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Demonic hooves

Male. Lives in the badlands,  Equestria. Born on July 23, 1994
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Demonic hooves
**demonic buys a book called "how to be normal" but it turns out to be 9000 pages of "don't be demonic hooves" over and over.** "well buck"
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Amari
“Swear jar!”
Emery de Cleyre
**fuck
Demonic hooves
".....over and over.** "fuck buck" like that?
Amari
“Swear jar! Twice”
Bright Brave
Pay the pony Emery
Emery de Cleyre
No.
Scarlet Serenade
May this lift you right into the Christmas spirit with me.
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Ambient Waves
Need to replay that game. Anyone up for a heist sometime?
Scarlet Serenade
mhm
Bright Brave
Good God.
Demonic hooves
This is such a trip, at first i was screaming thinking it was normal Christmas music, then like the middle part kicked in. now i'm just confused so thank you. . .i. . . .i think i'm more in the Christmas mood?
Scarlet Serenade
Embrace it
Scarlet Serenade
May this lift you right into the Christmas spirit with me.
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Demonic hooves
**demonic sets up a 76 mm air-defense gun on his roof** "I can't wait for that fat fuck to try to fly over. i'm waiting for you!"
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Brimstone Allimine
"You know that santa isn't real and your parents or guardian is the one giving you gifts? Think about it. How could a presumed 300 pound tomato man go down a slim chimney?" He squinted.
Demonic hooves
"we fucking live in a world with dragons, demons, magic, sea ponies, changelings, and and what ever the HELL you are. . . and the idea that a pony can't use magic to fly and give gifts is to crazy?"
Brimstone Allimine
"Really didn't answer my question. While your not wrong... And rude. Besides all that... What's wrong with gifts? Are you scared of Santa Clause. Also Santa is based off a fella who is dead. Saint Nicklaus."
Demonic hooves
"look! i'm not scared of him! I HATE HIM! he brings JOY to ponies! HE SPREADS HAPPINESS! anyone doing that must DIE! and this is the year it happens okay! so help me set up the other cannons or get lost!"
Brimstone Allimine
"As much as a heretic I am. I'd rather not deal with that kind of nonsense. Besides, he's obviously old. What makes you think he's not immortal or some god with powers beyond simply giving presents. Or rather if he had some magic to deflect the weapons power. Silly." He squinted and shook her head.
Demonic hooves
**as he holds in tears** "i have to try damn it! if this dosn't work then next year i will coat my bullets in demon blood! if that dosn't work i will make a pact with the void master! I will not give up till the fat man is DEAD! DEAD!"
Lana Avalon
76mm air defense gun? Like the one comin to WT?
Jacko
"Demonic I know you have a record of doing crazy things....BUT THIS IS GOING TO FAR!!!!"
Demonic hooves
"DAMN IT JACKO! the fat man must DIE! if he's going to give me coal i'm going to give him LEAD!"
Jacko
"Have you ever consider he put you on the NICE list this year?!!? So PLEASE IN GODS NAME PUT THAT THING AWAY!"
Demonic hooves
"i'm permanently on the naughty list! i even have the coal from the last few years to throw at him! this year HE DIES!"
Captain Sky N Nova
"Ok....while I like your style you should go for a 57MM autocannon. That way you get more than one shot."
Demonic hooves
"do you know ware i can get one? for you have NO IDEA what i had to go through to get this baby"
Captain Sky N Nova
"I don't think I'm at liberty to say but given that you're still alive I'm assuming you ave proper clearance for that..."
Demonic hooves
"i don't how you correlated me being alive and me having clearance. I just had to rob the right world war two museum and find the right parts to fix it!"
Waste
The probe went around, and fortified the defense by warping in pylons and photon cannons. There's no such a thing as overkill when it comes to flying fatties.
Demonic hooves
"god damn! you are the best little drone nugget thing i've ever seen! keep up the good work!"
Bright Brave
*Bright sets up his 88mm system*
Scarlet Serenade
**Meanwhile, Demonic can be seen clearly wearing a santa hat**
Demonic hooves
"To all the poor ponies that have to work retail jobs during the holiday season I say. HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THE IDIOTS SHOPPING AND THEIR GOING TO WORK YOU TO THE BONE! AHH...View More
Scarlet Serenade
**pat pat**
Pandora
“Thank you?” She Rolls her eyes
Demonic hooves
"enjoy working on Christmas eve!" *AHAHAHAHA*
Pandora
“Enjoy being a jerk”
Acry Weaver
"Thanks for the reminder, dude." ;n;
Bright Brave
;3;
Demonic hooves
Stallion "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" demonic "stealing presents from orphans" Stallion "that's HORRIBLE! STOP" demonic "oh come on! when you think about it, this is only the second worst thing that's happ...View More
Commander Wyatt Ryder
(HAHAHAHAHA!! Oh Lord, that's fantastic)
Demonic hooves
the comment laughing at my joke. . . has more likes then the joke. .. the fuck?
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Charmy Glow
(That is way too funny! XD)
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Demonic hooves
fail link is fail
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Capital H. Cheers autocorrect
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Should work now unless the vid doesn't work in your country *shrug*
Emery de Cleyre
//What's the first?
Demonic hooves
// they found out the Easter bunny isn't real
Emery de Cleyre
//That's not so bad.
Demonic hooves
"hello, i would like to buy one marefreind please, i can pay in cash, gold, souls or what ever. just deal me one damn it!"
Jacko
"You must be bucking desperate Demonic"
Demonic hooves
"and what? you're not?"
Jacko
"I'm not looking for a marefriend as you are dude, but hey I wish you luck!"
Sand Dune
"Dress em all cute and he can be whatever you want him to be. I mean he already looks girly enough." She grimaced.
Pandora
Pan shoves a homeless one towards Demonic “she’s free”
Abby
"I beat him up on a weekly basis he doesn't want me. And I am certainly NOT free I run off booze. Pay me." she gestures with a hoof at Demonic.
Demonic hooves
"what the. . . i wouldn't want this one! she wouldn't date me back! bring me a different one!"
Raijin_Ha
Counter shoves the other one
Sasha
"Oh? Are kobolds okay? Aaand how long we talking? I could... I could really use the gold right now." Sasha admitted with a sigh.
Demonic hooves
"around. . . . 120 days? how much do i need to pay to get that?"
Sasha
"Hm... 4 months, that's... that's a pretty long time! I was thinking something closer to a few days. I guess I'll have to find a different way to get money."
Faerie
a small price of making pony selling legal is required to buy a marefriend
Demonic hooves
"well what about changelings and bat ponies? they aren't equal to normal ponies so it's okay right?"
Jasmine Green
Um...i don't think that's how it works but what do i know I'm just a mere pegasus-shark pony.
Demonic hooves
"Its how it could work! How much?"
Jasmine Green
I'd go for 5 bits per week or 20 bits per month unless you have a kimono i can have in which case it would be the alternative payment for me
Vee
"You don't buy a girl friend, you earn one!" he nods sagely.
Demonic hooves
"i earned my money, so by buying one. i kinda earned it"
Scarlet Serenade
"Hi"
Bright Brave
NO ILL BUY
Scarlet Serenade
:o
Demonic hooves
"why hello~ how much do you cost"
Scarlet Serenade
“For the low low price of a ring, this Scarlet can be allllll yours!”
Demonic hooves
"whale you be my gf?"
Ambient Waves
"of cause sir, I have 100 OC's lined up and ready from my family for you!"
Demonic hooves
"oh shit! hell yeah! what' the price?"
Ambient Waves
"for all 100 or just one?"
Demonic hooves
"the hottest one! that one!"
Ambient Waves
"Well I am off the market at the moment, cause that only is me~ but the next cutest would be Aurora a white pegasus who loves the snow and leaves a trail of the Aurora Borealis when she flys.. Shes rather cute and very shy most of the time in and off."
Demonic hooves
"Perfect! how much? like is this going to break the bank?"
Feitan
"Seems legit"
Red Ink
Red Ink gestured toward a diamond dog in drag standing beside her, his arms covered in identical rose tattoos. He was scowling at them both. "I head you're more of a... passive... lover, so I figure a tough girl like this'd be a perfect Yang to your Yin." She now expected to be paid.
Demonic hooves
"I don't know how to say this but uh. . . you know. . . **he rubs the back of his head** I kinda want to buy a. . . you know. . . a good looking mare? or at lest one with a good personality? i thank you for the offer but i must say no"
Demonic hooves
Demonic "eh, I like imperial units. The units are based on real world things, like how one foot is one stride, so it makes getting rough measurements easy." most of the world "oh okay, cool. . . no on...View More
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Phoenix Genevieve
Fahrenheit is really dumb, though
Demonic hooves
i don't see why. . . i mean 70F Is a nice day. 30F is cold. . . who cares if it was any different like. . .6000F was a nice a day and 30000F was cold. it's just a way to help us measure stuff
Phoenix Genevieve
Those numbers are basically random and have no meaning. With Celsius, water freezes at 0, and boils at 100. The whole system works based on that. It's smarter than saying that water arbitrarily freezes at -30 and boils at 80 or whatever it is
Demonic hooves
it doesn't matter though. you need to learn that water freezes at 0C, or it freezes at 32F. it's just a way to measure things
Sasha
Fahrenheit 451 sounds a lot cooler than Celsius 233 though.
Scarlet Serenade
I find fahrenheit very easy. 0 is freezing! and 100 is hotter then hell. So like, its pretty simple numberwise. Where Celsius, which I haven't learned, kind of just uses numbers thrown out there
Demonic hooves
((you got them backwards))
Scarlet Serenade
0 Fahrenheit is freezing..... 100 Fahrenehit is hot.... Thats-thats not backwards bb...
Demonic hooves
water freezes at 32F and boils at 212F. . . in Celsius it's 0 freeze, 100 boil.
Phoenix Genevieve
And that makes more sense than a range of 0-100? We count in base 10, so 0-100 is a much easier range to work with
Scarlet Serenade
I wasnt talking about that though. I was just saying that the averages in terms of temeratures in general are 0 when its in the coldest of winter, and 100 in the hottest of summer. I wasn't referring to freezing or boiling temps at all ^^
Seir
Metric really is the best way to do everything though, only cavemen measure things with their feet >:c
Scarlet Serenade
Metric certainly is the logical measurement. But when you grow up using the other it can be hard for an entire country to convert :c
Demonic hooves
thank you for proving my point.
Seir
Tbf I've seen a lot of pound stuff here on Europe, the british still use that for everything, feet and inches are my mortal enemies though
Broke
Not saying i chose a side, but if everything is expressed in the same measurement it makes things a lot easier ^~^
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