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Suxortin Snipslous

Male. Lives in Canterlot,  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on October 16, 1995
Race
Earth Pony (Of the Burrowing Variety)
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
The green and black Earth Pony that is Nitroxus is one will always strive to put a smile on somepony's face. He is just too kind to stop it.
Its all Epic! Nitroxus the name, spreading joy is my game, and being wholesome is my fame! I'm not quite tame.
I love to help out and be a supportive friend to all.
Roleplay Type
Asterisk/Dash
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would place a bucket worth of crabs into your bed. As for why, you dared to smile in his direction. For that, he had to make you pay.* You don't get to show genuine joy in my presence! *He ... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin replaced all the peanut butter for cinnamon butter. He was doing a light crime for today, he was tired.* Who shoots a criminal for trying to help them lose some weight? #rp
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Shifter Burnside
me *spins up minigun*
Like Yesterday, 6:16 am
Suxortin Snipslous
Try it again! Those bullets won't work on me again.
Like 19 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would placed many traps along the ground. These traps included, landmines, claymores, bear traps, pit falls, quicksand, mousetraps, box traps, tied off branches, and even rope traps. All hid... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman looked up to see Suxortin floating ahead. The fella looks eager, too eager... Must have some sort of trap or even multiple traps. Why would he float up there otherwise? I mean he's looking straight at me like some towering cat wielding evil person. "You must think you're real cute, huh?!"... View More
Like April 8, 2026
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3/4
Dr. Norman Reiner
"Lower life form? I'm not the one who does pranks as your best shot. I mean, really? You think I'm gonna get baited by some squeeze in the air? Come on now?" Norman tilted his head to the side. Norman would laugh and say, "Immortals are simply mortals with extra steps. Besides, I am of the people.... View More
Like Yesterday, 10:26 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
I do these, as a way to bring some excitement. Like burning some ants. Now, what is this Hollow Body?
Like 19 hours ago
Dr. Norman Reiner
"What is it?" Norman would look up and grin smugly. "A man who gives up everything... Everything to protect his people. That is The Hollow Body. A sword against evil and a shield for the downtrodden." His tired eyes widen. "That is who I am and who Inspire to be. Hollow to fill with the happin... View More
Like 18 hours ago
Soliana Flare
*she'd shrug before just walking through all of the traps like it was a simple thing for her then grabbing her sunglasses that he stole* You do know my body is hot enough to burn wood and melt metal right?
Like April 9, 2026
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3/4
Soliana Flare
That's adorable, I can melt diamond.
Like Yesterday, 5:51 am
Suxortin Snipslous
You do realize that diamonds are worthless.
Like 19 hours ago
Soliana Flare
Are they? I thought they were really expensive.
Like 11 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would notice suxortin and use my sword to trigger one trap, which would cause a chain reaction to trigger all the traps. At the end of it all, I would just adjust my shades and walk away.*
Like 11 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have paved all the roads, sidewalks, and all public walking zones. There was 1 problem though. He place microscopic Lego bricks, sharp microplastics and loose nettles. Causing everypon... View More
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Aux "Batty" Cord
Aux puts on THE IRON HOOVES, and simply walks, crunching through the freshly paved roads.
Like April 8, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
You ruined this. I was having fun with this, and you ruined it.
Like April 8, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"its just my purpose, also i wana know how are you controlling his body so perfectly?" AU crunches through the asphalt scattering stinnging shards over the ground. "are you like some shadow version of him? or is it you are a virus splicing your code with his or what?"
Like Yesterday, 2:53 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
What you talking about? This is my body.
Like 20 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would look at his watch, as he looked at the time. After a bit, he looked the town clock and chuckled. For you see, the yellow devil had placed every clock in Equestria off by the minimum of... View More
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Shifter Burnside
*resets all clocks* "i fucking hate this yellow guy."
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
I hate you too.
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would spent the entire day replacing all the salt, sugar with powered sand and white phosphorus. He would wait to see all the small explosions.* Give it a moment. #rp
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Shifter Burnside
*changes all the things' chemical structures so you are back where you started*
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Due to the atomic restructuring, this cause massive amount of radiation to spread. Causing mass sickness.*
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin has just replaced all the door handles of Equestria, with tennis balls painted with super glue.* Good luck on opening and closing doors... #rp
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Aux "Batty" Cord
Aux simply leave the paw stuck to the door and grabs a new one out of their pocket. "I'll be back for you honey don't worry," they whisper to the tarsals as they walk into the store.
Like April 5, 2026 Edited
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
There is a lot of doors, so you will run out.
Like April 6, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"I have more hooves than paws." aux says rattling Thier bag, it clatters loudly, "and I've been working on boneless locomotion so its going to be an interesting few days until I can get those back,"
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
What are you?
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*You would get a knock on your door. Upon opening, it was a freshly made pizza of your favorite brand and toppings. It was made to your exact preferences. It came with your favorite to have with pizza... View More
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Fruit Face
*munch* *crunch* Fruit munched away at the pizza. It tasted...off, for a pizza, but he's had worse; Equestrians do have an expansive diet, after all.
Like April 4, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
You're an odd one.
Like April 4, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
... Bold of you to assume I dont like Lego Pieces and Cardboard. *Shoves the "pizza" in my mouth.*
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3/17
Suxortin Snipslous
Black Hole?
Like April 8, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...No? That's... not heat
Like April 8, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes it does. Its a collapsed star, of course there is heat.
Like Yesterday, 9:03 pm
Shifter Burnside
ok so? *nukes him because yes*
Like April 5, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*He would just reform from the explosion and radiation.* You think that is enough to stop me?
Like April 7, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent just held the ‘ pizza ‘. “ Next time, put lamb on it. While Legos and cardboard are could for nutrients and fibers, they’re not my favorite toppings. But, thanks anyway. “
Like April 7, 2026
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3/9
Suxortin Snipslous
What are you talking about....? Oh wait, I forget that you can't see the bigger picture. I'm not just here. I'm also elsewhere. I have more than 1 body.
Like April 8, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" I'm aware you have more than one waste of space. Just how thick of a skull do you think I have? Still, it'd be entertaining to make them suffer. But, if you're just too scared to tackle em, I understand. They aren't for the weak of mind. "
Like April 9, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxotrin would place his hooves on his head, and started to pull at his own head. He pulled his own head apart to show his brain. Inside was a small self contained Dyson Sphere.* Here, a present. I wrapped it myself *The sphere would crack, leaking out small beams of radioactive energy. Some of wh... View More
Like Yesterday, 9:09 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
//Sending random rps now
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have replaced all the drinking water in town with carbonated water with powdered milk. He would laugh, as you would drink it.* #rp
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Shifter Burnside
*spits it at him, right up his nose*
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Since Suxortin doesn't need to breath, he would just return the spit with the other nostril.* You sicken me.
Like April 3, 2026
Pepper Snap
Pepper enjoys it
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
You're an odd one, aren't you.
Like April 3, 2026
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