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Suxortin Snipslous

Male. Lives in Canterlot,  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on October 16, 1995
Race
Earth Pony (Of the Burrowing Variety)
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
Foolish Mortals! Bask in my perfection! You will all fall short of me, the Superior Lifeform that is me! Suxortin! Nopony can dare be a threat to me. I will destroy all that dare threaten my greatness.
Roleplay Type
Asterisk/Dash
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin has unleashed all the animals in the zoos to the public. He even made sure to place fireworks around to spook the animals.* Ha! #rp
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Resi LOKFIL
[my friend who works at the zoo is probably completely devastated] *Me getting groceries* ah finally some me time... So what do i need, i need some pizza, some yogurt, bread and ban..ba ... Thats a monkey in the store... Eh ive seen worse *tries to get some bananas* Hey there buddy just need some..... View More
Like 23 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Sux would ride on the back of a white tiger.* How goes your troubles?
Like 9 hours ago
Former Corporal Spinneret
Spins sighed. "I can't believe PETA would do this..."
Like 19 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
What, I did it! Not Peta.
Like 9 hours ago
Former Corporal Spinneret
"No, no, I'm pretty sure this is a PETA stunt..."
Like 8 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Waling home, you would find that the sidewalks were replaced with pillows that shaped like sidewalk concrete. The mailboxes were replaced with nothing more than 3-D painted line art. Even the grass w... View More
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DeathWish
yesh *lays on the pillows* comfy
Like April 23, 2025
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3/18
DeathWish
*grabs his tail with maw and hangs on*
Like 9 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Let go of my tail.
Like 9 hours ago
DeathWish
*doesnt let go*
Like 9 hours ago
Dr. Normodd
Dr. Normon would have opened the door to aim his revolver at his head. "Clean this shit up. I'm tired of you people showing up at my door. Then again, maybe I wanna see what you become when I shoot." He squinted.
Like April 23, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
Shoot me if you think that can kill me.
Like Yesterday, 5:32 pm
Dr. Normodd
"Kill you? Nah. These don't kill people, but your internal organs will have little bits of ME in them. You'll suffer for it but please... Keep trying the tough guy act." Hollow Body would grit his teeth. "You could be made of pure titanium, won't stop the Hollowing." He leans in, his silver eyes lo... View More
Like Yesterday, 8:10 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*The Golden Devil would look back into those eyes. He would grin insanely to show sharp pearly tombstone whites.* Well, interesting gun you have there. You should know this, I'm not bound by mortal flesh like you and the others. *Suxortin would lift his hoof, and it would transformation into 3 claw... View More
Like Yesterday, 9:49 pm
Chase
I'm pretty sure messing with someone's mailbox like that is a federal offense, and you've done this to every mailbox in the street so thats like....at least a few dozen counts of that federal offense.
Like April 24, 2025
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3/4
Chase
Courts? Oh no cupcake you're messin with the secret postal service now.
Like Yesterday, 10:37 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
The postal service has a secret service? Hmmm.
Like 9 hours ago
Chase
Yes, the postal service has a crimes division, and its taken very seriously.
Like 8 hours ago
Resi LOKFIL
*stand's at my disfigured home door from last time* You know after all ive seen you do, it doesn't surprise me anymore. *Looks at the sidewalk* at least its not burning anymore.... *Looks at suxortin* ... Its better than last time *tries to slowly close the door*
Like April 24, 2025 Edited
Suxortin Snipslous
Wait what? It supposed to be worse. What is going on?
Like Yesterday, 5:34 pm
Resi LOKFIL
*the door closes*
Like 23 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
I must make it more evil now.
Like 9 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would laugh while standing on a tall telephone pole. Below, the yellow devil had made sure to place a lot of strange pranks all around. He replaced all the jars of pickles with nothing more ... View More
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Gloom The Clown
Gloom would gasp nearby as she would say, "Oh, no! My pickles! They have turned... Well, they are still pickled so... So, giant pickles! Neat!"
Like April 22, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
Pickled in dish soap?
Like April 23, 2025
Resi LOKFIL
.... My mouth is dry and and my peanut butter and jelly sandwich wich... Is now truly a sand witch Leaves me with a unsatisfied feeling of dread and unease that more stuff like this is gonna come... *Continues to go for his favorite pickles* You gotta be kidding me
Like April 23, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Like Yesterday, 6:13 pm Edited
Resi LOKFIL
| I see you found the font colors |
Like April 24, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes
Like Yesterday, 5:34 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin could be seen in front of his bunker, as many of own cloned bodies and debris littered the place. He would be gritting his fangs.* That blasted rabbit....attacked my bunker...left these thin... View More
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Yami Crosshide
*yami is wondering around, casually gathering the bodies* i wonder if he plans on letting theses go to waste
Like April 22, 2025
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3/8
Yami Crosshide
exactly, food IS fuel. much better then lamely merging with them and getting their pain...just eat them and use them as fuel
Like Yesterday, 10:43 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
My bodies aren't food! *The bodies would start to break apart into dust particles. The particles moving to Sux's body.* See?
Like 9 hours ago
Yami Crosshide
*he pouts* eating is better...
Like 9 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*In the neighborhood, of where Suxortin's bunker would be. You could hear many gunshots and explosions. You could see a large bipedal rabbit, in full tactical gear, doing a solo raid on the bunker. Th... View More
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Yami Crosshide
*yami would emerge from the ground and stare* oh man wonder what is happening here
Like April 22, 2025
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3/7
Suxortin Snipslous
Its my brand of cereal. He can go buy his own.
Like Yesterday, 9:33 pm
Yami Crosshide
make more and sell it to him? *he shrugs*
Like Yesterday, 10:42 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Its my cereal. He should get his own at the store, like any other pony. I swear he does this to prove some sick point of his.
Like 9 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*You would see on the news that a yellow menace was out. The APB was warning that this golden devil has stolen 50 cakes. That's as many as 5 Tens, and that's just plain evil.* *Suxortin would laugh a... View More
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DeathWish
*throws baseball bat at him*
Like April 19, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
*Splits his shoulder in half to catch it.* Ha!
Like April 19, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would be sitting at a lounge area. He had a bright yellow landline phone with a black handle beside him. He was waiting for a certain call.* I paid him so much bits, how hard is it for them ... View More
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Yami Crosshide
*yami would appear behind the creature* hellow yellow fellow? whatcha doin
Like April 19, 2025
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3/14
Yami Crosshide
not many quadrupedals are as bright yellow as you...i mean i met this one yellow creature with pink hair but even she wasnt as bright of a yellow as you
Like Yesterday, 10:42 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Is that an insult or a compliment?
Like 9 hours ago
Yami Crosshide
i dont know it was more of a factual statement
Like 9 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have several cakes on table, open to the public. They were free to eat or look at. There was exactly 50 cakes. Of various kinds and colors. He looked smug with all this cake.* #rp So... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
What's the catch...
Like April 17, 2025
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
*The cakes were good and tasty.* Yes... eat up.
Like April 18, 2025
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
OM NOM NOM
Like April 21, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
Good
Like April 21, 2025
Pepper Snap
If only I ate cake x3
Like April 18, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
Tell somepony about these 50 cakes.
Like April 18, 2025
Yami Crosshide
*yami would trot up to the table* oooo cake
Like April 18, 2025
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3/11
Suxortin Snipslous
Just take a cake.
Like April 22, 2025
Yami Crosshide
*he takes one* well alright
Like April 22, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
Thank you.
Like Yesterday, 7:14 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin was eating from a bag of chips. He was also sitting on the back of a boulder He was taking his time. Just in time for you to notice that the entire ground before you was covered with fire an... View More
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Resi LOKFIL
[resi finally escaped the city and was on a nice stroll through the forest] finally some peace from the ... Chaos from the city...i think i can still hear their screams...*a cold shiver ran down resi's spine after he thought about it... But also ... Some fire ants...* What.. why are there so man... ... View More
Like April 17, 2025
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3/4
Resi LOKFIL
*starts to feel them to bite* ow- ah---- ow-- ah ---shit- shit- shit -shit -shit *starts to take up in the air* ow-ow- ow -ow -ow *tries to desperately knock all if the remaining ants off him*
Like April 17, 2025
Resi LOKFIL
No i don't want any chips goddamn it *finally managed to get them all off* why is it that you are always there to ruin my day HMPF, ILL BE GOING NOW
Like April 17, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes my ants. Wage war on this pitiful world!
Like April 18, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
*When you finally woke up for the day, you would find yourself in a bright white stainless room. You was cuffed to the bolted down chair and table. There was an IV drip in your dominant arm, with a st... View More
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Yami Crosshide
ooo i love games *he tried to sit up...the cuffs creaked so he decided to not be rude and break the strange creatures stuff*
Like April 18, 2025
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3/24
Yami Crosshide
*he freezes in place*
Like 9 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Sux would sharp intake air.* Just let him do his strange thing....
Like 9 hours ago
Yami Crosshide
*hasnt moved yet...*
Like 9 hours ago
Yearling Writer
Yearling looked around the room for a moment, trying to figure out what was going on before his eyes settled on Suxortin. "H-Hey, what's going on?" He asked, now looking to the IV of purple liquid. "And what is that?"
Like April 18, 2025
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3/13
Suxortin Snipslous
I mean you could, just don't think you could hurt it in anyway.
Like April 23, 2025
Yearling Writer
//Sorry, am have been really sidetracked lately Yearling looked even more confused now, then said. "Alright" It was definitely clear, Yearling had no idea what he was in for.
Like 19 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
//Its alright *The tank was made around Yearling, they were given a water rebreather, allowing them to freely breathe in the water. In front of him was a large mantis shrimp that was about half of Yearling's size.*
Like 9 hours ago Edited
Eightbit (changeling #33147)
Eight flexes his muscles hard, the cuffs groaning in response "huh, strong cuffs. What did I do to make you want to do this to me? I mind my own business most of the time." He says, staring across the table
Like April 22, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
Pick 1 of 13 cards, one of which could be your own freedom. The other 12 will be experiments. Only have go through 3 of them.
Like April 22, 2025
Eightbit (changeling #33147)
"fine... 12."
Like April 23, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
*The 12th Card would reveal itself.: Cutting Box.* Oh, the Cutting Box! This is going to be a fun one for me. I hope you had all of your shots.
Like April 23, 2025
Rabble Rouser
Whats da rules?
Like April 22, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
Select a card between 1 and 13. One will be your freedom, the others will be experiments that I will run on you. There are 3 rounds.
Like April 22, 2025
Rabble Rouser
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... View More
Like April 22, 2025
Suxortin Snipslous
*The 3rd Card would reveal itself: Acoustic Barrier.* Odd, the Acoustic Barrier. Such a strange pick for you. Well, you are to have to walk through a set of obstacles of sound.
Like April 22, 2025
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