#rp

"No?" she tilts her head, "This be about your height?"

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Parley

He batted at the air with his hoof to shoo away the awkwardness. "I'm concerned that I'm so vertically challenged that you genuinely think I'm a colt." He said with genuine worry in his voice. He didn't need this today. "I was just jestin' at your suspicious behaviour. Lookin' for an alibi or someth... View More

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"I assure you I made more assumption of age based on your response to the question sir." she nodded her head, "Any pony or creature can have any level of emotional and intellectual maturity, no matter the height." she smiles. "bahh Im just new at this surveying gig. Sorry if I seem suspicious." she ... View More

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Clockwork

Her throat ticks away, magic writing to the cylinder within, before it clicks as they flick their brush tail idly. A tinny voice emerges as she pantomimes visible speech with her mouth. "I am unsure of the current year." Looking up to the sun- obviously without consequences due to lacking physical e... View More

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Clockwork

A nod. Ticking and a click. "It sounds like fun." She lifts up one of her own- seemingly decorative- wings, and removes a piece of paper from it. "Before you go, I have directions to my current... Living arrangement, in case you end up back here within your lifetime and want to speak more. I enjoyed... View More

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She took the paper and glances at it, "Thanks, I'll be sure to pop by if I'm the area again." She flopped her eyes down a bit, "Maybe check out one of the local businesses around here. Maybe somepony could use someone as intelligent as you." she perked her ears up a bit. "Scratch the maybe, I know t... View More

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Clockwork

Looking to a nearby structure with her ears swiveled into a faintly disappointed position, Clockwork sighs once again. "Unfortunately, the majority here see me as nothing more than simply an advanced golem, not believing my claim of having a soul." Looking back to Luminosity, "It appears in these ti... View More

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Geez if the princesses wanted anything from me they'd ask me themselves. I mean Princess Luna already pays for my studio apartment in Canterlot. Not to mention I do also travel a lot so time is irrelevant.

Like 15 hours ago

I'm literally the royal painter and one who is occasionally authorized by Celestia herself on restoring particular historical paintings or statues. In fact I've even made one of the stained glass windows in the castle. I mean they aren't the only royals I deal with but the more common ones I prefer ... View More

Like 10 hours ago

“Oh. You must be quite the painter then if in the employ of the princesses!” She said trying to defuse more.

Like 8 hours ago

Yep enough so.

Like 5 hours ago

Star Hope

Star was rather confused, her saddlebag overly packed as usual as she had been stopped in the streets of Ponyville. She had a hoof raised slightly, and her eyes were certainly not astute enough to have caught the library card. After a moment to reorient her mind after being hit with the barrage of q... View More

Like 12 hours ago

“So you always carry around a calendar with you? I guess it’s kinda like having a planner, so who am I to judge.” She took the calendar and glanced down at the date and year. “So Ms. what would you say is your fondest memory?” She held the calender back.

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Star Hope

"My fondest memory?" Star asked, then thought for a moment. As she thought, a few things came to mind, though one in particular stood out, causing her to visibly blush for a moment before shaking her head. "U-Uh h-helping my mother at the hospital. There was this filly there once who hurt her leg re... View More

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"What a lovely memory." she said writing it down on her paper, "We always need ponies that are driven to help others. I mean if we had a world full of ponies like you and your mom, we'd all be as taken care of as the sky." she giggles a bit. "My my.. Im sure they're a special friend if you were carr... View More

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Loona

5 hours ago RP

hey guys its me loona just wanted to say i LOVE my job and my BOSS is the COOLEST and most HANDSOME and also VERY TALL (like super tall)... View More

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Brave Charger

5 hours ago RP

#rp *After tough Knight Training system, Brave decided to take a break and go to the lake. Best play to stay, enjoy Sun and mostly, swim in the Lake. Everything was quiet, until...*

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Gloom The Clown

April 25, 2026 11:26 am RP

"To all the 'wildlife' outside my house cawing and squeaking needs to get a job." Gloom pointed a blue shotgun out the door as she took a shot at a random trash can, leaving holes in it. #rp

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Pepper Snap

Pepper falls dead with a half eaten half rotten gourd in her mouth

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Jovian

that’s violent >:c

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8 hours ago RP

You did what! *Suxortin would flip an entire tree from the root and into the air. He walked over to robot.* You didn't destroy the data center, like commanded you to do? You had 1 job! Just that job! ... View More

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Pizzamovies

Destroying data centers is a thankless job.

Like 7 hours ago

I don't know man AI is pretty fricken bad

Like 7 hours ago

I killed so many ponies, for an insult like that.

Like 7 hours ago

Thats just me stating facts. Me insulting you would be me saying you look like someone attacked C3P0 with a can of black spray paint and bad life choices.

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No, you're doing it wrong. *I pull out a card and fling it toward the data center. Out pops Thomas, the Thermonuclear Bomb.* Now hit the deck!

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No, don't you think you can command me.

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*I slide another card in front of him, deploying a wall. The bomb would explode.

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April 23, 2026 9:59 pm RP

*Suxortin would have leaked to the press, all over your terrible secrets.* There we go, free press for all! #rp

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Shifter Burnside

you too *does the same thing* bye

Like April 24, 2026

Why are you staring at me like that? Stop it! I command you to stop staring at me.

Like April 24, 2026

Shifter Burnside

youre naked

Like April 24, 2026

No I am not.

Like April 25, 2026

...I mean everyone already knows I sleep with a teddy bear. So its not really a secret.

Like April 25, 2026

Not interested.

Like 8 hours ago

*I shrug.* You're just trying to dig up dirt on me, good luck on that endeavor. Both me and my sister dont got anything on us.

Like 8 hours ago

*Turns around.* Don't care.

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Silent V Dusk

" No way you got every detail in there. I cover my tracks pretty well. "

Like April 25, 2026

I have my ways.

Like April 26, 2026

Silent V Dusk

" Okay then. Who am I fighting against then? Who is my mother? And what am I really? "

Like April 26, 2026 Edited

How should I know? I wasn't the one who did the research.

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Autumn Night

12 hours ago RP

Autumn keeps crashing into you at the roller rink and then skates away really fast! She doesn't even say sorry! #rp

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Nar Yakushi

Nar starts skating backwards just to stare her down as she approaches. Also to show off to the other guests at the rink, but mostly to keep an eye on Autumn. As much as he would like to do something rash, like trip her, that could lead to serious injury, and he's not willing to do that to someone el... View More

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"Wooah! How did you get so good at this? Did you skate professionally or something?" Autumn asked in wonder, than a wicked grin crossed her lips. "My turn!" She declares, and crosses her legs just like he did! Just like him... totally! A mere second later, a pony ball the color of Autumn goes rollin... View More

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Nar Yakushi

At least she didn’t take anyone out on her way down. After such. Tumble though, there’s no way he’s letting stay out on the rink. With a smooth slide, Nar stops beside Autumn, offering her a hand to help her up. “Well, you didn’t kill anyone by accident, so there’s that. I’ve just got over a decade... View More

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Autumn gratefully took his hoof from the heap she was laying in, and let him pull her up onto unsteady hooves! "Oh don't worry about me getting a concussion," She'd say, giving her skull a nice tap of the hoof. "I'm actually a boxer, so I know how to take a hit or two to the noggin! However... I wo... View More

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Blackstone Edge

*note: just touching Blackstone is lethal so don't do it...*

Like 11 hours ago

Autumn bumps into Blackstone and explodes.

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Fruity Loops

“Ow, hoe.”

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Fruity Loops

Fruity stared up at the cyborg mare from his compromising, boneless state. His eyes widened, emotions flashing through his mind. Shock, fear, disgust, anger… and intrigue? He was certainly curious. Naturally he would have been completely on board with this had it not been for that voice. “God what... View More

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"GAHH!? Legs! Da I have no more llllllllegggggggz!" Autumn 3000 shouts and grabs the powder filled sack of skin that was Fruity and tosses him upon her back. "We got to get to da choppa! Sheet, wrong movie!!" She screams as the evil Autumn starts to crawl back onto the rink from the arcade! Autumn 3... View More

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Fruity Loops

“Hey, hey. Reel it-“ Fruity ducked his head down at the first shotgun blast. “Reel it in, big guy, what the hell are w- OH NO.” He gasped, mouth agape as the Liquid Metal Autumn oozed her way out of the arcade like a weirdo. “KILL IT, WE ARE SO COOKED KILL IT NOW!” Fruity’s body may have been pulv... View More

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Bubblegum

Pressed nearer to the wall with each collision, too uncomfortable to speak up, Bubblegum reflected on the decisions that had led her back to the roller-rink today. She had hoped coming here at an entirely different time would stop her run-ins with the bat pony. Just one time, she would have liked to... View MorePressed nearer to the wall with each collision, too uncomfortable to speak up, Bubblegum reflected on the decisions that had led her back to the roller-rink today. She had hoped coming here at an entirely different time would stop her run-ins with the bat pony. Just one time, she would have liked to skate in peace. The next crash saw the rink's edge bite into her shoulder. It smarted like something that intended to bruise later. Bubblegum grimaced. She watched the stranger skate away again. She failed to speak up again. It was time to go. Before the next lap, Bubblegum fumbled along the wall to the little gate and stepped onto the carpet, legs a little wobbly - she hadn't really managed to figure out the whole being-on-wheels thing. Tedious though the task was, she made it to a table stained by the remnants of liquid nacho cheese, awkwardly placed herself on the minute portion of a bench that wasn't sticky with spilled soda, and started trying to untie the laces of her skates with all the coordination of a pumpkin toadlet. Teeth really were awful tools for this sort of thing. Who had thought it was a good idea to force horses to tie knots? Overhead, the loudspeaker crackled to life. Then came the dread voice of the DJ, to speak of what cruel fate had been narrowly escaped by only a precious few.The doors of the rink shut hard, a set of concussive slams that align in one unified clap like thunder. Locks clicked into place with eerie finality. Bubblegum raised her head to stare, in horror, through the thick plastic panels who mocked both windows and empty space with scratched, cloudy transparency. She loathed to watch, yet could not bring herself to tear away her gaze from the wretched scene now unfolding. Children screamed. Parents tried desperately to calm them into an organized line in the center of the rink. Individual skaters clustered into the same line; hesitant, searching one another for reassurance that this was normal. A hush fell; the clamor for answers abated. One uniformed pony skated forward to stand before them all. His eyes were hollow. His face told of countless nights of rounding up strangers and cajoling them into following simple instructions. She had only barely made it out before it was too late, Bubblegum realized. Her eyes scanned the line-up, searched for the stranger that had inadvertently saved her from a fate they would suffer yet still. She wondered if perhaps they had known what was coming. If it had been a kindness, to remove her before that hateful condemnation had been issued from the loudspeakers. There - still inside, damned with the others. All knew, now, what awaited them. It was time... to do the hokey-pokey.

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A screaming child and mother skated past the stranger and in the blink of an eye... they were gone! Where..? What..? HOW..?? She wasn't anywhere else on the dance floor! Nor the food court... not even the arcade... what had become of her..? Bubblegum would hear the breath of the stranger only seco... View More

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Bubblegum

But- but she had seen her, out on the floor, hadn't she? Surely she couldn't have moved so fast. Just a second ago, that pony with the light hair and dark coat. Dark like the chilled, drying, dying branches. She had been so sure of her escape, in those few fleeting moments of safety. The realizati... View MoreBut- but she had seen her, out on the floor, hadn't she? Surely she couldn't have moved so fast. Just a second ago, that pony with the light hair and dark coat. Dark like the chilled, drying, dying branches. She had been so sure of her escape, in those few fleeting moments of safety. The realization hit her like a sack of damp salt to the stomach. Grey, not mauve. She had mistaken Winter for Autumn, and it was time, now, to pay the price of that fatal error. Bubblegum cried out in vain as she was dragged back out onto the uneven flooring, half tied skates scrabbling pointlessly for purchase. The fetid air snatched away her cries with sick delight. She'd never stood a chance. She couldn't skate to save her life, let alone to escape a rink turned dance floor. No. It wasn't fair! She had been safe. Surrounded by the stench of stale food in a mass produced carpet, with her ears throbbing from music played too loud to distinguish, but still, safe from this torturous rite..! "...You put your right hoof in, and you shake it all about..." Bubblegum tunelessly croaked out words to a song she could have sworn she didn't know, through a shaking voice choked by tears. A child yelled the wrong line, out of sync, with all the enthusiasm of someone who didn't yet know better. Someone threw a sweaty shirt on the floor. The wheels of a weathered old skate squeaked rhythmically to protest the continuing dirge. "You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around..." The emergency exit caught her eye just long enough to realize it was guarded. As skaters either struggled or failed to turn themselves around, as two collided and one parent stifled sobs, Bubblegum gnawed at the laces on her rental skates, tried to ignore the discoloration, the patches where a green-yellow crust had formed. If she could just get them off- just the front two, at least! The employee would have to stop, or escort her off; it was strictly against the rules to be on the rink without skates. She gagged at the rancid flavor. Left hooves went in, shook about, and a set of wheels clubbed her in the cheek for daring to dream of a life before. What cruelty fate had wrought. She could have been anywhere else... But would it have mattered, really? Could the unrelenting drone ever truly be escaped? "...You stomp your whole self in... You stomp your whole self out...." This- this was the hokey-pokey. Nothing else meant anything. Eventually, it all came back here, to this, to the cheap lights disguising stained walls, to the child smearing what might have been cheese or snot or both across the wooden floors, grinding and smoothing it in, like part of the finish, as they performed the haunting motions... of the hokey-pokey. Everything she'd ever done had led here. No more did she gnaw for her freedom. The dance claimed them all. It mattered not what tears or blood were shed; nothing mattered save the completion of ancient steps recorded for the ages by those who no longer hokey-pokeyed among the living. Perhaps their spirits were among the skaters now, watching over them with ghoulish, hateful grins curling up their cheeks. Perhaps that was why the child now fell into the same monotone as those who'd come before, the same tears tracing tracks in the fur of their cheeks. Their foalish whimsy was gone, for the realization must now have set upon them, too: that their destiny had been here. That all they would do after was nothing, in the face of what they did now. Civilizations had risen. Clashed. Fallen. Revived, rebuilt, clashed; survived, faced plague and famine, drought and war, all for the macabre reasons that were chanted over again in drear tones. They did the hokey-pokey. That was what it was all about.

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Winter'Swatch

8 hours ago RP

Winter approaches you with a Mediterranean Blue scarf held in her telekinetic grip. She then throws it at you! And says, "Ha! I scohff at thee!" before cackling like the witch she is and running away.... View More

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Oh look Chase found a free scarf.

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Pizzamovies

“I steal cheese, you can’t catch me. Heheheeheeh heeheehee.”

Like 7 hours ago

"I sneezed in that mozzarella by the way."

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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony

8 hours ago RP

*I would be raging super hard.* HIGGILY FUCKING PIGGILY!!!! *Chucks console out the window, controller included* #rp

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*Jewel would open up the door to the room.* Hey Stickman, I- *She notices the broken window and a super enraged Stickman.* Nope. *She slides right back through the door*

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