A RANDOMLY GENERATED FANFIC

DO NOT READ IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY! TWILIGHT X KNUCKLES: A LOVE STORY A/N: Ok, I confess I wrote this story because I fell in love with Sakura I think she is a absolute dreamboat. I just want to take Sakura to meet my parents and be a cute couple forever. We now turn out headlights to full beam in order to gaze forward though the mists of time. The light from them reflects off, not a deer, but a scene 10 years from now - 1 decade into the future. Twlight Sparkle enters the scene, but whats this? Knuckles is there too. "Do you remember that thing that happened 10 years ago? The one that seemed like it would split us apart forever, but instead brought us closer then ever? That brought us......to each-other?" "The time with the Choas Emeralds?" "Yes!" "Oh, yes right" "Its hard to believe what happened isn't it? What happened and what it led to" "Yes my sweetness" said Knuckles, giving The Purple Pony a kiss. "Now that I have remembered it again I will never forget it." "It was pretty life changing." So we now dim our headlights and reverse drive back to the presence, the mists closing back around the future and the camera of our mind drawing back to the world we know of as the now. A long long time ago, the legendary Choas Emeralds was forged.... -- Meanwhile, back in the future, Twlight Sparkle and Knuckles were enjoying each-other. As the narrator, I will respect their privacy and not specify how. Its certainly clear they were close. Not just metaphorically but physically with their bodies as well. Knuckles was distracted though, thinking back to the past. We join him on his flashback, a flashback to our story in the present...... -- One day, Sakura was walking to school when... ...a stranger in the street appeared suddenly! "Here's my autograph!" said Sakura "To be honest, while I did want your autograph...i also..you see..i....i." the stranger hesitated! I need your help urgently! You must save us!!" "what?howhu?" "We need someone strong, and intelligent and mighty...you have been chosen!" "But Im not that strong! Im just a weak nerdish school student!", Sakura said, flexing her muscles. "Well, I always felt there was something weird about me...I never thought i would be assigned a mission like this!", she lied. "You are the Special. Our magic teddy bearcame to us in a dream again and told us to find you" "You must save us from Eggman we dont have the power on our own" "Very well,I suppose I'll help you" Suddenly, Sakura was sucked into a underground lab. "This is where we have set up our new secret HQ HeadQuaters! "Theres someone that wants me meet you..." At that movement a door slid open with a funny sound...light shined from behind and a shadow stode there "So..this is the one we are after?" "She certainly looks as attractive as we heard" The Purple Pony walked out of the light! "Greatings" Sakura was amazed!, always brilliantly modest, Sakura never dream of recieveing such a compliement from great Twlight Sparkle. "Thank you, its an honour to meet you" "The honour is all mine" "No time for that now!" said Blaze. "We have work to do!" A/N I got bord of writing the fanfic as it was so I decided to change things around. I hope u guys like it!! She was as of yet the most beautifyl thingy in the whole of Equestria, The Purple Pony believed her to be. As she faigjt the great villianness Robotinic, her hair bobbed up and down consistently like a rubber duck in a bathtub. She swipped at the Robotinic and was more than anything Twlight Sparkle had seen before. Her beatiful feistful pressure shocked Robotinic's henchmen into copulating before her. Sakura, take my sword! said The Purple Pony, and give it to the greatness before us. She will need our legendary sword in order to defeat the great uber-Robotinic And lo! Sakura did so and the maginificent great mysterious woman took the sword and stabbed Robotinic. He was defeated. But was Robotinic? Because as Twlight Sparkle ran towards the mysterious strange beauty of her draems and was about to share the greatest kiss she had ever given to someomne in the history of mankind, Robotinic rose up and fled! -- And now, with that, we once again turn our headbrains to the future, stepping forward down the road of time and walking for 10 years until we get to the place in time which this takes place. The Purple Pony and Knuckles were just finishing. Out of respect for their privacy I will not specify what they were just finishing. "arg...that was good " said Knuckles. "yes, yes it was" said The Purple Pony. "You seemed a little distracted near the end though. Not your normal energetic self" "yes...sorry about that. I was thinking back to a decade ago, when I first realized my feelings for you even though I didn't know it at the time. Its what opened my eyes to what I felt all along. The missing jigsaw piece to my heart in which you were the key to unlock" "And our love grew together from that moment to blossom into the great tree that it is today" "I love you The Purple Pony my irresistibleness". "I love you too Knuckles -my better half. And they smiled the smile of lovers at each-other, as we fade out into the sunset. And this is where the story ends... It has come... to my attention... that some readers... don't like my art. . That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot. Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My favourite show just ended and I was on team Jacob! Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits! Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! You forced me into this :( HAPPY NOW?!!!! I want to thank PrettySnape5 and Tinkersnuggums for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore. So long internet. I WON"T MISS U!!