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Astro Blitz

Male. Lives in Cloudsdale,  Cloudsdale,  Equestria. Born on October 16, 1995
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
Oh.....I'm Astro Blitz. I like to fly, sometimes sleep on clouds and something about racing. I think I'm a fast flyer, I never got into many races. Oh, I know that I love belly rubs. Um.... what else can I say about myself?
IDK, I just like to go with a flow. Its a lot easier to ride with the current than to fight it. Unless its a small river.
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Astro Blitz
*You would find Astro at a protest, to "Tax the Rich". Yet it was more surprising, since you know that Astro was rich. Quite literally stupidly rich. Then again, you recall Astro saying that he paid h... View More
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Astro Blitz
//Before anyone ask. No, I will not do an entire year of Sling or Astro. Nor for Suxortin for some of you with odd tastes.
4 people like this.
Bright Brave
Ack, shame.
Like 23 hours ago
Astro Blitz
Its a bonus.
Like 55 minutes ago
Shifter Burnside
Good i liked nitro more
Like 17 hours ago
Astro Blitz
Because he is so green?
Like 54 minutes ago
Astro Blitz
*Astro would be seen walking through your town. He was singing to himself. However in tow, there was a similar age grey mare with bright blue eyes and a tied messy black mane with 2 sticks to hold it ... View More
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Former Corporal Spinneret
Spins smiled wide, pouncing on Astro and giving him a tight hug. "Astro!!! Good to see you again, buddy chum pal!!!"
Like Yesterday, 9:50 pm
Astro Blitz
*Astro would look at Spins and hug her back.* Spiny! You gotten so much stronger since last time!
Like Yesterday, 9:52 pm
Former Corporal Spinneret
"Hehe, thanks." Spins smiled cutely. "So, who's the mare? Your girlfriend? Wife?"
Like 22 hours ago
Astro Blitz
Girlfriend? Wife? I gotten married or dating a mare? Oh, I wonder who she is? *The mare would finally catch up. She adjusted her mane and looked at the pair.* Sir, you can't just run off. You have so many meetings lined up today? *She would clean herself a bit.* When I was hired to be your personal... View More
Like 48 minutes ago
Tality
"Oh hey, Astro! Did I ever ... put your house back together...?"
Like 21 hours ago
Astro Blitz
No. I ended up selling the land after finding some odd metals in the ground. Ponies called it Adamantine, Mythril, and Orichalcum. All of them tasted bad when I tried to understand them. After selling the land, I just let it go to farmers for cheap. I did buy a nice house. *He would describe the ho... View More
Like 40 minutes ago
Tality
*He sure was wholesome. It definitely made Tality feel a bit called out for not using her own wealth in a similar manner, but at the same time, it was very special circumstances that led to outcomes like that. Some ponies just have that little bit of special magic that leads them right to those perf... View More
Like 22 minutes ago Edited
Astro Blitz
Wait, I can sleep in any building? I didn't know I could do that? Now, I want do that to Nitroxus's bunker. Yet the last time I did that, he was mad to find me drinking hot chocolate milk in his bedroom. Then again, Sling would let me. *The grey mare finally caught up to the pair.* Sir, please slow... View More
Like 18 minutes ago
Astro Blitz
//Oh wait. Its July...Nuts
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Vanil
//Beers and firework at the ready Nitro, for it is sooner than one might think. I know you hear it too; the red-tailed haw- I mean freedom eagle 🦅.
Like July 1, 2025
Astro Blitz
//I wasn't referring to that. I will have do this tomorrow. //Yet, I can't wait to celebrate this month.
Like July 1, 2025
Shifter Burnside
Is gonna be the ford of july
Like July 2, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Nitroxus would be thrown into the center of the town like a ragdoll. As by who, no idea. In fact, it could be a pony of the shadows that threw him. It doesn't matter. What matters is that Nitroxus wa... View More
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Pepper Snap
*drags it home*
Like June 30, 2025
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3/6
Pepper Snap
U can go with all my others
Like July 1, 2025
Pepper Snap
Like July 1, 2025
Astro Blitz
At least I will have friends.
Like Yesterday, 8:53 pm
Tality
I dunno, I had that happen to me last year. Involved a cursed village of changelings or something. It was like a bad dream. By which I mean, parallel timeline and Sprout is just so adorable the way she's bawling her eyes out feeling guilty over me and Coney, when like, yeah, I'm freakin' out, but li... View More
Like June 30, 2025
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3/4
Tality
Oh that wasn't in this timeline. I'm still a realistic lifelike doll in the other one. I don't think there's any way out of it, either, unless she wants to doom the whole village, and they're some pretty nice 'lings so I wouldn't blame her if she just settled down. I mean, it could be chaos magic, ... View More
Like July 1, 2025
Astro Blitz
So this could be a dream of mine? Wait, then why are you here? I don't dream of you.... Unless this is really reality. Must be a curse on me then. If you was turned into this, how would you go about it?
Like Yesterday, 8:56 pm
Tality
"Wait twelve hours. If my cells are still kicking, they'll fix anything in twelve hours. If that doesn't work, and my dreamside is still working, I'll just manifest in reality and blast myself with spells until I figure it out ... or just disintegrate my body, make my dreamside my real one and pop a... View More
Like 22 hours ago
Astro Blitz
I need a hug. #rp
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Vy Thresh
*Biig shark hug.*
Like June 29, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Nitroxus was surprised that her sharkskin was soft.* Thank you.
Like June 30, 2025
Pepper Snap
*hugs u HARD*
Like June 29, 2025
Astro Blitz
I needed a soft hug!
Like June 30, 2025
Pepper Snap
*loosens grip*
Like June 30, 2025
Astro Blitz
Thank you! *He would purr in her hug.* This is better.
Like June 30, 2025
Tality
*Biggest of big hugs.*
Like June 30, 2025
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3/8
Tality
"Um," Tality stopped abruptly. "What I do for my colts?"
Like July 1, 2025
Astro Blitz
Okay? Thank you.
Like July 1, 2025
Tality
"You're welcome."
Like July 2, 2025
Tira Daffodil
*hugs tightly* "You deserve the same happiness that you bring to others))"
Like July 1, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Nitroxus would whine as he was being choked.* Wat, a little too tight.
Like July 1, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Nitroxus would walk out of your bedroom closet, he was carrying a spear and some animal pelts on his back. He had some battle scars, with his jacket basically now a cloak tied around his neck. His st... View More
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Gloom The Clown
Gloom would slowly look over at Nitroxus as she was putting on her makeup. Her eyes twitched as she grabbed a belt from her desk. "First you're a creep who broke into my house, watched me change, and killed all the goons I was going to torture. Nice... But also, the fuck?! I was gonna kill them!"
Like June 28, 2025
Astro Blitz
Oh, I'm sorry, since I was thrown in there too! Stop putting me into death traps!
Like June 28, 2025
Gloom The Clown
"Not my fault you SLEEP?!?!"
Like June 28, 2025
Astro Blitz
Sleep is needed to live you insane woman!
Like June 28, 2025
Tality
Tality stared at him. Blinked. Gestured at herself and gave him a quizzical look.
Like June 29, 2025
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3/14
Tality
"Thirty minutes at maximum adrenal overdrive. So a few years normally. I can solidify into silicate like a Tardigrade to extend that indefinitely, though." She looks Nitroxus up and down with slight worry as he explains his plan. "Yeah, alright. I'm a bit worried that box sat out for ten minutes be... View More
Like July 1, 2025 Edited
Astro Blitz
*Nitroxus would sigh.* I forget that you're not a normal being. Either way, most ponies can't just put themselves into torpor or even suspended animation. I may have some machines that can do that for me, still I will have to be in the machine for that to work. Tality, its a cardboard box. I was as... View More
Like Yesterday, 8:53 pm
Tality
"You ... fell asleep in the box? Why didn't I notice you were in there?" She rubbed her forehead and squinted at the floor. "The basement ... oh, I'm gonna get ya one of these days."
Like 22 hours ago
Astro Blitz
//That moment when you see an old Birthday RP starter that was lost for being way too epic. Only to return and I have added to my growing list of Birthday RP starter.
Astro Blitz
*Nitroxus would be strapped to a table, across from you. You were also strapped to the table. In front of you, was a large platter of spaghetti in front of you. The meal was super tasty and filling. Y... View More
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Yami Crosshide
can i take all the food? *he asked nicely as he stayed "strapped"*
Like June 27, 2025 Edited
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3/13
Astro Blitz
What are you? *The yellow devil would groan.*
Like June 29, 2025
Yami Crosshide
*he shrugs as he continues happily eating*
Like July 2, 2025
Astro Blitz
Can you stop eating?
Like Yesterday, 8:36 pm
Saturn Ring
"BRING. IT. ON." Saturn grinned, she could put away 2 more plates, no doubt!
Like June 29, 2025
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3/5
Astro Blitz
*Points to the parmesan cheese next to the plates. The Yellow Devil would blink.* Use your eyes.
Like June 30, 2025
Saturn Ring
She would float it over and proceed to go nuts with it
Like June 30, 2025
Astro Blitz
Huh, odd little pony.
Like July 1, 2025
Silent_Dusk
SD's teeth were sharper than ever before; it seems the more he needed them, the deadlier they were. But the straps kept him from leaping onto the twisted chef and tearing out organs and limbs alike. When Dusk spoke, it was more of a growl than the usual calm and collected. " And if we don't? "
Like July 2, 2025
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3/5
Astro Blitz
Oh your food in on the plates in front of you. Just lean forward. *The tone in the gilded devil would revel in the lack of care for Nitroxus.*
Like Yesterday, 9:34 pm
Silent_Dusk
" I'll comply, but I want you to know that the second I get out of here, I'll be ripping out your organs, making sure you're still alive, and I'll burn you afterward. To send a message to ponies like you. "
Like 13 hours ago
Astro Blitz
I'm not bound by flesh like you mortals.
Like 55 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Before either of us could do anything, Smg4's Mario suddenly appeared out of nowhere and ate the remaining spaghetti. He would then disappear.* For once, I'm actually happy he did that.
Like Yesterday, 8:40 pm Edited
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3/10
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I mean, you can try, but it's made of ink.
Like 16 minutes ago
Astro Blitz
Who said it was going to be with a bullet? *Was holding a squirt gun with a solution of water and paint thinner in it.*
Like 15 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*My eyes would shrink at the sight of that.* Oh shit. *I would start struggling against the restraints.* Gotta, hnngh, break, hnngh, free, hnngh, quickly!
Like 2 minutes ago Edited
Astro Blitz
*Nitroxus would be holding a large drill bit on his head. He was adjusting the strap, sitting on the ground. He looked a little angered doing this. Even grumbling under his breath.* I can't believe I ... View More
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Eloise, The Goddess of Holes
Whispers from the ground, they yearn to be let out, they would climb into his skull and pester him until he drilled a hole. Maybe you'll feel better if you just dig the hole. Like cathartic.
Like June 26, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Nitroxus was a burrowing pony. Digging in the ground was nothing new. Yet, after a misplaced bet. He was being forced to use a drill bit on the noggin, in order to do his digging. The voices of the earth was nothing new to him. Just in a different volume in his mind.* Stupid bet....
Like June 26, 2025
Eloise, The Goddess of Holes
He drilled the ground. He would drill and drill until he started seeing things. The shadows shifted and something seemed... Off. The grounds' texture was rather hollow and rather... Squishy like flesh. Only then would he fall down a hole the size of a small office. Nitroxus fell and fell until he ... View More
Like June 26, 2025 Edited
Astro Blitz
How the hey! Why am I here? How did I get here? What is this place! Also, stop touching me!
Like June 27, 2025
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