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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would stand over the plaza.* You call this a place to honor, ME? A realm worthy of me, Suxortin. First of all, I demand more towers. Second, I demand more towels. And Third, I demand more tr... View More
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Dr. Normodd
Dr. Odd would blink a few times and smile, "Hi. I'm Dr. Oddeus."
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Dr. Normodd
"But why? I'm simply enjoying my time here and calling me weak isn't going to make you feel better mister. Nor will it make people love you." He would hum.
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Resi LOKFIL
You tell him Dr.Odd
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Suxortin Snipslous
I don't want to be loved, nor do I care about others. I just want you to move, so I can rebuild this place. In my image!
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Knight Wolf
Knight watched as the random creature walked into his throne room and spouted his nonsense, he sighs and casually pulls out a shotgun and starts loading the shells "No Knight, your the king Knight, you cant lock the doors to the public, they neeed to come in and speak to you, its your duty knight,"... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
*The shot would take out the right side of Sux's face.* You had 1 job. And you failed at it.
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Knight Wolf
"No i didnt," he says shooting his leg now, "I find this entertaining."
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Still standing, with half of his face missing and standing solely on his hindlegs.* I find this annoying.
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Shifter Burnside
*turns into block of bricks*
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Suxortin Snipslous
You think you're being funny?
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
No. And if you don't get off my property, I will use my Nova Prime to make sure you FEEL anti-matter.
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RESIDENTOFKILL
Don't you wanna enact them more now?
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Suxortin Snipslous
There are more security measures in place now.
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RESIDENTOFKILL
Okay... back to selling fake nuclear startcodes...
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would overlook a map. Looking up at the city, his newly placed 'phone towers'. He would chuckle to himself, as now ponies would use his towers to make their calls. After a few hours, wheneve... View More
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CupCake
cupcake sighed and shot a text to her wife the text being "did sugar white spit up again?" luckily the text went through because texts are wayyy different then calls.
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Suxortin Snipslous
*The text would go through.* Did I allow such a flaw to pass?
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CupCake
cupcake hummed and hopped away
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Suxortin Snipslous
You get this win, this time...
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RESIDENTOFKILL
Devilish i kinda like that
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Suxortin Snipslous
No, I'm prefection.
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RESIDENTOFKILL
Well imperfections are beautiful too
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Suxortin Snipslous
No they not. That what you mortals say to yourself.
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would be seen sitting on a stump outside. He had a toothbrush in his mouth. He was simply keeping his smile hidden. For he had taken the time to take everypony's toothbrushes and used them c... View More
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Resi LOKFIL
Brother .... Ew what ... Why does ew wtf i need to buy another toothbrush...
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Suxortin Snipslous
Why would I deny something?
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Resi LOKFIL
... Iam going home
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Suxortin Snipslous
Okay. Have fun.
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Suxortin Snipslous
*There was a lot of spiders. Yep, this day's plan was just a lot of spiders planted by Suxortin.* #rp
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Bright Brave
BriBra ate 90% of the arachnids.
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Suxortin Snipslous
True terror my tail! Stop eating them, as they are only venomous, not poisonous. Let me kill you correctly.
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Bright Brave
Behold mu power! *slurp crunch munch*
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Suxortin Snipslous
I will not let this go unpunished.
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Resi LOKFIL
tbh i faced worse...
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Suxortin Snipslous
You killed my mood.
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Resi LOKFIL
Well ... Iam not sure if i should feel sorry or Happy rn... Iam confused
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Suxortin Snipslous
I don't know, nor do I care.
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Marvel Gleam
I like spiders
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Suxortin Snipslous
Yea, good at make me angry.
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Marvel Gleam
How could these cute little guys make you angry?
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Internally, Sux would be happy. Externally, he would have a stern look on his face.* What are those?
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I yawn.* And these spiders are supposed to do... what exactly?
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Resi LOKFIL
Huh are you alright suxo? I think you might've seen something that isn't there anymore
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Suxortin Snipslous
*His body would crumble to dust.*
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Resi LOKFIL
God damn hes gone again...
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Newmoon Winter
#rp A week had passed since the incident at the Zephyr Heights museum. Everypony was home safe, with one exception. Lunaris brought home a cat by the name of B... View More
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Bright Brave
Bright smoked some tobacco. "First time?"
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Newmoon Winter
"Sure Cozy had done some bad things, but not having anyone to care for her and show her what being a real family about, that was her reason. So, I took her in, broke her out of that stone prison, and cared for her, teaching her things that a parent should, like respect, helping others without expect... View More
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DeathWish
she legit has Chrysalis and Tirek to be her parents
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DeathWish
bruh that makes no sense to me
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Former Corporal Spinneret
Spins sat down next to Newmoon. "...nice weather we're havin, huh?" She chuckled softly. "Good thing we're dyin soon, we're startin to run out of things to talk about."
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Newmoon Winter
Eclipse: "that's true. Are you sure you're okay with parting with one of your plushies for a while?" "Want to go for a walk with the twins?"
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Former Corporal Spinneret
"I can send Destiny along," I said. "She's been wanting to go out and stretch for a long while." "I don't see why not." Chrysalis smiled, sliding out of bed.
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Newmoon Winter
Eclipse: "okay. And I'll have Happy tag along as well." "I'll wear the foal carrier so you don't have to worry about carrying the twins." I said with a smile.
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Silverspark
Silverspark:back from vacation she worked with Rose on her flying slowly "alright Rosey remember balance is a key with your wings spread out we will just glide so you can get a strong sense " she was where there nothing to distract her daughter
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Newmoon Winter
"What do you expect. Look at how many times I sacrificed myself to keep the balance. Then I took the remaining reincarnations to make Lunaris. I may be an alicorn, but im not a celestial type like you and Bright, or Tia and Lulu. I still have like 60 more years or so. And besides, Zai and Chris will... View More
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Silverspark
Silverspark:"also I brought you the massager for your back this will help the kinks in your back "she said sitting down at the table and gave Rose her tea "Rose you want the rose petals in your tea again ?"she asked her
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Newmoon Winter
"Oh right! You did mention you'd bring that by. Though, you could walk along my back, that would fix me up good too." Rose shrugged. "I could take it or leave it, mom." She said as she pulled her hood off her head.
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Nar Yakushi
Nar saw you eyeing that thing you really wanted at a store, but couldn't afford at the moment. So he went in and bought it for you. #rp
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Ghostbit
"..." Ghost was at a lost of words... Mostly due to seeing the Bootleg plushie of himself, Called a "Specthare" Curse those companies stealing his likeness! "Huh, Makes you wonder how they made a life sized plushie of me ?"
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Rosa Cavalier
It was little Camille, who'd been spending the day with him for...honestly, who knows. Babysitting at the kind request of Rosa (She'd make sure he knew that if anything happened to her daughter, she'd raze the city). She had been eyeing a new jacket that'd fit her small figure. She'd not noticed N... View More
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Nar Yakushi
Well, with Asuka back on her ungodly work schedule, it seems it has fallen to Nar to babysit Camille today. Not that he minds. In fact, he’s been trying to get this opportunity ever since he adopted his daughter, Cookie. Now, with him babysitting Camille, he can enact his master plan! Impromptu play... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would blow up the local beaver dam, to flood the streets in your town. The water was up to the knee level. Sux would laugh at all the ponies who now had wet hooves and legs.* #rp
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
God damn it... and I was on my way to the market... *I turn into my ice form and skate across the newly formed ice.*
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Suxortin Snipslous
Why you?
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
To annoy you instead!
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Suxortin Snipslous
Darn you ink creature!
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Resi LOKFIL
I feel like your pranks are more of an ecological disaster than small mischief you pull
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Suxortin Snipslous
Powerline? *He was already sawing one in half.* What about it?
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Resi LOKFIL
O_O
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Suxortin Snipslous
What?
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Look who didn't bring their homework to class. You were given plenty of notice and extensions. #rp
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Chase
Are you gonna pay me to bring work home?
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Oh I almost forgot to tell you, this is Cheers-ing 101.
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Chase
Yeah look I'm out.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Hey you were the one that came in here.
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Former Corporal Spinneret
"Please, Mr Gunderson, the other students are already looking at me because I came to school in my underwear..."
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
This is supposed to be Tipsy Tips 101... Are you sure you didn't have the right class?
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Former Corporal Spinneret
"Look, I didn't get fully dressed for class, I get it, stop drawin attention to me!!"
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*It turns out it was an almost empty class. Those that were in it were asleep.* Uh huh. Just sit down, you're the one drawing attention to yourself at this point.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Y'know what, I'll start it a day early. Welcome... to The Horrors of Big Mountain! In this spine tingling tale, Stickman and his friends head to Big Mountain, a giant science facility on the far side... View More
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Skystar, The Hippogriff Princess
Seems... creepy. *She would give off a worrying look.*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I sigh.* Yeah. C'mon, let's work on getting those two before they get away with whatever they're after here.
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Skystar, The Hippogriff Princess
Whatever Big Mountain did down here... it wasn't ethical. Are you getting any read down the hall?
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*My shades would light up for a bit.* 2 entities down the hall. Should be Mr. Puzzles and Mr. Wpnz.
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Knight Wolf
Never played fallout
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(You don't really need to know much of Fallout to get into this one. All you need to know is that this takes place after the events of the Old World Blues DLC, which is a love letter to the 50's and 60's horror movies.
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