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Packages that don't actually open when you tear where it says "Tear Here" are a valid reason for starting the next world war.
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Princess Neon Synthwave
There's a reason scissors were invented. Not for stabbing
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July 11, 2019
Aubade
But that's not what the package says. "Cut here to open." it says "Tear Here". I follow the instructions. Package no open. One. Job.
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July 11, 2019
Princess Neon Synthwave
Scissors is the manager of opening things
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July 11, 2019
Aubade
I'm not a manager, never have been, never will be. I'm Linda, I ask to the speak to the manager
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July 11, 2019
Hatch
KD boxes need to upgrade
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July 11, 2019
Cynbel Ferode
We better be bringing bottles with faulty pull tabs into this shit too. I’m tired of having to take a knife to the vegetable oil.
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July 11, 2019
Aubade
REAL FUCKIJNG SHIT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
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July 11, 2019
Prince Hawk Zephyrus
Not every package is made equally, and bare in mind they are being made by robots with 3 out of 10 miss matching, so you might have been just unlucky
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July 11, 2019
Aubade
Fire the robots, replace with humans that we can bully for doing the job badly
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July 11, 2019
Prince Hawk Zephyrus
Then the waiting will be far longer, cause there aren't many humans with extraordinary speed working, and besides soon enough 50% of world population will loose their jobs, because of automation, so it is inevitable.
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July 11, 2019
Aubade
Time to start an Un-Industrial Revolution! The words of Marx will finally come to the forefront and we the people shall take back the workforce into our own hands! What a marvelous book this would make....
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July 11, 2019