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Demonic H. Hooves

Male. Lives in the badlands,  Equestria. Born on July 23, 1994
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Demonic H. Hooves
**Demonic's admin gears up to make a new event**
Be the first person to like this
Commander Wyatt Ryder
NO! DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE EVENT please, remain indoors
Demonic H. Hooves
WARNING, THIS IS NOT A MEME! THIS IS NOT A MEME! PLEASE GET INDOORS AND READY YOURSELF FOR THE "EVENT" THE "EVENT" HASN'T BEEN PROVEN SAFE OR A GOOD IDEA
Commander Wyatt Ryder
THINKING ABOUT THE EVENT MAY SUMMON IT. DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE EVENT. Remember to do up the facezips on your safety bags when you sleep tonight, and remain indoors.
Demonic H. Hooves
here is a sad cheetah cub. do something nice for yourself to make him feel better
Demonic H. Hooves
**demonic puts up posters about "make Equestria hate again" in hopes that ponies rise up to spread hate**
Chiller Sway
Sway's admin ironically joins with no commitment
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt, seeing this, walking over to Demonic, headbutts him and moves on, having done his part.
Demonic H. Hooves
// Do you ever stop to think about how everyone on the site? Like, think of all the people you've met, all the people who have seen your post. the idea that without this site you would never have met ...View More
Soft Breeze
This was a journey to read
Demonic H. Hooves
I felt the need to speak from the soul and this came out
Soft Breeze
Soul-speaking is always pleasant to do
DragonFly
nice
Demonic H. Hooves
i hate you too
DragonFly
Aww, thanks.
Lula Vieve
f u
Demonic H. Hooves
U FIGIT
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Big red jumbo twat
Demonic H. Hooves
1V1 me twatmonger
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Fuckin' lets go then you horned fucknugget
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Shut up noob.
Demonic H. Hooves
don't call me n00b i'm 1337
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Big gay
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L-O-L
Demonic H. Hooves
GET MEMED ON LOSER
Stickman, The Legendary Hero
Excuse me? Here you were telling me to "Keep doing the shit you're doing" and now you tell me this?
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Welcome to Demonic Hooves' posts :joy:
Demonic H. Hooves
I can hate you, everything you do, stand for, believe, your friends family and even your pets. and still support everything you do and believe in you
Stickman, The Legendary Hero
...I dunno how to feel about that?
Demonic H. Hooves
good. now keep making great shit as i judge you
polo fastter
look like my list of people hating me will keep growing
Demonic H. Hooves
If it's any help. compared to me, no one hates you! everyone else can be patched and healed and maybe even made friends again! the hate that I feel for your existence is so extreme that I could use my rage to melt metal so, keep in mind many! MANY people like and love you. but only one person ha...View More
Livulah
good
Ephemlemia Spring
this community of consistent swaying between drama and wholesomeness is a slight mess, that i am still fond of, helped me to be a little more social and less of a heckin baby by forcing me into some circles. it's going to be the 2nd anniversary in two months, glad to have been here
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I love Ephee posts! And I get the whole 'ew people' but this site has opened me up so much to different types of people and it's great!
Demonic H. Hooves
what are you on about. . . "slight mess" this site is what happens when you feed a rhino laxatives and aim at it a fan. frankly i wouldn't have it any other way though.
Demonic H. Hooves
I was gunna clean my room, but then I rp'ed I was gunna get up and find the broom, but then I rp'ed And now my room is is still a mess and I know why! Why man? Cause I rp'ed Because I rp'ed Because I ...View More
Ice Wisp
Never do that again.
Demonic H. Hooves
I will do worse soon enough
Demonic H. Hooves
BUZZFEED MAY BE A DEAD MEME, BUT THE DEMONIC QUIZ MEME IS A FUCKING ZOMBIE! SO TAKE A MOMENT TO TAKE DEMONIC'S "what random rpg item are you!" QUIZ! ARE YOU A POWERFULL SWORD OR A LAME ASS +1 POWER RI...View More
Abby
1. Cleric, because who doesn't love religious zealots 2. What the fuck do you think I'm on a goddamn horse rp site 3. Very badly. I mean I know cannabalism is looked down upon but how else does one maintain their eternal youth? 4. Fuck no, like I said, I'm on a goddamn horse rp site 5. None, I'm wor...View More
Demonic H. Hooves
YOU ARE "RING OF A ENTERAL BURNING" A wizard wanted to make a magic ring but was to lazy to forge it, so he used a spell to make a ring but fucked up and left the ring permanently white hot like it came out of the forge! but to get as much gold as he could, he enchanted it and tried to sell it +...View More
Abby
Absolutely fucking wonderful I'M AN ETERNAL FLAME BABY
Frosty
*rubs hands together* 1. Rogue/Thief 2. 75% of my apparel is pokemon related and instead of a purse, I walk around with a pokemon backpack 3. This question scares me, though the best option from that wording would be held 4. Y-yes? 5. Depends on who you ask :eyes: 6. I want to say neutral. But le...View More
Demonic H. Hooves
YOU ARE "DUEL PILLOW SWORDS" this is what happens when a thief is very good at stealing gold and can buy what he wants, but is not about murder. So forged from the softest fabric and enhanced by the most powerful wizard money can buy and put on the market because the previous owner died from a o...View More
Frosty
Gdi, it's perfect
Livulah
1. a fuck you str build. 2. yes 3. blank 4. no 5. 25 coins but a collectable 6. neutral 7. skyrim 8. wheres 8? 9. snacc protec 10. dark, drunk, forever. but wake in seconds
Demonic H. Hooves
YOU ARE A ORK KINDY STONE RING!| Not much is known about this ring, for well. . . it's a tad nasty and no one wants to look into it! it's believed this is the result of a dare between a wizard sick of some rouges shit and a very brave rouge willing to go into an ork camp. A true one of a kind it...View More
Livulah
Fuck yes, gimme that str baby!
Pidge
1. That one pet class everyone hates. Especially the ones that also dish out shit heals. 2. Big. 3. Would rather neither. 4. Yes. 5. I don't know the current gold prices sorry. 6. Probably neutral... I'm too evil to be good, but too good to be evil. 7. FFX probably counts. 9. Attack. 10. All ...View More
Demonic H. Hooves
YOU ARE "ORB OF MODERATE LIGHT!" a magic orb that follows people around gives. . . ."enough" light! great for sorta reading at night and maybe seeing where you're going +doesn't take a equipment slot +light source +sentient to some degree -the only way to remove the effect is to remove the ite...View More
Lula Vieve
1. uuuuh rANGER? idk 2. im here AND I have 2 D&D campaigns I'm currently playing 3. held pls 4. not at all 5. 9 6. chaotic 7. D&D I don't play games much 9. attac 10. i have a hard time getting to sleep, but when I do it can be 12 hours+
Demonic H. Hooves
YOU ARE "QUIVER OF BULLSHIT" A brave soul went into the REALM OF MADNESS looking for loot and fame! he came back a broken insane man holding this quiver. The quiver has the odd effect of not only having unlimited arrows but allow arrows fired will turn into "something" mid air! the previous owne...View More
Yolvuk
1. Anything to do with fire. 2. kinda, dont know. 3. held i guess, but i might burn others who touch me. 4. i guess 5. depends on the job 6. good/neutral 7. skyrim 9. both 10. What is sleep?
Demonic H. Hooves
YOU ARE "FIRE SWORD OF PURE FIRE WITH EXTRA FIRE!" There was once a man who loved fire more then anyone else, setting fires wasn't enough, lighting people on fire wasn't enough. BURNING THE WHOLE WORLD WAS NOT ENOUGH! he spent his whole life perfecting and mastering fire! till at the ripe old age...View More
Abby
I have a burning desire to acquire this weapon.
Yolvuk
Thankfully i am immune to fire, it basically heals me. I am, op.
Yolvuk
i'll fight you for the sword abby, its mine. you keep your ring of fire.
DragonFly
1. Rogue is overused but also Rogue. 2. Hella 3. I'd like to hold and be held and then after a few drinks im tired and want sleep. 4. I suppose so. 5. The fake kind. 6. All the above. 7. Classic Tabletop D&D 9. Protec, attac, but also have snacc. 10. Pfft.
Tornado Turbulence
1. Paladin, Warlock, any versatile class 2. Nerd enough to be socially awkward in nearly every social scenario 3. Hold but no throw pls 4. Occasionally 5. 00.25G 6. Good-ish-neutral. Mainly dork 7. Stuck between Persona 5 and Brave Fencer Musashi 8. Certainly. 8 is the number that defines all...View More
Demonic H. Hooves
"you're not a basic bitch, you're a deluxe one of a kind bitch"
and  liked this
Trixie Lulamoon
"... Nah, I'm rather basic." She refutes.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt:
Hymn
Hymn: ^
Demonic H. Hooves
\\ I wish there was a way to see how many/who has me blocked...... I think all the lolcows have me blocked at this point
Chiller Sway
Do I have Demonic blocked? :thinking:
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Who would block Demonic? Everything he does/says is gold unless Silver comments on the posts ba-fucking-dum-tsh
Hymn
I'm fucking done with you for that.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I love you too Hymn :joy:
Silver Shield
Glad I could assist you in your war crimes
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I think what i just did is banned in the Geneva Convention. My trial is in 2 weeks
Hymn
<3
Lula Vieve
What's a lolcow
Lucid Melody
I noticed a couple people have me blocked because when they like posts, their name shows up as black.
Demonic H. Hooves
and yet we will never know the amount or fucking why
Apex Mist
I understand a couple since I spoke to them at least before they did so, which showed context. Silver blocked me day 1 without me saying a thing to him.
Lucid Melody
I know the reason why they did. I wouldn’t care to know about how many people have blocked me cause then I would sit there and get all self conscious and wonder why and who else would’ve done it 😅
Ephemlemia Spring
I think one person has me blocked, they're banned, and the famous ERP solicitor is the only one I've got blocked right now.
Princess Neon Synthwave
Is it funny I know who you’re talking about. Weirdly enough he’s got me blocked
Ephemlemia Spring
a good chunk of the site knows who it is, there's zero subtlety with him
Silver Shield
*eyes emoji*
Princess Neon Synthwave
Pretty much. The first message I always get is “oh I want to do slice of life erp.”
Liath Mac Medb
Two that I know of? Which is fine, they're toxic af anyway.
Cynbel Ferode
I wanna know who blocked me. :c Dunno if anyone has. But I wanna know.
Princess Neon Synthwave
Neon places a block on his head. “I have blocked you!” She cackled
Mentis Soliloquy
Just be careful on what you say here guys and girls, don't say anything that will cause drama as that would be against the rules.
Princess Corona Lionheart the IV
Funny thing is, I have the most blocked users on CA. I blocked everyone c:
Ambient Waves
I blocked myself! So that makes 1.
Princess Corona Lionheart the IV
oh me too
Ambient Waves
Like I can't see my own posts
Princess Corona Lionheart the IV
wait, seriously?
Mentis Soliloquy
If you can't submit a bug report
Midnight Story
I can switch accounts and unblock myself on the account I blocked. It should allow me to see my posts
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