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Flash Wilson
Flash holds up today's newspaper with a proud smile, "I wrote this article about you!" He says. The title, 'Stinky Stupid Head Smells BAD!', there's even a picture! #rp
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Meino Mysticforger
"That's not me! That can't be me." Meino looked closer at the picture. "Mmm, yep. This looks AI generated...THE NERVE!"
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Meino Mysticforger
"The only statements my lawyer is going to make are on how much YOU are going to pay ME for defamation! We'll see who is the 'smelly bad' then!" Meino laughed and whipped out his phone. "Oh buddy, I bet you think I won't call him up. I bet you think you have won, but there is no winning here." Meino... View More
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Flash Wilson
Flash paused, then suddenly leaned in and sniffed Meino closely. Scrunching his face after a mere second, Flash waved a hoof in front of his nose! "Phew! No statements needed! I think I got it all right here-" He clicks his pen and wiggles his eyebrows, "In the fine print!"
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Meino Mysticforger
"Ah, okay. Go ahead and say whatever. I shower and your word is only YOUR word." Meino tapped on his phone and searched up a few things. "Let's see here...yep, this guy is a fraud. Says so on one of your competitors' websites." Meino chuckled as he scrolled through a bunch of random websites. "Oh bu... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus looked at flash and smiled, "Awe... Kiddo's first article! Keep at it young man. You must want an autograph!" Oddeus signed his name as 'Dr. Odd' on the page he was holding up. "I'm glad to support upstarts like yourself." Odd put his pen in his coat pocket and gave a thumbs up before walk... View More
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Flash Wilson
"Wha-," Flash stared, dumbstruck, then waved his paper up at the retreating Dr. "I'm a chief writer! I've written dozens of articles! HUNDREDS! I CALLED YOU STINKY!" Unbelievable, Flash had gotten beat by his own game! This was unbearable... time to write more stinky articles about the Dr.! "He.. ... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Odd would hear all this and shake his head, "Mana addicts. Like get a job or something." He mumbled to himself.
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Flash Wilson
And thus began their superhero nemeses! Dr. Oddeus and the Flash! At least that's what he drew in a very mean comic strip the next sunday!
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PB
Well Blue Blood is worse than this...honestly if you trying to attack me in the most ethical manner this ain't it as it actually kinda falls short. Not to mention being stuck painting Blue Blood for every one of his commissions is enough to drive one insane. Also I literally just smell like peanuts.... View More
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Soliana Flare
*she would immediately burn the paper to a crisp.* The only one who's stinky here is you for making up that awful lie!
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxas would place her favorite lipstick on. She would pucker lips and smiled.* Well, now I get to do this. *She would go out in the world, ready to give smooches to all the ponies that wanted a k... View More
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Poison Rose
How adorable
Like February 26, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
So cute I be? *She would kiss Poison on the cheek.*
Like February 26, 2026
Poison Rose
Indeed
Like February 27, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yay! I'm cute.
Like February 28, 2026
Wrath
NO. PLEASE NO NO NO NO. NO KISSES. FOR MY AND YOUR SAFETY TOO!
Like March 2, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*She would stop.* In what regards?
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Wrath
You really think it'll be okay to kiss a manifestation of wrath? Lmao
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Nitroxus Soulspins
I mean its not the worst thing I have done. I did end up licking a cold metal pole in my youth. I was stuck there for a few hours.
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Berkie Starfall
Interesting proposition
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Is that a yes?
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Berkie Starfall
Perhaps
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxas would kiss both of Berkie's cheeks.* Better?
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Silent V Dusk
Silent just stood there a moment, more confused than usual. Silent wore a ripped cloak with bloodstains. Not some checkered suit. And the scar across his eye and cheek didn't exactly look too pretty neither. However, he was blushing slightly. " You flatter me. But why in Equestria would you say tha... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
//On your phone. Just go to Feb 1, and set a reminder to rp as such and such
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Silent V Dusk
(You're a god-darn genius.)
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Nitroxus Soulspins
//I know that, yet that is just basic note taking. I learned that back as a kid. Of course, I had to use a real calendar back then.
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Spinneret
Something is wrong. Something is off. Someone is alive who shouldn't be. A changeling with purple eyes stumbles into Ponyville, severely injured. She collapses to the ground and passes out. #rp
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Soliana Flare
*she'd put the body in a pan then light a fire underneath * Yay free food!
Like January 5, 2026
Spinneret
"...you know we taste better boiled, right?"
Like January 8, 2026
Soliana Flare
*she immediately puts the fire out* You're alive? Sorry.
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Molly Hollythorn
she sips her coffee then promptly stands up and pokes the changeling in the side with her hoof "great, I was needing a new client"
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Spinneret
She's picked up. "My body shouldn't even be intact. Elytron's the name!"
Like February 2, 2026
Molly Hollythorn
"nice to meet you Elyton, so what's a changeling doing half dead outside of the town gates?"Molly hefts the changeling to her feet.
Like February 9, 2026
Spinneret
"No 'half' about it, I'm just dead!" She beamed. "I'm looking for an old friend. Sprouting Bulb. Heard of her?"
Like February 10, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Yeah I got unbanned, what of it?
Like January 23, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia stands awkwardly over the unconscious remains, accosting anyone trying to help while she pointedly defends her return from the dead.
Like January 23, 2026
Yami Crosshide
*he walks by and stops* ooo....someone didnt finish their food....*he looks around* welll...i am not one who wastes fooood sooooo
Like February 10, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB Chapter 4: Rumble in the Throughway) (Cant tag Obsilion since he can't log in, but he's still going to reply as he can) *We would go out into... View More
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*Jewel would stretch.* Im going to go get a coffee. It's probably going to be a long ride to wherever Stishoe is next. *She hops off her chair and flies off toward the kitchen.*
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Aurora Sparkle
Aurora frowned as she watched Lesa before shaking her head and letting out a long breath. "It's all just too much. Just what could be next..."
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Spinneret
"Could be anything," Woofy said, dealing the cards. Comet distributed the chips. "What's next is we find this guy and win." Spins sheathed her sword.
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Queen Lesa
"I'm definitely booking in a long relaxing massage once this journey ends..."
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Nar Yakushi
Well. Another meeting with the school, another meeting that probably went nowhere. After Cookie punched her bully in the stomach in self defense during recess this afternoon, both Nar, and the bully'... View More
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Parley
The lesson learned here is that Cookie didn't punch the kid hard enough.
Like March 17, 2026
Monarch Masquerade
This , this is why I dislike the school systems of this era. It's frustrating that they would allow this awful action to happen and do nothing about it and worse yet take the bad one's side too. I am very sorry that your daughter had to deal a punishment that she clearly didn't deserve. I wish you ... View More
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Autumn Bow
Luckily for Cookie, she had a wonderfully skilled writer mare ready to teach her whatever she needed on those two days off! Having heard about the incident, she made sure to spend those two days with the young one. Plus, it gave her time to connect with the girl. Especially if she was to spend more ... View More
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Andromeda Flemish
Flem Stared at [Oc name here] Looking like She was about to Cry, What did you do!? Uh oh... Flem began to Raise one of her Back hooves up and... Gasp!, Thumped!, Now She was gonna occasionally Thump h... View More
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Aux "Batty" Cord
"uuuuh it wasn't meee?" aux says grinning before sliding an energy drink can at the child, "all good?"
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Andromeda Flemish
The Adult mare Thumped once again, Pouting even more at this point! Also Last time she had a Energy drink, She had to go to the hospital for "Too much energy" The Doctor told her.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pop his head out of the floorboards of your home. Nitroxus was slightly dazed from the sudden breach.* Hey! Why do you have termites forming under here? They bite so much! *Nitroxus wo... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Oh, no! That's my underground colony of red ants! I feed them weiners and bananas." Oddeus haphazardly laughs as he puts sausages in the floorboards.
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Oh! Uhm... Well, I figured they could like... Eat you... If that's cool. That would be cool, yeah?" Odd raised a brow.
Like March 17, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
No, that would not be cool! Stop trying that! I don't want to be eaten!
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Maybe... Become an ant yourself? Perhaps I will then help you from the sink hole you're in."
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Yami Crosshide
oh hi friend, this isnt my house *he smiles cheerfully*
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Yami Crosshide
*he immediately jumps in head first*
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Nitroxus Soulspins
I didn't mean it literally. Okay.
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Yami Crosshide
*he is now stuck upside down*
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Brady Thunderfoot
Oh no you don't! Get back in there and do something about the termites! -Takes a plunger to him.-
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Nitroxus Soulspins
In most cases. Yet due to the flour being on fire, its heavier than air. Meaning it will bring the flames back to the ground...Well after a small explosion...
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Brady Thunderfoot
And burn my fucking wooden floor! What kind of termite exterminator are you!?
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Fine, I will kill them with the chemistry method. I will just use strong formic acid. Poured into the hole, from right above the hole. Formic acid is the very acid that termites uses. Just in a higher concentration. Meaning it will kill the bugs and that's all.
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Silent V Dusk
Silent was sitting on the nearby grey couch, key word being WAS. When Nitroxus popped out the floorboards in front of him, Silent jumped and screamed. " WHAT THE F(BEEP)!??!!? " Upon screaming, he fell backwards, making a thud on the hardwood floor. " Gah! " Silent picked himself up and peered over... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" So metallic container or bag? "
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Nitroxus Soulspins
In a bag. The metal container is an urn, right? I didn't touch it either.
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Silent V Dusk
" If the black sand was in the bag, that's not black sand. That, my friend, is blastpowder. Used in traditional explosives such as dynamite or frags. I do, however, have black sand in the metal containers. Mainly because I just like how it looks on pottery. "
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would jump out of your closet. He was currently fighting a puppet pony. It looked like you, only if you were made of felt. Nitroxus was trying to choke it out, with his arm around its neck.*... View More
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The Mimikin
Mimi would’ve gave the puppet a single look…and slowly it’s body began to slide off, As it was cut but a invisible force, Just what was it !? Well Mimi wqs made to be a weapon with precision in mind.
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The Mimikin
"...." Mimi remained Quiet, and just stared at Nitro.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
You were aiming at me? Why?
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The Mimikin
"...Easiest Option."
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Aux "Batty" Cord
"How the huh?" aux shifts Thier wing into a hand and grabs the thing by the scruff, holding it above nitroxas as it thrashes. "what is this thing?" they chuckle slightly as the thing flails snapping it's plastic jaw rapidly, "its kinda funny."
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would look at the pony.* Um, Aux, its a puppet monster. It wants to take over your life. How are you finding joy in this?
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Aux "Batty" Cord
"ah, prey drive probably." Aux says, Their eyes glinting slightly, " so what now? do ya got a special cage for it? oooor do ya just burn the thing?" aux grimaced that he thought of fire, " oooh maybe it's got a mind in it, let's cut it open!" they dig in a bag with one of their paws retrieving a wic... View More
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Soliana Flare
*she'd immediately burn it to a crisp*
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Soliana Flare
I didn't like that it was copying me.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
I understand. Yet you almost cooked me up too.
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Soliana Flare
Oh um sorry about that.
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Silent V Dusk
Silent just stood there. After a few moments, he sighed as if this were a daily occurrence. " I don't, but I have a better way of killing it. And no, it does not involve fire. Probably still want to let go of it though. "
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Silent V Dusk
" Clearly. Now, can we burn it? Half of me doesn't trust it's really dead. " After Silent had finished talking, he began grunting and panting from pain. Blood was still running from his wound. Chances were, he couldn't walk on it without risking further damage.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Can I at least tend to your wound? As for the others, I already dealt with them. Its felt, just had to unravel it. Took a while though.
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Silent V Dusk
Silent bit his lip a moment. " Alright. Won't get better if I just leave it, like how I usually do until I have the time to do so. "
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Nar Yakushi
Nar's second favorite pastime is rollerblading. His first is annoying his sister. #rp
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Parley
Combine both.
Like 14 hours ago
Nar Yakushi
He used to, but she's grown wise, and won't go to the roller rink with him anymore.
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Andromeda Flemish
Flem was currently struggling to Rollerblade, Looking like she was running on ice like a Cat...and slammed into a bench.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
You have a sister? Also, I would love to rollerblade with ya.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
//I thought they were cousins honestly.
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Nar Yakushi
//They were in an older version of the characters, but in their current renditions, Nar was adopted by Asuka’s parents two years before she was born. Technically, his mother is actually his aunt.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
//Aw, that both wholesome and sad. So they are still cousins genetically, yet socially siblings.
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Aux "Batty" Cord
"I love [BEEP]ing rollerblading!" aux shouts, Their face beams with a smile that is 100% not theirs, and clutching a set of rollerblades that have a 20% chance of being Theirs.
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Silent V Dusk
While on a trip to Vanhoover, you see Silent, sitting in a secluded part of the Green Dragon. A hotel and bar. He seems to be looking over a document of some kind, occasionally taking sips from his gl... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would walk up to Silent.* You Bro, how you go?
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Silent V Dusk
" Did you think that this just came from a twig or somethin'? " Silent showed Nitroxus his right cheek, where a deep laceration was, with dried blood encircling it. " And that, my friend, is an understatement. "
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Nitroxus Soulspins
You really live a dangerous life my friend. Very dangerous.
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Silent V Dusk
" That's been the case since Sombra first took the Crystal Empire. And yes, I'm old. Ever hear of an age spell? Or a greyish liquid known as The Mark? "
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Snow Storm
A short pegasus clambers up on a bar stool and orders a cheese pizza and a pint of craft brew. It looks like a lot of food for a little pony.
Like March 18, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent looked up at them a moment, looked back at his document, then looked back, rubbing his eyes. But, after a moment, he just shrugged and went back to studying the paper
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