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Kiyoshi Tsukuda
by on December 23, 2017
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I now Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping bombs on disgusting tanks. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking stupid but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Flux
I've seen this copy pasted consistently since I was a wee lad. Think it's reached its expiration date Years ago
Like January 19, 2018
Kiyoshi Tsukuda
*shouting into the void* i know it's old, this blog is also pretty old, i get it, there's no need to keep commenting this shit
Like January 19, 2018
Temmie
the coments curse you
Like January 19, 2018
Basalt Alltrades
oof, 10/10, right in the feels, i cry every time
Like February 8, 2018