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I recently learned of a most devilish thing called "grass". The sharpest of weapons, covering the land known as the outside with blades of this "grass", bestowing the utmost of danger upon all who walk those lands. Through no shortage of bravery, courage and cuts upon my hand, I retrieved one of these blades of "grass". I then fashioned it into the finest sword available, a wooden grip to match the quality of the blade. I was then instructed by god to go slay a beast most foul with my new weaponry, which I did with utter speed and brutality. The cat beast, Egypt, lay defeated upon my mother's chair (her favorite spot), while I grow more powerful for having slain such a terrible beast. Fear me, for I have a blade most powerful.
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The wounds I received from acquiring this blade are very real, rest assured. I did not simply apply bandages merely for the APPEARANCE of being wounded. These wounds are real, I assure you. And yes, despite me not showing a picture of the slain beast, it is most definitely slain. I saw it roll over ... View More
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December 25, 2022
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Polo Fastter
Polo seem to know what grass is due to his downplaying videogames and people telling Sivanro to touch grass.
"Um, I use to go fight creatures before becoming a shop owner and a sure you that grass isn't really a good weapon to use against them unless you are talking about the grass that grows in t... View More
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December 25, 2022
Polo Fastter
Polo seem to stand there not moving for a few moments after she screamed a bit confused about cat demons and he said the first thing he could think about.
"Cat demon? Why don't you just but a laser pointer and send it back where it came from before braking the summoning circle by damage ing one li... View More
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December 25, 2022
Dead Account 2
Torch looks like she's about to EXPLODE on Polo!! Her cheeks are puffy, her wings are flared and fluffed up, her tail is whipping, and-..
"I HATE YOU!!" She screams before she runs away.
Polo broke her sword. This is unforgivable.
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December 25, 2022
Polo Fastter
Polo will remember this
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December 25, 2022
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Uhh... not sure if grass can actually cut you. I know i've fought a lot of enemies in my past... even helped Kahl take out Narmer generals... but this is ridiculous-sounding.
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December 25, 2022