A Menu from Tality & Coney's Exotic Omnivorous Delicatessen

It's quite the unconventional menu, explaining the nature of what might be found in the display cases, and how to make sense of them, as many of these dishes are one a kind, and bear names not heard of in Equestria before, thus requiring special attention. It may at some later time be given an SCP-XXXX-N designation, should the anomalously delicious nature of the food ever come to the attention of the relevant organization. Though 'anomalously good' is all it is.The art of cooking with anomalous elements comes from the Ribbon Superconflux, a place where the sun sometimes travels through the sky 54 times in the same day, and there are monsters from all sorts of universes in one place. There, on the edge of sanity where a man grows to adulthood in as few as three years, the second-most hazardous occupation is being a chef that cooks with monsters, a science and art that demands absolute perfection with beyond merely lethal consequences. Tality knows only a scant hoofful of their secrets, the true magnificence of tastes larger than universes eludes her, as this is all simply what she's managed to discover by accident over her many billions of lifetimes.Oh. And Coney is there, too. Delighted to be sharing this joy with others who like to eat meat, like her! After being rejected at the orphanage for years, to meet so many ponies that will eat like her even if they don't look like her seems to be putting a big smile on her face!That's all it was ever for, anyway.