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Suxortin Snipslous

Male. Lives in Canterlot,  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on October 16, 1995
Race
Earth Pony (Of the Burrowing Variety)
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
The green and black Earth Pony that is Nitroxus is one will always strive to put a smile on somepony's face. He is just too kind to stop it.
Its all Epic! Nitroxus the name, spreading joy is my game, and being wholesome is my fame! I'm not quite tame.
I love to help out and be a supportive friend to all.
Roleplay Type
Asterisk/Dash
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Suxortin Snipslous
Roll for Initiative! *Suxortin was holding a large war hammer, aimed towards you.* Beat a mere 8, and I will allow to live. #rp
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Sunshine Serenade (Mods)
Andromeda Flemish requested: /roll 1d20
1 roll(s) of D20 dice
Roll results: 10 = 10

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Like 11 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
" :D "
Like 11 hours ago
Nar Yakushi
“You dare oppose the forever DM? Apologize for this disturbance, and I may not flub my rolls in my advantage for this encounter.”
Like 11 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would leave IRS Main HQ. For he had completely messed up the filing systems. Causing the entire bureau to need to do an audit in the morning. He yawned.* Not easy screwing over a government ... View More
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Shifter Burnside
thanks for helping actually, now we only have to do our taxes next year!
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Wait what? How would that be helpful?
Like 12 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Yoshi would be proud.
Like 22 hours ago
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
What's Tax Fraud?
Like 12 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...What you just basically did. You blowing up the IRS Main HQ just basically had you commit tax fraud.
Like 12 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Sounds like me, yet I don't recall doing that.
Like 11 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Finally! You did something right! For a good-long-while we can kiss taxes goodbye. Just please tell me you burned some of the documents. If not, that'd just be a missed opportunity. '
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
What are you on about? I did this to cripple this government.
Like 12 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Oh.... Okay then. " Casually pulls out rapier.
Like 11 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
You did what! *Suxortin would flip an entire tree from the root and into the air. He walked over to robot.* You didn't destroy the data center, like commanded you to do? You had 1 job! Just that job! ... View More
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Pizzamovies
Destroying data centers is a thankless job.
Like April 27, 2026
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3/8
Suxortin Snipslous
I killed so many ponies, for an insult like that.
Like April 27, 2026
Chase
Thats just me stating facts. Me insulting you would be me saying you look like someone attacked C3P0 with a can of black spray paint and bad life choices.
Like April 27, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
I don't know what this C3P0 is, yet it sounds like a weakling.
Like Yesterday, 8:01 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
No, you're doing it wrong. *I pull out a card and fling it toward the data center. Out pops Thomas, the Thermonuclear Bomb.* Now hit the deck!
Like April 27, 2026
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3/9
Suxortin Snipslous
'I' wanted it destroyed. As in me, not you! Do you have to ruin my mood every time you see me?
Like Yesterday, 9:35 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
No, not really. Plus, it's destroyed. Did... you want me to rebuild it for you to destroy? *I pull out a card*
Like 12 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
No. You ruined my fun.
Like 11 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
*she'd walk to him poke him once then backs off a bit*
Like Yesterday, 2:18 am
Suxortin Snipslous
*Only a part of his body died. It would then regrow itself.* Did you just try to kill me? You're going to need a lot more power for that to stick.
Like 12 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
Fool... you really think that was all?
Like 12 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Standing still.* Yea, kind of. What is this one of those soul attacks? Won't work on me. No soul for you to touch.
Like 11 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would leave a business office. He just finished lowering everypony's public records. Now, if any country's government were to look into anypony's data, they would find a single txt doc. Whic... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would unveil his recent doomsday weapon. Upon firing it, everypony was reduced to being a foal again. Only he was immune from it.* Yes! With every living being reverted back to an infant, I ... View More
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Shifter Burnside
nope (shift just has less damage because he is transformer)
Like April 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Converts back to seed pod.*
Like April 24, 2026
Shifter Burnside
who me? nope
Like April 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Go back to your larval state.
Like April 25, 2026
Ghostbit
“…” Ghost was floating right behind Sux. Remaining ever quiet
Like April 25, 2026 Edited
Suxortin Snipslous
*Was looking around.* Shouldn't there be more foals out and about?
Like April 25, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*is literally ageless so this is completely useless on her, is also death so yeah...*
Like April 25, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Okay, explain how you're not affected?
Like April 25, 2026
Iridescent_Edge
The one thing he did not account for is their rebellious phase.
Like April 25, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*He had a belt.* Don't make me use it.
Like April 25, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have leaked to the press, all over your terrible secrets.* There we go, free press for all! #rp
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Shifter Burnside
you too *does the same thing* bye
Like April 24, 2026
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
Why are you staring at me like that? Stop it! I command you to stop staring at me.
Like April 24, 2026
Shifter Burnside
youre naked
Like April 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
No I am not.
Like April 25, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...I mean everyone already knows I sleep with a teddy bear. So its not really a secret.
Like April 25, 2026
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3/11
Suxortin Snipslous
Not interested.
Like April 27, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I shrug.* You're just trying to dig up dirt on me, good luck on that endeavor. Both me and my sister dont got anything on us.
Like April 27, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Turns around.* Don't care.
Like April 27, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" No way you got every detail in there. I cover my tracks pretty well. "
Like April 25, 2026
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3/9
Suxortin Snipslous
As deep as they could. Better be worth it. I gave them more than 3 tons of gold.
Like Yesterday, 8:59 pm
Silent V Dusk
Silent had a dead look on his face, fear but not for his dignity. “ …Has the latest issue been released yet? “
Like Yesterday, 5:22 am
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes. Been out since the start of the day.
Like 12 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would use his tail to cut into foundations of Canterlot Castle. He would sigh.* I know this is solid marble, yet how has this place not fallen yet? I cut like, 12 of these pillars so far. Wh... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would walk up, notice Suxortin doing... whatever he was doing and slowly back off.*
Like April 22, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Stop staring at me!
Like April 23, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I have no idea what you're doing and I want no part of it. *I open up and peace out into a Void hole.*
Like April 23, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Thank you for leaving.
Like April 23, 2026
Soliana Flare
*as he was destroying pillars Soliana would be fixing them.*
Like April 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Looks back.* What are you doing?
Like April 24, 2026
Soliana Flare
Hmm Nothing of note. Why?
Like April 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Go and do nothing elsewhere. I'm working here.
Like April 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would stare at the sky.* Oh come on already! I knew I placed it up there! Did it run out a fuel? How is it still not here? *He stood up.* Where the heck are you?! #rp
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Gloom The Clown
"Have you checked... Up your butt and to the left." Gloom honked her blue nose.
Like April 23, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*The Yellow Demon would slowly turn towards to Gloom. Once fully staring at them. He would blink.* I have found it....and you will be the first target of my rage and power. Look up, and tremble in fear. *Above, was a planet breaking meteor in the sky. It was aimed right for Gloom.* Fall
Like April 23, 2026
Gloom The Clown
"And what? Be scared? Give me a break." Gloom drank from her pint of whiskey. "Watch this shit." Gloom opened her phone and said, "Cosmo, honey, I need you to handle that. Thank you, baby doll." Gloom hung up and pointed up as a wave of ungodly magic would wrap around the meteor, slowing crushing i... View More
Like April 23, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Upon having his cheek pinched, his face would fall off. He regrow the head.* Don't patronize me. Who said that was the only one? *Points back at the sky. As now many meteors were falling.*
Like April 24, 2026
Gloom The Clown
"You don't know HOW many people I killed to get where I'm at! You're in Harlow now, not some city slum. You're in the city of screams!" Gloom tugged at her pants as she pulled a book out and a hooded head. Gloom opened the blood covered book as it flipped on its own, her mouth widening artificiall... View More
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3/5
Gloom The Clown
Gloom would grin and laugh, unfazed by his chaos. "Really? Water? A little ground shaking? Come on!" Glooms book would flipp open as words came out of it. An angry voice hidden deep within the book now materialize, "You stupid pony. Shut your trap! I am NEFARIOUS! I am beyond any god. I am anomoulo... View More
Like April 25, 2026
Sunshine Serenade (Mods)
Suxortin Snipslous requested: /roll 1d20
1 roll(s) of D20 dice
Roll results: 12 = 12

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Like April 25, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would be crushed by this display of power. He raised a hoof.* You're not special....
Like April 25, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would chuckle, as he marked every pony with fake mustaches and eyebrows, and fake moles. What was terrible, was that they were marked with tattoo ink. Meaning, he inked these things into you... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Oh hey, thanks for making me look like Luigi! Now I look fabulous.
Like April 21, 2026
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3/8
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
And I like making this less fun for you. I can go all day, as my sister's currently away right now with her husband.
Like April 21, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Why you...
Like April 22, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Just try and stop me. *I smile widely and smugly.*
Like April 22, 2026
Shifter Burnside
so? have you realised you've inked yourself too? *removes first layer of paneling and it is gone*
Like April 22, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Hold still.
Like April 22, 2026
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