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It was a dark and stormy night and the flim flam brothers stood, gazing upon their Creation madly.
"I'm amazed you found ţ̵̺͙̳̱̾̆̅̚͝r̶̺͉̱̹̳̈́̋̋͛ight brain, oh brother of mine," Flim said, as he took another Sip of his whiskey.
"'Tis the most beautiful invention we've conceived yet!" Flam c̶͍͓̹̠̾̐̅͌̚͜ackled, rubbing his hooves together in glee.
Before the two conniving brothers stood a larger-than-life mechanical likeness of the t̸̡̛̜̘̹͕̓̈̅̒h̶̤̺̯͓̪̄̀̐͗̄e̸͚͖̹̻͍̓̊͋̾͠ tall and regal Princess of Equestria herself, Her Royal Highness Twilight Sparkle! Flam flipped a large switch on the wall. thunder crashed, and the mecha-twilight sprang to lifed
Twilight Sparkle then said, "Feed me!"
"I like to play Donkey Kong while eating doritos and pepsicola. My favorite tank is the swedist Strv-103 DANI (and artur) WAS HERE" . . . she said.
"...That was a strange tangent" Flim said.
'Indeed'." replied his brother. "Now, how can we use this to our advantage..."
"Hmm, Princess Twilight and tanks..." mused Flim.
"Tanks? I was thinking of the Doritos." said Flam.
"Yes, those too, and the Pepsi." Flim replied, with a nod of his head.
"How about this, brother of mine.. We've created a Twilight Sparkle... But now we need a Pepsi man!"
"Pepsi! Ah-ah-ahhh!" Flam sings.
"Fighter of the Cola and Mountain ...Pepsi."
"It's just the ɒ̵̨̹̳̻̼̄̈́̈͗̚ thing to bring joy to .... Pepsi!! However, there wasn't a crȯ̴͖̣͕̭̳͂̾̾̚ẁ̵͚̪̗̬͌̔̈̏͜d̷̛̼͚͎͓͑̈́̋͝ͅ of gullible townsponies near by, so the song soon died down.
Three blocks away, Twilight Sparkle, sat drinking root beer. But Rootbeer sucks so really shes not the real one.
with a press of the button, the television screen turned off; leaving a bewildered and slightly Confused audience questioning what they just watched. Within the broadcasting booth , Pepsi Princess Twilight Sparkle laughed Maniacally, unscrewing a crystal Pepsi and planning her next Ruse!!!
Just then, a portal op en n e d and a car ran over all the twilights in record time! [s]Sh[/s]The door opened,and the pony driving the car Was... Twilight from the future!
She Screamed in horror... Seeing the Coke man!
She went BaCK TO THe Past.. TO GeT CAk OFF! THE! HENU!
And Once the Cake was finally off the menu was the eternal paradox Of Pepsi and Coke fixed. the freindship lesson so Obtuse and Obvious She didn't feel the need to explain it. She ended up relaxing, th̷̢̞̯͙̖͌́̑̍̕ree blocks away, Drinking root beer.
The end.
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Amy Callihan
Not confusing enough. 11/7 read my slime.
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September 8, 2023

Comp
It was beautiful though
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September 8, 2023

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September 9, 2023
Greetings Everyone!
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How would you rate the Spring Party event?
During the 20th of March to the 30th of April, PR hosted a Spring Party event. This event utilized the Forums space. We'd like to know how you felt about the collaborative roleplay experience within the Forums and whether you'd like us to run something like this again.
The signups for the event allowed us to garner how much interest there was and whether users were looking for new partners to roleplay with. We noticed that there's a desire from users to meet new people to roleplay with, but there was a lack of staying in touch. We'd like to improve upon introducing users to garner a better roleplaying experience in the future.
For now, rate the event from 1-5 honestly and leave any suggestions for the next communal roleplay event that we may put together in the future. Thank you!
(Please comment if you participated. If you didn't participate, can you explain why and what type of event you'd want us to make next).
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4/10
Requiring a signup for basically a glorified public forum was stupid.
Advertising it even after sign ups closed was also stupid.
Reading through it there was a bit of favoritism going on.
I’ve seen complaints about people’s partners just disappearing and the person just not being able to participate... View More
second point is my thoughts exactly. felt kinda weird constantly seeing this RP event advertised while simultaneously being told i was too late to join.
While I don't have a say in what happened on the inside I can share stuff on the outside. Firstly, I am a bit of an rp drifter. My time spending on the site is finding smaller but quicker rp's to put my stupid characters in.
That said, having an event plastered on the home screen at 24/7 made findi... View More
Indeed. Like custom themed profiles or maybe even custom profile bubble border. Even better. For contests, you could have a custom emoji as a prize. Maybe even get more unique with the events as well to broaden the themes of customization.
Something other than typical months of the year. I think a... View More
I do have my Operation: Final Battle events that I could probably turn into a forum thing for others to join in on.
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May 3, 2023
Honestly, it was good enough, but I'd say some sort of crowd control system might help? It kind of put me off early on seeing the same pairs of characters respond to one another in succession within hours, then checking in and seeing all of that. Not directing actual blame to anyone, but having to d... View More
*Nitroxus would slide in while shredding on a guitar. He smiled to the pony. He then would pass a large gift.* Happy Birthday to you!
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Greetings, everyone!
As HarmonyCon 2023 comes to a close, we want to take this moment to congratulate Dusty Sprinkles for becoming the Charity winner of our auction participation at HarmonyCon. For t... View More
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It's me again, Misty Nights! I am here to announce a new feature we've just added. Our new Character Switcher is here!
Gone is the arrow next to the profile icon on the top right. A... View More
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Can you please do something about search? It's kind of annoying when I go to the "open for rp" section... And find users who are not.
Good job on the menu. It's nice, especially on mobile.
Have you thought about having a section in the settings for beta testing features? Something like Gmail did ... View More
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Misty Nights here again to deliver an update. If you're attending HarmonyCon 2023, make sure to come check out Discord's Publishing House even hosted by Canterlot Avenue and directed... View More
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It's me again, Misty Nights, here to give you guys a preview of one of many features that will be coming to CA soon that will improve your roleplay experience.
We've included a char... View More
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We have some exciting news. Canterlot Avenue will be hosting a panel at HarmonyPonyCon for the first time, ever! Stay tuned for more details in the upcoming weeks! In the meantime, le... View More
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I wonder who will be hosting and what it will be about. But that'd be spoilers, I guess.
Have fun and rehearse, whoever it'll be!
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January 22, 2023
WOOO I can’t go :( i my creator is confined to its room all day
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January 23, 2023
Yes I will hop in my car with my drivers license I totally have and do just this
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