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Rita Vezpyre

Rita Vezpyre

Born on December 26, 1990
Race
Equine / Dullahan
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
Hyperactive mare of the depth's, daughter of Maxh and creator of drinks!
Dullahan with very odd origins.
Roleplay Universe
Equestria
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Rita Vezpyre
Rita has gathered up the ingredients, not for a brew no. But a BBQ, trying to learn how to make them like her dad does it's more complicated than she initially thought. All these roasted forest mushr... View More
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Rita Vezpyre
She also shattered her bathtub, for trying to take a bath, knowing well only shower works for her. "... Don't rat me out, it was an accident" When her body is submerged into water, her body weight b... View More
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Rita Vezpyre
Rita is observing what's happening, with a thermos full of her brewed hot choccly, and she chews a piece of the thermos. "Crazy town, I like it!"
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Lambia
Lambia throws her own head at the horse. Unfortunately, the rest of Lambia is still attached.
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Rita Vezpyre
"Oh sounds like home, niice! here have some, since you don't seems pastel-magical enough like me!." horses apparently here don't eat meat which is weird for Rita she'll chunk a piece of some whale if it just swims close to her at the seas, and offers a box with some dried fish, pretty good with the ... View More
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Lambia
Horses are opportunistic omnivores, and Lambia is very opportunistic. She takes far more than a polite amount of what's offered. Lambia is largely ignorant to the sizzle of fusewire crackling away into the distance. Or perhaps more, nonplussed. She takes a deep huff of that caramel hued cigarillo, a... View More
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Rita Vezpyre
"I don't know? I just arrived here like... three years, everyone eats flowers and grass, and they told me I'm not pastel magical enough, whatever that is." Lambia shall obtain the box of dried fish, crunchy, and the explosion should be heard down below, the fuse was that long it was traveling for a ... View More
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Slendermane
(Slender would try to hide and not look out of place, but jokes on him, anyone would notice)
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Slendermane
(He'd look around to see if someone else was around that she were waving at, when he noticed it was him she was waving at, he slowly approached her, almost like he was scared to get caught). "Hello there, I noticed you waved at me, are you not scared of my existence?"
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Rita Vezpyre
"Huuuh no, not really, why would I. I'm afraid more when my head gets eaten by the creatures of the depth, where the light never reaches at the seas, those are spooky"
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Slendermane
(He'd sit for a moment and try to contemplate how a fish could be scarier than him, had he failed his task?) "Huh, well, usually most I come across run away when they see me, there are a few that try to look tough, but they can not defeat me, no matter how serious they try to look, though, it's not... View More
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Yami Crosshide
oh i see you creatures are evolving now, isnt the taste of metal funky? me personally i prefer factory steel as it has a sort of burnt taste to it
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Rita Vezpyre
"Happy thingie! new year!" Rita replied after opening her window, it's brewing time. She will also be going to annoy the bats soon.
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Rita Vezpyre
Rita has produced the latest kegs of root beer, the ingredients were pretty simple, she never had that but if they want that might as well. And her regular concoctions. Pushing the kegs into the stor... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pull himself out from a magician hat. With a bow and smile, he waved. He then passed a large gift over to the pony.* Happy Birthday to you!
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Rita Vezpyre
And they ask how old is Rita now? "I am 21! I had to get my brewing license at 18 because they'll keep pestering dad as why a headless little girl was making booze, which is crazy... in Arabian lands ... View More
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Bright Brave
Sand worms. Mines. Headless foals....
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Rita Vezpyre
Yes?
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Bright Brave
Another beer plz.
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Rita Vezpyre
Morning arrived, birds are chirping and the beauty sleeps under her silky blanket, like a Disney princess the blanket gets pulled away by a whimsical magical wind and reveals, a very messy hair Rita d... View More
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Rita Vezpyre
As the nearest ask Rita if it hurts when her head falls off her neck, she takes a while to reply, deep in thoughts. But no. "Not really, I though everyone could do that, but only seen my Ma' doing it"... View More
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Rita Vezpyre
Rita has finished her latest brews, actually they're just barrels of hot cocoa, tea and other cold-killing beverages, there's one in red that says Dragon's Breath and it's a potent anti freezing booze... View More
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