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Java Tales

Male. Lives in Billings, MT,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on March 15, 1986
by on September 3, 2022
I find myself once again within the confines of a website, one of which my 7th Wall has not graced in a while. I had begun to think he had forgotten me, but then I remember that I occupy at least a small portion of his mind. Not a fully actualized member of his collective consciousness, but on the edges, where most characters exist. I can see myself talking, the text appearing as I speak and write. Existence, multi-dimensionally, is strange when you are aware of the formats you exist in. This le...
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by on October 5, 2018
To... whichever Princess reads this. I apologize for the more depressing letters Java and I have sent. We don't mean to unload such things upon you, as I'm sure you have your own problems. So, instead, I thought I'd write something a bit happier. My... I suppose we'll call them friends right now, have decided that when I am able, they want me to move in with them. I have been playing the role of aide to the female half of the couple, as she is mostly blind, and due to recent circumstances beyon...
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by on September 25, 2018
Dear Princess Luna, Once more I feel my actions paint me as being needy. Maybe I am, but I hope that doesn't colour me poorly in others' eyes. I'm doing my best, or at least I think I am. I'm trying. It's hard to keep it all together and straight in my mind. I hope I'm not bothering you with how often I've written. Though, you probably would say so, because a good monarch is there for their subjects. I'm sorry. Your faithful subject, Java Tales
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by on September 20, 2018
~Princess Luna Give me the strength to make it through the night. If not for my own sake, then the sake of those in my care. I'm not doing great, but I am trying to tough it out. I try to remain positive and humble, but some people push the limits of even my patience. I'm sorry to trouble you with such trivial matters, across the fabric of reality, space, and time. Your servant from another world, The 7th Wall~
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by on September 8, 2018
Dear Princess Luna, How do you fight the tendrils of loneliness and depression that worm their way into your heart? How do you combat the feeling of the dark abyss in your heart and soul, that even friendship cannot seem to banish? I try so hard every day to focus on the positive, to keep my mind busy, but it always finds me. You are a pony that I always look to for guidance and inspiration, and while I don't wish to be a bother or a burden, I could certainly use your ageless wisdom. I hope thi...
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by on September 6, 2018
Dear Princess Luna, I have come upon this "web site" a few weeks back, and so far I am enjoying my stay. There are a good many interesting ponies, and even some non-pony residents that add to the diversity one would expect of a small community. Yes, some can be abrasive, but it reminds one the importance of patience and to remain understanding of others points of view. There are many stories to experience here, and I hope to be a part of some of them, as well as to take what lessons I can from ...
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by on August 11, 2018
The earth pony Java Tales was sitting at his favourite cafe in Canterlot, staring at a blank scroll. His eyes were vaguely glazed and unfocused as he tried to come up with something to write. After several minutes, he laid his head on the table. "This is hopeless," he said aloud to himself, "I've not had a good idea in ages. I think my muse is cheating on me." The comment drew a few looks from surrounding ponies, most questioning and curious, and he distinctly heard someone giggle. He hadn't re...
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by on August 11, 2018
“The great, benevolent Celestia, may now rule all Equestria, but deep within the earth is housed her mother, the lady Faust. She is not dead, you rest assured, but an evil curse that can’t be cured Was laid upon her noble head, and now she rests on a flowery bed. The princesses are not so vain to have forgotten their mother’s pain. They rule in kindness, it is a fact, they swore an oath and made a pact: Until their mother can awake, drastic steps they MUST take. For a long time, there’s not b...
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by on August 10, 2018
Java Tales awoke to find himself in yet another new place. He gave a sigh, and spoke upward, "Where am I now, 7th Wall? First that face library, then the tumble place, the world of two lives, and those square places, now this? One would almost think you have nothing better to do than to throw me into unfamiliar surroundings." He sat, resigned once more to being the plaything of his creator. "Well, at least there are more ponies here." He gathered his wits, and made himself at home.
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