I finally have an ask page. Here, you can ask Orion and/or Carnage whatever question you want.

Hello, all you horses/dragons/kirins/deer/whatever. Are you tired of the lore of your favorite video games and want to know more about it? Well, you've come to the right place. These game theories are completely true, and totally not a lie that is coming from someone seeking attention. Actually, take everything here with a grain of salt. This is meant to be a comedy page poking fun at the fact that there are some particularly bad game theories that just make us laugh. Want something for me to theorize about? Give a suggestion, and I'll try to make the stupidest theory about it as I can. Maybe you want to see my idiotic take on an existing theory? Sure. Give it to me. Also, I'll try to do as little research as I can to not try to sound smart. Be warned.