Earth Pony (Of the Burrowing Variety)
Suxortin Snipslous
Male.
Lives in Canterlot, Canterlot,
Equestria.
Born on October 16, 1995
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About Me
Foolish Mortals! Bask in my perfection! You will all fall short of me, the Superior Lifeform that is me! Suxortin! Nopony can dare be a threat to me. I will destroy all that dare threaten my greatness.
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*Suxortin has unleashed all the animals in the zoos to the public. He even made sure to place fireworks around to spook the animals.* Ha! #rp
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Resi LOKFIL
[my friend who works at the zoo is probably completely devastated]
*Me getting groceries* ah finally some me time...
So what do i need, i need some pizza, some yogurt, bread and ban..ba ... Thats a monkey in the store...
Eh ive seen worse *tries to get some bananas*
Hey there buddy just need some..... View More
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23 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Sux would ride on the back of a white tiger.* How goes your troubles?
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9 hours ago
Former Corporal Spinneret
Spins sighed. "I can't believe PETA would do this..."
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19 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
What, I did it! Not Peta.
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9 hours ago
Former Corporal Spinneret
"No, no, I'm pretty sure this is a PETA stunt..."
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8 hours ago
*Waling home, you would find that the sidewalks were replaced with pillows that shaped like sidewalk concrete. The mailboxes were replaced with nothing more than 3-D painted line art. Even the grass w... View More
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Dr. Normon would have opened the door to aim his revolver at his head.
"Clean this shit up. I'm tired of you people showing up at my door. Then again, maybe I wanna see what you become when I shoot." He squinted.
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April 23, 2025
"Kill you? Nah. These don't kill people, but your internal organs will have little bits of ME in them. You'll suffer for it but please... Keep trying the tough guy act." Hollow Body would grit his teeth. "You could be made of pure titanium, won't stop the Hollowing."
He leans in, his silver eyes lo... View More
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Yesterday, 8:10 pm
*The Golden Devil would look back into those eyes. He would grin insanely to show sharp pearly tombstone whites.* Well, interesting gun you have there. You should know this, I'm not bound by mortal flesh like you and the others.
*Suxortin would lift his hoof, and it would transformation into 3 claw... View More
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Yesterday, 9:49 pm
*stand's at my disfigured home door from last time*
You know after all ive seen you do, it doesn't surprise me anymore. *Looks at the sidewalk* at least its not burning anymore.... *Looks at suxortin* ... Its better than last time *tries to slowly close the door*
*Suxortin would laugh while standing on a tall telephone pole. Below, the yellow devil had made sure to place a lot of strange pranks all around. He replaced all the jars of pickles with nothing more ... View More
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Gloom would gasp nearby as she would say, "Oh, no! My pickles! They have turned... Well, they are still pickled so... So, giant pickles! Neat!"
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April 22, 2025
.... My mouth is dry and and my peanut butter and jelly sandwich wich... Is now truly a sand witch
Leaves me with a unsatisfied feeling of dread and unease that more stuff like this is gonna come...
*Continues to go for his favorite pickles*
You gotta be kidding me
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April 23, 2025
*Suxortin could be seen in front of his bunker, as many of own cloned bodies and debris littered the place. He would be gritting his fangs.* That blasted rabbit....attacked my bunker...left these thin... View More
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*yami is wondering around, casually gathering the bodies* i wonder if he plans on letting theses go to waste
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April 22, 2025
*In the neighborhood, of where Suxortin's bunker would be. You could hear many gunshots and explosions. You could see a large bipedal rabbit, in full tactical gear, doing a solo raid on the bunker. Th... View More
*You would see on the news that a yellow menace was out. The APB was warning that this golden devil has stolen 50 cakes. That's as many as 5 Tens, and that's just plain evil.*
*Suxortin would laugh a... View More
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*Suxortin would be sitting at a lounge area. He had a bright yellow landline phone with a black handle beside him. He was waiting for a certain call.* I paid him so much bits, how hard is it for them ... View More
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*Suxortin was eating from a bag of chips. He was also sitting on the back of a boulder He was taking his time. Just in time for you to notice that the entire ground before you was covered with fire an... View More
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[resi finally escaped the city and was on a nice stroll through the forest] finally some peace from the ... Chaos from the city...i think i can still hear their screams...*a cold shiver ran down resi's spine after he thought about it... But also ... Some fire ants...*
What.. why are there so man... ... View More
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April 17, 2025
*starts to feel them to bite* ow- ah---- ow-- ah ---shit- shit- shit -shit -shit *starts to take up in the air* ow-ow- ow -ow -ow *tries to desperately knock all if the remaining ants off him*
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April 17, 2025
No i don't want any chips goddamn it *finally managed to get them all off* why is it that you are always there to ruin my day
HMPF, ILL BE GOING NOW
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April 17, 2025
*When you finally woke up for the day, you would find yourself in a bright white stainless room. You was cuffed to the bolted down chair and table. There was an IV drip in your dominant arm, with a st... View More
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ooo i love games *he tried to sit up...the cuffs creaked so he decided to not be rude and break the strange creatures stuff*
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April 18, 2025
Yearling looked around the room for a moment, trying to figure out what was going on before his eyes settled on Suxortin. "H-Hey, what's going on?" He asked, now looking to the IV of purple liquid. "And what is that?"
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April 18, 2025
I mean you could, just don't think you could hurt it in anyway.
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April 23, 2025
//Sorry, am have been really sidetracked lately
Yearling looked even more confused now, then said. "Alright" It was definitely clear, Yearling had no idea what he was in for.
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19 hours ago
//Its alright
*The tank was made around Yearling, they were given a water rebreather, allowing them to freely breathe in the water. In front of him was a large mantis shrimp that was about half of Yearling's size.*
Eight flexes his muscles hard, the cuffs groaning in response "huh, strong cuffs. What did I do to make you want to do this to me? I mind my own business most of the time." He says, staring across the table
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April 22, 2025
Pick 1 of 13 cards, one of which could be your own freedom. The other 12 will be experiments. Only have go through 3 of them.
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April 22, 2025
*The 12th Card would reveal itself.: Cutting Box.* Oh, the Cutting Box! This is going to be a fun one for me. I hope you had all of your shots.
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April 23, 2025
Select a card between 1 and 13. One will be your freedom, the others will be experiments that I will run on you. There are 3 rounds.
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April 22, 2025
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... View More
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April 22, 2025
*The 3rd Card would reveal itself: Acoustic Barrier.* Odd, the Acoustic Barrier. Such a strange pick for you. Well, you are to have to walk through a set of obstacles of sound.
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April 22, 2025
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