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" July 21st 1843 Hours. We were dispatched for a cat stuck in a tree. Upon arrival on scene we discovered an Abyssinian in a tree, dressed in peculiar garb. We made the decision not to contact law enforcement, and set up a 15ft attic ladder to get the feline down. The patient was combative, but had a patent airway and seemed to have normal vitals. Certainly good respiratory function... We cleared the call at around 1915 hours, receiving minor scrapes and abrasions to the scales. After this we notified law enforcement of a possible combative Abyssinian on the loose, and they took it into consideration."