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Demonic hooves

Male. Lives in the badlands,  Equestria. Born on July 23, 1994
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Demonic hooves
"I hate it when i'm trying to donate blood, but they ask a ton of dumb shit like "why is it in a zip lock bag" "who's blood is that?" and "is that a eyeball floating in there?" It's like, shut up lady...View More
Demonic hooves
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"Oh hello, i couldn't help but noticed that you're looking at these SUPER cute kittens! WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS RIGHT? mortal crises time that's right! so here is the deal. I'm going to KILL! th...View More
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Zaten
"YOU, FOR THREATENING SUCH INNOCENT CREATURES! Any other situation, you're a pretty cool guy in my honest opinion."
Jule
"I cooould just beat the shit out outta ya, saving them all. That's always an option."
Demonic hooves
"THAT RUINS THE WHOLE POINT THOUGH! i'm trying to be a super villain here!"
Zaten
"But super heroes beat the shit out of the super villain."
Demonic hooves
"AFTER they fall into the villain's trap and deal with the moral crisses!"
Zaten
"I still don't see why the very well trained police force and even the military get utterly wiped out by these pathetic idiots in the media."
Jule
"But then I'm the super villain cause I ruined your plans. So hA! And Zaten has good points."
Bright Brave
*preemptive kitten strike*
Neon Synthwave
Neon dumped a potion onto Demonic turning him into a big kitten. A sinister smile then crawled across her muzzle
Demonic hooves
"YOU THINK I FEAR DEATH? COME AT ME! YOU DON"T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO KILL SOMTHING AS CUTE AS ME!"
Neon Synthwave
“Don’t tempt me, sweetie”
Kelly Softwing
I got this. *splats a caterpillar* I win.. what? there is a caterpillar called the Kitten Caterpillar or just Kitten. As such it is still a Kitten and thus doesn't break any of the rules you have laid before me, thus the baby cats get to live as part of your agreement
Demonic hooves
**demonic looks at his notes, then to kelly, notes, kelly, notes kelly** "well. . .i. . .guess you win?"
Kelly Softwing
*smiles walking off with the kittens*
Jule
"That caterpillar had a family! And a wife that's expecting twins! You're still a monster."
Kelly Softwing
".....um you do know Caterpillars don't have all that right? and most of them get eaten before even making it to the cocoon stage"
Jule
"Gosh, aren't you just a buzzkill?"
Butterscotch Ormand
"well.... That kitten in the middle seems like a bit of an asshole. They're literally walking all over other kittens. It would be a shame to kill any of them, but if one really had to go, that one would be at the top of my list".
Demonic hooves
"finally! some one that GETS IT! thank you! now stomp it! STOMP IT!"
Butterscotch Ormand
"But then again, why? Sure, by stomping it I do save the other four, but I also become a kitten killer. I am fine with killing one to save the others if I really have to, but a lot of outside society isn't. By stomping on it, I greatly reduce my social capital, in turn making it less likely people w...View More
Demonic hooves
**demonic and the lovely mare was shearing a plate of spaghetti, when the famous scene of two eating the same noodle. But demonic was to hungry to want to kiss so he just suck on the noddle super hard...View More
Seir
Upon observing this Seir immediately calls a waiter over and demands a table further apart from the couple.
Bright Brave
But seir was now sat closer to bright. Dinning alone~
Demonic hooves
// i found out one of the mods has me blocked. I dunno if i should laugh about how fucked that is, feel sad that he's now "keeping the peace" or feel like a incel for caring. ahh shit, i can do all t...View More
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Silver Shield
That probably won't last long, they probably just haven't purged their block list yet. Since the whole "no blocking" think is mutual between staff and members.
Hickory
No mods should be blocked or have anyone blocked, but the new staff have yet to be fully integrated into the team - one of the things still missing is removing any blocks. Please give us some time to get everyone settled in :)
Silver Shield
I beat you haHA :D
Demonic hooves
i can still laugh at it in the mean time damn it! and farm my worthless internet points
Starlit Spackle
I would have thought that their onboarding would be completed before they were given perms or announced to the public. :thinking:
Corona
Their onboarding was completed. But there are certain things that only the devs can do that we cannot. So we sit on our haunches until the devs can go in and purge the block lists
Silver Shield
But the staff members themselves should be able to empty their own block lists. Not that I'm saying a mistake was made here, just pointing out, you don't necessarily need the devs for it when the blocking is on the staff person's end.
Corona
Not if there are blocked by other users they cannot. So what we do is we just let the devs clear out the entire list at once
Demonic hooves
well i know this case he has me blocked. so he could of done it
Silver Shield
That is what I said, yes :P "When the blocking is on the staff person's end"
Demonic hooves
"to everyone that didn't get that "loving wake up text" well.. here you go~" "Get the fuck up you flat asshole and go to your soul crushing job so you can waste your life fulfilling some one else's d...View More
Dream²
Thanks :heart:
kinglulu
No I rebel! *flips table*
Demonic hooves
THEN I HOPE YOUR BILLS STACK UP AND YOU DIE OF HUNGER
kinglulu
Ha! Jokes on you! That's already happening
Vodka Shot
"And pay your taxes and mortgages so that the bankers and the crony capitalist fat cats can keep controlling you. Free market my flank."
Moonlight Secrets
I'm awake, but I'm OFF today so no going to my soul crushing job :P
Demonic hooves
go anyways. work overtime so you can die working. but you will have more money when you die
Silver Shield
^me irl
Moonlight Secrets
nah, don't wanna overexert myself while I'm still recovering from surgery :P
Demonic hooves
"The world would be a better place if we all accept that purple is the correct color for ketchup" **demonic proudly stated to the world**
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Liath "Lyle" Machs
"No."
Demonic hooves
"See, you're the issue with the world! Why don't you want us to be happy?"
Aurelie Sweet
Aurelie blinks a couple of times, then shakes her head. "Not touching that one."
Zero The Ermine
"Purple ketchup? When, where, why and what?
Demonic hooves
it's perfect i know
Zero The Ermine
"Strange who's idea was this and why? Is it based on something?"
Demonic hooves
"it's called progress, and it's what we need to strive for. accept how perfect it is"
Zero The Ermine
"Progress? How is it progress its just purple ketchup? It was never perfect to begin with nothing is."
Demonic hooves
"THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT PONIES! THIS RIGHT HERE! this is what's WRONG WITH THE WORLD!"
Demonic hooves
// me "yeah, im straight as fuck! like all my hobbies are super straight! like playing the piano!" **fucking 90% of pianists are gay** "uuuhh, i mean being a brony" **fucking 90% of bronies are gay** ...View More
Crystal Summer
i love how your profile pic fits this entire text i cant unsee or unhear it XD
Demonic hooves
IT'S TIME FOR THE CANTERLOT DRINKING GAME HOSTED BY DEMONIC! The game is simple! See some one sadposting about being alone to today? take a shot! Please note, both canterlot and demonic are not held...View More
Scarlet Serenade
My liver...
Adrian Coalhopper
Someone comments that they're bored? Take a drink!
Captain Sky N Nova
I'm sure there are easier and less painful ways to die.
Vodka Shot
At least I get to die now
Lyon Strider
*Has taken 4 shots already* this game is rigged
Bumboat Scuttle
Just take a shot for any Valentine-related post today because hey, might as well go the full mile.
Lyon Strider
I'D BE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR YOU MADE MAN XD
Aurelie Sweet
Go hard or go home!!
Liath "Lyle" Machs
He rubs his hooves together. "Game on!"
Demonic hooves
WARNING! THIS IS A LONG ASS POST! this is a long ass post about the Max Payne video games. Only read this if you want to hear a crazy guy talk about video games and if you're willing to fairly judge i...View More
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Bright Brave
Oh dam. You fired
Crashie Tunez
oof!
Demonic hooves
// to everyone that keeps asking. I AM NOT THE FUCKING ANNON THAT SENT YOU A CARD! i sent ONE CARD! ONE PERSON GOT A CARD! and i put my name on it EXCUSE ME, AS I GO SCREAM INTO THE VOID AT THE TOP OF...View More
Bright Brave
We all think you love us....
Demonic hooves
YOU'RE ALL WRONG! i don't love any of you people enough to spend five min to make a card for you people. even though at this rate i should of to save time
Silver Shield
Dammit Demonic, why did you send me an anon card
Demonic hooves
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN! I AM SUPER TRIGGERED ABOUT THIS
BaronRP
"Why the fuck didnt I get one"
Demonic hooves
"i don't love you!"
BaronRP
"I beg to differ"
Liath "Lyle" Machs
Well now you gotta do it out of spite~
Demonic hooves
NO! I WILL NOT. NONE OF YOU ARE WORTH MY LOVE
Script Anonymous
“Hehe I signed all my anon cards as anonymous....get it lol no one knows which are mine haha”
Script Anonymous
But they were all serious tho and I’m still writing some out so todaloo and tipicanoe
Demonic hooves
see! everyon! GO TO HIM ABOUT THIS! PLEASE
Scarlet Serenade
I'm sorry for asking ;^;
Demonic hooves
you're the only one that got a card from me though!
Scarlet Serenade
I still was a dummy and asked if you were an anonymous though.
Lyon Strider
well, now ya just gotta send everyone who asks about the anon vday cards vday cards that tell jokes about how much ya don't love them XD
Demonic hooves
FUCK NO. I'd rather freeze my own shit and stab them with it! i'd do that LONG befor i send out "love cards"
Lyon Strider
hmmm, what if chu just grab all the accounts that sent you love cards......and push them somewhere else? owo
Octavia Philharmonica
Sigh.. hearts and hooves day. . Fun fun.
Demonic hooves
it was fun! sending that one person a card made me feel warm and fuzzy
Scarlet Serenade
**Scarlet proceeded the huggle the hell out of Demonic, struggling to spreak** Hows that for warm and fuzzy!
Sasha
Heheh, I'm surprised more people don't know who it is.
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