I only just wish to be a better pony, these days haven't been the best and quite recently I have lost quite a lot of friends due to my irritability and heightened aggression, I really don't understand why I am feeling this way, but I do hate it when these ponies lie to me, or take advantage of me... Do I have to be friendly to all of them?? I am starting to regret even coming here to Equestria, some are just so mean and evil, it MAKES you want to INVADE THE PLANET.... I guess, this will be the l...

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I know your sister Celestia is already so popular and renown, just the mention gets pones excited in all ways n forms! So I thought to myself, why not YOU be the first princess to have contact with an extra-terrestrial! Sounds fun right?? :D Hehe, no need to fear, this isn't a declaration of war, or invasion, naaah, that's a very super old silly stereotype! Of course our species aren't perfect, but we are pretty nice! Just like you~ So, to the point, this letter is rather a peace treaty,...