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Tanzanight
#rp The dark coloured crystal pony had picked the least populated time of the day to collect more parchment for her work from the nearest store to the Crystal Castle. She had been trotting with her s... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would place a bucket worth of crabs into your bed. As for why, you dared to smile in his direction. For that, he had to make you pay.* You don't get to show genuine joy in my presence! *He ... View More
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Shifter Burnside
no u suffer *makes a very large hole in your load-bearing walls so that the moment you get home the building collapses on you*
Like April 13, 2026
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
You do realized that you're just helping me. I don't need a home.
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
these were marked for demolition by suicide bomber anyway, was doing those poor horses a favour
Like Yesterday, 3:06 am
Suxortin Snipslous
Why you...?
Like 19 hours ago
Soliana Flare
Yay Free food!
Like April 13, 2026
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3/6
Soliana Flare
Have you never heard of Lightspeed? Anyway want some steamed crabs?
Like 19 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes I have. No, I don't want any steamed crabs.
Like 17 hours ago
Soliana Flare
More for me.
Like 2 hours ago
Autumn Night
Autumn has once again broken into the Royal Castle and now lazily sits upon the throne, wearing mismatched regalia. "Approach peasants and let Queen Autumn hear your petitions.." She declares with a b... View More
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Blackstone Edge
I'm pushing you back into the grave again...
Like 18 hours ago
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3/6
Blackstone Edge
*she'd summon a coffin and then open it* Alright get in.
Like 17 hours ago
Autumn Night
"I don't think I'll fit, you go first as a demostration."
Like 17 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
*she forces you inside anyway *
Like 17 hours ago Edited
*Glimmer rolls their eyes* look I'ma ask you nicely once get off the throne only pony who can claim the throne is Luna, the mother of night. *Glimmers magic starts to unsheath dawnbraker*
Like 17 hours ago
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3/10
Kadai Montanya
"There will be no such thing. Executions are from a bygone era, not to mention the throne is just a formality. Besides, Luna would rather be anywhere but upon it." The guard says with a shrug. It honestly appaled him at such violent reactions to a mischievous, but innocent jab at the Princesses.
Like 8 hours ago
Autumn Night
“Well said Kadai! See, he recognizes our right to rule! I hereby name him ‘Champion of Equestria’, and grant him all anything cool he finds laying about the castle!” Autumn decrees, banging her scepter upon the ground!
Like 6 hours ago
I'm going to enjoy killing you~ *they said before looking at the guard* are you with me or against me guard? My mother is the only one who deserves the throne, my aunt is just meat figure head. *Their saddle bags have two logos on them one is lunas cutie mark the other is the army of nightmare moon*... View More
Like 4 hours ago
Princess Silky ❤️
*audibly clears her throat.* AHEM! What are you doing on the throne? >:C
Like 17 hours ago
Autumn Night
"Trying to get comfortable, but this dang thing is breaking my butt!" Autumn says nonchalantly, wiggling around a bit till she finds a nice position. "NOW.. what do request from the Queen?"
Like 16 hours ago
Chelsea Hooves
Chelsea was also there. How mysterious.
Like 16 hours ago
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3/5
Autumn Night
"WOAH! Chelsea that's... a pretty good idea.. do you think we can gerrymandering the voting districts so we can remain in power forever!? ER- I mean cheesecake maybe? I'm also good with good ol' fashion chocolate cake!"
Like 16 hours ago
Chelsea Hooves
“Yes! AND we’ll surround ourselves with unicorn advisors and earth pony milit- ahem cheese cake will do.” She nodded. Two women being evil, this is so good bestie
Like 15 hours ago
Autumn Night
“Yes, cheese cake! Nothing else, we are good and righteous Queens who only want a good snack!… hmm,” Autumn smacks her lips thoughtfully. “Well.. you know what else sounds good!? Crude oil! Maybeeee we send out our guards to get just a little bit of that too- for the cheese cake though, nothing more... View More
Like 6 hours ago
Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman heard screams from an alleyway as he would suddenly stop. Blood dripped from his mouth as the world around him slowly blurred, dropping him to one knee. Norman coughed as the screams muffled,... View More
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The Mimikin
And Standing in the Alleyway was... A Pony, A pony whose form Quickly Contorted into something else, Staring down Norman whilst sitting down, Observing them, The Mimikin didn't know what Compassion or Empathy was so he just Looked down on the Dying Husk of Waste in front of him. He Always tried to ... View More
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The Mimikin
-_-
Like April 13, 2026
Dr. Norman Reiner
The shadowy Norman shot at Mimikin with his disturbing revolvers. The shot rang as it slowed down before it reached Mimikin. The bullets slowly stop in the air before flying past him head. The real Norman stood up, facing the opposite direction. The bullets shot into him as he flinched forward and... View More
Like 19 hours ago
The Mimikin
Mimi stood there, Trying to Wrap their head around what Had happened just now. But nothing He came up with Made any Sense.
Like 14 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would walk away from the water tower. He was whistling too. He was happy, since he just placed a microorganism into the water supply. It wouldn't kill anypony. It however will cause everypon... View More
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*glimmer boops the pony as they pass*
Like 14 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Half of my force would be out of commission cause of this.* God damn it.
Like 14 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would laugh, as he had unlocked all the cells and cages of both the zoos, and animal shelters. He had released all the wild animals out onto the streets.* Run wild you beasts of nature! Go o... View More
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Shifter Burnside
*snipes the yellow horse from 3 blocks away* "go meet your maker you slippery piece of butter."
Like April 13, 2026
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3/7
Suxortin Snipslous
*Holds up another Yellow Reverse.* You think I would carry just one?
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
nope *block*
Like Yesterday, 3:05 am
Suxortin Snipslous
*Yellow Skip you!
Like 17 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin replaced all the peanut butter for cinnamon butter. He was doing a light crime for today, he was tired.* Who shoots a criminal for trying to help them lose some weight? #rp
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Shifter Burnside
me *spins up minigun*
Like April 10, 2026
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3/11
Suxortin Snipslous
*I'm sorry Shifter, I'm afraid that I can't do that.*
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
*sysrebootforcedelete*
Like Yesterday, 3:08 am
Suxortin Snipslous
*Boot Load Error.*
Like 17 hours ago
Saturn Ring
Yum! Could've sworn I bought peanut butter, but, eh...
Like Yesterday, 6:25 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
How are you finding good in this?
Like 17 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would be smoking a lot of cigars and cigarettes. He would do this, not because he enjoyed it. He did it to make the entire area smell back. His body would natural repel the harsh toxins off ... View More
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Yami Crosshide
*the smoke was then all inhaled by the one being that it cant hurt....yami....he thinks its a cloud form of cottoncandy*
Like April 11, 2026
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3/7
Suxortin Snipslous
What do you mean, why am I yellow? Why are you dark grey?
Like April 12, 2026
Yami Crosshide
i assumed this color was more visible and less...make your eyes bleedy...for normal creatures..
Like Yesterday, 7:58 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Well, I'm Yellow due to genetic traits.
Like 18 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
shift would be smoking with him, and prodding the yellow horse with the hot cigarette butts.
Like April 13, 2026
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3/7
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes. I can do it, pretty easily.
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
are you sure?
Like Yesterday, 3:10 am
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes.
Like 17 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have placed many candles all around Equestria. The scented wax however, was a series of terrible smells and scents. He has even had many of those candles hidden.* Just breathe it all i... View More
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Shifter Burnside
*blowtorces the candles*
Like Yesterday, 3:11 am
Suxortin Snipslous
*There were still a lot of hidden candles.*
Like 18 hours ago
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< Browned leaves fall, birds sing as they start their journey south, and the newly chilled air begins to swell with the scent of pumpkin, it's a beautiful day outside... Nonetheless, the peaceful mor... View More
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Shifter Burnside
"Looks like an industrial area," Shift inspects as he looks through the portal. He then touches it, feeling a stinging senstation. "Owch... must be dark matter. 1 could probably go through this."
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Macha responds, "I'm sure Ollivander is a fine crafter then! What kinds of wands does he make?"
Like February 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
"All types. Pretty good ones. Very, actually."
Like March 13, 2026
D
Macha responds, "So which would you like?" (here is the sign that listed all the items)
- Hats: ---------------------------------------- Florafox Bonnet (5 Copper Coins) --------
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Like March 13, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
How the bloody heck did aye get here?
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Suxortin Snipslous
The portal closed on moi. Can't use that door.
Like Yesterday, 6:05 pm
D
The slime responds, "Oh, Maybe a wizard from the academy can help you, if it was a magic portal."
Like 21 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Aye have to go back to the school..? Oi fine! Aye go back.
Like 19 hours ago
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