Earth Pony (Of the Burrowing Variety)
Suxortin Snipslous
Male.
Lives in Canterlot, Canterlot,
Equestria.
Born on October 16, 1995
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About Me
Foolish Mortals! Bask in my perfection! You will all fall short of me, the Superior Lifeform that is me! Suxortin! Nopony can dare be a threat to me. I will destroy all that dare threaten my greatness.
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Asterisk/Dash
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*Suxortin would be sitting at a lounge area. He had a bright yellow landline phone with a black handle beside him. He was waiting for a certain call.* I paid him so much bits, how hard is it for them ... View More
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*Suxortin was eating from a bag of chips. He was also sitting on the back of a boulder He was taking his time. Just in time for you to notice that the entire ground before you was covered with fire an... View More
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[resi finally escaped the city and was on a nice stroll through the forest] finally some peace from the ... Chaos from the city...i think i can still hear their screams...*a cold shiver ran down resi's spine after he thought about it... But also ... Some fire ants...*
What.. why are there so man... ... View More
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April 17, 2025
*starts to feel them to bite* ow- ah---- ow-- ah ---shit- shit- shit -shit -shit *starts to take up in the air* ow-ow- ow -ow -ow *tries to desperately knock all if the remaining ants off him*
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22 hours ago
No i don't want any chips goddamn it *finally managed to get them all off* why is it that you are always there to ruin my day
HMPF, ILL BE GOING NOW
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22 hours ago
*When you finally woke up for the day, you would find yourself in a bright white stainless room. You was cuffed to the bolted down chair and table. There was an IV drip in your dominant arm, with a st... View More
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Okay ... Suxo you captured me after you said you don't care ... I even had a bag thrown over my head then nothing.... I don't even remember
But fine ill play your game
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April 16, 2025
*The kissing bugs would enter back to the box.* Done. Now, ready to pick your next card.
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2 hours ago
ooo i love games *he tried to sit up...the cuffs creaked so he decided to not be rude and break the strange creatures stuff*
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13 hours ago
Yearling looked around the room for a moment, trying to figure out what was going on before his eyes settled on Suxortin. "H-Hey, what's going on?" He asked, now looking to the IV of purple liquid. "And what is that?"
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13 hours ago
Oh, you're here to be a test subject of sorts. Simply put, pick a card between 1 and 13. 1 will be your freedom, and the others will be test. You only have to go through 3 rounds, then you're freed. As for the purple liquid, its a healing solution that is non-addictive. Yet the effects might be.
*As you entered your home, you would find that floorplan of your home was completely redone. The bathrooms and kitchen was now carpeted. The living room and halls, now lined with dust and odor attract... View More
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You're making my life hell *looks at his home devastated* i guess i need so e fresh air .. time to visit the forest
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22 hours ago
In Harlow, this is a common occurrence one has to deal with. Frankly, he's tired of his entire apartment being alive trying to eat him that rearranged furniture is normal.
Normon would sigh as he would close his door and walked to the door. "Every other day now. The hell is it this time?" He would... View More
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April 16, 2025
*Upon the door breaking open, finally. The room inside was more terrifying. There was a singular large rodent, with bright red eyes. It was foaming at the mouth, and it is paw was licked clean pony skull.*
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April 16, 2025
It was dark on the other side of the door. The darkness was alive and it followed. Followed suffering itself. It was dark and footsteps could be heard as silver cat-like eyes would cut deep through the darkness.
A simple smile would sprawl across the darkness face as a figure came into frame. Despi... View More
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Yesterday, 8:44 pm
*The rodent would screech at the pony in front of it. It attempted to throw the skull at the doctor.*
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Yesterday, 9:21 pm
*Suxortin would holding an empty gas canister. He has drenched every sidewalk in gasoline, and he even painted the roads in cryogenic formula to made the roads cold as ice. He also replaced all the se... View More
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what a wonderful day to step foot outside my humble home * hears car crashes everywhere, hears people burning and sees his sidewalk is on fire, and sees every parked car covered in bird shit....*
Imma take the day off... *Closes door shivering inside trying to block out the screams*
Yes! Suffer at home, and let the boredom inside crush your spirit. Allow the fear of the outside world keep you in a panic.
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April 14, 2025
Hey kids, you want to see something scary? *He would pull his face, to reveal his skull, and pulled that apart to show his now opened flesh into a large maw lined with teeth and forked tongue pointing... View More
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Spins chuckled. "It's cute when you mammals try to wear your skeletons on the outside."
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April 14, 2025
Don't you dare insult me! *His frame would grow bigger as he looked down on her.* I am perfection!
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April 15, 2025
I mean, yeah. I may be able to stretch and squash like a cartoon, but I'm not immune to damage.
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April 15, 2025
*Suxortin would be seen sitting on a stump outside. He had a toothbrush in his mouth. He was simply keeping his smile hidden. For he had taken the time to take everypony's toothbrushes and used them c... View More
*Suxortin would blow up the local beaver dam, to flood the streets in your town. The water was up to the knee level. Sux would laugh at all the ponies who now had wet hooves and legs.* #rp
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God damn it... and I was on my way to the market... *I turn into my ice form and skate across the newly formed ice.*
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April 11, 2025
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