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Silent V Dusk
" Housekeeping! " Silent busted through your door, with absolutely no warning. " I'm here to clean and give out waffle fries! " #rp
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Snow Storm
“About time..”
Like 18 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
“ Don’t sass me. Or else I’ll burn the fries and leave this place in a worse condition than it is now…. “ Silent let out a cute MEEP.
Like 7 hours ago
Snow Storm
“Okay well.. if you do that then you’re fired.”
Like 5 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
“ I have other jobs. So do you want the waffle fries or not? “
Like 4 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
yay
Like 11 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
“ So, what do you need cleaned? “ As he spoke, Silent levitated a big bag filled to the brim with waffle fries.
Like 7 hours ago
Soliana Flare
Um... one question,how are you breathing in space?
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Silent V Dusk
Silent looked around a moment and realized he was indeed in the void of space. “ Don’t ask, you don’t want to know. Anyway, is that a no to waffle fries? “
Like 6 hours ago
Soliana Flare
I wouldn't mind some.
Like 5 hours ago
Reginald Laviatus Dargon
The Large pink dragon would look up startled, his snout dripping thick red liquid to the ground a now empty jar of pasta sauce in his left claw falling to the ground where the plastic it was made of made a dull empty thunp while bouncing. "...uhhh Hello? how did you get past my security drones?"
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Reginald Laviatus Dargon
"Water. and i dint eat ponies. i eat magic and what ever is in a jar ir a can. occasionally bugs and fish. all raw, no fire from me" hed say "and if you want to clean just stay out of the third floor, basement has the treasurie, take what you feel is fair. ill put you on the white list one of the di... View More
Like 3 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
“ Hydrophobic chips and biomechanical fibers. Also, I wouldn’t recommend looking at those images. Whenever a picture of me is taken, it will end out distorted and you see the form I am cursed with. Anyway, you can expect me to be done here in 45 minutes max. When I see the treasurie, I’ll be sure t... View More
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Reginald Laviatus Dargon
"No no, im a sea drake. i spew high pressure water, not fire, was unclear, sorry, cranberry sauce mjes me...spacy." hed say pulling the can off of his snout "and trust me, im familiar with odd forms, im on good terms with several starspawn, and am not exactly what you see either. but the drones will... View More
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Autumn Night
Autumn is before you, a briefcase in her mouth and a little tie around her neck! She sits down and drops her luggage, then holds out a hoof to you. "Hey how's it going? I'm Autumn, I'm here for that j... View More
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Andromeda Flemish
"...Wuh !?" Flem Exclaimed, She doesn't Remember ever hearing a Job Interview from her Manager!?, Plus She isn't really the best for DOING The interview!, She was just a simple Mailpony!
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Autumn Night
"Oh.. yeah, you raise some well and fair points there," Autumn sits the box down on the desk before them and scratches her chin thoughtfully. "I did come here uninvited.. hmm.. Oh, and as for your name, I've just been reading some the paperwork here on your desk! It's upside down and hard to make ou... View More
Like 4 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
"...In through the nose, Out through the mouth." She said, Breathing in and out as she was feeling her Anger began to rise, At least It's not Phlegm like in High school, Nothing is as horrible as that. But She'd just stared at Autumn now, Wondering if this pony was doing this on purpose!
Like 4 hours ago
Autumn Night
Autumn stared back, a small sheepish grin spreading across her face as she sat there. "Heh.. Was I so impressive that I took your breath away? Soooo... Oh this package! I totally forgot- Uh.. say.. how do you know where to take these things? Is there like some kind of map thing to shows me how?"
Like 4 hours ago
Bubblegum
Bubblegum sits behind a desk, the brim of her head slung low to give her a cool shadow over the eyes and a chewing toothpick held loosely in her teeth. "I've been expecting you," she answers, followed by an immediate oh no! under her breath as the toothpick fails to defy the laws of gravity. A mino... View More
Like 16 hours ago
Autumn Night
Autumn sat enraptured by Bubblegum’s demeanor, a soft gasp even escaping her as she watched the other mare do a cool catch with the toothpick! She didn’t know much about working, but having a cool boss must be pretty important to the job! Sitting up straight and wiggling in her seat till she look th... View More
Like 8 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would walk away from the water tower. He was whistling too. He was happy, since he just placed a microorganism into the water supply. It wouldn't kill anypony. It however will cause everypon... View More
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Glimmer Moon
*glimmer boops the pony as they pass*
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3/5
Suxortin Snipslous
Right?
Like April 16, 2026
Glimmer Moon
Nothing wrong with having fun
Like Yesterday, 4:11 am
Suxortin Snipslous
You are a strange being.
Like 18 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Half of my force would be out of commission cause of this.* God damn it.
Like April 14, 2026
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would rise up from a nearby ink puddle.* Me.
Like Yesterday, 5:06 am
Suxortin Snipslous
Go back into the puddle.
Like 18 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Whoops when I sent this that line was meant for the other post with Jewel in it lol)
Like 11 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
they have filters now you yellow piece of shit
Like April 15, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
You're going to need more than carbon filter and steel shifters to stop it.
Like April 15, 2026
Shifter Burnside
so?
Like 11 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would be smoking a lot of cigars and cigarettes. He would do this, not because he enjoyed it. He did it to make the entire area smell back. His body would natural repel the harsh toxins off ... View More
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Yami Crosshide
*the smoke was then all inhaled by the one being that it cant hurt....yami....he thinks its a cloud form of cottoncandy*
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Suxortin Snipslous
What do you mean, 'TOO'? Does this implies that you can do this as well? You're not special for doing that. *Another Suxortin would walk up and pick his head back.* Can you not try to steal my greatness?
Like April 17, 2026
Yami Crosshide
oh there are two of you now...weird i though your species couldnt do complex magic like this...do you taste different too?
Like Yesterday, 10:22 am
Suxortin Snipslous
Its not magic. Also, don't try to eat my head. That's rude.
Like 18 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
shift would be smoking with him, and prodding the yellow horse with the hot cigarette butts.
Like April 13, 2026
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3/8
Shifter Burnside
are you sure?
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes.
Like April 14, 2026
Shifter Burnside
so?
Like 11 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have placed many candles all around Equestria. The scented wax however, was a series of terrible smells and scents. He has even had many of those candles hidden.* Just breathe it all i... View More
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Shifter Burnside
*blowtorces the candles*
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Shifter Burnside
/delete entitygroup SuxCandles
Like April 18, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Only 2 Candles were deleted.*
Like April 18, 2026
Shifter Burnside
/delete entitygroup LightSource
Like 11 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would place a bucket worth of crabs into your bed. As for why, you dared to smile in his direction. For that, he had to make you pay.* You don't get to show genuine joy in my presence! *He ... View More
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Shifter Burnside
no u suffer *makes a very large hole in your load-bearing walls so that the moment you get home the building collapses on you*
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Shifter Burnside
these were marked for demolition by suicide bomber anyway, was doing those poor horses a favour
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Why you...?
Like April 14, 2026
Shifter Burnside
yes
Like 11 hours ago
Soliana Flare
Yay Free food!
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Suxortin Snipslous
Yes I have. No, I don't want any steamed crabs.
Like April 14, 2026
Soliana Flare
More for me.
Like April 15, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Have fun, now bye. *He would float away.*
Like April 15, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would look at the closest foal and gags.* That's an ugly baby. Why are you so ugly, for a baby? #rp
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Iridescent_Edge
Hot take: We would all admit that babies are ugly if we weren't biologically inclined to care for them.
Like Yesterday, 7:51 am
Suxortin Snipslous
Finally!
Like 18 hours ago
Gloom The Clown
"The next creature to ask to be dressed like a baby and beat up like a sockem doll, I'm stapling their eyelids to their face." #rp
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Glimmer Moon
Why is anyone asking for that?
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Glimmer Moon
The character eh? Are we sure?
Like Yesterday, 4:54 am
Gloom The Clown
"I know you see the makeup, baby doll. All the fellas love my act. Especially the ones I get to be handsy with." Gloom popped her knuckles.
Like Yesterday, 5:12 am
Glimmer Moon
um maybe *they chuckled* definitely not my type but you seem cool.
Like 20 hours ago
Ghostbit
“…I just woke up, And why are you in Flutters cottage.” Ghost said Drinking a coffee jug of cold cocoa
Like Yesterday, 5:07 am
Gloom The Clown
"Oh, I forgot you live here, bun. Well, I'm crashing here, of course. It's a nice cottage and I stay here at least 3 times a week."
Like Yesterday, 5:16 am Edited
Ghostbit
“…With a Bear, 4 otters, A few birds, And some mice.” Ghost groaned, Feeling like he was about to bust a blood vessel almost instantly.
Like Yesterday, 5:22 am
Chase
Chase making this exact face
Like Yesterday, 6:35 am
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would sit and laugh in front of you. He would point a hoof at you.* Bask in my greatness you lower mortals. For I am mighty, and you aren't worthy! //Art by the unhinged #rp
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Ghostbit
“Apparently not mighty enough, You lost your head!”
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Ghostbit
“No!? YOU ARE LITERALLY SITTING IN FRONT ME, heck if you got up, I’d still be taller, Only by like 1 inch or 2.”
Like Yesterday, 10:01 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Raises head.* Say that again. I'm still more powerful.
Like Yesterday, 10:22 pm
Ghostbit
“Stiiiill taller than you, Plus I got something from my friend called the Stare, A bit of Umbra in me so don’t get me tooo pissed off, Spectral veil, The backing of the elements of harmony, A kick to the ankles, And A mimikin.”
Like Yesterday, 10:27 pm
Kadai Montanya
"Smelly."
Like Yesterday, 9:27 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
What did you say?
Like Yesterday, 9:50 pm
PB
One word: lego
Like Yesterday, 10:31 pm
Silent V Dusk
Silent just stood there, looking unimpressed. "Uh-huh, yeah. Need I recount what happened last time we met? What's to stop me from doing the same thing here? Also, in case you were wondering. That whole virus thing you spread is treated. Doesn't take a lot to identify a common virus like Graveyard P... View More
Like Yesterday, 10:39 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin had poisoned your water supply! Burned your crops! And delivered a plague unto your houses!* *And he did it in the first 10 minutes of seeing you smile.* Fall and Suffer! #rp
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Autumn Night
"Pop the bubble!"
Like April 17, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes....
Like April 18, 2026
Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*Jewel would use her magic to undo all that* Not so fast, you yellow devil.
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Suxortin Snipslous
I have many plans!
Like Yesterday, 8:54 pm
Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
And I'll stop each and every one of them like my brother does.
Like Yesterday, 9:42 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Wait, who's your brother again? I don't care about you mortals.
Like Yesterday, 9:49 pm
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