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Polo Fastter

Male. Lives in  Rainbow Falls,  Equestria. Born on December 16, 1999
Race
unicorn
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
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Company, Organization, or Institution » Cause
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Polo Fastter
Hope anyone that made an account to just post scam links mud in their shoes with rocks for all of their life.
2 people like this.
Polo Fastter
Also hope there a rule about scam links being bannable exist. That way we get less shady people here.
Like March 25, 2026
Shifter Burnside
yea
Like March 25, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
There was more?
Like March 25, 2026
Polo Fastter
Anything new everypony?
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Shifter Burnside
idk
Like March 25, 2026
Snow Storm
I’m gonna boop you.
Like March 25, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB Chapter 4: Rumble in the Throughway) (Cant tag Obsilion since he can't log in, but he's still going to reply as he can) *We would go out into... View More
1 person liked this.
Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*Jewel would stretch.* Im going to go get a coffee. It's probably going to be a long ride to wherever Stishoe is next. *She hops off her chair and flies off toward the kitchen.*
Like March 17, 2026
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3/64
Skystar, The Hippogriff Princess
*Skystar would press her head against Stickman's neck.* Hey. Remember the motto of the Solaris. We all lift together. You aren't fighting this alone, hon. We're all fighting together.
Like 15 hours ago
Mr. Puzzles, The Entertainment Connoisseur
See, Stickman? You aren't alone in this. We're all behind you... even if some of us are enemies.
Like 15 hours ago
Queen Lesa
As The Queen continued to stare out the window, she let her thoughts roam freely inside of her head.
Like 11 hours ago
Polo Fastter
Polo looked at the cup of water that is on fire "Why..."
3 people like this.
Glitterbomb Crybaby
"Maybe I like my water medium rare anyways.." Glitterbomb smiled reassuringly, betraying a slight wince.
Like March 9, 2026
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3/7
Polo Fastter
"...You don't cook water."
Like March 11, 2026
Glitterbomb Crybaby
"Spoken like somepony who drank undercooked water and got tummy problems!"
Like March 11, 2026
Polo Fastter
"You still don't cook water."
Like March 11, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would blink.* Polo, this water contains heavy traces of natural gases and other hydrocarbons. Meaning its completely unhealthy to drink. Since it burst into flames almost instantly, means that has heavy metals in it too. Like lead or possibly potassium or magnesium. Which again, makes it c... View More
Like March 9, 2026
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3/6
Nitroxus Soulspins
To file for all the permits and whatnot?
Like March 9, 2026
Polo Fastter
"Yeah, will be a month."
Like March 9, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
I shall wait for you.
Like March 9, 2026
PB
Some creature wanted tea and so I needed to boil water but i only have paper cups. Plus I'm using my tool normally meant for when I fire metals as I can't be close to hot stuff due to my composition.
Like March 10, 2026
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3/10
PB
Well anything with sugar and peanuts really...among one other thing but we don't talk about that.
Like March 11, 2026
Polo Fastter
"Fair enough. So I am problably going to just pretend the fire didn't happen."
Like March 11, 2026
PB
Understood
Like March 11, 2026
Soliana Flare
I don't even know how this happened!?
Like March 10, 2026
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3/4
Soliana Flare
*she drinks the entire thing fire and all* Does this suffice?
Like March 10, 2026
Polo Fastter
"That will do?" He was now confused.
Like March 10, 2026
Soliana Flare
Wonderful.
Like March 11, 2026
Polo Fastter
hmmm Man I hope AI runs out of money~
17 people like this.
Trailblazey
who doesn't at this point.
Like February 24, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
this bubble will burst * giant needle in hand*
Like February 24, 2026
Pepper Snap
I don’t think it ever will. It will be used to bring about universal basic income and solve the homelessness problem by giving everyone a free pod to live in and everyone will forget about it
Like February 24, 2026
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3/5
Polo Fastter
Matrix~
Like February 24, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
you mean the hit movie starring Keanu Steeds the maretrix?
Like February 24, 2026
PinkBow
Nd then we can aurafarm woaw..
Like February 24, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
F**k AI...
Like February 24, 2026
Polo Fastter
wtf happened in the last 20 minutes?
6 people like this.
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
An idiot trying to prove he's tough by hating on our beloved series. Failed miserably.
Like February 12, 2026
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3/4
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Yup
Like February 12, 2026
Polo Fastter
figured, hopefully they don't come back
Like February 12, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Seems like Comp crushed their skull pretty good
Like February 12, 2026
Shifter Burnside
no i DEA
Like February 12, 2026
Chase
A bored 14 year old started spamming swasticas on every post
Like February 12, 2026
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3/10
Shifter Burnside
i WAS anti-furry... now i will have no comment on them
Like February 12, 2026
Polo Fastter
honestly to me it just some troll that did a bad job due to the joke being overly used.
Like February 12, 2026
Shifter Burnside
yea
Like February 13, 2026
Polo Fastter
She was outside eating a hay sandwich while relaxing. "So this is what peace looks like?"
Polo Fastter
Polo's shop will not list potion in it
5 people like this.
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxas would slam her hooves on the desk.* What do you mean you don't sell potions? I came here for a few.
Like February 10, 2026
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3/19
Polo Fastter
She set out a crystal, a spell rune, and a cross. "From what the inventory said, the crystal only increases intelligence by one, that is a mind ward that protects from a small level creatures, and the cross protects sometimes from ghost possession."
Like February 16, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Darn it. I would need something far more powerful. Since this thing that is watching me, has more of a old worldly power.
Like February 17, 2026
Polo Fastter
"Nothing that powerful here."
Like February 17, 2026
Honey Seep
Potion Seller. I am going into battle and need only your strongest potions.
Like February 12, 2026
Polo Fastter
"I am not doing that."
Like February 12, 2026
Polo Fastter
Polo Fastter
"Oh yeah, it that month...."
4 people like this.
Meino Mysticforger
"Your month, I presume."
Like January 31, 2026
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3/5
Polo Fastter
"We just gotten a break from the war..."
Like February 2, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"There was a war? Did you win?"
Like February 3, 2026
Polo Fastter
"Can't say, the war at this point been going on and on."
Like February 3, 2026
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