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Suxortin Snipslous

Male. Lives in Canterlot,  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on October 16, 1995
Race
Earth Pony (Of the Burrowing Variety)
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
The green and black Earth Pony that is Nitroxus is one will always strive to put a smile on somepony's face. He is just too kind to stop it.
Its all Epic! Nitroxus the name, spreading joy is my game, and being wholesome is my fame! I'm not quite tame.
I love to help out and be a supportive friend to all.
Roleplay Type
Asterisk/Dash
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have paved all the roads, sidewalks, and all public walking zones. There was 1 problem though. He place microscopic Lego bricks, sharp microplastics and loose nettles. Causing everypon... View More
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Aux "Batty" Cord
Aux puts on THE IRON HOOVES, and simply walks, crunching through the freshly paved roads.
Like 8 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would look at his watch, as he looked at the time. After a bit, he looked the town clock and chuckled. For you see, the yellow devil had placed every clock in Equestria off by the minimum of... View More
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Shifter Burnside
*resets all clocks* "i fucking hate this yellow guy."
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
I hate you too.
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would spent the entire day replacing all the salt, sugar with powered sand and white phosphorus. He would wait to see all the small explosions.* Give it a moment. #rp
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Shifter Burnside
*changes all the things' chemical structures so you are back where you started*
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Due to the atomic restructuring, this cause massive amount of radiation to spread. Causing mass sickness.*
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin has just replaced all the door handles of Equestria, with tennis balls painted with super glue.* Good luck on opening and closing doors... #rp
3 people like this.
Aux "Batty" Cord
Aux simply leave the paw stuck to the door and grabs a new one out of their pocket. "I'll be back for you honey don't worry," they whisper to the tarsals as they walk into the store.
Like April 5, 2026 Edited
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
There is a lot of doors, so you will run out.
Like April 6, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"I have more hooves than paws." aux says rattling Thier bag, it clatters loudly, "and I've been working on boneless locomotion so its going to be an interesting few days until I can get those back,"
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
What are you?
Like 23 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*You would get a knock on your door. Upon opening, it was a freshly made pizza of your favorite brand and toppings. It was made to your exact preferences. It came with your favorite to have with pizza... View More
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Fruit Face
*munch* *crunch* Fruit munched away at the pizza. It tasted...off, for a pizza, but he's had worse; Equestrians do have an expansive diet, after all.
Like April 4, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
You're an odd one.
Like April 4, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
... Bold of you to assume I dont like Lego Pieces and Cardboard. *Shoves the "pizza" in my mouth.*
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3/8
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Nah. *My eyes would suddenly invert and I would teleport all over the place.*
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Burn. *A magical crest would appear above them, opening a portal of fire.*
Like 22 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*It would instead activate my fire form.*
Like 10 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
ok so? *nukes him because yes*
Like April 5, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*He would just reform from the explosion and radiation.* You think that is enough to stop me?
Like 23 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent just held the ‘ pizza ‘. “ Next time, put lamb on it. While Legos and cardboard are could for nutrients and fibers, they’re not my favorite toppings. But, thanks anyway. “
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3/4
Silent V Dusk
" And, that's the last time I'm eating something I didn't harvest. " Silent turned around, took the ' pizza ' inside, and closed the door behind him, making sure to lock it. His voice could be heard muffled through the window. " Oh, and thanks for spoiling Dino Nuggies for me! "
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
What the heck are Dino Nuggies?
Like 22 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Dear, Celestia, you really are evil with a body aren't you? "
Like 10 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
//Sending random rps now
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have replaced all the drinking water in town with carbonated water with powdered milk. He would laugh, as you would drink it.* #rp
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Shifter Burnside
*spits it at him, right up his nose*
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Since Suxortin doesn't need to breath, he would just return the spit with the other nostril.* You sicken me.
Like April 3, 2026
Pepper Snap
Pepper enjoys it
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
You're an odd one, aren't you.
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
//Okay, I just learned of a terrible thing just today. Trimz.tv. This is a site that creates/promote AI Anime slop. As for how I learned of it. There was a video on YT that had an episode of the ai an... View More
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Shifter Burnside
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... View More
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
//Who wants a rp with the Yellow Demon?
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Shifter Burnside
no
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Then why even reply?
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*The Golden Scourge would laugh, as he would leave your place of work. Upon walking up to you.* I just placed a mimic in that building, good luck in finding! *He would laugh evilly, as he dispersed in... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
"If I have to play prop hunt for the fourth time this week, I'm gonna start killing the people who is putting them inside."
Like April 2, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Good luck on trying to kill me. *He would pull off his own head.* I'm not a feeble mortal like you.
Like April 3, 2026
Dr. Norman Reiner
"Right. Who's kid is this? I mean the only thing immortal about you is how immortally annoying you are, compounded by neglect. Pop your head off? Immortal? Please. Who isn't now n' days? Doesn't stop me from making them mine." Norman squinted at the yellow sort.
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
I'm no foal. At least I'm able to put my head on and off, since I'm far above flesh and blood.
Like April 4, 2026
The Mimikin
"...." Mimi just stood there, Not knowing Who that pony was, Or Why did they bring them here and placed them within the building. None of this made any sense, And it just pissed Mimi off.
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3/18
The Mimikin
Mimi Stood there, [Just this once... Just this single time.] He thought, As His body began to grow slightly, His Limbs Elongating, their body looking more Monstrous than before till they... Suddenly Lunged towards Suxor. Acting like a Mindless beast.
Like April 6, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*The Golden Scourge would stand still, ad his body would harden.* Waiting to take a bite out of me?
Like April 6, 2026
The Mimikin
Mimi would've increasingly Got faster and Faster Towards Suxor, Priming to Swipe one of their Enlargen Claws towards the Prey.
Like April 6, 2026
Shifter Burnside
*nukes thr building* that should work
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
You angered it. *The mimic was the building!*
Like April 3, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent used his advanced magic to teleport Suxortin in front of him, then pinned him to the ground, having his arm on his throat, making it hard to breathe. Saliva was dripping from his mouth, as he wanted nothing more than to reduce his head to a pile of gore. Then he spoke with a distinct growl in... View More
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3/15
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would raise his brow.* You're being serious right now? I was merely teasing the source of my being. I'm not a real concept, I embody it. As for how I'm immortal, I'm not going to just share that. Not even that emerald idiot can kill me now.
Like April 5, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" In that sense, you would be weaker if the concept you embodied were less known. And, you know, I'm not going to stop fighting. It's literally what I do. Keep peace and order in Equestria. Even if it means I must put my life on the line. If you threaten that, I'll find one way or another to kill yo... View More
Like April 6, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Might as well fire that black hole now then. Since I'm not sharing that info with you. You should know this. *He would crack his neck.* There are things far greater than a mere concept. I should know, since I'm an Constance of reality. Meaning, as long this universe exist, I will exist with it. I'm ... View More
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