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Demonic H. Hooves

Male. Lives in the badlands,  Equestria. Born on July 23, 1994
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Demonic H. Hooves
Please make this post gay
Liath Mac Medb
Lyle kisses Demonic right on the mouth, and then proceeds to retch horribly. "Rekt." He chokes.
PB
*insert the weird frog or stuffed animal with weird kissing noises*
Black Parade
Let's hold hooves
Baron Redpath
baron smiles and grabs demmy "hey demmy been a while~" he kisses his neck then right on the lips "fucking message me sometime you ass~"
Dream²
Dream pours Demonic a cup of soy milk.
Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
Ok, I am about to do what is known as a pro-gaymer move. Tags Lula Vieve the biggest gay.
Seir Genevieve
Java Tales
-exists-
Demonic H. Hooves
So let's do it, lets just fucking do the worst thing possible. LETS FUCKING TRY TO RP ONLY USEING MEME'S What I mean is, i will post the """""""starter"""""" and you post a meme as a move. . . don...View More
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Abby
Demonic H. Hooves
// I'm in a horrible mood and lack a will to live. So in an effort to feel better, if you post below I will do one of the following A. Try to do something nice for you B. say something nice about you ...View More
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Zaten
*head pats* life will get better soon
Demonic H. Hooves
Don't lie to me. But have a cute changling pic
Zaten
you are good
Abby
Dude I don't even want anything from ya just letting you know I am getting home from a 2 week vacay with family that has opposing political views and I also wanna not exist so like I will get shitfaced in your honor and mine
Demonic H. Hooves
please do, for i gotta work tomorrow so i can't go as crazy as i wanna right now
Cally Ber
And I'm fucking hung over, give me a headache.
Demonic H. Hooves
The best way to deal to deal with a hang over is to drink water and eat something "Fatty" so it's legit a good idea to cook of plate of bacon and have it with water Hope it helps
Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
The hangover cure of egg and salty noodles helps too.
Demonic H. Hooves
eggs are super "fatty" so it's true, it works
Cally Ber
I had ramen 🍜
Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
Good, ramen is good. I love ramen.
Zia and Friends
Don’t worry mate we all have them days.
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus floated down from an umbrella. He passed a box of cookies to Demonic.* Here you go, this could help you.
Neon Synthwave
Sure
Lula Vieve
I've been in a down state of mind for a few days now as well. I hope you kick your shitty mood in the ass, ok? Ok.
Phantom Mane
I don't know what's made you feel this way but I do know you aren't alone. Many people have had this happen to them and while it is unpleasant, they've gotten past it so I know you can, too. If you ever want to talk, I'll try and be free after work. There's also weekends as well. It's always okay to...View More
Demonic H. Hooves
whales
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Bright Brave
Sharks
Rough Winds
harpoon guns
Lula Vieve
frogs
Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
The chemicals turnt them gay though
Poli Star Agasha
Turtles
Thunder Riff
I'm having a whale of a time
Whisper
whale whale whale what do we have here?
Demonic H. Hooves
This is going to be my proff you don't need to put any effort into posts. I dont even recall posting this but it has more comments then most status do
Abby
Post the gif you shitlord
Demonic H. Hooves
don't FUCKING tell me what to do! Now i'm not
Abby
Pwwease do it miwstew demawnic uwu
Demonic H. Hooves
Demonic H. Hooves
// am I the only one that wants to see like. . . A very childish fight done in a courtroom setting? Prosecutor "Your honor, I have a lot of evidence that the defendant is GAY!" lawyer "OBJECTION! My ...View More
Captain Sky N Nova
Trust me, its not just you who wants to see this go down.
Demonic H. Hooves
"I will never be anyone's sunshine. . . Not even going to try to be the one that brightens up ponies day. I just hope I can be their moon, shining brightly in their darkest hour"
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Princess Corona The Hippogriff
“That’s...really deep”
Demonic H. Hooves
"don't get used to it, i will be back to my normal ways soon enough"
Neon Synthwave
((Motivation yet self deprecating. How is this possible
Demonic H. Hooves
// skill. and sadness. . . Mostly skill
Bright Brave
I got your moon right here.
Demonic H. Hooves
// So, fuck it! Let's do something different! For the sake of this scenario, Let just saying starting today there was NO way to use the internet anonymously, you don't even get the illusion. Like if ...View More
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Ephemeria Spring
i'd finally get up and get a life
Bright Brave
He thinks he can just boop me.
Zaten
*shrug* I dunno, maybe what Ephee said.
Scarlet Serenade
I think the hired hitman business would be booming
Phoenix Genevieve
I would invest in some of those sites that lets you mail people poop. They’ll be getting much more business.
Demonic H. Hooves
"there should be a rule if a dog bites someone for no reason, the owner is put down for not raising the dog right"
ChoccyMilk
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
kinglulu
How is reason determined?
Demonic H. Hooves
dogs are angels, if your dog is biting people, you fucked up that dog. so you should be put down
kinglulu
I had a bull dog pup once that would bite people to play, for food, to go outside, etc. I spent 6 months with that pup and raised her like she was my child. Now, she respects me like a god and won't bite people ( if I am there)
Demonic H. Hooves
i all i read was "my dog plays with people and doesn't bite people for i raised her right" so my point stand
kinglulu
No, she still bites people, and destroys property... and bites other dogs. Just not when I'm around
kinglulu
She a mommy too last I heard so...
Demonic H. Hooves
"I, DEMONIC H. HOOVES! Am now running for emperor of canterlotavenue! Now, currently I am running unopposed, but I believe in freedom for ponies! so others may run. BUT you will all vote for me, for w...View More
Frost Bite the Guardian
"Alright, sounds good!" She scribbled down in her notebook. "..don't vote for.. uhhh.. whatever. Forgot the name already." Frost shrugged and trotted off.
Demonic H. Hooves
**demonic and the mare was holding hoofs as the doctor came in** doctor "about the baby" Demonic "give to us straight" doctor "the baby it's. . . . GUNNA BE A 200 INCH 4K PLASMA TV!" Demonic "AAWWW YE...View More
Celtic Cross
I'm going to miss your sh*tposts.
Demonic H. Hooves
am i going somewhere?
Celtic Cross
Someday, one of us is going to log out for the last time. Dunno when, but it's inevitable. I'm just enjoying this while it's around.
Zaten
Celtic has given me something to think about :c
Demonic H. Hooves
yeah. . . kinda. . . a mood killer
Celtic Cross
/just got put in a weird sentimental mood in another post. Sorry m8
Discord, the prettiest boy
"Ugh...parents these days, as long its not a brand new Berkeley Trilene Big Game Monofilament fishing line, then it's a failure, not your pride and joy~" Discord shook his head, smiling while disapproving the stallion
Scarlet Serenade
I know this reference and I love it too much. Wait.. I'm having a 200 inch 4k plasma tv?!
Silver Shield
rip Scarlet
Scarlet Serenade
My poor aching body
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