A guide to being banned

Hi I'm Ruby, previously Jingles. The bitcoin investor. I've been banned 4 times and wanted to write a professional on guide on what to do if you are banned. Well congrats, if you're reading this you're probably not banned. But what if you accidentally post porn on the site or tell someone you hate them in hateful way? Well it starts with being locked out of the site. Then you will get a very "personal" email from one of the staff members telling you how much you suck. At this point you can't really do anything besides wait out your ban. Now being banned on CA does not mean you are banned from the CA discord. You should go there first and write about how much everyone sucks cause its not going to matter anyway and gives you something to do. Ok. So there are two types on bans: IP bans and Site bans. IP Bans: It means they ban your internet Site Bans: usually means you can make a second account. but this is a trap. Not one of those hot anime ones either. If you do it and get cought you'll get permaban. Alright. So. First thing you wanna do when you're banned is annoy the staff member on discord with spam. They can't add time to your ban for something off site. Next you wanna go to dairy queen get some ice cream and enjoy. Do this for 4 days. Day 5 you're depressed. Probably wondering on all the skipped memes and suffering darkness. At this point you're probably sad. The best thing to do is to drink a lot. okay, do this until you 1 weeks is up. O, ok. You did good. Just follow this pattern. When you come back to the site being a good noodle. Love me. pls.. I'm lonely :c