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Torch, the "Satanist"
My next sentence is a lie. The previous sentence is the truth. #rp
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Misty Riverside
Misty's brain explodes.
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Torch, the "Satanist"
"Hold that thought, Misty. I need to press the button again." Says Torch, taking off her saddlebags and nudging them towards Misty. "Plant these seeds in my absence, and you will find great yield. However, do not plant the red one, for it is the forbidden fruit. Obey my every word, and you shall fin... View More
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Misty Riverside
Torch disappears before Misty's very eyes, and she gasps. "NO! DON'T LEAVE!" She begs the skies, and starts sobbing. "Not the button again! You destroyed everything, Torch! You destroyed everything! I'm in Heck! This isn't fair! Why did you confuse me so, oh red one? Why did you sweep me under the r... View More
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Misty Riverside
"Please, Torch! Come back! I need you! How do I plant these seeds? I'm not an earth pony! I don't know how! Do I eat the grass? Where is this? Please! I pray to thee," She lays down and clasps her hooves together, closing her eyes in prayer.
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