Friendship Letters
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Fox
showoff, legit, relaxed, oblivious, think they're elite, love being technical, take the game really really seriously,
Marth
cognitive, love to torture, "Marth players are players who hate brawl with a passion because edgeguarding is the most fun part about melee to them" calm, patient, perceptive, libra,
Sheik
Jerks, just in it to win, selfish,
Falco
cocky, showoff, relaxed, oblivious, complain about his weakness, douche bag, black,
Peach
"either gay, effeminate, metro sexual, or a big fat white guy" irrational, easily angered, overly emotional, ridiculously skinny, smile a lot, "peach players ALL (including me) all hate each other and are very unwilling to learn from one another. they all have big heads and think they know better than everyone how to play peach." hate each others' accomplishments
Jigglypuff
Don't know how to play any other character, bad a life, prideful, enjoy fast food,
Captain Falcon
manly, showoff, play least gay, have the most fun, funny, outgoing, really loud or really quite no in between,
Ice climbers
silly, frustrated really easily, really cool when not frustrated,
Samus
somewhat strange, friendly, black,
Doctor Mario
black, friendly, smart well spoken players, In not black they have curly hair
Ganondorf
awesome, friendly, loud, tough, flashy, never complain about his weakness, more manly than Falcon players, skinny white guys
Luigi
stuck in the 80's, goofy,
Donkey Kong
friendly, bulky/strong,
Mario
combination of Luigi and Doctor Mario mains,
Link
cool, talk a lot,
Pikachu
casual, cool, relaxed, at least 6 feet tall,
Young Link
whiny especially about how broken Marth is, at least 6 feet tall,
Roy
way too hyperactive, think roy is capable of way more than they should give him credit for, easy to hang out with,
Zelda
"Generally pretty cute, regardless of gender"
Mr. Game & Watch
2-dimensional,
Ness
big heads
Yoshi
Smile a lot, eat a lot,
Bowser
loud, prideful, delusional idiots who think Bowser has a chance, don't care about winning and only play because he's cute,
Mewtwo
have a top tier secondary,
Kirby
aren't serious about life, pretty funny,
Pichu
Don't exist
ppl who play brawl:
30%scrub
80%admit melee is better, only they think its too late to get good
20%play both
100% of the competitive scene play it for glory and money. usually not for fun.
The truth about people who play different tiers:
Top tier: Whores
Mid tier: Fun
Low Tier: Stupid
Mix of Tiers: Crazy
All tiers: Madness
Doesn't play tiers: Ur wrong
Brawl
MetaKnight
play to win, trying to know their ground, focused, all over the place, gold diggers, spammer/cheap
Snake
minoritie as in not white, nocturnal, calm normally but are crazy and a blast to be around when fun starts happening, don't get a lot done, observant, prodigy
Diddy Kong
super serious. Almost always sarcastic otherwise, secretive, cool, random sense of humor, mistake how good they are with how broken Diddy is
Falco
black, white men can't play Falco
Wario
ugly, love a good time, quiet when losing, hype a close match, gloat about winning (against a good opponent), tend to be somewhat older, more mature despite a few inconsistencies, big funny guys
Marth
dedicated, partical to anime, black, calm, mistaken for elietist, natural/technique, highly skilled in conjecture and ignoring evidence, attempts are humor are pitiful
Ice Climbers
partial to drug use, good taste in music, asian or weaboo
Olimar
Pikachu
Like to be random, talk way too much, and THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM, they breed like rabbits, they always get **** done though, friendly, fun loving people, for lulz players, get the bitches, not single, spammers, SWF's best meatriders
King Dedede
meh
Mr Game & Watch
laid back, awesome, fun-filled, older, great musical taste, coolest dudes in the world, not asian, young
Lucario
furry or lolicons, makes a lot of sex jokes, very dedicated to Lucario, very into winning, love a good match, psychological disorder of some kind
Zero Suit Samus
guys, otaku, awesomesauce, wither weaboo or stylish, pervs, pretty technical, incredibly talented, female or homo, believe only what they want to be true
Toon Link
Kirby
girls/latinos/tall black guys, calm, obsessed with anime/manga, act fairly feminine, asian, short
Fox
anime obsessed, makes a lot of sex jokes, open minded, can also be furry, winning and improving, usually play other characters pretty well, pretty level headed, love winning but usually in it to improve, tech skilled, black, unable to accept defeat especially in MU discussion
R.O.B.
live on east coast, don't play Brawl anymore, really close knit, somewhere inbetween mature and having a different sense of humor, dudes, mechanophile, try hard to fit in, elite, make exclusive groups
Pit
Peach
afeminate, female, feminine, fairly energetic, rowdy, emotional when it comes to winning/losing serious matches
Donkey Kong
nice, look menacing, eat a lot, will steal food off your plate, small and skinny, chill,
Luigi
Wolf
overwork
Sheik/Zelda
asshole, on anti-depressants, either serious yet kind (often helpful) or scarily serious, top tier in super theorycraft bros
Sonic
pammers, noobs
Ike
quiet, have a lot to say but not the type to speak out without purpose, tall, rugged, skinny/scrawny
Sheik
asshole, on anti-depressants, either serious yet kind (often helpful) or scarily serious, female or homo, top tier in super theorycraft bros
Ness
Pokemon Trainer
spend too much time talking about pokemon and expect others to make PT viable by themselves
Yoshi
eat a lot, skinny white kid
Lucas
Mario
black, Intermediate, pointless to argue against, bad type of optimism
Bowser
Captain Falcon
pro, speedrun, very optimistic, in dinial of how bad Falcon is
Samus
clever, make uninspired character inspiring, incredible to watch/face/team,
Jigglypuff
troll (the good kind), awesome
Link
Zelda
female or homo
Ganondorf
have basic premise pretty well and have general gameplay down like it's nobody's business, in it for lulz, either cool or annoying
People that don't play Brawl are the best.
I think this only applies to characters like Peach and animals/pokemon, which tend to attract specific types of people/personalities (gay, furries, etc., for example)
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