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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would walk away from the water tower. He was whistling too. He was happy, since he just placed a microorganism into the water supply. It wouldn't kill anypony. It however will cause everypon... View More
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Glimmer Moon
*glimmer boops the pony as they pass*
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Choatic much?
Like 23 hours ago
Glimmer Moon
I tend to be yes
Like 23 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Right?
Like 7 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Half of my force would be out of commission cause of this.* God damn it.
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
What about the other half?
Like 23 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
They dont drink the water from Equestria.
Like 23 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Oh...
Like 23 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
they have filters now you yellow piece of shit
Like Yesterday, 7:01 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
You're going to need more than carbon filter and steel shifters to stop it.
Like 23 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would place many cakes around ponies' kitchens. All made to their favorite flavors too. He even laughed as he left the scene with another 40 cakes. That's like 4 tens. Or possibly, 10 fours.... View More
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Vanil
Suxortin has committed a felony, and will now be hunted down by the law
Like 20 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Good Luck, there is no prison in the world that can contain me.
Like 19 minutes ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would be smoking a lot of cigars and cigarettes. He would do this, not because he enjoyed it. He did it to make the entire area smell back. His body would natural repel the harsh toxins off ... View More
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Yami Crosshide
*the smoke was then all inhaled by the one being that it cant hurt....yami....he thinks its a cloud form of cottoncandy*
Like April 11, 2026
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3/11
Suxortin Snipslous
No. I'm not organic. I have transcended that.
Like 23 hours ago
Yami Crosshide
so you lied? or are you still flesh *he walked up slightly towering overhim and poking him*
Like 5 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would pull off his own head.* Does this look mortal to you? *He placed his head on his shoulder.* Not bound by flesh and blood.
Like 20 minutes ago
Shifter Burnside
shift would be smoking with him, and prodding the yellow horse with the hot cigarette butts.
Like April 13, 2026
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3/7
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes. I can do it, pretty easily.
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
are you sure?
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes.
Like April 14, 2026
Sophie H.
“Horse Butt” #rp
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Autumn Night
"You kiss your mother with that mouth!?"
Like 3 hours ago
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3/6
Autumn Night
"B-But.. I wanted to go hang out with my friends!" Autumn whined, then threw her backpack across the room. "This isn't fair, you're mean!!"
Like 3 hours ago
Sophie H.
She goes on her hind legs to stand straight, crossing her hooves on her chest „mean but fair! Now young lady! As long your hooves are under MY table, you follow my rules! Now off to your room!“
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Autumn Night
"I HATE YOU!" Autumn shouts back and bursts into tears, sprinting away and to her room! She slams the door, turns on her loud rock music, and writes angrily in her diary! "No one understands me!" The grown adult mare shouts!
Like 2 hours ago
Maxh Vezpyre
"Wot!"
Like 2 hours ago
Sophie H.
„World of tanks?“ o:
Like 2 hours ago
Maxh Vezpyre
"Yes, yes indeed, horse tanks"
Like 2 hours ago
Chase
"Please consider the following: Griffon butt."
Like 2 hours ago
Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
The streets of Canterlot are near impossible to ignore today. Parchment clings to every surface—lampposts, archways, notice boards, even the sides of passing carriages. The sheets are uniform, crisp,... View More
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would place a bucket worth of crabs into your bed. As for why, you dared to smile in his direction. For that, he had to make you pay.* You don't get to show genuine joy in my presence! *He ... View More
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Shifter Burnside
no u suffer *makes a very large hole in your load-bearing walls so that the moment you get home the building collapses on you*
Like April 13, 2026
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Suxortin Snipslous
You do realized that you're just helping me. I don't need a home.
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
these were marked for demolition by suicide bomber anyway, was doing those poor horses a favour
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Why you...?
Like April 14, 2026
Soliana Flare
Yay Free food!
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3/7
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes I have. No, I don't want any steamed crabs.
Like April 14, 2026
Soliana Flare
More for me.
Like April 15, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Have fun, now bye. *He would float away.*
Like 23 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB Chapter 5: The Fate of the Multiverse) *The battle had begun! As the villains would make their advance, I would hold up my sword and poin... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would go first, with my sword held tight, I would clash with Stishoe. Smg4 and his Mario would help me.*
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Flam
Flam seemed to back off and to the side. It seemed that for now, ubtil stitchshoe wore the pin he had given him, he was not going to get involved in the fight, seeming to vanish from eyesight.
Like Yesterday, 7:28 pm
Polo Fastter
M27 walked over to Flam before sitting down. "Like I said before. I have to guard you, that means if any side tries to harm you then I would have to fight."
Like Yesterday, 7:33 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Stishoe had the pin on the entire time, he put it on back in chapter 3, but the posts went by too fast)
Like Yesterday, 7:36 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB Chapter 4: Rumble in the Throughway) (Cant tag Obsilion since he can't log in, but he's still going to reply as he can) *We would go out into... View More
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*Jewel would stretch.* Im going to go get a coffee. It's probably going to be a long ride to wherever Stishoe is next. *She hops off her chair and flies off toward the kitchen.*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Fine. I'll let it happen.) (Stishoe) Fine. I didn't even need my ship anyway to destroy you lot. It won't matter in the end.
Like Yesterday, 6:04 pm Edited
Flam
As stitchshoe continued to blabber on it seemed flam grew more and more irritated and rather pissed off. And as he continued to yammer on, Flam simply poured magic from his horn and fired a magical shot aimed directly at stitchoes head. He made his presence known on the side of both of the opposing... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Stishoe would dodge the blast.* (Stishoe) Straight to the point then, hmm? Alright... *He would hold his hand up, and the villains would get into a battle position. Stishoe would smile insanely.* Kill them! Avenge your deaths!
Like Yesterday, 6:43 pm
Ghostbit
Angel Stared [Not Ghostbit yet, This was before!] at (Oc name here) Puffing his cheeks out whilst staring Daggers into the Creature in front of him, His Friend, The Element Bearer of Kindness had aske... View More
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Autumn Night
Autumn has once again broken into the Royal Castle and now lazily sits upon the throne, wearing mismatched regalia. "Approach peasants and let Queen Autumn hear your petitions.." She declares with a b... View More
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Blackstone Edge
I'm pushing you back into the grave again...
Like April 14, 2026
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3/6
Blackstone Edge
*she'd summon a coffin and then open it* Alright get in.
Like April 14, 2026
Autumn Night
"I don't think I'll fit, you go first as a demostration."
Like April 14, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*she forces you inside anyway *
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Glimmer Moon
*Glimmer rolls their eyes* look I'ma ask you nicely once get off the throne only pony who can claim the throne is Luna, the mother of night. *Glimmers magic starts to unsheath dawnbraker*
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Autumn Night
“Well said Kadai! See, he recognizes our right to rule! I hereby name him ‘Champion of Equestria’, and grant him all anything cool he finds laying about the castle!” Autumn decrees, banging her scepter upon the ground!
Like April 15, 2026
Glimmer Moon
I'm going to enjoy killing you~ *they said before looking at the guard* are you with me or against me guard? My mother is the only one who deserves the throne, my aunt is just meat figure head. *Their saddle bags have two logos on them one is lunas cutie mark the other is the army of nightmare moon*... View More
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Kadai Montanya
Kadai let out an audible sigh as he steps between the two bats. "Neither. Though, my duty is to Equestria and her citizens. I too, once followed Nightmare Moon, but we lost, and our penance was to serve the interest of Equestria as was Luna's will." His head turns to glance at Autumn with a side e... View More
Like April 15, 2026
Princess Silky ❤️
*audibly clears her throat.* AHEM! What are you doing on the throne? >:C
Like April 14, 2026
Autumn Night
"Trying to get comfortable, but this dang thing is breaking my butt!" Autumn says nonchalantly, wiggling around a bit till she finds a nice position. "NOW.. what do request from the Queen?"
Like April 14, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
Chelsea was also there. How mysterious.
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Autumn Night
"WOAH! Chelsea that's... a pretty good idea.. do you think we can gerrymandering the voting districts so we can remain in power forever!? ER- I mean cheesecake maybe? I'm also good with good ol' fashion chocolate cake!"
Like April 14, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
“Yes! AND we’ll surround ourselves with unicorn advisors and earth pony milit- ahem cheese cake will do.” She nodded. Two women being evil, this is so good bestie
Like April 14, 2026
Autumn Night
“Yes, cheese cake! Nothing else, we are good and righteous Queens who only want a good snack!… hmm,” Autumn smacks her lips thoughtfully. “Well.. you know what else sounds good!? Crude oil! Maybeeee we send out our guards to get just a little bit of that too- for the cheese cake though, nothing more... View More
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