(warning this post is going to go dark) darker was in the office when one of his business friend was screaming at him about a bunch of bluitor buying arcade go stocks and he said "your loosing to a bunch of ponies who can't ask a stallion out?". darker make an announcement to his entire work place "everyone who buys arcade stocks i will increase your pay by one dollar and yes you can leave for the rest of the day with pay". darker watch as all of his employees leave the building as n...

(warning this story is just before hunter getting polo after he fell from the window and yes it will go dark) "well this is not good" hunter said as he just stood in front of the destroyed cart aiming the revolver at the cart. hunter looked at the destroyed cart door and said " how did this get destroyed?". hunter noticed a vine growing between the grooves of the cart wheel and said "strange, didn't think a vine grows that fast and..." hunter fired the revolver at a purple mare. "why do ...

(warning go dark and a bag of blood because vampires ) "you sure about taking him here is a good idea..." before the unicorn could say anything else toxic said "no that why i chained him in the dungeon" . the house was not a house but instead a castle near white tail woods. "should we at lease give him a blood bag or something?" the unicorn said as the vampire looked ticked off a bit. "again NO and look as long as he is here we don't have to vorry about him coming after us" toxic said ...

"what do you mean we ran out of coffee?" darker said as his accountant simply said "well you see our normal mail got changed to well, a flower arrangement". "hello am here to drop off the sheets of paper to a Mr. sky?" a mail griffin said as darker walked over and said "that me and we already got the sheets of paper". the griffin throws a sword at darker who simply grabbed it using magic before setting the sword on the accountant desk. "next time you throw a weapon at someone make sure they ...

"now i know why i don't come here" crimson said as he walked into a very bad sandstorm. "all i have to do is find that lamp, destroy it, and maybe get a new crystal for my collection" crimson said as he walked into a town wearing crystal goggles and a heavy cloak. there in the middle of the town gem dagger stood as crimson said "well am glade they kept the statue of me after all these years". "hello you seem new here, i am broken glass..." crimson closed their mouth and said "if your going t...

*warning this lore is going to get dark* "look like someone broke in to polo house weird" hunter said as he stepped on top of the front door and walked around. "nothing look like it missing so not a robbery" hunter said as he walked around the place. "the kitchen look damaged, might of been a fight of some kind" hunter said as he picked up a wood splinter then sniffs it. "smell like one of polo chairs, most likely destroyed by unknown person" hunter said as he looked at the brown spots in the r...

crimson sit there as a historian explain the crystal empire and crimson simple said "wrong in fact king sombra didn't exist up until 25 years later during it advancement in science and magic". then the historian started talking about celestia main and why it was always rainbow then crimson said "again wrong, she use all the element which cause her main to turn rainbow from the after effect of using all the elements at once". the historian started yelling at crimson as he simple said "and you...

ok so everyone knows this is a summery of what every one opolo fastter is a hybrid of two hybrids (i don't know how to explain it that much) darker sky is a unicorn who has snake fangs and on rare events he look like a skeleton snake hunter sky is a earth pony with wolf fur (and yes he a werewolf but, eyes have a neon look) ...

*warning this part of the lore going to go dark* polo was at home drinking tea when his door was broken into. the time was 9:00 pm as someone walked right near polo and said "hello music note it been what, 20 years since i last seen you and my you look better". polo just looked at them and said "who are you talking about?" then, the stranger grabbed the tea kettle and throws in at polo who ducked. "you know what am talking about after all, i own you" the stranger said as they proceed to t...

about a year ago someone force polo to put this make up on and side "have you consider BOTTOM TEXT". he then ask for the make up and put it on. it was so dislike the owner of the site consider a dislike button. polo got the award for worst oc that year. the end