biggie cheese

Garfield approaches the stage wearing a tuxedo and clears his throat before speaking, "I'm proud to introduce my best friend and musical sensation...BIGGE CHEESE!" Garfield clapped as the morbidly obese rat waddled onto the stage and began to sing,"She call me Mr. BoombasticSay me fantastic touch me on the backShe says I'm Mr. RoMantic, say me fantasticTouch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. RoSmooth, just like the silkSoft and cuddly hug me up like a quiltI'm a lyrical loverNo take me for no filth-"And Biggie Cheese continued for an electrifying two hour set.