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Suxortin Snipslous

Male. Lives in Canterlot,  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on October 16, 1995
Race
Earth Pony (Of the Burrowing Variety)
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
The green and black Earth Pony that is Nitroxus is one will always strive to put a smile on somepony's face. He is just too kind to stop it.
Its all Epic! Nitroxus the name, spreading joy is my game, and being wholesome is my fame! I'm not quite tame.
I love to help out and be a supportive friend to all.
Roleplay Type
Asterisk/Dash
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would placed many traps along the ground. These traps included, landmines, claymores, bear traps, pit falls, quicksand, mousetraps, box traps, tied off branches, and even rope traps. All hid... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman looked up to see Suxortin floating ahead. The fella looks eager, too eager... Must have some sort of trap or even multiple traps. Why would he float up there otherwise? I mean he's looking straight at me like some towering cat wielding evil person. "You must think you're real cute, huh?!"... View More
Like 12 hours ago
Soliana Flare
*she'd shrug before just walking through all of the traps like it was a simple thing for her then grabbing her sunglasses that he stole* You do know my body is hot enough to burn wood and melt metal right?
Like 8 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have paved all the roads, sidewalks, and all public walking zones. There was 1 problem though. He place microscopic Lego bricks, sharp microplastics and loose nettles. Causing everypon... View More
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Aux "Batty" Cord
Aux puts on THE IRON HOOVES, and simply walks, crunching through the freshly paved roads.
Like Yesterday, 9:47 am
Suxortin Snipslous
You ruined this. I was having fun with this, and you ruined it.
Like 17 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would look at his watch, as he looked at the time. After a bit, he looked the town clock and chuckled. For you see, the yellow devil had placed every clock in Equestria off by the minimum of... View More
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Shifter Burnside
*resets all clocks* "i fucking hate this yellow guy."
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
I hate you too.
Like Yesterday, 7:11 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would spent the entire day replacing all the salt, sugar with powered sand and white phosphorus. He would wait to see all the small explosions.* Give it a moment. #rp
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Shifter Burnside
*changes all the things' chemical structures so you are back where you started*
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Due to the atomic restructuring, this cause massive amount of radiation to spread. Causing mass sickness.*
Like Yesterday, 7:10 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin has just replaced all the door handles of Equestria, with tennis balls painted with super glue.* Good luck on opening and closing doors... #rp
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Aux "Batty" Cord
Aux simply leave the paw stuck to the door and grabs a new one out of their pocket. "I'll be back for you honey don't worry," they whisper to the tarsals as they walk into the store.
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
There is a lot of doors, so you will run out.
Like April 6, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"I have more hooves than paws." aux says rattling Thier bag, it clatters loudly, "and I've been working on boneless locomotion so its going to be an interesting few days until I can get those back,"
Like April 7, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
What are you?
Like Yesterday, 6:39 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*You would get a knock on your door. Upon opening, it was a freshly made pizza of your favorite brand and toppings. It was made to your exact preferences. It came with your favorite to have with pizza... View More
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Fruit Face
*munch* *crunch* Fruit munched away at the pizza. It tasted...off, for a pizza, but he's had worse; Equestrians do have an expansive diet, after all.
Like April 4, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
You're an odd one.
Like April 4, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
... Bold of you to assume I dont like Lego Pieces and Cardboard. *Shoves the "pizza" in my mouth.*
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3/16
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Soliana Flare can confirm.
Like 14 hours ago Edited
Suxortin Snipslous
Black Hole?
Like 14 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...No? That's... not heat
Like 14 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
ok so? *nukes him because yes*
Like April 5, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*He would just reform from the explosion and radiation.* You think that is enough to stop me?
Like Yesterday, 6:42 pm
Silent V Dusk
Silent just held the ‘ pizza ‘. “ Next time, put lamb on it. While Legos and cardboard are could for nutrients and fibers, they’re not my favorite toppings. But, thanks anyway. “
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3/7
Suxortin Snipslous
I'm evil, yes! I despise all mortals that I can see. *Crosses his arms.* Except the dead, they escape my wrath. For now...
Like 17 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" You want to have fun annoying the hell outta mortals? Go just outside our southern borders! I'm sure you'd have a lot of fun with the Uruk and Eden's Gate! "
Like 17 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
What are you talking about....? Oh wait, I forget that you can't see the bigger picture. I'm not just here. I'm also elsewhere. I have more than 1 body.
Like 15 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
//Sending random rps now
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have replaced all the drinking water in town with carbonated water with powdered milk. He would laugh, as you would drink it.* #rp
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Shifter Burnside
*spits it at him, right up his nose*
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Since Suxortin doesn't need to breath, he would just return the spit with the other nostril.* You sicken me.
Like April 3, 2026
Pepper Snap
Pepper enjoys it
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
You're an odd one, aren't you.
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
//Okay, I just learned of a terrible thing just today. Trimz.tv. This is a site that creates/promote AI Anime slop. As for how I learned of it. There was a video on YT that had an episode of the ai an... View More
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Shifter Burnside
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... View More
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
//Who wants a rp with the Yellow Demon?
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Shifter Burnside
no
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Then why even reply?
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