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Alex 'Ray' Razor (Inactive account)
by on December 7, 2017
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Spike is a dragon, dragons were known to live sometime in the medieval era. Medieval, skyrim is a medieval based game and you know what skyrim has? Mountains. Mountains look strangly like a certain shape... that’s right a triangle. Triangles have 3 lines, spike has 3 toes on each foot. 3, half life 3 confirmed. Spike confirmed half life 3. Half life was made by valve and who is head of the valve corporation? Lord Gaben.
Lord Gaben made 3 holy orders all must follow. 1: tip a fedora to me lady. 2: always be smoking that good kush. 3: doritos and mountain dew are the body and blood of our lord and saviour and must be eaten daily.
Wait.... doritos. the shape of doritos is a triangle. You know what else is a triangle? The symbol for illuminati. ILLUMINATI CONFIRM.
PS: thanks if you actually took the time to read this xD
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