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Torch attacks you! With her feathers. She tickles you into oblivion, and soon you're laughing so hard you pee yourself. And then she pees on you to dominate you. And then she laughs too. #rp
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Please take your meds, Porch
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26 minutes ago
While on a trip to Vanhoover, you see Silent, sitting in a secluded part of the Green Dragon. A hotel and bar. He seems to be looking over a document of some kind, occasionally taking sips from his gl... View More
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" Sounds like a fairy tale to be frank. And, I get she can be a little.... much. But you can't keep your head under the sand forever. You know that, right? "
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1 hour ago
No, I'm pretty sure that I can. I'm a burrowing pony. We live underground. In the correct ground, I can stay without ever needing the surface. Save for sunlight. Yet the tree is real. I should know, since I work for it.
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58 minutes ago
" Ponies work for a Celstia damn tree? And it was a figure of speech. You gotta learn to face your fears one of these days. You think that I'd still be here if I didn't face my fear? Note that facing your fear is not getting over it. It's just acknowledging it exists. "
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30 minutes ago
A short pegasus clambers up on a bar stool and orders a cheese pizza and a pint of craft brew. It looks like a lot of food for a little pony.
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March 18, 2026
Silent looked up at them a moment, looked back at his document, then looked back, rubbing his eyes. But, after a moment, he just shrugged and went back to studying the paper
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March 18, 2026
*Nitroxus would jump out of your closet. He was currently fighting a puppet pony. It looked like you, only if you were made of felt. Nitroxus was trying to choke it out, with his arm around its neck.*... View More
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Mimi would’ve gave the puppet a single look…and slowly it’s body began to slide off, As it was cut but a invisible force, Just what was it !? Well Mimi wqs made to be a weapon with precision in mind.
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March 19, 2026
"How the huh?" aux shifts Thier wing into a hand and grabs the thing by the scruff, holding it above nitroxas as it thrashes. "what is this thing?" they chuckle slightly as the thing flails snapping it's plastic jaw rapidly, "its kinda funny."
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March 19, 2026
I'm just going to let you have fun. I'm not going to even try to stop you. Since I fear that you would do that to me. if I tried to stop you.
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March 20, 2026
"eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh," aux pauses the talon perched on their chin, "probably not, kill you i mean." they chuckle and slam the puppet onto the floor, pinning it with thier claws. Aux looks up at Nitroxas, "how deep does the livvng, go with this one des the stuffing come alive and try and crawl in you... View More
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March 26, 2026
*The green stallion would shrug.* Well its a puppet. The power comes for its tongue. Its odd like that.
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March 26, 2026
Silent just stood there. After a few moments, he sighed as if this were a daily occurrence.
" I don't, but I have a better way of killing it. And no, it does not involve fire. Probably still want to let go of it though. "
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March 19, 2026
*Nitroxus would pull himself out of the ground. He would laugh as he pulled himself from the soil. Once out, he would tow out a large emerald with his tail.* Oh, I'm going to enjoy using this baddie. ... View More
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*the soothing winds of yamis weird void grassland hit nitros face as yami stares at nitro in the ground* how do you keep getting here friend
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March 16, 2026
...hmmm *his eyes start to vibrate rapidly staring at the emerald as if thinking...very...very hard*
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March 22, 2026
lookin...*his eyes start getting faster till he perks up and stares at nitro* hmm seems like youll have at least 3 descendants...the emerald is effective. guess your right *he smiles...once again still not good but hes been practicing so instead of eldritch horror...its like hes a emotionless psycho... View More
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March 24, 2026
"Free golden carrots, anypony?" #rp
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*has a shulker chest full of stacks of enchanted golden apples for no reason whatsoever*
“Aw, heck yeah! Gimme that! I’m so hungry—“ cronch, “Mm! Who grew these?”
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12 hours ago
"Oh, I did. Got a little garden full of them, hehe." Meino took out another carrot from a sack that held a bunch and started munching on it.
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8 hours ago
*Nitroxus would pop his head out of the floorboards of your home. Nitroxus was slightly dazed from the sudden breach.* Hey! Why do you have termites forming under here? They bite so much! *Nitroxus wo... View More
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"Oh, no! That's my underground colony of red ants! I feed them weiners and bananas." Oddeus haphazardly laughs as he puts sausages in the floorboards.
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March 16, 2026
No, that would not be cool! Stop trying that! I don't want to be eaten!
"Maybe... Become an ant yourself? Perhaps I will then help you from the sink hole you're in."
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March 19, 2026
I'm not an ant! If you are just going attempt to kill me, then I will have to destory the hive.
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March 20, 2026
very, usually one slab of meat would be good but these are tiny so it takes awhile
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March 28, 2026
Oh no you don't! Get back in there and do something about the termites! -Takes a plunger to him.-
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March 16, 2026
Um, the mail service does take a few days... *He was already setting up a set of punching bags up.* At least you can have these.
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March 28, 2026
Silent was sitting on the nearby grey couch, key word being WAS. When Nitroxus popped out the floorboards in front of him, Silent jumped and screamed. " WHAT THE F(BEEP)!??!!? "
Upon screaming, he fell backwards, making a thud on the hardwood floor. " Gah! " Silent picked himself up and peered over... View More
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March 16, 2026
Will do. *Drops some more glass lemons.* Die you cursed pests of wood.
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23 hours ago
Silent chuckled. " Well, that should do it. I'll go get the spare lumber. " Silent began to make his way toward the front door, then turned around. " Can you get some screws and washers from the laundry room also? Would save some time. "
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1 hour ago
Alright. *He would get up and get some screws, washers and a screwdriver.* Is this all you needed?
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1 hour ago
Tony complains about today’s youth. Specifically, you. Directly to your face. #rp
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Belle raises an eyebrow, her pride bow glistening in the sun as she shoulders her tote with several patches of various bands and pride flags. "And...?"
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7 hours ago
"Da problem is dat youz guys ain't willin' tah FORCE change! Ya gotta start shakin' some things up! Stop payin' taxes, spray paint royal property, kick some stuff about! You know?!"
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7 hours ago
"oh, I see where you're coming from," Belle realizes that his man is onto something, " we have to work to get those who mean us harm out of power," belle nods, this old man Is punk as hell, "well if you ever need a food stall set up at a demonstration or some ' special' candy made hit me up,"
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6 hours ago
Flem... Just lays on the ground Bawling her eyes out. "I-I didn't do annnyttthhhing, I was just D-delivering a package!" She said mid sobbing.
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6 hours ago
Tony takes his package, and signs for it, all while continuing to complain about how the youth these days have no backbone.
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6 hours ago
"I'm over a thousand years old. Youth is not something I've had for a long time now"
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3 hours ago
*The Yoshi's Island yoshi transformation music would play as I would slowly morph into Grand Dad for April fool's day.* #rp
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