Dear Princess Celestia

Living in Equestria has been great! I've met some new friends, i now have demon eggs in my chest that probably wont hatch cuz they arent being incubated, becuase im not organic, oh and i have almost ranked up in my job! Princess Luna has been kind, and my fellow Lunar Guards dont seem to mind my inabilty to understand how you put on this armour too much, but seriously, how do i put this on?! Anyways, i just wanted to let you know im doing great, and also thank you for letting me stay here in canterlot. P.S. Does equestria have a pepsi equivelent? i would love to know.