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Flash Wilson
Looking for some inspiration for his next story, Flash has taken to the streets to question the locals! "What would you say is your biggest issue in Equestria these days?" #rp
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Lack of community, and care for fellow ponies! Also, we need more enchiladas.
Like 11 hours ago
Flash Wilson
"Huh... you might be onto something there.. Not that first part, but the enchiladas for sure!" Flash begins to scribble down some notes. "How would you say the lack of enchiladas has impacted your life directly?"
Like 11 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Wait, what about the first things...Oh as for the lack of enchiladas. Well everytime somepony claims to make the best. I sample them and cry...as its not the best. And this isn't for personal preferences due to taste buds. I scientifically proved how some of the plates were not even in the top 100 e... View More
Like 8 hours ago
Flash Wilson
"How does one scientifically prove such a thing?" Flash asked skeptically, a small frown on his face. "That's just not possible... each pony's tastes are keyed to them. What one might find delicious, another finds lacking. Sweet, savory, salty, smokey, spicy- woah, so a lot of taste words start with... View More
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Maxh Vezpyre
The Arabian big honse would rub his chin in thoughts about that question. What is the issue... in Equestria. "... It do be needing more fun, gets dull a lot around here"
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Maxh Vezpyre
"There's a spa that I know of, but there's only one and it's mostly full so I barely get to have a turn. In my aging body I could use a thermal pool to soothe the muscles!" He chuckled and nodded afterwards. "Oh yes, some more competitive healthy fights, tugs of war, endurance racing, seen like... s... View More
Like 9 hours ago
Flash Wilson
"Soooo like sports?" Flash asked with a tilt of his head. "More sports to keep people entertained and competing? Hmm.. that's not a bad idea. Like, what do the Wonderbolts do other than just do circles in the air! What if they participated in some sort of aerial ball game, or a fight? Would that int... View More
Like 9 hours ago
Maxh Vezpyre
"Ohh that's exactly what I meant, anything really. Most of this continent possess stores and houses, that's pretty much it. I'll even enter in a gladiator arena and wrestle these space-bears happening around, they're honorable opponents, surely many would enjoy to see that." And... well anything r... View More
Like 8 hours ago
Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman raised a brow and cleared his throat, "Mr. Wilson. Been here long enough to know your deal. Tell me, how long have you been seen by a clinician or doctor, Mr. Wilson?"
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Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman smiled and chuckled before saying, "You just answered my question for me. You asked: What is the biggest issue?" Norman would step close as his legs would twist and break to form into longer legs. He was now staring down at Wilson with a judgemental gaze. "Medical. Ignorance. Give it five y... View More
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Flash Wilson
Flash's eyebrows were rising higher and higher with each word from Norm, his pen scrawling furiously away at his notepad. To be extra safe, he readied an apple in the air beside him, ready to be consumed if things got out of hoof! "So.. you want to check my manhood?" Flash asked, pausing to clarify ... View More
Like 9 hours ago
Dr. Norman Reiner
"I'm surprised at this point there are people that DON'T know me." Norman said and shook his head, "I'm Dr. Norman Reiner. Former pediatrician and homicide detective. Currently, I am teaching at Canterlot Castle about magic." Norman knew this conversations was about to come up but he isn't hiding an... View More
Like 3 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
*she'd poke him with the back end if her scythe* No...
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Spinneret
Something is wrong. Something is off. Someone is alive who shouldn't be. A changeling with purple eyes stumbles into Ponyville, severely injured. She collapses to the ground and passes out. #rp
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Soliana Flare
*she'd put the body in a pan then light a fire underneath * Yay free food!
Like January 5, 2026
Spinneret
"...you know we taste better boiled, right?"
Like January 8, 2026
Soliana Flare
*she immediately puts the fire out* You're alive? Sorry.
Like January 9, 2026
Molly Hollythorn
she sips her coffee then promptly stands up and pokes the changeling in the side with her hoof "great, I was needing a new client"
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Spinneret
She's picked up. "My body shouldn't even be intact. Elytron's the name!"
Like February 2, 2026
Molly Hollythorn
"nice to meet you Elyton, so what's a changeling doing half dead outside of the town gates?"Molly hefts the changeling to her feet.
Like February 9, 2026
Spinneret
"No 'half' about it, I'm just dead!" She beamed. "I'm looking for an old friend. Sprouting Bulb. Heard of her?"
Like February 10, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Yeah I got unbanned, what of it?
Like January 23, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia stands awkwardly over the unconscious remains, accosting anyone trying to help while she pointedly defends her return from the dead.
Like January 23, 2026
Daddy Cambia
How do I unfollow this god damn comment thread, Christ.
Like 15 hours ago
Yami Crosshide
*he walks by and stops* ooo....someone didnt finish their food....*he looks around* welll...i am not one who wastes fooood sooooo
Like February 10, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB Chapter 4: Rumble in the Throughway) (Cant tag Obsilion since he can't log in, but he's still going to reply as he can) *We would go out into... View More
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*Jewel would stretch.* Im going to go get a coffee. It's probably going to be a long ride to wherever Stishoe is next. *She hops off her chair and flies off toward the kitchen.*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Some robots would be sent our way, as well as some space ships.* Jewel, Skye, Skystar, Yinu, get your warframes and get out there and send those ships packing! Everyone else, defend this ship! We're about to be boarded!
Like 9 hours ago
Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
Yes sir! *She flies toward the magic elevator and heads to the Warframe hangar. The other 3 head behind her.*
Like 9 hours ago
Spinneret
"Haven't even set up the flop yet..." Woofy shook her head and ushered Comet back into the tree. "Ink?" Spins nodded, starting to stretch. "Let's get this show on the road."
Like 6 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pop his head out of the floorboards of your home. Nitroxus was slightly dazed from the sudden breach.* Hey! Why do you have termites forming under here? They bite so much! *Nitroxus wo... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Oh, no! That's my underground colony of red ants! I feed them weiners and bananas." Oddeus haphazardly laughs as he puts sausages in the floorboards.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
No, that would not be cool! Stop trying that! I don't want to be eaten!
Like March 17, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Maybe... Become an ant yourself? Perhaps I will then help you from the sink hole you're in."
Like March 19, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
I'm not an ant! If you are just going attempt to kill me, then I will have to destory the hive.
Like March 20, 2026
Yami Crosshide
oh hi friend, this isnt my house *he smiles cheerfully*
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Need help buddy?
Like March 20, 2026
Yami Crosshide
*he morphs his body so hes not in head first...its weird* no all good
Like 9 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Um...So are you going to eat the termites or not?
Like 9 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
Oh no you don't! Get back in there and do something about the termites! -Takes a plunger to him.-
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*He would pull out a large canister of Formic Acid from his jacket's pocket. He then started to pour it into the hole.* Well, good thing I have so much acid on me. Thank goodness for Formic Acid,
Like March 20, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Why do you have so much acid on you?
Like March 20, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
The better question, is why don't you have any acid on you? I do a lot of candle and soap making when I'm at home in the bunker. I need some acids and bases to make good soaps.
Like 9 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent was sitting on the nearby grey couch, key word being WAS. When Nitroxus popped out the floorboards in front of him, Silent jumped and screamed. " WHAT THE F(BEEP)!??!!? " Upon screaming, he fell backwards, making a thud on the hardwood floor. " Gah! " Silent picked himself up and peered over... View More
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Silent V Dusk
Silent heaved a sigh; he also looked slightly concerned. " When you took the blastpowder out of the bag, did you put some pekticlear liquid in there? Because, if you didn't, killing the termites would be the least of our worries. "
Like March 20, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
I left it in the bag....in the metal crate....With some silicate bags in there. So its won't oxide nor take in moisture...?
Like 9 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent just had this :| on his face for a moment. " Ffffffff(BEEP). " Silent suddenly jumped up and rushed into the laundry room. A cap could be heard popping off, then sizzling, then a liquid pouring out of its container, and the sizzling stopping. Silent, then walked back in, a look of relief on h... View More
Like 8 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would jump out of your closet. He was currently fighting a puppet pony. It looked like you, only if you were made of felt. Nitroxus was trying to choke it out, with his arm around its neck.*... View More
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The Mimikin
Mimi would’ve gave the puppet a single look…and slowly it’s body began to slide off, As it was cut but a invisible force, Just what was it !? Well Mimi wqs made to be a weapon with precision in mind.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Oi, don't you take that tone with me. *Nitroxus would stare back in haste and slight annoyance.* I'm supposed to be your friend, yet if you keep trying to bring harm to me. I might let some of the dangers of this world actually get closer to you.
Like March 20, 2026
The Mimikin
“…I DON’T need friends.” Mimi said in annoyance of his own, What point did friends mean to him!? Needless lives he have to worry about, To feel for, To grow bonds with that hurt when they inevitably die, A single tear formed in one of Mimi’s eyes, Like a part of him rejects this notion.
Like March 20, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would wipe their tear with a tissue.* Hey, don't get upset. I'm here to help you friend.
Like 9 hours ago
Aux "Batty" Cord
"How the huh?" aux shifts Thier wing into a hand and grabs the thing by the scruff, holding it above nitroxas as it thrashes. "what is this thing?" they chuckle slightly as the thing flails snapping it's plastic jaw rapidly, "its kinda funny."
Like March 19, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would look at the pony.* Um, Aux, its a puppet monster. It wants to take over your life. How are you finding joy in this?
Like March 19, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"ah, prey drive probably." Aux says, Their eyes glinting slightly, " so what now? do ya got a special cage for it? oooor do ya just burn the thing?" aux grimaced that he thought of fire, " oooh maybe it's got a mind in it, let's cut it open!" they dig in a bag with one of their paws retrieving a wic... View More
Like March 19, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
I'm just going to let you have fun. I'm not going to even try to stop you. Since I fear that you would do that to me. if I tried to stop you.
Like March 20, 2026
Soliana Flare
*she'd immediately burn it to a crisp*
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Nitroxus Soulspins
I understand. Yet you almost cooked me up too.
Like March 19, 2026
Soliana Flare
Oh um sorry about that.
Like March 19, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Its all good. Still alive and whatnot.
Like March 20, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent just stood there. After a few moments, he sighed as if this were a daily occurrence. " I don't, but I have a better way of killing it. And no, it does not involve fire. Probably still want to let go of it though. "
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pull out a healing clamp over his leg. Once the clamp was et, it would turn into bandage wrappings. Oddly enough, it had a nice healing aura over it. Almost felt nice.*
Like March 20, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent's face physically relaxed. " Ah...... You need to tell how to make these. Feels better than an adrenaline shot. "
Like Yesterday, 5:28 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
Its funny that you say that, its has several endorphins in it, make the pain more bearable. As well, to help with healing. Its watertight too, so you can wash around the area with ease. Just keep it on for about a week, or how long it takes for your skin to grow. I can explain the science behind it,... View More
Like 9 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
While on a trip to Vanhoover, you see Silent, sitting in a secluded part of the Green Dragon. A hotel and bar. He seems to be looking over a document of some kind, occasionally taking sips from his gl... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would walk up to Silent.* You Bro, how you go?
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Silent V Dusk
" But where did you even get that photo from? Last I checked, that area was guarded by golums. And trust me, unless you know where and when to strike, they can be a real problem. "
Like March 20, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Golems? What are you- *He would catch himself.* I mean, its easy to avoid golems, if you dig under them.
Like 9 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" You say that like golems are the most of your worries. You really think a site that existed a decade after Equestria was founded would be guarded by just ice golems? "
Like 8 hours ago
Snow Storm
A short pegasus clambers up on a bar stool and orders a cheese pizza and a pint of craft brew. It looks like a lot of food for a little pony.
Like March 18, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent looked up at them a moment, looked back at his document, then looked back, rubbing his eyes. But, after a moment, he just shrugged and went back to studying the paper
Like March 18, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pull himself out of the ground. He would laugh as he pulled himself from the soil. Once out, he would tow out a large emerald with his tail.* Oh, I'm going to enjoy using this baddie. ... View More
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Yami Crosshide
*the soothing winds of yamis weird void grassland hit nitros face as yami stares at nitro in the ground* how do you keep getting here friend
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Nitroxus Soulspins
So they can have it.
Like March 19, 2026
Yami Crosshide
...but you dont have any..*he is very confused on this concept*
Like 9 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yami. How dense are you? Do you know about the passage of time? I'm prepping their inheritence while I'm alive and before I have kids.
Like 9 hours ago
Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman would be at the park as he would sit a bench, resting his head on his paws. Norman signed and said, "Damn it, Norman. You're gonna be a lonely bastard if you don't learn to flirt or something, ... View More
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Andromeda Flemish
“…Sir All I asked was if this was your package!?” She exclaimed waving a box to the stranger, Though she wasn’t the best to get advice cause she becomes a sobbing mess if she even gets a hi from someone pretty!
Like March 20, 2026
Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman would take a deep breath and straighten his body before shaking his head. "No dice, kid. I just got here and I doubt it would be for me anyways." Norman shook his head as he said, "All the mail I would need come directly to me"
Like Yesterday, 8:22 pm
Andromeda Flemish
"...Which I am Doing right about now ??, It even has your name on it!" She said, Pointing at the Parcel using a Magical Claw, Had all the right information, Though the r at the very end of their name was off by a few inches.
Like 9 hours ago
Nar Yakushi
After a weeklong effort, and some help from his buddy Juno, Nar has finally managed to convert one of the unused rooms in his house into a little study. The room itself has a window that looks out int... View More
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Laly
"You should try Yoga, it takes some tension" #rp
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Andromeda Flemish
“I rather not… Last time I did so made me hear stuff pop and feel super conscious about age”
Like 14 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Try dodging bullets every once in a while, you'd be surprised what you have to do to avoid just one volley of them, it's a form of yoga. Also, I would, but ever since that whole incident with the Break Time thing, my head has hurt at random, and I don't think doin' no pose will help me with that. ... View More
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Flash Wilson
"A whole lot of tension on my joints, nearly pulled a muscle trying to bend and twist. The instructor said I was as flexible as steel beam!"
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
What was that? Yoga? Is this what that is? *I would be instantaneously snapping between positions, including one where I would be balancing my sword on my head.*
Like 13 hours ago
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