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You did what! *Suxortin would flip an entire tree from the root and into the air. He walked over to robot.* You didn't destroy the data center, like commanded you to do? You had 1 job! Just that job!
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Pizzamovies
Destroying data centers is a thankless job.
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Yesterday, 8:51 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
I killed so many ponies, for an insult like that.
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Yesterday, 9:25 pm
Chase
Thats just me stating facts. Me insulting you would be me saying you look like someone attacked C3P0 with a can of black spray paint and bad life choices.
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Yesterday, 9:29 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
I don't know what this C3P0 is, yet it sounds like a weakling.
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1 hour ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
No, you're doing it wrong. *I pull out a card and fling it toward the data center. Out pops Thomas, the Thermonuclear Bomb.* Now hit the deck!
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Yesterday, 8:53 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Did to you just try to blow me up?
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1 hour ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Nope, I was aiming for blowing up the data center, not you.
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1 hour ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Why are you doing it?
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7 minutes ago
*Suxortin would have leaked to the press, all over your terrible secrets.* There we go, free press for all! #rp
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Why are you staring at me like that? Stop it! I command you to stop staring at me.
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April 24, 2026
...I mean everyone already knows I sleep with a teddy bear. So its not really a secret.
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April 25, 2026
*I shrug.* You're just trying to dig up dirt on me, good luck on that endeavor. Both me and my sister dont got anything on us.
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Yesterday, 8:38 pm
" No way you got every detail in there. I cover my tracks pretty well. "
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April 25, 2026
No, its a clause in the job. I commissioned the press, to do their job. Who said that I wanted that infomation for myself?
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1 hour ago
" Wait... " Silent lived up to his namesake for a moment.
" ....How in-depth did you tell them to go exactly? "
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46 minutes ago
As deep as they could. Better be worth it. I gave them more than 3 tons of gold.
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7 minutes ago
"What would you say was your favorite moment from your life thus far? What about that moment made it special?" Taking out a clipboard from her saddlebag and removing a quill from her device on her hoo... View More
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He batted at the air with his hoof to shoo away the awkwardness. "I'm concerned that I'm so vertically challenged that you genuinely think I'm a colt." He said with genuine worry in his voice. He didn't need this today. "I was just jestin' at your suspicious behaviour. Lookin' for an alibi or someth... View More
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April 27, 2026
"I assure you I made more assumption of age based on your response to the question sir." she nodded her head, "Any pony or creature can have any level of emotional and intellectual maturity, no matter the height." she smiles. "bahh Im just new at this surveying gig. Sorry if I seem suspicious." she ... View More
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April 27, 2026
Her throat ticks away, magic writing to the cylinder within, before it clicks as they flick their brush tail idly. A tinny voice emerges as she pantomimes visible speech with her mouth. "I am unsure of the current year." Looking up to the sun- obviously without consequences due to lacking physical e... View More
Looking to a nearby structure with her ears swiveled into a faintly disappointed position, Clockwork sighs once again. "Unfortunately, the majority here see me as nothing more than simply an advanced golem, not believing my claim of having a soul." Looking back to Luminosity, "It appears in these ti... View More
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20 hours ago
“Now Clockwork you listen here, there are gonna be a large majority that think that way… those folks were gonna think that way about anything they don’t understand though, plus I bet the golems of today can hold a candle to you. Intelligence isn’t the marker of sentience my friend. There is so much ... View More
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3 hours ago
The living automaton had already long well internalized these thoughts. But she wasn't going to make Luminosity feel awkward for offering such comfort. Nodding faintly with a thankful smile, "Thank you, Luminosity. I have run my course negotiating with those here, but I was always going to continue ... View More
I'm literally the royal painter and one who is occasionally authorized by Celestia herself on restoring particular historical paintings or statues. In fact I've even made one of the stained glass windows in the castle. I mean they aren't the only royals I deal with but the more common ones I prefer ... View More
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Yesterday, 6:32 pm
“Oh. You must be quite the painter then if in the employ of the princesses!” She said trying to defuse more.
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Yesterday, 7:53 pm
Star was rather confused, her saddlebag overly packed as usual as she had been stopped in the streets of Ponyville. She had a hoof raised slightly, and her eyes were certainly not astute enough to have caught the library card. After a moment to reorient her mind after being hit with the barrage of q... View More
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April 27, 2026
Star rubbed the side of her head for a moment, then looked back to Luminosity. "Uh y-you could say that. It was a more...how can I say this politely?" She asked, mainly to herself before settling on a favorable string of words. "He opened a rather high-end resturaunt here. He's known to be the head ... View More
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2 hours ago
“Ohhh.. I see. Wrong demographics for the food he was trying to bring. I’m sorry that happened, I’m sure that was tough for your father to swallow.. I’m sure business is still booming in Canterlot though.” She said with some excitement, “I’ll write that down as something to try when I’m in the capit... View More
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1 hour ago
"Well, I'm not really sure swallowing that pill is a good way to put it. My dad is rather proud and...well stubborn." She explained, then shook his head. "But hey, I still recommend it. Let me know what you think if I see you again, yeah?" She gave her a smile, then carefully levitate her saddlebag ... View More
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57 minutes ago
You're on your first date with Autumn, a beautiful evening dinner at an exquisite restaurant downtown! Autumn claimed all the bruschetta appetizer for herself as a joke!; But now she's began to snarl ... View More
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*Throws up a peace sign and disappears. In my place manifests Smg4.*
(Smg4) Where am I?
(Smg4) No, its short for Supermarioglitchy4, or Supermemeguardian4 if you wanna go by my lore...
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3 hours ago
"...I Hate You Sooooo much Right now. Like My eye is Twitching, Which never happened ever." He said, Now One has to wonder why He didn't just phase through the Ropes ?, Well He was too focused on anger right now so He kinda didn't think of that.
So For now He just decided to make the Brea- Well It'... View More
"Oooh, let me get you some eyedrops, I think I brought some with me," The mare said with a smile, looking away to rummage in her purse. As she came back around, she caught sight of the empty platter and let out a shockingly loud gasp! "What!? How.. Where!?"
Her eyes dart around, finally shooting u... View More
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3 hours ago
So It appeared She took the bait!, Cause Ghost proceeds to make the Bread Fall to the ground, only to start hovering once more, Some pieces falling almost to the ground, Other's not, They appeared to Rise and lower and Random, He had hoped this would allow him to Bite at the Ropes Restraining him, S... View More
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2 hours ago
"Over my dead body!" Autumn said with a growl, then hissed at the waiter! "My coupons are still good for the next three hours!"
Winter'Swatch had ordered mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce for herself, as well as a beer, but she was denied the beer because she 'didn't bring her ID with her'. She got the sticks, at least. After the food arrives, she starts cramming the delicious meal into her mouth with not a single ounce ... View More
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3 hours ago
"Five years ago...I lost thirty thousand bits in the blink of an eye, and the bank just freakin' watched!" He pulls out a portable drill and slowly loads it with a battery. "Tomorrow, there will be no... View More
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"Woah, what do you plan to do with that drill? Hang a framed photo? Wait.. better yet, give me a lobotomy?" Autumn says with a snort, then holds up a hammer and waves it towards the bank vault. "Besides, I don't work here.. I was actually planning on... securing some of those bonds myself, make some... View More
"You know, I didn't come up with a plan really. Just thought I would see what would happen if I threatened to drill into a vault at the bank. But, since we are on the same page...let's get that gold then!" He raised his drill and pressed the trigger a few times, spinning the bit.
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3 hours ago
"Heyyyy I understood that reference." Night chuckled, not expecting to see a sentence with such familiar cadence. "But hey, If you are planning on doing a little something something, I didn't see anything." She rolls her eyes and starts whistling as she begins to walks away from the future crime sce... View More
"Nice! Now to secure the Gold Eagle!" He said as he ran to the vault and started drilling a hole into it. Moments later, he would be tackled by security as his drill was deemed inadequate for use on the vault.
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2 hours ago
(O:FB Chapter 5: The Fate of the Multiverse)
Queen Lesa Aurora Sparkle Spinneret Flam
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*The battle had begun! As the villains would make their advance, I would hold up my sword and poin... View More
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(Have https://youtu.be/epzVXqqtGgI?si=2tcfyBGmDS8GRoMx this going for maximum effect)
*I would go first, with my sword held tight, I would clash with Stishoe. Smg4 and his Mario would help me.*
(Ah ok, he can provide cover as they make their way into the Nexus)
The villains are being weakened! We must provide cover fire down here as the two make their stand in the Nexus! *He would shoot at Kerapac as he would kneel down due to the tumor. He would try and use his time powers, but they wouldn't work.*
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8 hours ago
Autumn keeps crashing into you at the roller rink and then skates away really fast! She doesn't even say sorry! #rp
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Nar starts skating backwards just to stare her down as she approaches. Also to show off to the other guests at the rink, but mostly to keep an eye on Autumn. As much as he would like to do something rash, like trip her, that could lead to serious injury, and he's not willing to do that to someone el... View More
"Wooah! How did you get so good at this? Did you skate professionally or something?" Autumn asked in wonder, than a wicked grin crossed her lips. "My turn!" She declares, and crosses her legs just like he did! Just like him... totally! A mere second later, a pony ball the color of Autumn goes rollin... View More
At least she didn’t take anyone out on her way down. After such. Tumble though, there’s no way he’s letting stay out on the rink. With a smooth slide, Nar stops beside Autumn, offering her a hand to help her up.
“Well, you didn’t kill anyone by accident, so there’s that. I’ve just got over a decade... View More
Autumn gratefully took his hoof from the heap she was laying in, and let him pull her up onto unsteady hooves! "Oh don't worry about me getting a concussion," She'd say, giving her skull a nice tap of the hoof. "I'm actually a boxer, so I know how to take a hit or two to the noggin! However... I wo... View More
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Yesterday, 7:55 pm
Fruity stared up at the cyborg mare from his compromising, boneless state. His eyes widened, emotions flashing through his mind. Shock, fear, disgust, anger… and intrigue? He was certainly curious. Naturally he would have been completely on board with this had it not been for that voice.
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"GAHH!? Legs! Da I have no more llllllllegggggggz!" Autumn 3000 shouts and grabs the powder filled sack of skin that was Fruity and tosses him upon her back. "We got to get to da choppa! Sheet, wrong movie!!" She screams as the evil Autumn starts to crawl back onto the rink from the arcade! Autumn 3... View More
“Hey, hey. Reel it-“ Fruity ducked his head down at the first shotgun blast. “Reel it in, big guy, what the hell are w- OH NO.” He gasped, mouth agape as the Liquid Metal Autumn oozed her way out of the arcade like a weirdo. “KILL IT, WE ARE SO COOKED KILL IT NOW!”
Fruity’s body may have been pulv... View More
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Yesterday, 9:01 pm
Pressed nearer to the wall with each collision, too uncomfortable to speak up, Bubblegum reflected on the decisions that had led her back to the roller-rink today. She had hoped coming here at an entirely different time would stop her run-ins with the bat pony. Just one time, she would have liked to... View More
A screaming child and mother skated past the stranger and in the blink of an eye... they were gone! Where..? What..? HOW..?? She wasn't anywhere else on the dance floor! Nor the food court... not even the arcade... what had become of her..?
Bubblegum would hear the breath of the stranger only seco... View More
But- but she had seen her, out on the floor, hadn't she? Surely she couldn't have moved so fast. Just a second ago, that pony with the light hair and dark coat. Dark like the chilled, drying, dying branches. She had been so sure of her escape, in those few fleeting moments of safety.
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Autumn saw the fight leave Bubblegum's eyes and knew that she had won. Together, the two mares did the hokey-pokey along with all those other poor souls, trapped in limbo, sticking their limbs in and out and shaking it all about! How long did they moved with the rhythm? How long did that ritual last... View More
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9 hours ago
