Oddeus would be walking home from a nearby coffee shop. He took a wiff of the very sweet and intoxicating pumpkin latte with extra foam. Hell, he'd take the foam but alas... Tasty, tasty...! He waltz... View MoreOddeus would be walking home from a nearby coffee shop. He took a wiff of the very sweet and intoxicating pumpkin latte with extra foam. Hell, he'd take the foam but alas... Tasty, tasty...! He waltz and giggled to himself, not paying attention to his surroundings. He didn't yet dare drink it yet... Something just had him so tickled.
"They make coffee with pumpkins now." Oddeus imagines himself grinding up pumpkin seeds, followed by slight disgust.
Finally, he had the the worst thought... No... Pumpkin latte's... Are pumpkin soup. Whip cream floats on top with pumpkin spice sprinkles. It melts into the drink like veggies and the cracker round things..
...Or no, are they like octagons? Hexagon? What?
You're getting too technical, Oddeus! Think about that lady you passed by the other day... Oh, wait...
SHE TOO WAS DRINKING SOUP! Heavens...
The stages in his faces as he came to these points would change from dramatic pause to damn near crying to utter disgust. It was something to behold, because you we're. He has been thinking out loud to you for the past 8 minutes about pumpkin latte is soup. He stuttered and fumbled his words but eventually just started to laugh to himself.
Oddeus would have reached your gaze as he was blushing gently, "I-I-I-I-I...-" He took a deep breath and sighed, "I'm sorry, I-I was thinking out loud again, wasn't I? " Oddeus would smile and simply laugh awkwardly.
