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Käfer

Male. Lives in  Everfree Forest,  Equestria. Born on February 4, 1992
Race
Changeling (Unreformed)
Roleplay Availability
Maybe
About Me
I'm just a changeling, unreformed by choice.
I like making music with my wings on occasion, and writing stories.
Roleplay Universe
Canon Equestria, Equestria at War
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Käfer
Sometimes I look up at the moon and the stars and I think to myself... "I'm gonna venture out and explore those someday."
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"the closest world we know about that can support light is roughly a one hundred and fifty light years away. So even if you find a way to GO the speed of light, it would take you about 150 years. So you have no chance of doing so."
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"He would also die if he got close to that speeds, plus, it would take that long to get there, so all of his friends and family would be dead too. so you can get me on a technicality, but i have many, MANY other ways of runing his dreams."
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Butterscotch Ormand
"What do you mean he'd die? Just by accelerating at 10m/s^2, the same acceleration we experience due to gravity right here right now, you can reach 99.99% the speed of light and cover more than 80 light years in just five subjective years. Plus any ship with engines that powerful would likely be big... View More
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Käfer
"Mister Demonic Hooves, I don't mean to rain on your parade, but if you're trying to ruin my dreams and make me miserable, I hate to say it, but you're just adding garnish to an already over-saturated dish. My mind's got you beat by years in terms of making me miserable and crushing my dreams."
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Käfer
"Sometimes it feels like my very existence is disappointment personified."
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Bright Brave
"Ill burn the stars."
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Käfer
"how can you burn nuclear fire and plasma? How does that work?"
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