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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin has just replaced all the door handles of Equestria, with tennis balls painted with super glue.* Good luck on opening and closing doors... #rp
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Aux "Batty" Cord
Aux simply leave the paw stuck to the door and grabs a new one out of their pocket. "I'll be back for you honey don't worry," they whisper to the tarsals as they walk into the store.
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Aux "Batty" Cord
"perks of being me," Aux bats thier eyelashes all three sets at Suxortin, having grown a third eye in the middle of their head. " but I've only got like 3 more in here before I gotta start using my hooves to open doors,"
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Suxortin Snipslous
There is a lot of doors, so you will run out.
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Aux "Batty" Cord
"I have more hooves than paws." aux says rattling Thier bag, it clatters loudly, "and I've been working on boneless locomotion so its going to be an interesting few days until I can get those back,"
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Suxortin Snipslous
*You would get a knock on your door. Upon opening, it was a freshly made pizza of your favorite brand and toppings. It was made to your exact preferences. It came with your favorite to have with pizza... View More
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Fruit Face
*munch* *crunch* Fruit munched away at the pizza. It tasted...off, for a pizza, but he's had worse; Equestrians do have an expansive diet, after all.
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Suxortin Snipslous
You're an odd one.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
... Bold of you to assume I dont like Lego Pieces and Cardboard. *Shoves the "pizza" in my mouth.*
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Suxortin Snipslous
Again, that's normally not edible at all.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I've had weirder.
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Suxortin Snipslous
You are wierd.
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Shifter Burnside
ok so? *nukes him because yes*
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Silent V Dusk
Silent just held the ‘ pizza ‘. “ Next time, put lamb on it. While Legos and cardboard are could for nutrients and fibers, they’re not my favorite toppings. But, thanks anyway. “
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The Mimikin
“…What do you want.” #rp
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Branwen
"Ice cream please, two scoops!"
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The Mimikin
"Nothing does."
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Branwen
"I see.. hmm.. Oooh! I think I might have a solution for that." Branwen pulls out a My Chemical Romance album and holds it out. "I think you'll like this!"
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The Mimikin
Mimi…Just stared at it, Like if a cat brought its owner a dead mouse.
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Silent V Dusk
" To know why in all things Equestria your mouth keeps twitching into a smile. And I doubt it's from laughter, it's an uncanny one, not a regular one. "
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Silent V Dusk
“ I’ll give you and your friend behind me ten more seconds to give me a f(BEEP)ing answer. If you don’t, you won’t be killed. But, you will be left with broken legs and no skin. It’s your choice. “
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The Mimikin
Mimi just continued to stare, This pony was starting to get on Its nerves, How hard was it for them to just answer Their question about what about them was odd. Slowly it’s Claws began to poke out if their paws.
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Silent V Dusk
Silent looked down, and noticed the claws piercing through their paws. He looked back up, meeting them dead in the eye. With a tired expression in his eyes, he sighed. “ …. Well… shit. Do we really need to do this? You that thirsty for action? If so, I know a group you can unleash whatever’s hiding... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
Your head mounted on my wall. Yet that's not important right now. Why are you out here?
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The Mimikin
“I could ask you the same thing.”
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would spent the entire day replacing all the salt, sugar with powered sand and white phosphorus. He would wait to see all the small explosions.* Give it a moment. #rp
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Shifter Burnside
*changes all the things' chemical structures so you are back where you started*
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would look at his watch, as he looked at the time. After a bit, he looked the town clock and chuckled. For you see, the yellow devil had placed every clock in Equestria off by the minimum of... View More
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Shifter Burnside
*resets all clocks* "i fucking hate this yellow guy."
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Suxortin Snipslous
*The Golden Scourge would laugh, as he would leave your place of work. Upon walking up to you.* I just placed a mimic in that building, good luck in finding! *He would laugh evilly, as he dispersed in... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
"If I have to play prop hunt for the fourth time this week, I'm gonna start killing the people who is putting them inside."
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Suxortin Snipslous
Good luck on trying to kill me. *He would pull off his own head.* I'm not a feeble mortal like you.
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Dr. Norman Reiner
"Right. Who's kid is this? I mean the only thing immortal about you is how immortally annoying you are, compounded by neglect. Pop your head off? Immortal? Please. Who isn't now n' days? Doesn't stop me from making them mine." Norman squinted at the yellow sort.
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Suxortin Snipslous
I'm no foal. At least I'm able to put my head on and off, since I'm far above flesh and blood.
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The Mimikin
"...." Mimi just stood there, Not knowing Who that pony was, Or Why did they bring them here and placed them within the building. None of this made any sense, And it just pissed Mimi off.
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The Mimikin
Mimi Stood there, [Just this once... Just this single time.] He thought, As His body began to grow slightly, His Limbs Elongating, their body looking more Monstrous than before till they... Suddenly Lunged towards Suxor. Acting like a Mindless beast.
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Suxortin Snipslous
*The Golden Scourge would stand still, ad his body would harden.* Waiting to take a bite out of me?
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The Mimikin
Mimi would've increasingly Got faster and Faster Towards Suxor, Priming to Swipe one of their Enlargen Claws towards the Prey.
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Shifter Burnside
*nukes thr building* that should work
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Suxortin Snipslous
You angered it. *The mimic was the building!*
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Silent V Dusk
Silent used his advanced magic to teleport Suxortin in front of him, then pinned him to the ground, having his arm on his throat, making it hard to breathe. Saliva was dripping from his mouth, as he wanted nothing more than to reduce his head to a pile of gore. Then he spoke with a distinct growl in... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would raise his brow.* You're being serious right now? I was merely teasing the source of my being. I'm not a real concept, I embody it. As for how I'm immortal, I'm not going to just share that. Not even that emerald idiot can kill me now.
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Silent V Dusk
" In that sense, you would be weaker if the concept you embodied were less known. And, you know, I'm not going to stop fighting. It's literally what I do. Keep peace and order in Equestria. Even if it means I must put my life on the line. If you threaten that, I'll find one way or another to kill yo... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
Might as well fire that black hole now then. Since I'm not sharing that info with you. You should know this. *He would crack his neck.* There are things far greater than a mere concept. I should know, since I'm an Constance of reality. Meaning, as long this universe exist, I will exist with it. I'm ... View More
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Nar Yakushi
Ever since Autumn moved in, Nar has seemingly given up his job as a courier. That's not to say he's stopped working entirely. Far from it actually. Instead of freelance courier work, he's gone to work... View More
Silent V Dusk
#rp Silent came out of a portal covered in wounds and stained red by blood. He threw something into the portal, and then it closed. " ....... Hey there. Don't ask. Classified. "
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Branwen
"Hello..." Branwen would say, staring at Silent in confusion. "That's all fair, I suppose.. but why have you opened your portal straight into my kitchen?"
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Silent V Dusk
" It is contained, but I said they wouldn't get off the island WITHOUT help. There are groups out there who want to claim Equestria for themselves, even if that means releasing a few Festerings on innocent civilians. So, there is no real guarantee that it'll be kept on the island. And as to what I w... View More
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Branwen
Branwen gave Silent an odd look before nodding her head slowly. "Yeah.. they're key historical figures, and the city will often put on a play showing the founding of Equestria during Hearth's Warming Eve... but, that was over... gosh, hundreds of years ago? You're claiming that Princess Platinum was... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" She was a great mother to my siblings and me, and you had better respect that! Either way, you know just as well as I do that the Fountain of Youth is just an old pony tail. But I don't have great skincare; it's just an elixir that is made in secret. Keeps me in my early thirties and capable of ha... View More
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Brady Thunderfoot
-She looks on, anxious.- Did you get it?
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Silent V Dusk
" You're going to have to elaborate. I stole a lot of important things. "
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Ghostbit
“Happy birthday to myself I guess…” #rp
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Brady Thunderfoot
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELLOW BUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIII!
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Ghostbit
“Gasp!!!, It’s other bunny on two feet!”
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Brady Thunderfoot
Damn right it is!
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Brave Charger
Happy Birthday!
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Pepper Snap
Happy birthday bunnybro
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Ghostbit
"Gasp!"
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Pepper Snap
*gives Easter basket with candy and eggs*
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Belle Blossom
"Happy birthday," Belle says, dropping a large apple pie onto the table, "brought pie, sorry I'm late."
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Aux "Batty" Cord
*Aux sloughs up to you, yes sloughs their legs are less coming off as they are being created and absorbed with each step,* "I'm trying a new thing out!," *they say cheerfully, Their voice bubbling up... View More
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