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" Housekeeping! " Silent busted through your door, with absolutely no warning. " I'm here to clean and give out waffle fries! " #rp
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Snow Storm
“About time..”
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18 hours ago

Silent V Dusk
“ Don’t sass me. Or else I’ll burn the fries and leave this place in a worse condition than it is now…. “ Silent let out a cute MEEP.
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7 hours ago

Snow Storm
“Okay well.. if you do that then you’re fired.”
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5 hours ago

Silent V Dusk
“ I have other jobs. So do you want the waffle fries or not? “
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4 hours ago

Shifter Burnside
yay
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11 hours ago

Silent V Dusk
“ So, what do you need cleaned? “ As he spoke, Silent levitated a big bag filled to the brim with waffle fries.
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7 hours ago

Soliana Flare
Um... one question,how are you breathing in space?
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7 hours ago
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Silent V Dusk
Silent looked around a moment and realized he was indeed in the void of space.
“ Don’t ask, you don’t want to know. Anyway, is that a no to waffle fries? “
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6 hours ago

Soliana Flare
I wouldn't mind some.
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5 hours ago

Reginald Laviatus Dargon
The Large pink dragon would look up startled, his snout dripping thick red liquid to the ground a now empty jar of pasta sauce in his left claw falling to the ground where the plastic it was made of made a dull empty thunp while bouncing. "...uhhh Hello? how did you get past my security drones?"
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4 hours ago

Reginald Laviatus Dargon
"Water. and i dint eat ponies. i eat magic and what ever is in a jar ir a can. occasionally bugs and fish. all raw, no fire from me" hed say "and if you want to clean just stay out of the third floor, basement has the treasurie, take what you feel is fair. ill put you on the white list one of the di... View More
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3 hours ago

Silent V Dusk
“ Hydrophobic chips and biomechanical fibers. Also, I wouldn’t recommend looking at those images. Whenever a picture of me is taken, it will end out distorted and you see the form I am cursed with. Anyway, you can expect me to be done here in 45 minutes max. When I see the treasurie, I’ll be sure t... View More
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2 hours ago

Reginald Laviatus Dargon
"No no, im a sea drake. i spew high pressure water, not fire, was unclear, sorry, cranberry sauce mjes me...spacy." hed say pulling the can off of his snout "and trust me, im familiar with odd forms, im on good terms with several starspawn, and am not exactly what you see either. but the drones will... View More
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2 hours ago
Autumn is before you, a briefcase in her mouth and a little tie around her neck! She sits down and drops her luggage, then holds out a hoof to you. "Hey how's it going? I'm Autumn, I'm here for that j... View More
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"...Wuh !?" Flem Exclaimed, She doesn't Remember ever hearing a Job Interview from her Manager!?, Plus She isn't really the best for DOING The interview!, She was just a simple Mailpony!
"Oh.. yeah, you raise some well and fair points there," Autumn sits the box down on the desk before them and scratches her chin thoughtfully. "I did come here uninvited.. hmm.. Oh, and as for your name, I've just been reading some the paperwork here on your desk! It's upside down and hard to make ou... View More
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4 hours ago
"...In through the nose, Out through the mouth." She said, Breathing in and out as she was feeling her Anger began to rise, At least It's not Phlegm like in High school, Nothing is as horrible as that. But She'd just stared at Autumn now, Wondering if this pony was doing this on purpose!
Autumn stared back, a small sheepish grin spreading across her face as she sat there. "Heh.. Was I so impressive that I took your breath away? Soooo... Oh this package! I totally forgot- Uh.. say.. how do you know where to take these things? Is there like some kind of map thing to shows me how?"
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4 hours ago
Bubblegum sits behind a desk, the brim of her head slung low to give her a cool shadow over the eyes and a chewing toothpick held loosely in her teeth. "I've been expecting you," she answers, followed by an immediate oh no! under her breath as the toothpick fails to defy the laws of gravity.
A mino... View More
Autumn sat enraptured by Bubblegum’s demeanor, a soft gasp even escaping her as she watched the other mare do a cool catch with the toothpick! She didn’t know much about working, but having a cool boss must be pretty important to the job! Sitting up straight and wiggling in her seat till she look th... View More
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8 hours ago
*Suxortin would walk away from the water tower. He was whistling too. He was happy, since he just placed a microorganism into the water supply. It wouldn't kill anypony. It however will cause everypon... View More
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*Half of my force would be out of commission cause of this.* God damn it.
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April 14, 2026
You're going to need more than carbon filter and steel shifters to stop it.
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April 15, 2026
*Suxortin would be smoking a lot of cigars and cigarettes. He would do this, not because he enjoyed it. He did it to make the entire area smell back. His body would natural repel the harsh toxins off ... View More
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*the smoke was then all inhaled by the one being that it cant hurt....yami....he thinks its a cloud form of cottoncandy*
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April 11, 2026
What do you mean, 'TOO'? Does this implies that you can do this as well? You're not special for doing that.
*Another Suxortin would walk up and pick his head back.* Can you not try to steal my greatness?
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April 17, 2026
oh there are two of you now...weird i though your species couldnt do complex magic like this...do you taste different too?
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Yesterday, 10:22 am
shift would be smoking with him, and prodding the yellow horse with the hot cigarette butts.
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April 13, 2026
*Suxortin would place a bucket worth of crabs into your bed. As for why, you dared to smile in his direction. For that, he had to make you pay.* You don't get to show genuine joy in my presence!
*He ... View More
"The next creature to ask to be dressed like a baby and beat up like a sockem doll, I'm stapling their eyelids to their face." #rp
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"I know you see the makeup, baby doll. All the fellas love my act. Especially the ones I get to be handsy with." Gloom popped her knuckles.
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Yesterday, 5:12 am
"Oh, I forgot you live here, bun. Well, I'm crashing here, of course. It's a nice cottage and I stay here at least 3 times a week."
*Suxortin would sit and laugh in front of you. He would point a hoof at you.* Bask in my greatness you lower mortals. For I am mighty, and you aren't worthy!
//Art by the unhinged Pepper Snap #rp
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Silent just stood there, looking unimpressed. "Uh-huh, yeah. Need I recount what happened last time we met? What's to stop me from doing the same thing here? Also, in case you were wondering. That whole virus thing you spread is treated. Doesn't take a lot to identify a common virus like Graveyard P... View More
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Yesterday, 10:39 pm
*Suxortin had poisoned your water supply! Burned your crops! And delivered a plague unto your houses!*
*And he did it in the first 10 minutes of seeing you smile.* Fall and Suffer! #rp
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