-as-it-always-has-been/</link>
			<description>Following a filling breakfast, and a little bit of quality time with his son, Kishi, Nar exits his house for his skate to work for the day. 

(https...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Following a filling breakfast, and a little bit of quality time with his son, Kishi, Nar exits his house for his skate to work for the day. 

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d_gB3HbcGw)

The warm, spring sun rests high in the sky, informing Nar that he's at least 4 hours, if not more, late for opening like he's supposed to be. After all, he's the owner of Yakushisoba now, and he has a duty to uphold his late father's legacy of hard work, and dedication! Wait... No... He doesn't own the restaurant. Does he? His father owns it. Right? No. No. His father passed away from cancer a few months ago. Just after Kishi was born. 

Nar pauses his skate, and shakes his head vigorously. There are memories jumbled around in his brain, and he's having trouble figuring out which ones are real or not. After a moment, two faces pop into his mind. Before he forgets them, Nar opens up a drawing app on his phone, and quickly (terribly) scribbles two faces down. Under one, he writes the words "Cookie, Daughter." Underneath the other he writes "Autumn, Girlfriend." Below it all, in big strokes he writes "REMEMBER." A voice from nearby breaks Nar's attention away from his phone. "Mornin' Mr. Yakushi!" A young colt calls out atop his bike. Nar smiles, waves, and greets the little colt by name. "Good morning Astro! Enjoying your weekend?" The young colt slows to a stop nearby to continue the conversation. "Yep! Oh! And happy birthday!" Little Astro beams. For some reason, Nar feels like he has some sort of bond with this boy. As if he's done something important for this boy that helped him in a time of great need. What it is, he can't remember though. Nar ruffles the little colt's helmet, then pats him on the back. "Thanks, Astro. Remember to keep your helmet, knee, and elbow pads on when you're biking!" The young colt nods enthusiastically before he begins to bike down the road again. "Will do Mr. Yakushi! Have a good weekend!"

On his skate to work, Nar finds himself greeted by almost every face he sees along the way. Young children beg him to join them for games of four square, and tag. A group of high school boys invite him to a pick up game of hockey at the rec center. People his age ask about hanging out after work, and older folks ask about him coming over for a chat, and some tea. All of which, he must politely decline. Seeing as how he's 4 hours late today, he's gotta stay extra late to make up for it! 

Arriving at Yakushisoba, Nar takes a moment to say a little prayer before the plaque honoring his father by the front door. Afterwards, he opens the door to head inside. Instantly, Nar is greeted by the voice of his middle sister from behind the counter. "Only 4 hours late!" Asuka shouts. A cheesy grin plastered on her face. "Sorry, sorry!" Nar says, raising his hands in a gesture of placating. "I must have been really tired after last night." At this, Asuka's features soften. "You were here until 2 AM. I don't blame you." Crossing behind the counter, Nar is pulled into a gentle hug by his sister before she releases him to let him get to the kitchen.

Right. He almost forgot that Asuka works here now. She quit her EMS job after dad got diagnosed about a year ago so she could take care of him. When dad passed, she needed something to pass the time, so Nar suggested she come on as co-owner of the family restaurant. Ever since then, Nar has run the Back of House operations, while Asuka handles Front of House. Even if Nar is technically the sole proprietor, he still likes for Asuka to have as much say in the restaurant as he does. Though, she does deffer to his superior experience most of the time.

Wait. NO! 

Asuka doesn't work here! She's still a paramedic! C'mon man! Snap out of it! This isn't right! 

Nar chooses to ignore the little voice in the back of his mind screaming at him. Must just still be a little tired. 

Entering the kitchen, Nar is greeted with friendly faces, and some teasing banter from his staff about his tardiness. He apologizes, and informs them that he'll be staying to close to make up for it. Well, that doesn't go over well with the day shift manager, Bo. In his creole accent, he outright refuses to allow Nar to stay to close. Telling him that rest is just as important as work, and that he needs to spend time with his family. Nar tries to protest, but the staff all shut him down. He's leaving at 6 today, and there's nothing he can do to make them change their minds. 

Throughout the day, Nar works alongside his staff to prepare meals for their customers. Being the only authentic neighpanese restaurant in Ponyville means they can get quite busy! Even with a full kitchen crew, things are still quite hectic! Even so, Nar makes sure every member of his staff, including managers, get 30 minutes for a lunch break. He only begrudgingly when in turn, Bo demands he at least take a 15. 

While sitting in the designated employee break area of the dining room, the front door opens, and two familiar faces enter. Nar's face lights up as his wife, and child make their way to his booth to sit with him. "Hey! I wasn't expecting to see you two at work!" Nar's greeting is met with a kiss from Amy, and Kishi reaching out to be held. However, Amy pulls away before Nar can grab hold of his son. "You need to focus on eating, mister. I know you aren't taking a 30." Amy's tone is light, and playful despite the scolding. "Oh, c'mon!" Nar pouts. "You know how quickly I can eat! I can still finish my food after a little bit of hug time!" At this, Amy wags a finger back and forth. "No buts, mister. You need a full belly for the rest of your shift. You can have hug time after you get home."  With that, Amy slides into the booth across from Nar to chat while he finishes his meal. Once his break is over, it's Asuka's turn to meet with Amy, and coo over her nephew. 

After a very busy shift, Nar is practically forced to leave by the night shift manager, Stella. She's an older mare, but not by much. Only in her early 60s, but she's been in the restaurant business longer than anyone else here. As sweet as apple pie most of the time, but more than willing to get mean if it's needed. Usually, directed towards rude customers who abuse the staff. Nobody yells at her babies on her watch! 

On the skate home, Nar stops by a local bakery to pick up a surprise gift for Amy, and Kishi. Completely unaware of the homemade cake the two made waiting for him when he gets home. The mare behind the counter talks his ear off the whole time. Seemingly overjoyed that he stopped by.

Once he arrives home, Nar is greeted by his wife, son, mother, sister, and a few friends for a surprise birthday party! Thankfully, they decide to keep things nice and relaxed. Even so, Nar finds himself nodding off near the end of it. As Nar sits on the couch, desperately fighting off the urge to conk out with Kishi in his lap, Amy and the others all help to clean up before saying their goodbyes. Nar doesn't make it to the last few guests. He, and Kishi both asleep on the couch together by the time Hiari, Asuka, and Juno come by to say goodbye.]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2026 15:08:35 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Nar Yakushi</dc:creator>
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			<title>The Oak Wasnt Still</title>
			<link>https://canterlotavenue.com/blog/2413/the-oak-wasnt-still/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[[left]And so the oak was still. [/left]
Though there was an old abandoned nest idling in its twigs
Though there were claw marks in its bark.
Though...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[[left]And so the oak was still. [/left]
Though there was an old abandoned nest idling in its twigs
Though there were claw marks in its bark.
Though there was scorched licks upon its trunk.
Though there was fungi at its roots. 
Though there were aphids nibbling on its flowers
Though there was a squirrel bounding off its branches
And though there was sunlight among its leaves. 
The oak was still. 

#greenhoofmonth]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 11:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
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