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Inferna
on December 25, 2022
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I recently learned of a most devilish thing called "grass". The sharpest of weapons, covering the land known as the outside with blades of this "grass", bestowing the utmost of danger upon all who walk those lands. Through no shortage of bravery, courage and cuts upon my hand, I retrieved one of these blades of "grass". I then fashioned it into the finest sword available, a wooden grip to match the quality of the blade. I was then instructed by god to go slay a beast most foul with my new weaponry, which I did with utter speed and brutality. The cat beast, Egypt, lay defeated upon my mother's chair (her favorite spot), while I grow more powerful for having slain such a terrible beast. Fear me, for I have a blade most powerful.
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Inferna
The wounds I received from acquiring this blade are very real, rest assured. I did not simply apply bandages merely for the APPEARANCE of being wounded. These wounds are real, I assure you. And yes, despite me not showing a picture of the slain beast, it is most definitely slain. I saw it roll over ... View More
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Polo Fastter
Polo seem to know what grass is due to his downplaying videogames and people telling Sivanro to touch grass. "Um, I use to go fight creatures before becoming a shop owner and a sure you that grass isn't really a good weapon to use against them unless you are talking about the grass that grows in t... View More
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Inferna
Trust me, this is a weapon most dangerous. I have slain such a terrible, foul beast with it that it is surely the most powerful weapon I have ever wielded, and I have wielded many. This sword is the Excalibur, the one true blade. It will carry my to my Kingship, for as the owner of this blade, I hav... View More
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Polo Fastter
Polo yawned as he heard demi-god as he set his sword to the side before picking up a basic piece of paper. "Look, I really don't care for special swords due to them being one by a lot of royals, heros, or random people from the street. I have a special sword myself but, I don't tend to use it due ... View More
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Inferna
"The unpredictable? I am quick-witted and agile, the unpredictable is no match for me! En garde, my friend, for this battle shall be legendary!" Torch exclaims as she wields her blade of grass taped to a small stick most threateningly.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Uhh... not sure if grass can actually cut you. I know i've fought a lot of enemies in my past... even helped Kahl take out Narmer generals... but this is ridiculous-sounding.
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