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Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
The city feels… different when you return after too long away. The streets still gleam, polished stone catching the morning light, but the rhythm has shifted. New faces move through familiar paths. O... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would be smoking a lot of cigars and cigarettes. He would do this, not because he enjoyed it. He did it to make the entire area smell back. His body would natural repel the harsh toxins off ... View More
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Yami Crosshide
*the smoke was then all inhaled by the one being that it cant hurt....yami....he thinks its a cloud form of cottoncandy*
Like April 11, 2026
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3/12
Yami Crosshide
so you lied? or are you still flesh *he walked up slightly towering overhim and poking him*
Like 18 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would pull off his own head.* Does this look mortal to you? *He placed his head on his shoulder.* Not bound by flesh and blood.
Like 12 hours ago
Yami Crosshide
hmmm *he grabs the head and walks around somehow while holding it* hmm so you can do this too but...other creatures cant?
Like 10 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
shift would be smoking with him, and prodding the yellow horse with the hot cigarette butts.
Like April 13, 2026
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3/7
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes. I can do it, pretty easily.
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
are you sure?
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes.
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would use a file, to cut into the foundations of your home. This would cause your home to slant.* There, call it done or art. I ruined this day. #rp
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would walk away from the water tower. He was whistling too. He was happy, since he just placed a microorganism into the water supply. It wouldn't kill anypony. It however will cause everypon... View More
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Glimmer Moon
*glimmer boops the pony as they pass*
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Choatic much?
Like Yesterday, 9:03 pm
Glimmer Moon
I tend to be yes
Like Yesterday, 9:35 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Right?
Like 12 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Half of my force would be out of commission cause of this.* God damn it.
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
What about the other half?
Like Yesterday, 9:03 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
They dont drink the water from Equestria.
Like Yesterday, 9:16 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Oh...
Like Yesterday, 9:18 pm
Shifter Burnside
they have filters now you yellow piece of shit
Like Yesterday, 7:01 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
You're going to need more than carbon filter and steel shifters to stop it.
Like Yesterday, 9:04 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would place many cakes around ponies' kitchens. All made to their favorite flavors too. He even laughed as he left the scene with another 40 cakes. That's like 4 tens. Or possibly, 10 fours.... View More
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Vanil
Suxortin has committed a felony, and will now be hunted down by the law
Like Yesterday, 12:41 am
Suxortin Snipslous
Good Luck, there is no prison in the world that can contain me.
Like 12 hours ago
Sophie H.
“Horse Butt” #rp
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Autumn Night
"You kiss your mother with that mouth!?"
Like 15 hours ago
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3/6
Autumn Night
"B-But.. I wanted to go hang out with my friends!" Autumn whined, then threw her backpack across the room. "This isn't fair, you're mean!!"
Like 15 hours ago
Sophie H.
She goes on her hind legs to stand straight, crossing her hooves on her chest „mean but fair! Now young lady! As long your hooves are under MY table, you follow my rules! Now off to your room!“
Like 15 hours ago
Autumn Night
"I HATE YOU!" Autumn shouts back and bursts into tears, sprinting away and to her room! She slams the door, turns on her loud rock music, and writes angrily in her diary! "No one understands me!" The grown adult mare shouts!
Like 15 hours ago
Maxh Vezpyre
"Wot!"
Like 15 hours ago
Sophie H.
„World of tanks?“ o:
Like 15 hours ago
Maxh Vezpyre
"Yes, yes indeed, horse tanks"
Like 15 hours ago
Chase
"Please consider the following: Griffon butt."
Like 14 hours ago
Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
The streets of Canterlot are near impossible to ignore today. Parchment clings to every surface—lampposts, archways, notice boards, even the sides of passing carriages. The sheets are uniform, crisp,... View More
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would place a bucket worth of crabs into your bed. As for why, you dared to smile in his direction. For that, he had to make you pay.* You don't get to show genuine joy in my presence! *He ... View More
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Shifter Burnside
no u suffer *makes a very large hole in your load-bearing walls so that the moment you get home the building collapses on you*
Like April 13, 2026
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
You do realized that you're just helping me. I don't need a home.
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
these were marked for demolition by suicide bomber anyway, was doing those poor horses a favour
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Why you...?
Like April 14, 2026
Soliana Flare
Yay Free food!
Like April 13, 2026
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3/7
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes I have. No, I don't want any steamed crabs.
Like April 14, 2026
Soliana Flare
More for me.
Like April 15, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Have fun, now bye. *He would float away.*
Like Yesterday, 9:05 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB Chapter 5: The Fate of the Multiverse) *The battle had begun! As the villains would make their advance, I would hold up my sword and poin... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would go first, with my sword held tight, I would clash with Stishoe. Smg4 and his Mario would help me.*
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Flam
Flam seemed to back off and to the side. It seemed that for now, ubtil stitchshoe wore the pin he had given him, he was not going to get involved in the fight, seeming to vanish from eyesight.
Like Yesterday, 7:28 pm
Polo Fastter
M27 walked over to Flam before sitting down. "Like I said before. I have to guard you, that means if any side tries to harm you then I would have to fight."
Like Yesterday, 7:33 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Stishoe had the pin on the entire time, he put it on back in chapter 3, but the posts went by too fast)
Like Yesterday, 7:36 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB Chapter 4: Rumble in the Throughway) (Cant tag Obsilion since he can't log in, but he's still going to reply as he can) *We would go out into... View More
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*Jewel would stretch.* Im going to go get a coffee. It's probably going to be a long ride to wherever Stishoe is next. *She hops off her chair and flies off toward the kitchen.*
Like March 17, 2026
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Fine. I'll let it happen.) (Stishoe) Fine. I didn't even need my ship anyway to destroy you lot. It won't matter in the end.
Like Yesterday, 6:04 pm Edited
Flam
As stitchshoe continued to blabber on it seemed flam grew more and more irritated and rather pissed off. And as he continued to yammer on, Flam simply poured magic from his horn and fired a magical shot aimed directly at stitchoes head. He made his presence known on the side of both of the opposing... View More
Like Yesterday, 6:41 pm Edited
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Stishoe would dodge the blast.* (Stishoe) Straight to the point then, hmm? Alright... *He would hold his hand up, and the villains would get into a battle position. Stishoe would smile insanely.* Kill them! Avenge your deaths!
Like Yesterday, 6:43 pm
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