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Roll for Initiative! *Suxortin was holding a large war hammer, aimed towards you.* Beat a mere 8, and I will allow to live. #rp
*Suxortin would leave IRS Main HQ. For he had completely messed up the filing systems. Causing the entire bureau to need to do an audit in the morning. He yawned.* Not easy screwing over a government ... View More
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thanks for helping actually, now we only have to do our taxes next year!
...What you just basically did. You blowing up the IRS Main HQ just basically had you commit tax fraud.
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20 hours ago
" Finally! You did something right! For a good-long-while we can kiss taxes goodbye. Just please tell me you burned some of the documents. If not, that'd just be a missed opportunity. '
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Yesterday, 9:04 am
You're on your first date with Autumn, a beautiful evening dinner at an exquisite restaurant downtown! Autumn claimed all the bruschetta appetizer for herself as a joke!; But now she's began to snarl ... View More
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"I wasn't reaching for the bruschetta, I was reaching to brush the mane from your eyes. And to give you head pats as we agreed to." Aetheris would mock pout before eating her meal...banana, peanut butter, and celery.
"Hmm..." Autumn considered Aehteris's words for a moment, then nodded her head. "Right, sorry I'd forgotten.. Here, pat away!" The bat mare would scoot her chair closer and lean her head in, eyeing the knight's measly meal. "Uh... that's what you're eating? Hmm.. are you sure you don't want some bru... View More
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Yesterday, 1:46 pm
Silent just stared at her. He was only there because he thought this was just a casual get together. Not some date. He didn't need anything else to lose and the expression on his face was nothing short of done and mildly annoyed.
" Why did I say yes to this? That's a genuine question. Why? Also, I ... View More
" I do admit, your compassion and understanding are nothing short of highly admirable. I just hope you know the difference between who and who not to forgive. Honestly, I'm surprised you forgave me. "
Silent took a small sip of his sweet tea, and a look of relaxation crossed his face.
" But anyway... View More
"Woah, woah, woah! I wouldn't call myself any of that really, just uh.. it takes a lot of energy to hold a grudge!" Autumn explains with a laugh, shrugging her shoulders. "You can't always pick you company, so might as well make your peace or make some plans, ya know?"
Leaning back the mare sighed... View More
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20 hours ago
"Yeah, sure you're not. " Silent had a playful grin on his face. He leaned back in his chair, looking out the nearby window for a few seconds, then turned back to Autumn.
" Well, my day has been more relaxed than usual. Usually it's just constant work or solving some brand of horse s(BEEP). So I've... View More
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19 hours ago
Autumn waves a hoof to Loona, then crunches down on some bruschetta with a grin. "Mhm! I'm Autumn, and we're on a date!" The mare would explain nonchalantly, then sip from her drink. "Ahh~! Uh.. do you want the specifics on how you got here? I'm surprised you even noticed! I'd been explaining the lo... View More
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20 hours ago
Loona snorts, ears flicking back as she gives Autumn a long, unimpressed stare “…A date?” She glances around like she’s expecting a hidden camera, then deadpans, “Yeah, okay. Cool. Love that for me. Kidnapped into a date with a horse I don’t know..” Her tail swishes once, slower this time, as she l... View More
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20 hours ago
Autumn growls and snaps at Loona's paw, but alas, too late to protect her precious bruschetta. Grumbling, she bites down on another piece and shrugs. "As a matter of fact, this place here gives out a free appetizer for couples on certain dates, so yeah... occasionally I loop in someone so I can get ... View More
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20 hours ago
"Why are you even at my table? This is a reservation for one and you are all the appetizers from someone else's table too didn't you?" The griffin seems mildly annoyed by all this but looks like he's doing his best to keep his cool. Trying to be presentable and collected. It's what he does... Somewh... View More
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1 hour ago
Darkness settles over the world as night falls, a quiet breeze blowing in through an opened window of your house. Tonight is the full moon, the streets lit by the lamps outdoors, but a glance out the ... View More
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"Fight me! Fight me! I'll merc ya! Step to me and try, bitch!" Winter shouts at thee, swinging her scarf so very dangerously. #rp
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If the automaton could blink in confusion, she would. Unfortunately she does not have eyelids. Or eyes. Her eyes are magic.
Walking close, she disregards her own safety and peers into the other mare's eyes, because she's just too curious now not to. Are they okay? "Are you under the influence of so... View More
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9 hours ago
"I DRANK TOO MUCH WATER" Screeches Winter'Swatch, right eyelid twitching as she starts to dance in the streets. Her movements are staccato, her form exceptional, her methods interpretive, and-- nevermind she's just seizing on the ground.
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9 hours ago
Clockwork just stands there in shock. This is the strangest thing she's seen since before her creator died. Physically unable to move faster than a brisk walk, and thus unable to help find a doctor before this ends, she just lies down next to the seizing pony. "I apologize for my inability to assist... View More
Fruity crams the scrappy horsey in to a cookie jar.
“Oh, that uhh, that was easier than I expected.”
Winter starts glowing immediately upon entering the jar, and ascends into becoming a cookie. Chocolate chip.
Fruity refrains from eating the cookie for a solid two minute before giving in. CHOMP
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13 hours ago
It wouldn't be a fair fight.... but if your truly willing to face Death then come at me....
*she simply walks over to you then hits you in the head with a squeaky hammer she had pulled from her cloak*
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15 hours ago
You did what! *Suxortin would flip an entire tree from the root and into the air. He walked over to robot.* You didn't destroy the data center, like commanded you to do? You had 1 job! Just that job!
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No, you're doing it wrong. *I pull out a card and fling it toward the data center. Out pops Thomas, the Thermonuclear Bomb.* Now hit the deck!
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April 27, 2026
*Suxortin would have leaked to the press, all over your terrible secrets.* There we go, free press for all! #rp
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Why are you staring at me like that? Stop it! I command you to stop staring at me.
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April 24, 2026
...I mean everyone already knows I sleep with a teddy bear. So its not really a secret.
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April 25, 2026
*I shrug.* You're just trying to dig up dirt on me, good luck on that endeavor. Both me and my sister dont got anything on us.
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April 27, 2026
" No way you got every detail in there. I cover my tracks pretty well. "
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April 25, 2026
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Browned leaves fall, birds sing as they start their journey south, and the newly chilled air begins to swell with the scent of pumpkin, it's a beautiful day outside...
Nonetheless, the peaceful mor... View More
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