iamwhygoodpeoplesuffer

everyone meet my new character. his name is Frozen Fruit Salad and i will ONLY rp with him in the fallout equestria universe. backstory, down below. Frozen Fruit Salad used to be a star swimmer before the bombs dropped in Equestria. He was about to enter a race that would crown him the Ultimate Swimmer (yes i only rp with him in a danganronpa/fallout equestria crossover) but he was kidnapped and buried alive by his worst nemesis: Matt Damon. Matt and FFS were constantly butting heads. Matt bought a zoo, FFS devoured all the animals. Matt thought he could go to space? FFS IS SPACE. Matt thought that Salad's weakness lied within the earth. He was wrong. The literal instant Matt completed the burial of FFS, the bombs dropped and Equestria was destroyed. Matt succumbed almost instantly, but smiled upon his demise... he finally took down his rival with him. But did he? Matt didn't account for FFS's buck teeth, which let him eat through the dirt in a matter of seconds. Combine that with his ability to talk to worms, and FFS had absolutely nothing to worry about. Now he wanders the wasteland as a new man. TALENTS: each different color of his hair has a different function. The blond (modeled after yours truly~) is a prybar. The grey, a serrated edge. The other silver, a can opener. He's also just an earth pony, his wings are made of cardboard and his horn is a massive tumor.