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Nar Yakushi
Sudden consciousness bids Nar's eyes to open. Slowly, his mind begins to process the world around it. It's dark. Likely early hours of the morning, but he can't see his alarm clock to check. He blinks... View More
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Roger
Roger puts a collar on you, the little talisman on it says ‚Roger’s Property‘. #rp
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Halcyon
son 😂😂😂😂
Like 10 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" yeah... I'm not dealing with this. " Silent pried it off with his magic and shoved it down Roger's throat. said collar got caught in the middle of it. " Now it's accurate. "
Like 10 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB Chapter 5: The Fate of the Multiverse) *The battle had begun! As the villains would make their advance, I would hold up my sword and poin... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would go first, with my sword held tight, I would clash with Stishoe. Smg4 and his Mario would help me.*
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
Stickman! We're losing ground!
Like 11 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Here we go, the most hype moment in this O:FB!) Then its time to call upon some old allies... *I imbue my sword with energy.* Let's see if they will answer the call! *I fling the blade skyward toward the Nexus.* (Stishoe) Hah! You fool! You lost your only means of defense! *I summon my keyblade.* N... View More
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Mr. Puzzles, The Entertainment Connoisseur
Now THIS is a climax I can get behind! I'm with you all the way, Stickman!
Like 10 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I. Just tried the greatest new Gatorade flavor. IT'S CALLED PAINT! #rp
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Chelsea Hooves
Makes think of those drink that would color your tongue in the 2000s
Like 12 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Funny thing is, to Stickman, it'd be drinking an exotic soda)
Like 12 hours ago
Valora
“cheese.” #rp
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Ghostbit
"cake"
Like 13 hours ago
Valora
“Oh yes!” 😈
Like 13 hours ago
Ghostbit
"Yes For Cheesecake ? "
Like 13 hours ago
Ramirez
Yes, the cheesy bean and rice burrito
Like 13 hours ago
Valora
The KFC BIG CHEESE 🤤
Like 13 hours ago
Ramirez
"And this is why you're big, Val."
Like 13 hours ago
Pizzamovies
“Crust”
Like 12 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have leaked to the press, all over your terrible secrets.* There we go, free press for all! #rp
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Shifter Burnside
you too *does the same thing* bye
Like April 24, 2026
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Suxortin Snipslous
Why are you staring at me like that? Stop it! I command you to stop staring at me.
Like April 24, 2026
Shifter Burnside
youre naked
Like April 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
No I am not.
Like Yesterday, 8:51 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...I mean everyone already knows I sleep with a teddy bear. So its not really a secret.
Like Yesterday, 9:06 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Have you washed it?
Like Yesterday, 9:25 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Of course! I wash the teddy bear after every use. My sister wouldn't let me hear the end of it if I didnt.
Like 19 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" No way you got every detail in there. I cover my tracks pretty well. "
Like Yesterday, 9:28 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
I have my ways.
Like 19 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Okay then. Who am I fighting against then? Who is my mother? And what am I really? "
Like 17 hours ago Edited
Gloom The Clown
"To all the 'wildlife' outside my house cawing and squeaking needs to get a job." Gloom pointed a blue shotgun out the door as she took a shot at a random trash can, leaving holes in it. #rp
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Pepper Snap
Pepper falls dead with a half eaten half rotten gourd in her mouth
Like Yesterday, 9:22 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would stare at the sky.* Oh come on already! I knew I placed it up there! Did it run out a fuel? How is it still not here? *He stood up.* Where the heck are you?! #rp
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Gloom The Clown
"Have you checked... Up your butt and to the left." Gloom honked her blue nose.
Like April 23, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*The Yellow Demon would slowly turn towards to Gloom. Once fully staring at them. He would blink.* I have found it....and you will be the first target of my rage and power. Look up, and tremble in fear. *Above, was a planet breaking meteor in the sky. It was aimed right for Gloom.* Fall
Like April 23, 2026
Gloom The Clown
"And what? Be scared? Give me a break." Gloom drank from her pint of whiskey. "Watch this shit." Gloom opened her phone and said, "Cosmo, honey, I need you to handle that. Thank you, baby doll." Gloom hung up and pointed up as a wave of ungodly magic would wrap around the meteor, slowing crushing i... View More
Like April 23, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Upon having his cheek pinched, his face would fall off. He regrow the head.* Don't patronize me. Who said that was the only one? *Points back at the sky. As now many meteors were falling.*
Like April 24, 2026
Gloom The Clown
"You don't know HOW many people I killed to get where I'm at! You're in Harlow now, not some city slum. You're in the city of screams!" Gloom tugged at her pants as she pulled a book out and a hooded head. Gloom opened the blood covered book as it flipped on its own, her mouth widening artificiall... View More
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Gloom The Clown
Gloom would grin and laugh, unfazed by his chaos. "Really? Water? A little ground shaking? Come on!" Glooms book would flipp open as words came out of it. An angry voice hidden deep within the book now materialize, "You stupid pony. Shut your trap! I am NEFARIOUS! I am beyond any god. I am anomoulo... View More
Like April 25, 2026
Sunshine Serenade (Mods)
Suxortin Snipslous requested: /roll 1d20
1 roll(s) of D20 dice
Roll results: 12 = 12

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Like Yesterday, 8:49 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would be crushed by this display of power. He raised a hoof.* You're not special....
Like Yesterday, 8:50 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would unveil his recent doomsday weapon. Upon firing it, everypony was reduced to being a foal again. Only he was immune from it.* Yes! With every living being reverted back to an infant, I ... View More
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Shifter Burnside
nope (shift just has less damage because he is transformer)
Like April 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Converts back to seed pod.*
Like April 24, 2026
Shifter Burnside
who me? nope
Like April 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Go back to your larval state.
Like Yesterday, 8:46 pm
Ghostbit
“…” Ghost was floating right behind Sux. Remaining ever quiet
Like April 25, 2026 Edited
Suxortin Snipslous
*Was looking around.* Shouldn't there be more foals out and about?
Like Yesterday, 8:47 pm
Blackstone Edge
*is literally ageless so this is completely useless on her, is also death so yeah...*
Like April 25, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Okay, explain how you're not affected?
Like Yesterday, 8:47 pm
Iridescent_Edge
The one thing he did not account for is their rebellious phase.
Like Yesterday, 7:22 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*He had a belt.* Don't make me use it.
Like Yesterday, 8:48 pm
Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*Jewel would be up late cause why not.* #rp
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