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"Free golden carrots, anypony?" #rp
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Luminosity
"Hmmmm Golden Carrots" Inspects them, before walking around the corner to put on a fake badge, coming back to the stand, "health and safety. Im gonna need examine one of these."
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23 hours ago

Meino Mysticforger
"Uhhh, okay...examine away." Meino used his magic to levitate a carrot to Luminosity. "They are free, so you can keep that one." He chuckled softly and watched on.
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23 hours ago

Luminosity
She took hold of the carrot with her wing and looked closely, "Hmmmm.. what do you grow with to give them such a metallic sheen?"
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22 hours ago

Meino Mysticforger
"Ah, that is a good question!" He pulled out a book from his satchel with his magic and tapped the cover of it. "I found a spell that can give anything a metallic appearance. Like I can turn a wooden cup into a silver one and so on. Of course, it doesn't make an item into metal; it only makes it loo... View More
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22 hours ago

Dr. Norman Reiner
"..." Norman would squint and shake his head.
"Please tell me you're aren't eating gold."
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20 hours ago

Meino Mysticforger
"Do I eat gold, personally? No. Do I encourage others to eat gold? That would also be a no...for legal reasons." Meino held out a carrot and gently tapped it against his horn a few times, showing how solid it was. "Although you can cover food in edible gold leaf and go about it that way. Be all fanc... View More
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20 hours ago

Dr. Norman Reiner
Last week a tweaker was selling 'golden' paper clips. Now he's getting golden carrot tweaker.
Great.
"Aside from the obvious joke here, quit scamming on my streets!" Norm pointed.
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19 hours ago

Meino Mysticforger
"I am not scamming anyone. I have gained nothing from this other than a good laugh and some attention. As you said, this is just a joke. A prank, even, which I believe is no different than what others pull on a daily basis." Meino flipped the carrot around in his hoof for a while, fiddling with it s... View More
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2 hours ago

Blackstone Edge
I highly doubt these are real...
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20 hours ago

Meino Mysticforger
"That is a fair assumption, but every doubt is a cost of chance." Meino waved around a carrot and chuckled. "You never know if you don't try something."
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20 hours ago

Blackstone Edge
*she'd poke the carrot which would instantly rot.* if it was actually gold my power wouldn't be effective...
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19 hours ago

Meino Mysticforger
"Well, I suppose you caught me. Yes, these aren't made of real gold." Meino stared at the rotten carrot for a moment, intrigued by how that came to be. "You can deteriorate food? Interesting..."
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2 hours ago

Nitroxus Soulspins
What's the price?
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4 hours ago

Meino Mysticforger
"Free, that is the price."
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2 hours ago
(O:FB Chapter 4: Rumble in the Throughway)
Queen LesaAurora SparkleSpinneretFlam (Cant tag Obsilion since he can't log in, but he's still going to reply as he can) Polo Fastter
*We would go out into... View More
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*Jewel would stretch.* Im going to go get a coffee. It's probably going to be a long ride to wherever Stishoe is next. *She hops off her chair and flies off toward the kitchen.*
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March 17, 2026
I... *I look upwards at the nexus. I get up and move towards the railing. I would take a deep breath.* Right. We still got a mission we need to do. *I take out my shades, unfurl the handles and put them on.* Listen up, everyone. We don't know what to expect down there, but all of the Multiverse depe... View More
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8 hours ago
"May the Stars guide us. We don't know each other strengths, but keep Lesa and I together and we can provide everything we've got. I'd recommend Flam stick close to us as well. I feel I know what magic he possess in that armor and with Arcana's blessings, I can enhance it. But I'll have to remain fo... View More
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3 hours ago
While on a trip to Vanhoover, you see Silent, sitting in a secluded part of the Green Dragon. A hotel and bar. He seems to be looking over a document of some kind, occasionally taking sips from his gl... View More
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*Nitroxus would shiver at the name of that pink menance.* Pinkie Pie.... No way. That mare isn't here, is she? Were you followed? *Nitroxus would grab Silent.* Please tell me that pink sprite of chaos isn't here!
*He was truly terrified now.*
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March 28, 2026
Silent was taken aback by Nitroxus grabbing onto him. " Two things. One, she is not here. You'd be able to hear her from blocks away if she really were here. And two, she scares you? "
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March 28, 2026
*He lets go and sigh.* Oh thank Celestia. I fear that pink mare due to the 1 time I went to her home. I was just delivering a present. She wanted to know about the gift. Since she wasn't expecting me to deliver a gift to her. She badgered me about the Magical Gift Giving Tree. After a bit, I had to ... View More
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4 hours ago
A short pegasus clambers up on a bar stool and orders a cheese pizza and a pint of craft brew. It looks like a lot of food for a little pony.
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March 18, 2026
Silent looked up at them a moment, looked back at his document, then looked back, rubbing his eyes. But, after a moment, he just shrugged and went back to studying the paper
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March 18, 2026
*Nitroxus would jump out of your closet. He was currently fighting a puppet pony. It looked like you, only if you were made of felt. Nitroxus was trying to choke it out, with his arm around its neck.*... View More
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Mimi would’ve gave the puppet a single look…and slowly it’s body began to slide off, As it was cut but a invisible force, Just what was it !? Well Mimi wqs made to be a weapon with precision in mind.
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March 19, 2026
"How the huh?" aux shifts Thier wing into a hand and grabs the thing by the scruff, holding it above nitroxas as it thrashes. "what is this thing?" they chuckle slightly as the thing flails snapping it's plastic jaw rapidly, "its kinda funny."
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March 19, 2026
I'm just going to let you have fun. I'm not going to even try to stop you. Since I fear that you would do that to me. if I tried to stop you.
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March 20, 2026
"eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh," aux pauses the talon perched on their chin, "probably not, kill you i mean." they chuckle and slam the puppet onto the floor, pinning it with thier claws. Aux looks up at Nitroxas, "how deep does the livvng, go with this one des the stuffing come alive and try and crawl in you... View More
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March 26, 2026
*The green stallion would shrug.* Well its a puppet. The power comes for its tongue. Its odd like that.
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March 26, 2026
Silent just stood there. After a few moments, he sighed as if this were a daily occurrence.
" I don't, but I have a better way of killing it. And no, it does not involve fire. Probably still want to let go of it though. "
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March 19, 2026
*Holds the tongue of the puppet in his hooves.* Huh, guess this thing wouldn't been able to live that life at all then. It would have been too spineless to last long.
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March 28, 2026
" .... I'm just going to pretend I understood why you said that. But, if their spines are connected to their tongue, then yes, yes, they don't have the spine for it. "
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March 28, 2026
You made a funny. Sweet. Well, I better go and get rid of these tongues.
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4 hours ago
*Nitroxus would pop his head out of the floorboards of your home. Nitroxus was slightly dazed from the sudden breach.* Hey! Why do you have termites forming under here? They bite so much! *Nitroxus wo... View More
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"Oh, no! That's my underground colony of red ants! I feed them weiners and bananas." Oddeus haphazardly laughs as he puts sausages in the floorboards.
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March 16, 2026
No, that would not be cool! Stop trying that! I don't want to be eaten!
"Maybe... Become an ant yourself? Perhaps I will then help you from the sink hole you're in."
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March 19, 2026
I'm not an ant! If you are just going attempt to kill me, then I will have to destory the hive.
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March 20, 2026
very, usually one slab of meat would be good but these are tiny so it takes awhile
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Yesterday, 11:00 pm
Oh no you don't! Get back in there and do something about the termites! -Takes a plunger to him.-
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March 16, 2026
Silent was sitting on the nearby grey couch, key word being WAS. When Nitroxus popped out the floorboards in front of him, Silent jumped and screamed. " WHAT THE F(BEEP)!??!!? "
Upon screaming, he fell backwards, making a thud on the hardwood floor. " Gah! " Silent picked himself up and peered over... View More
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March 16, 2026
*Nitroxus would pull himself out of the ground. He would laugh as he pulled himself from the soil. Once out, he would tow out a large emerald with his tail.* Oh, I'm going to enjoy using this baddie. ... View More
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*the soothing winds of yamis weird void grassland hit nitros face as yami stares at nitro in the ground* how do you keep getting here friend
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March 16, 2026
...hmmm *his eyes start to vibrate rapidly staring at the emerald as if thinking...very...very hard*
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March 22, 2026
lookin...*his eyes start getting faster till he perks up and stares at nitro* hmm seems like youll have at least 3 descendants...the emerald is effective. guess your right *he smiles...once again still not good but hes been practicing so instead of eldritch horror...its like hes a emotionless psycho... View More
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March 24, 2026
“Well hewo there!” #rp
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Silent was levitating a lantern beside him, illuminating the right side of his face, leaving the rest in shadow. His eyes narrowed, looking tired and just done. He spoke with a gruff and emotionless tone, as if he didn't have any more craps to give.
" .......... Explore the cave, they said. It'll b... View More
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9 hours ago
“Suit yourself,” the bat muttered as she rolled into a stretch, watching him pass by. “The scribbles of a mad horse whose foolishness led to his undoing. Like many before him, he journeyed through here searching for something and ultimately lived and died in these caves. It’s been centuries since th... View More
" Well, I hate to snap your fun in half, my friend. But, I'm not here to find some Celstia forbidden corpse. Plus, this isn't the first time a deep cave wanted me dead. I lived through worse. Besides, you live here, right? If the bat's close relative can adapt and survive, I'm sure I'll manage. No o... View More
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5 hours ago
“Eh, it’s not entirely by choice I stay here. More so a necessity but I digress. I cant speak for every bat out there, I haven’t met many thestrals like myself. Anyway, if you’re so confident in your own abilities then there’s nothing to worry about. Just preferably if you get into peril do it somew... View More
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