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Yolvuk

Male. Lives in  Beyond Equestria. Born on February 8, 1995
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Unicorn
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Yolvuk
"Hello, 911 there's a handsome stallion in my house, of wait cancel that, its just me"
Serendibite
Are you Johnny Bravo?
Darren Cuffs
Darren busts into the front door, flailing his weapon around while screeching loudly.
Yolvuk
" Is it good or bad that i always see the worst in others?"
Yolvuk
"Stare into the abyss if you must, but be warned, you wont like what you'll see"
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Goddess of the Mad
“Of course you won’t like what you see. All you see is black and it strains your eyes.”
Yolvuk
"But see the madness in it, and tell me what you think"
Goddess of the Mad
“I think I can make better madness than what a void can show me but ok.” Screwball stares deep into the void. She sees a tea party where everyone in it dresses fancy. Screwball leaves after seeing this. “That was a waste of my time.”
Yolvuk
"Look closer, go past the void, see the truth that one dreads to know, the painful truth"
Goddess of the Mad
Screw comes back and stares back into it more intensely. She sees that her father is having tea with a yellow pegasus. She is confused. How could this be. How could such a void be giving one such a headache that they need freakin aspirin. “Yep I already know this fact so get on with this void.” She ...View More
Yolvuk
The void shows a crazed grey unicorn with purple hair pushing the pone down into the abyss. While eating pineapple with pizza toppings
Princess Corona
Can I jump into it so I don't come back ever?
Flash Wilson
"The abyss needs more light- I can't even see inside!"
kinglulu
I mean ... won't I see the abyss?
Mint Leaf
To quote Death "It's blue"
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt looks into the abyss. "Oh, it's my soul. Interesting..."
Amethyst the Hippogriff
"Oh look! So that's where I left the shattered remains of my heart" "Woah! There's a lot of good stuff in here. Lott'a broken dreams."
Yolvuk
"Ouch"
Amethyst the Hippogriff
"I died inside years ago." As she takes a closer look her face soured "Look at all these dreams of being royalty. Wow..."
Yolvuk
"Want some vodka?"
Amethyst the Hippogriff
"More of a white wine kinda gal, but sure. What's the worst that could happen?"
Yolvuk
"Loss of memory, blurred vision, heightened bravery, slower reactions, slurred speech, and you become stupid. "
Seir Genevieve
"When I stare into the abyss it looks away because I intimidate him"
Fable Daydreams
"Good friends are like stars you don't always see them but you know they are there.” -Christy Evans I feel like calling out people so Yolvuk your firsts! I swear why do have to be from across the wo...View More
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Yolvuk
"Anyone want to lease my soul? I need foods"
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Seir Genevieve
I’ll take it for 100 pineapples
Yolvuk
"No meat?"
Seir Genevieve
Okay, half those pineapples can be ham instead
Yolvuk
So Pineapple and ha...oh...you sick moster, oh god. I knew demons were evil but damn. This is a whole other level. This makes Satan look more holy than the pope.
Seir Genevieve
c:<
Yolvuk
I'll give my soul to you, if for you to never make that deal again.
Spectral Flame
"Ill take it for 73 taco's and a coupon for a free pizza"
Seir Genevieve
“74 and 2 coupons”
Spectral Flame
"Silence demon! you just offered pineapple and ham!"
Seir Genevieve
“I can make as many offers as I can”
Spectral Flame
"Ill take the soul and personally cook!"
Yolvuk
no tacos, all the pizza.
Yolvuk
// huh "Army rolling" your clothes really does make them more compact. this changes everything.
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Zirx the Hound
//this applies to anything that can be rolled.
Yolvuk
// Well this is a method for packing clothes. Making it more compact. You can roll pizza dough but not in this way.
Phoenix Genevieve
Have you ever rolled up a pizza and eaten it like a burrito? It's actually really great if you want to eat it while walking around
Yolvuk
I have.
Yolvuk
"Mmm id sell my soul for a doughnut"
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Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
"Hey stop stealing my culture."
Seir Genevieve
"Boom baby"
Yolvuk
"So, ots a deal? You give me the best tasting doughnut, and when i finish it, you get my soul?"
Seir Genevieve
"Tempting but I'll switch it up a little. I get your soul at the end of your lifetime. How does that sound? That way you can't eat everything except the last bite and escape the contract."
Phoenix Genevieve
"Soul first. I've seen where this goes - you leave one last bite and he never gets your soul. YOU CAN FOOL HIM BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL A FOOL."
Phoenix Genevieve
"FUCK HE WAS TOO FAST"
Seir Genevieve
Seir sweats nervously, he looks at Phoenix then at Yolvuk and doesn't know what to say. He then becomes embarrassed. "I knew about that trap :c"
Bright Brave
One corn chip.
Yolvuk
Maybe i'll use this pone for a bit.
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