Day 1, of diary, Timothy Hay, on new land. Hello Diary, I'm on a new land mass! And you wanna know what it's like?....Awful. The plant's are terrible, barely edible. The insects are annoying and BREED LIKE RUNEBYNS! More on why I hate those large rodents in disguise latter. The water is salty, no well of fresh water to be found! I told the captain about this, and she just fobbed me off. Me! The head bloody scientist Timothy Hay! Timothy Hay if you please, on thanks to Celestia herself! Though ...