If you're reading this, you are currently romantically interested in Opaline Arcana, the last of the Alicorns and the true Sovereign of the Pony Race, on some level. Simply put, lusting over such a go... View MoreIf you're reading this, you are currently romantically interested in Opaline Arcana, the last of the Alicorns and the true Sovereign of the Pony Race, on some level. Simply put, lusting over such a gorgeous and incredible mare is not something to take lightly; Opaline is not only an incredibly demanding and totally dominating suitor, but she also has incredibly high standards due to her centuries of royalty, intellect, and sheer plotting. She does not settle for any old riff-raff off the street- she demands the best of the best. Someone loyal, passionate, obedient, attractive, can listen well, is capable of near impossible feats, and overall can do exactly what she says exactly how she says it at any given point at any moment of your life.
If any of this strikes you as horrifying beyond words, turn back now... but if you're still into it, simply take this test. Assuming you get a passing grade of 85% or above, you qualify for Opaline's Golden Sticker of Dateability, which means that if she was actually going to date someone... you know, you might just be on that list.
Funny how i only got the impersonal questions wrong
Besides one... How is a fruit salat bar too different drom a smoothie shop.... Basically the same if you asked me