Living in Equestria has been great! I've met some new friends, i now have demon eggs in my chest that probably wont hatch cuz they arent being incubated, becuase im not organic, oh and i have almost ranked up in my job! Princess Luna has been kind, and my fellow Lunar Guards dont seem to mind my inabilty to understand how you put on this armour too much, but seriously, how do i put this on?! Anyways, i just wanted to let you know im doing great, and also thank you for letting me stay here in can...

I'm a random idiot, writing this random letter. Why am i doing it? Who knows, perhaps it is becuase i'm a random idiot, perhaps it was decreed by the goddess Princess Corona,(not to be confused with the drink), regardless of the reason, i am writing this letter, to no one, but then someone will read it, so it will have been for someone, so am i writing it for no one? or am i writing it for someon, who knows. I saw a bird today, it was not interesting, just like that bug that was crawling on my w...