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Tality

Can't punch your way to happiness. I tried that.

Female. Lives in  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on August 15, 1985
Race
Earth Pony(/Cosmic Horror/Maimed Alicorn/SECRETS)
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
Tality's a character whose sanity varies day-by-day. She presents herself differently to different ponies, sharing as much of herself as she thinks the other ponies can tolerate, as she's desperate for companionship, but has lived so long she can only share a tiny sliver of her story with any one pony in particular. it's not enough to quell the loneliness, but it's better than nothing.
And who knows? Maybe someday she'll find an immortal that doesn't end up sacrificing their life for their people... View More
Roleplay Universe
Multiversal
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
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Witherwind Destrier & Varnish Destrier
Witherwind and his little daughter, Varnish, are sitting against a wall of a street in front of a shop. They seem to be doing something, hoping for bits to be tossed into a semi-filled jar in front of... View More
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Tality
#rp Tality puts up a big sign that says "Tality Facts" "So welcome to my TED Talk. My first Tality Fact is that people can only wear pants with my permission. Every time I enter a new universe I gott... View More
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Chase
"Good thing I wear about everything other than pants then."
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3/5
Tality
"Oh really? Could also pluck all those feathers. And put 'em back in."
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Chase
"....don't, if you didn't know compromising the fluff is actually dangerous for me."
Like June 23, 2025
Tality
"Oh, you! I'm not Terra, you know. I can see every little one of your wriggling little proteins. Compromise the fluff! As if!"
Like June 27, 2025
Hawk
*Looks her dead in the eyes unblinking while wearing blue jeans*
Like June 23, 2025
Tality
Tality smirks. "I see we have someone who lives on the edge. Very well, Hawk, I hereby remove my permission for you to wear pants for the next five minutes." Nothing happened. "Huh. Hold on, let me check my notes." She pulled a holographic tablet out of her mane and tapped through it. "Let's see. ... View More
Like June 23, 2025
Hawk
"I don't get much sleep, let alone at night"
Like June 23, 2025
Tality
"Ahh ... yeah, okay, it only affects people who share the dream realm with me. Which is like, usually anything with a brain. Welp. I can make your pants explode anyway, if you want."
Like June 24, 2025
Silver Shield
"What in Equestria are pants?"
Like June 23, 2025
Tality
"I know, right? They enclose and cover the rump apparently, with two tubes, one for each leg. Like diapers, but with legs. Utterly impractical ... unless you're wearing a space suit or something. May as well just use a skirt and some stockings."
Like June 23, 2025
Former Corporal Spinneret
"Tality, sweetie, baby, gravy, is this why our closet exploded?"
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Former Corporal Spinneret
Hornet yawned, slowly falling asleep in Tality.
Like June 29, 2025
Tality
Tality yawned and went to sleep. "Maybe everything will just be okay."
Like June 29, 2025
Former Corporal Spinneret
After a while, Spins left her room, sniffling. She looked over at Tality and Hornet and smiled softly. "How are my two sleepyheads doin?" she asked.
Like June 29, 2025
Thaumaturgy II Whickerbray-Coronet
Thaumaturgy is rushing through the street with a stack of highly valuable magical books on his back, his gait strained. He almost looks like a big lick horse with 3 stacks nearly as high as his ears, ... View More
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Tality
((I wrote a response for this weeks ago and I guess there was a day where the site got rolled back or something?!? Dangit. I'll give it another shot.)) Tality walked up a set of stone steps on her way through the town, whistling a song to herself that she was trying to place in her past. She paused... View More
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3/12
Tality
//Yep. But it's not everyone! Clearly! It'll take some time to find connections, but they'll happen! RPing is a hobby that takes a LOT of effort and sometimes gives very little back. But man, when you hit that sweet spot, there's nothing else like it. //I just try not to take it too hard. Remember ... View More
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Thaumaturgy II Whickerbray-Coronet
🫂 thank you for those kind words i dont want to be burned out and give up on roleplay, i hope to find the right people eventually
Like June 30, 2025
Tality
They're here! Sometimes filtering in and out. Sometimes I worry that I've put them off. And yeah! I have an absurd ridiculous character and maybe I have! It's usually these little brainworms that get in my head and it just takes me a while to get over them. Figuring out exactly how far to go with st... View More
Like June 30, 2025
Tality
I had a thought last night: Could you build a waterpark in space? In zero-g? I bet you could, but I haven't given it a lot of thought, I admit.
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Chase
In theory: Yes. In practice: Yes but only for a day because someone will inhale a floating water blob and die.
Like May 28, 2025
Tality
I wonder if maybe they could wear a mask or something that just prevents them from inhaling water.
Like May 30, 2025
Chase
Possible.
Like May 30, 2025
Shifter Burnside
Yes but also no and yes
Like May 29, 2025
Astro Blitz
No. The issue would water being unable stay in the waterpark. Zero-G? How will the water stay in the pool?
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Astro Blitz
That only works if the structure is large enough to main an atmosphere and the water. Even doing that would put an artificial gravity into play.
Like June 23, 2025
Tality
Alright, microgravity, then. But no I mean like a space station where you use put the water in motion and inertia keeps it going and you use some spinning parts to sweep it up every once in a while so you can still breathe and it's just kinda like a stupid huge engineering disaster of stupid physics... View More
Like June 24, 2025
Astro Blitz
So like a large space donut? That could help. The only down side would be having to have a system in the case a pony or water goes 'up' to high for the micro-gravity to affect them.
Like June 24, 2025
Ghostie Brightlight
"No, you'd die, probably even with a helmet, the pressure in space is terrible I hear," Ghostie said monotonously
Like June 24, 2025
Tality
Well I wouldn't, I'm from space. I drink, sleep and eat space. I grind it up and snort it. For breakfast.
Like June 25, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Nitroxus be riding on a boulder towards Tality's residence. While on his drive, Nitroxus would notice less and less animal life around. There was also very little sound too. Nitroxus was a little con... View More
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Yearling Writer
Oh hey, you're back! Welcome back!
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Tality
Thanks! It's good to be back! I never forgot about our roleplay. I just didn't have my wits together enough for it. I remember when we both said we wanted it to go on for a long time.
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3/5
Yearling Writer
I'm more than interested in finding out ^^ I've been finalizing a few things for Yearling as well and he is sorta still the same generally, though I have...SOOOO MUCH ready to roll in ^~^ Whenever you're ready of course.
Like May 15, 2025
Tality
Do you want to pick up where we left off? Seems a bit weird to keep bumping such an old topic. Could be better as a wall post from here on out.
Like May 16, 2025
Yearling Writer
Sure, I don't mind ^^
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Ghostbit
GASP!
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Tality
Surprise! Can't keep cosmic death horse down!
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Tality
"...there are infinitely many ways to suffer. I've cataloged them extensively while trying to build the perfect government, but the problem is virtually intractible. Impossible. Suffering is inevitable, eternal, and relieving the easy ones only ends up exposing more insidious ones."
Like May 19, 2025
Ghostbit
"Wut"
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Tality
"Ehh ... I'm not really feelin' it. Just take my word for it. Every form of madness is an excess of some part of sanity, a part of the truth. Not so much a loss of balance as the realization there isn't any in the first place. I am blessed with a sense of self that's impossible for me to lose, other... View More
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Bright Brave
Missed you homie. You doing good?
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Tality
Doing better. Life has been trying. Member of the household got cancer, and it's been ... well I have plenty of stories. As for me? I dunno. I'm starting to adjust to the new reality in America. I don't understand it. I mean, I do. I understand it all too well. I just thought ... there's no way they... View More
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3/4
Tality
Yeah. It's freaky. She's got lyme disease, kidney disease, diabetes, a fused spine, and just lost half her lymph nodes to the cancer. She keeps getting infections. And the way the health system is overstressed now ... if we're not constantly watching the nurses, they screw everything up because her ... View More
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Bright Brave
Yeah. That happened with my dad. I'm here for you if you need anything. *hug hug mcsnug*
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Tality
Thanks. *hugs back, big snugglewuggling* Not that I've ever had any idea what to ask for.
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Former Corporal Spinneret
you're back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tality
Yep. I think I might be. And wow, I guess I made an impression, huh?
Like May 14, 2025
Astro Blitz
//Here's we lay to rest a true OG of Roleplay. //Not to say that they are dead! Just say to that have not been online for nearly a year now.
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Tality
I think Tremors sounds like fun. Gives Tality some opportunities to blame stuff on the moleponies again.
Like May 15, 2025 Edited
Astro Blitz
Is that a crack at Nitroxus?
Like May 16, 2025
Tality
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe moleponies are real. Maybe she knows because her underground bunker is just the tip of the iceberg and she's been monitoring their progress on their plans to dominate the surface.... View More
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Astro Blitz
I'm keeping 3 eyes on you.
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