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>masked singer>a bloody outfit that is a large cartoon farmer pumpkin with an oversized head drops from ceiling>clue video>bunch of alien symbols and pictures of baking with Jamie Fox>the outfit moos loudly in agony with dancers in the back going wild>end>Robin Thicc>"Wow. That was great. By the way you're laying there at a 78 degree turn and having a vocal length as low as that yet high, you have to be Dying Cow from movie everyone forgot.">Blonde Wahlberg>"OMG. WHO ARE YOU. HAHAH. THIS SHOW IS INSANE. YOU'RE INSANE. WOW. AMAZING. WHO IS IT?! YOU HAVE TO BE.. I DON'T KNOW I'M SO CONFUSED. HAHA WILD. JAMIE FOX!">Ken Jong>"EVERYONE IS WRONG. Listen. J.. JUST Listen. Here is why I'm right. It's WELCOME TO THE SHOW ENTIRE STATE OF ALABAMA. Don't know how you all fit in there BUT THIS IS WHO IT IS. I remember you from being in MOVIE with you!">Nicole>"*dries tears* wow. Beautiful. You have to be a professional singer. Several platinum albums and a Grammy. At least 730 nominations. You're so graceful and strong. Voice of an angel. You're Rhianna.">Nick Cannon spider crawls over to the carcass>A solid 6 minutes of "who who" song plays on repeat>Wahlburg screeches and tears own skin off as she screams asking who it is>the mask comes off >HALF BUTCHERED COW FROM OSCAR MEYER WEINER - PROFESSIONAL COW>crowd goes wild>all judges are surprised Pikachu>nick canon stuffs mic in mouth of cow>cow screams>Nicole Cries>roll credits>Mfw cow beats seasoned veteran of music legend and years of professional dancing celebrities