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Suxortin Snipslous

Male. Lives in Canterlot,  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on October 16, 1995
Race
Earth Pony (Of the Burrowing Variety)
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
The green and black Earth Pony that is Nitroxus is one will always strive to put a smile on somepony's face. He is just too kind to stop it.
Its all Epic! Nitroxus the name, spreading joy is my game, and being wholesome is my fame! I'm not quite tame.
I love to help out and be a supportive friend to all.
Roleplay Type
Asterisk/Dash
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would place many cakes around ponies' kitchens. All made to their favorite flavors too. He even laughed as he left the scene with another 40 cakes. That's like 4 tens. Or possibly, 10 fours.... View More
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Vanil
Suxortin has committed a felony, and will now be hunted down by the law
Like 9 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would walk away from the water tower. He was whistling too. He was happy, since he just placed a microorganism into the water supply. It wouldn't kill anypony. It however will cause everypon... View More
3 people like this.
Glimmer Moon
*glimmer boops the pony as they pass*
Like Yesterday, 9:01 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Choatic much?
Like 13 hours ago
Glimmer Moon
I tend to be yes
Like 12 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Half of my force would be out of commission cause of this.* God damn it.
Like Yesterday, 9:04 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
What about the other half?
Like 13 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
They dont drink the water from Equestria.
Like 12 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Oh...
Like 12 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
they have filters now you yellow piece of shit
Like 15 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
You're going to need more than carbon filter and steel shifters to stop it.
Like 13 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have placed many candles all around Equestria. The scented wax however, was a series of terrible smells and scents. He has even had many of those candles hidden.* Just breathe it all i... View More
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Shifter Burnside
*blowtorces the candles*
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*There were still a lot of hidden candles.*
Like Yesterday, 5:49 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would laugh, as he had unlocked all the cells and cages of both the zoos, and animal shelters. He had released all the wild animals out onto the streets.* Run wild you beasts of nature! Go o... View More
1 person liked this.
Shifter Burnside
*snipes the yellow horse from 3 blocks away* "go meet your maker you slippery piece of butter."
Like April 13, 2026
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3/7
Suxortin Snipslous
*Holds up another Yellow Reverse.* You think I would carry just one?
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
nope *block*
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Yellow Skip you!
Like Yesterday, 5:51 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would be smoking a lot of cigars and cigarettes. He would do this, not because he enjoyed it. He did it to make the entire area smell back. His body would natural repel the harsh toxins off ... View More
2 people like this.
Yami Crosshide
*the smoke was then all inhaled by the one being that it cant hurt....yami....he thinks its a cloud form of cottoncandy*
Like April 11, 2026
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3/9
Suxortin Snipslous
Well, I'm Yellow due to genetic traits.
Like Yesterday, 5:50 pm
Yami Crosshide
OH NICE YOUR ORGANIC LIKE THE REST OF THEM *he excitingly yelled*
Like 14 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
No. I'm not organic. I have transcended that.
Like 13 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
shift would be smoking with him, and prodding the yellow horse with the hot cigarette butts.
Like April 13, 2026
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3/7
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes. I can do it, pretty easily.
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
are you sure?
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes.
Like Yesterday, 5:50 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would place a bucket worth of crabs into your bed. As for why, you dared to smile in his direction. For that, he had to make you pay.* You don't get to show genuine joy in my presence! *He ... View More
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Shifter Burnside
no u suffer *makes a very large hole in your load-bearing walls so that the moment you get home the building collapses on you*
Like April 13, 2026
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
You do realized that you're just helping me. I don't need a home.
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
these were marked for demolition by suicide bomber anyway, was doing those poor horses a favour
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Why you...?
Like April 14, 2026
Soliana Flare
Yay Free food!
Like April 13, 2026
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3/7
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes I have. No, I don't want any steamed crabs.
Like Yesterday, 6:14 pm
Soliana Flare
More for me.
Like Yesterday, 8:57 am
Suxortin Snipslous
Have fun, now bye. *He would float away.*
Like 13 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin replaced all the peanut butter for cinnamon butter. He was doing a light crime for today, he was tired.* Who shoots a criminal for trying to help them lose some weight? #rp
1 person liked this.
Shifter Burnside
me *spins up minigun*
Like April 10, 2026
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3/11
Suxortin Snipslous
*I'm sorry Shifter, I'm afraid that I can't do that.*
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
*sysrebootforcedelete*
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Boot Load Error.*
Like Yesterday, 5:50 pm
Saturn Ring
Yum! Could've sworn I bought peanut butter, but, eh...
Like April 13, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
How are you finding good in this?
Like Yesterday, 5:50 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would placed many traps along the ground. These traps included, landmines, claymores, bear traps, pit falls, quicksand, mousetraps, box traps, tied off branches, and even rope traps. All hid... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman looked up to see Suxortin floating ahead. The fella looks eager, too eager... Must have some sort of trap or even multiple traps. Why would he float up there otherwise? I mean he's looking straight at me like some towering cat wielding evil person. "You must think you're real cute, huh?!"... View More
Like April 8, 2026
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
I do these, as a way to bring some excitement. Like burning some ants. Now, what is this Hollow Body?
Like April 10, 2026
Dr. Norman Reiner
"What is it?" Norman would look up and grin smugly. "A man who gives up everything... Everything to protect his people. That is The Hollow Body. A sword against evil and a shield for the downtrodden." His tired eyes widen. "That is who I am and who Inspire to be. Hollow to fill with the happin... View More
Like April 10, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
How about I ruin your day, maybe I can get some joy from that.
Like April 11, 2026
Soliana Flare
*she'd shrug before just walking through all of the traps like it was a simple thing for her then grabbing her sunglasses that he stole* You do know my body is hot enough to burn wood and melt metal right?
Like April 9, 2026
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
You do realize that diamonds are worthless.
Like April 10, 2026
Soliana Flare
Are they? I thought they were really expensive.
Like April 11, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Casually explains how diamonds are truly worthless, due to the fact that there is 1 company in the entire world that has a near 95% monopoly hold on all diamond mining. Due that, that same company charges those high cost on selling the gem back, since the gem isn't really rare. Its just that compan... View More
Like April 11, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would notice suxortin and use my sword to trigger one trap, which would cause a chain reaction to trigger all the traps. At the end of it all, I would just adjust my shades and walk away.*
Like April 11, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Stop cutting into my hobby!
Like April 11, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Your hobbies might hurt someone.
Like April 11, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
That's what they are for.
Like April 11, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have paved all the roads, sidewalks, and all public walking zones. There was 1 problem though. He place microscopic Lego bricks, sharp microplastics and loose nettles. Causing everypon... View More
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Aux "Skully" Cord
Aux puts on THE IRON HOOVES, and simply walks, crunching through the freshly paved roads.
Like April 8, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
You ruined this. I was having fun with this, and you ruined it.
Like April 8, 2026
Aux "Skully" Cord
"its just my purpose, also i wana know how are you controlling his body so perfectly?" AU crunches through the asphalt scattering stinnging shards over the ground. "are you like some shadow version of him? or is it you are a virus splicing your code with his or what?"
Like April 10, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
What you talking about? This is my body.
Like April 10, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would look at his watch, as he looked at the time. After a bit, he looked the town clock and chuckled. For you see, the yellow devil had placed every clock in Equestria off by the minimum of... View More
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Shifter Burnside
*resets all clocks* "i fucking hate this yellow guy."
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
I hate you too.
Like April 7, 2026
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