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Najasa Luxuria Khepri
The listing was simple. One spare room. Shared kitchen. Quiet hours, “flexible.” No questions asked. Most ponies would scroll past it without a second thought. Too vague. But something about it stic... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have placed many candles all around Equestria. The scented wax however, was a series of terrible smells and scents. He has even had many of those candles hidden.* Just breathe it all i... View More
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Shifter Burnside
*blowtorces the candles*
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*There were still a lot of hidden candles.*
Like April 14, 2026
Shifter Burnside
/delete entitygroup SuxCandles
Like 5 hours ago
Ghostbit
Ghost Hissed at [Oc name here], Today wasn't a Good day for him, As It was a Day He had to go to a Vet. And Princess Twilight had Assigned [Oc name here] as the person who has to take him today!, She'... View More
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Blackstone Edge
*she'd point her scythe at him while giving him a very familiar looking glare.*
Like 9 hours ago
Ghostbit
Ghost meanwhile just Glared back, using a Equally looking Familar glare, The Stare!, I mean... He was always around Fluttershy, So there was no reason He couldn't use it, Heck She used it when they swapped bodies even!
Like 8 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin had poisoned your water supply! Burned your crops! And delivered a plague unto your houses!* *And he did it in the first 10 minutes of seeing you smile.* Fall and Suffer! #rp
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Autumn Night
"Pop the bubble!"
Like 15 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would be smoking a lot of cigars and cigarettes. He would do this, not because he enjoyed it. He did it to make the entire area smell back. His body would natural repel the harsh toxins off ... View More
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Yami Crosshide
*the smoke was then all inhaled by the one being that it cant hurt....yami....he thinks its a cloud form of cottoncandy*
Like April 11, 2026
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3/13
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would pull off his own head.* Does this look mortal to you? *He placed his head on his shoulder.* Not bound by flesh and blood.
Like Yesterday, 8:03 pm
Yami Crosshide
hmmm *he grabs the head and walks around somehow while holding it* hmm so you can do this too but...other creatures cant?
Like Yesterday, 10:12 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
What do you mean, 'TOO'? Does this implies that you can do this as well? You're not special for doing that. *Another Suxortin would walk up and pick his head back.* Can you not try to steal my greatness?
Like 16 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
shift would be smoking with him, and prodding the yellow horse with the hot cigarette butts.
Like April 13, 2026
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3/7
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes. I can do it, pretty easily.
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
are you sure?
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes.
Like April 14, 2026
Roger
Roger steals secretly your stuff just to sell it to you again. #rp
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Chase
Roger is assaulted multiple times by a gator wielding griffon and has his assets liquidated to pay for damages.
Like 23 hours ago
Soliana Flare
*this results in him getting burned alive by an angry Soliana. *
Like 21 hours ago
Pepper Snap
My diary
Like 18 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Ha! Jokes on you, I merely stole other ponies stuff. I don't care about those items.
Like 17 hours ago
Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
The city feels… different when you return after too long away. The streets still gleam, polished stone catching the morning light, but the rhythm has shifted. New faces move through familiar paths. O... View More
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would use a file, to cut into the foundations of your home. This would cause your home to slant.* There, call it done or art. I ruined this day. #rp
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would walk away from the water tower. He was whistling too. He was happy, since he just placed a microorganism into the water supply. It wouldn't kill anypony. It however will cause everypon... View More
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Glimmer Moon
*glimmer boops the pony as they pass*
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Choatic much?
Like April 15, 2026
Glimmer Moon
I tend to be yes
Like April 15, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Right?
Like Yesterday, 8:16 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Half of my force would be out of commission cause of this.* God damn it.
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
What about the other half?
Like April 15, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
They dont drink the water from Equestria.
Like April 15, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Oh...
Like April 15, 2026
Shifter Burnside
they have filters now you yellow piece of shit
Like April 15, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
You're going to need more than carbon filter and steel shifters to stop it.
Like April 15, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would place many cakes around ponies' kitchens. All made to their favorite flavors too. He even laughed as he left the scene with another 40 cakes. That's like 4 tens. Or possibly, 10 fours.... View More
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Vanil
Suxortin has committed a felony, and will now be hunted down by the law
Like April 16, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Good Luck, there is no prison in the world that can contain me.
Like Yesterday, 8:04 pm
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