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Valora
“cheese.” #rp
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Ghostbit
"cake"
Like 9 minutes ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have leaked to the press, all over your terrible secrets.* There we go, free press for all! #rp
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Shifter Burnside
you too *does the same thing* bye
Like Yesterday, 7:04 pm
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Suxortin Snipslous
Why are you staring at me like that? Stop it! I command you to stop staring at me.
Like Yesterday, 9:37 pm
Shifter Burnside
youre naked
Like Yesterday, 10:07 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
No I am not.
Like 17 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...I mean everyone already knows I sleep with a teddy bear. So its not really a secret.
Like 17 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Have you washed it?
Like 17 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Of course! I wash the teddy bear after every use. My sister wouldn't let me hear the end of it if I didnt.
Like 6 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" No way you got every detail in there. I cover my tracks pretty well. "
Like 17 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
I have my ways.
Like 6 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Okay then. Who am I fighting against then? Who is my mother? And what am I really? "
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB Chapter 5: The Fate of the Multiverse) *The battle had begun! As the villains would make their advance, I would hold up my sword and poin... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would go first, with my sword held tight, I would clash with Stishoe. Smg4 and his Mario would help me.*
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Aurora Sparkle
Enshrouded in smoke, Aurora would have to drop her spell. She couldn't defend against the botls suddenly, and many of which would make contact with her. They may not have been powerful, but they would still sting. The constant hits caused her to cry out in pain. And all it really did was piss her o... View More
Like 15 hours ago
Queen Lesa
Good thing nobody could hear what came out from Lesa's mouth when she saw Aurora lose it... The Queen might've been in no condition to fight especially with how much coughing she was doing, but she had to shield herself fast. "Ooh holy mother I pray to you now... give me the strength... give me the ... View More
Like 14 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Skye) Oh, well then... I guess you're alright then. *Skye would rejoin the battle. Meanwhile, the other villains, thanks to the pins, would start to get the upper hand.*
Like 9 hours ago
Gloom The Clown
"To all the 'wildlife' outside my house cawing and squeaking needs to get a job." Gloom pointed a blue shotgun out the door as she took a shot at a random trash can, leaving holes in it. #rp
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Pepper Snap
Pepper falls dead with a half eaten half rotten gourd in her mouth
Like 17 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would stare at the sky.* Oh come on already! I knew I placed it up there! Did it run out a fuel? How is it still not here? *He stood up.* Where the heck are you?! #rp
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Gloom The Clown
"Have you checked... Up your butt and to the left." Gloom honked her blue nose.
Like April 23, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*The Yellow Demon would slowly turn towards to Gloom. Once fully staring at them. He would blink.* I have found it....and you will be the first target of my rage and power. Look up, and tremble in fear. *Above, was a planet breaking meteor in the sky. It was aimed right for Gloom.* Fall
Like April 23, 2026
Gloom The Clown
"And what? Be scared? Give me a break." Gloom drank from her pint of whiskey. "Watch this shit." Gloom opened her phone and said, "Cosmo, honey, I need you to handle that. Thank you, baby doll." Gloom hung up and pointed up as a wave of ungodly magic would wrap around the meteor, slowing crushing i... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Upon having his cheek pinched, his face would fall off. He regrow the head.* Don't patronize me. Who said that was the only one? *Points back at the sky. As now many meteors were falling.*
Like Yesterday, 7:34 pm
Gloom The Clown
"You don't know HOW many people I killed to get where I'm at! You're in Harlow now, not some city slum. You're in the city of screams!" Gloom tugged at her pants as she pulled a book out and a hooded head. Gloom opened the blood covered book as it flipped on its own, her mouth widening artificiall... View More
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Gloom The Clown
Gloom would grin and laugh, unfazed by his chaos. "Really? Water? A little ground shaking? Come on!" Glooms book would flipp open as words came out of it. An angry voice hidden deep within the book now materialize, "You stupid pony. Shut your trap! I am NEFARIOUS! I am beyond any god. I am anomoulo... View More
Like Yesterday, 11:46 am
Sunshine Serenade (Mods)
Suxortin Snipslous requested: /roll 1d20
1 roll(s) of D20 dice
Roll results: 12 = 12

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Like 17 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would be crushed by this display of power. He raised a hoof.* You're not special....
Like 17 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would unveil his recent doomsday weapon. Upon firing it, everypony was reduced to being a foal again. Only he was immune from it.* Yes! With every living being reverted back to an infant, I ... View More
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Shifter Burnside
nope (shift just has less damage because he is transformer)
Like Yesterday, 9:27 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Converts back to seed pod.*
Like Yesterday, 9:37 pm
Shifter Burnside
who me? nope
Like Yesterday, 10:06 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Go back to your larval state.
Like 17 hours ago
Ghostbit
“…” Ghost was floating right behind Sux. Remaining ever quiet
Like Yesterday, 6:23 am Edited
Suxortin Snipslous
*Was looking around.* Shouldn't there be more foals out and about?
Like 17 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
*is literally ageless so this is completely useless on her, is also death so yeah...*
Like Yesterday, 7:51 am
Suxortin Snipslous
Okay, explain how you're not affected?
Like 17 hours ago
Iridescent_Edge
The one thing he did not account for is their rebellious phase.
Like 19 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*He had a belt.* Don't make me use it.
Like 17 hours ago
Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*Jewel would be up late cause why not.* #rp
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Free the princess, or yoshi here will eat your castle piece by piece of toiee finer! #rp
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Bubble Berry
"nom!" #rp
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The Mimikin
"No."
Like Yesterday, 11:14 am
Meino Mysticforger
"Mon!"
Like 22 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Fruity takes a big ol chomp outta this guy and blows a pretty impressive bubble with it. Like huge.
Like 20 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
"Five years ago...I lost thirty thousand bits in the blink of an eye, and the bank just freakin' watched!" He pulls out a portable drill and slowly loads it with a battery. "Tomorrow, there will be no... View More
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Autumn Night
"Woah, what do you plan to do with that drill? Hang a framed photo? Wait.. better yet, give me a lobotomy?" Autumn says with a snort, then holds up a hammer and waves it towards the bank vault. "Besides, I don't work here.. I was actually planning on... securing some of those bonds myself, make some... View More
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Nightly Starfall
"Heyyyy I understood that reference." Night chuckled, not expecting to see a sentence with such familiar cadence. "But hey, If you are planning on doing a little something something, I didn't see anything." She rolls her eyes and starts whistling as she begins to walks away from the future crime sce... View More
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