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Loona

Loona

Female. Lives in Dumpster fire called hell!,  Beyond Equestria. Born on November 25, 2001
Race
Hellhound
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
I didn’t ask to be here. My boss signed me up because he thinks pretending to be a magical horse will “open me up emotionally” or whatever. I’m just here so he’ll shut up.
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Loona
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„Can you do me a favor and stop telling your people that they should go to hell? Please don’t, we’ve already enough idiots“ #rp
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Nitroxus Soulspins
I'm not telling ponies to go to Hell. I been telling them to go to Heaven! Yet they don't tend to take that line greatly. Is that odd?
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3/4
Nitroxus Soulspins
You mean the good souls or idiots?
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Loona
she barks out a laughter “The idiots of course”
Like 3 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Gotcha. Yea, I can't fix stupidity. Like my "legally sane" Uncle Goldsmoke Soulspark would say. 'Don't weep for the stupid, for you'll being crying all day.'
Like 3 hours ago
Monarch Masquerade
I'd never say such an awful thing.
Like 4 hours ago
Loona
„Good“
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Nightengale Nighttime
Where else are they supposed to go to if not hell?
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3/5
Loona
“No and I don’t care, and that’s not the point, keep your idiots out of hell and maybe I can enjoy at least one day without bumping into one”
Like 3 hours ago
Nightengale Nighttime
Honestly, sounds like a you problem.
Like 3 hours ago
Loona
“You know what else is a you-problem? Your broken nose”
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Dr. Norman Reiner
"Loona, hun, Where else perfectly encapsulates suffering like hell?"
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3/7
Loona
She rolls her eyes with a shrug “Gee.. I wonder why? The only reason you die in hell is either you’re stupid, have the kink for it OR asked for it.. “ She pauses for a moment, tail flicks.... View More
Like 2 hours ago
Dr. Norman Reiner
"It's because of paperwork, but your attempts of getting under my skin is cute at best. Try harder. " Norman raised a brow and gave the same look she was giving, except more judgemental. "It's a one liner, Loona. Something you toss into the world at someone. Who cares if it is lazy? If anything I... View More
Like 44 minutes ago
Loona
She waves her hand lazily at him “getting under your skin? Seriously? You’re thinking I’m trying?” She leans closer, a growl “there would be no trying..” She leans back again “I’m not that stupid, I know what it means”
Like 11 minutes ago