Shady

*Nitroxus takes to flapping his arms so hard that he achieved flight and flew toward the pony. He soon smiled to them. He then passed a large gift over to them.* Happy Birthday!

Shady bae.

*stalk stalk*

That's it, time for the mega-boop!

Thaumaturgy is carefully rolling a MASSIVE diviner's orb through the sidewalk, the size of at least 2 ponies stacked on top of eachother trying to get home with it. Seems he couldn't find a shipping c... View MoreThaumaturgy is carefully rolling a MASSIVE diviner's orb through the sidewalk, the size of at least 2 ponies stacked on top of eachother trying to get home with it. Seems he couldn't find a shipping company that wanted to risk breaking a magical object of this caliber. It pulses with images of ponies walking past as they actively try to avoid it's path.. until it starts to slowly veer off course. ''Easy... Tiersas, easy, EASY EASY!!! TIERSAS!!!'' It's starting to roll downhill, the street that they're on being a slippery slope. Tiersas, the orb, uses it's magic to try and keep contact with the ground, but they are quite brittle and can shatter into pieces if it hits something. ''TIERSAAAAAAAAAAAAS!'' Thaumaturgy yells, galloping down the hill after it, but losing grip and starting to slide. ''HELP! HEEEEEEEELP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'' View Less

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I love you so much Shady. I'm like your biggest fan.

I wub chu Shady.

"My mom said I should tell you... Ti dichiaro mia moglie!" (I declare you my wife.) Dramatic pause. Realization. Sudden fleeing of a bat pony.