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Suxortin Snipslous

Male. Lives in Canterlot,  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on October 16, 1995
Race
Earth Pony (Of the Burrowing Variety)
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
The green and black Earth Pony that is Nitroxus is one will always strive to put a smile on somepony's face. He is just too kind to stop it.
Its all Epic! Nitroxus the name, spreading joy is my game, and being wholesome is my fame! I'm not quite tame.
I love to help out and be a supportive friend to all.
Roleplay Type
Asterisk/Dash
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have placed many candles all around Equestria. The scented wax however, was a series of terrible smells and scents. He has even had many of those candles hidden.* Just breathe it all i... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would laugh, as he had unlocked all the cells and cages of both the zoos, and animal shelters. He had released all the wild animals out onto the streets.* Run wild you beasts of nature! Go o... View More
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Shifter Burnside
*snipes the yellow horse from 3 blocks away* "go meet your maker you slippery piece of butter."
Like 21 hours ago
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
*Yellow Reverse Card.*
Like 7 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
*block reverse*
Like 7 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Holds up another Yellow Reverse.* You think I would carry just one?
Like 7 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would be smoking a lot of cigars and cigarettes. He would do this, not because he enjoyed it. He did it to make the entire area smell back. His body would natural repel the harsh toxins off ... View More
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Yami Crosshide
*the smoke was then all inhaled by the one being that it cant hurt....yami....he thinks its a cloud form of cottoncandy*
Like April 11, 2026
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3/6
Yami Crosshide
hm...sounds boring. why are you yello
Like Yesterday, 9:41 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
What do you mean, why am I yellow? Why are you dark grey?
Like Yesterday, 9:50 pm
Yami Crosshide
i assumed this color was more visible and less...make your eyes bleedy...for normal creatures..
Like 3 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
shift would be smoking with him, and prodding the yellow horse with the hot cigarette butts.
Like 20 hours ago
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
Simple. I will grab you by the throat with my tail, slam you on the ground and then chuck you as hard as I can.
Like 7 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
really?
Like 7 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes. I can do it, pretty easily.
Like 7 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would place a bucket worth of crabs into your bed. As for why, you dared to smile in his direction. For that, he had to make you pay.* You don't get to show genuine joy in my presence! *He ... View More
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Shifter Burnside
no u suffer *makes a very large hole in your load-bearing walls so that the moment you get home the building collapses on you*
Like 20 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would just climb out of the wreckage.* Good thing this isn't my home. I just stay here, and now I don't. To the next house.
Like 8 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
alright *does the same thing for all the usable buildings*
Like 7 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
You do realized that you're just helping me. I don't need a home.
Like 7 hours ago
Soliana Flare
Yay Free food!
Like 7 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
That's not supposed to excite you.
Like 7 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin replaced all the peanut butter for cinnamon butter. He was doing a light crime for today, he was tired.* Who shoots a criminal for trying to help them lose some weight? #rp
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Shifter Burnside
me *spins up minigun*
Like April 10, 2026
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3/9
Suxortin Snipslous
*System Not Recongized.*
Like 7 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
*sysrebootforceinstall ZTechOS-11*
Like 7 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*I'm sorry Shifter, I'm afraid that I can't do that.*
Like 7 hours ago
Saturn Ring
Yum! Could've sworn I bought peanut butter, but, eh...
Like 4 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would placed many traps along the ground. These traps included, landmines, claymores, bear traps, pit falls, quicksand, mousetraps, box traps, tied off branches, and even rope traps. All hid... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman looked up to see Suxortin floating ahead. The fella looks eager, too eager... Must have some sort of trap or even multiple traps. Why would he float up there otherwise? I mean he's looking straight at me like some towering cat wielding evil person. "You must think you're real cute, huh?!"... View More
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
I do these, as a way to bring some excitement. Like burning some ants. Now, what is this Hollow Body?
Like April 10, 2026
Dr. Norman Reiner
"What is it?" Norman would look up and grin smugly. "A man who gives up everything... Everything to protect his people. That is The Hollow Body. A sword against evil and a shield for the downtrodden." His tired eyes widen. "That is who I am and who Inspire to be. Hollow to fill with the happin... View More
Like April 10, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
How about I ruin your day, maybe I can get some joy from that.
Like April 11, 2026
Soliana Flare
*she'd shrug before just walking through all of the traps like it was a simple thing for her then grabbing her sunglasses that he stole* You do know my body is hot enough to burn wood and melt metal right?
Like April 9, 2026
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
You do realize that diamonds are worthless.
Like April 10, 2026
Soliana Flare
Are they? I thought they were really expensive.
Like April 11, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Casually explains how diamonds are truly worthless, due to the fact that there is 1 company in the entire world that has a near 95% monopoly hold on all diamond mining. Due that, that same company charges those high cost on selling the gem back, since the gem isn't really rare. Its just that compan... View More
Like April 11, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would notice suxortin and use my sword to trigger one trap, which would cause a chain reaction to trigger all the traps. At the end of it all, I would just adjust my shades and walk away.*
Like April 11, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Stop cutting into my hobby!
Like April 11, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Your hobbies might hurt someone.
Like April 11, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
That's what they are for.
Like April 11, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have paved all the roads, sidewalks, and all public walking zones. There was 1 problem though. He place microscopic Lego bricks, sharp microplastics and loose nettles. Causing everypon... View More
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Aux "Skully" Cord
Aux puts on THE IRON HOOVES, and simply walks, crunching through the freshly paved roads.
Like April 8, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
You ruined this. I was having fun with this, and you ruined it.
Like April 8, 2026
Aux "Skully" Cord
"its just my purpose, also i wana know how are you controlling his body so perfectly?" AU crunches through the asphalt scattering stinnging shards over the ground. "are you like some shadow version of him? or is it you are a virus splicing your code with his or what?"
Like April 10, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
What you talking about? This is my body.
Like April 10, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would look at his watch, as he looked at the time. After a bit, he looked the town clock and chuckled. For you see, the yellow devil had placed every clock in Equestria off by the minimum of... View More
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Shifter Burnside
*resets all clocks* "i fucking hate this yellow guy."
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
I hate you too.
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would spent the entire day replacing all the salt, sugar with powered sand and white phosphorus. He would wait to see all the small explosions.* Give it a moment. #rp
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Shifter Burnside
*changes all the things' chemical structures so you are back where you started*
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Due to the atomic restructuring, this cause massive amount of radiation to spread. Causing mass sickness.*
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin has just replaced all the door handles of Equestria, with tennis balls painted with super glue.* Good luck on opening and closing doors... #rp
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Aux "Skully" Cord
Aux simply leave the paw stuck to the door and grabs a new one out of their pocket. "I'll be back for you honey don't worry," they whisper to the tarsals as they walk into the store.
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
There is a lot of doors, so you will run out.
Like April 6, 2026
Aux "Skully" Cord
"I have more hooves than paws." aux says rattling Thier bag, it clatters loudly, "and I've been working on boneless locomotion so its going to be an interesting few days until I can get those back,"
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
What are you?
Like April 7, 2026
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