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Dank Pony Child

Dank Pony Child

Other. Lives in ΠБe145.21th dimension,  Beyond Equestria. Born on January 11, 2003
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Blue light emitted by a screen.
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Derpy's Muffin Shop
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The Changeling Empire
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ask curse carrier
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Equestria Music Society
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The Cone pones
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Them's Fightin' Herds
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Sling Tyler
*Nitroxus dove out of a train and rolled down the hill to the pony. He then stood up and smiled. He soon passed them a large gift.* Happy Birthday!
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Sling Tyler
*Nitroxus climbed down a ladder from the very heavens themselves. He soon smiled to the pony. He then passed a large gift over to them.* Happy Birthday!
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Sling Tyler
Lucky me? Well, are you going to open your gift?
Like January 12, 2023
Dank Pony Child
Snatches it violently and shreds the gift paper
Like January 13, 2023
Sling Tyler
*Inside was the one gift that they truly wanted.*
Like January 13, 2023
Dank Pony Child
NO WAY. AN EDIBLE WATER BOTTLE
Like January 14, 2023
Sling Tyler
Didn't know that was a thing. Glad that you have one now.
Like January 15, 2023
Dank Pony Child
*chomps the cap off and it explodes in its face*
Like January 16, 2023
Sling Tyler
Darn you sarcasm.....
Like January 16, 2023
Sling Tyler
*Nitroxus would look at Dank, and blink.* I'm confused, bamboozled, and quite possibly terrified of you. Glad to have you back? *He extended a hoof out them.*
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Dank Pony Child
*noms it cutely*
Like January 12, 2023
Sling Tyler
*Blinks.* Please stop that.
Like January 12, 2023
Dank Pony Child
:) no
Like January 13, 2023
Dank Pony Child
Arf arf grrrrr bark bark meow (The white pony greets everyone. Greet it back now)
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Dank Pony Child
(Seriously though, I’ve been inactive for two years and it’s crazy still seeing a bunch of familiar faces—and new faces on the home page. And looking through my old stuff—wow um, I was really into the... View More
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Dank Pony Child
IM BACK BE CONCERNED BE AFRAID... View More
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Hawk
Like August 19, 2022
Dank Pony Child
I’m gonna catch your pantless arse (why the hell is she pantless 😭)
Like August 20, 2022
Polo Fastter
friend
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Dank Pony Child
frien
Like September 3, 2022
Polo Fastter
frie
Like September 5, 2022
Heating Freeze
*Grins as he points behind his back, there being an army of his well-trained children, along with several lethal variants of him, from assassins to mercenaries to talented spell-casters, even some Generals with their armies* How about choice D? None of the above and YOU be afraid?
Like September 3, 2022
Dank Pony Child
Nah, I’ll go with choice E. ALL of the above except D.
Like September 5, 2022
Heating Freeze
*Sadly shakes head* Then you'll be nothing but a memory. *Smirk* Unless you make it a fight for us to remember... *Several of his variants and his/their children eagerly nods*
Like September 5, 2022 Edited
Sling Tyler
Well, at least they returned after they said they were going out for milk. Did you bring the milk by the way?
Like September 3, 2022
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Dank Pony Child
No son. I’m heading out again next morning to continue my search. See you in 2056.
Like September 5, 2022
Sling Tyler
Nuts...
Like September 5, 2022
Dank Pony Child
deez
Like January 8, 2023
Sling Tyler
*Nitroxus rode on a magical carpet and flew to them. He soon smiled to them. He then passed a large gift over to them.* Happy Birthday!
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Dank Pony Child
So I went to bed an hour earlier cause of the d word (d*ylightsavings). But then I thought wouldn’t it be nice if I always went to bed at 2:00 am instead of 3? Now I could’ve went to bed two hours ear... View More
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Bright Brave
Big oof
Like March 14, 2021
Dank Pony Child
birhday
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Chiller Sway
Birthday? Whose??
Like January 11, 2021
Dank Pony Child
was me
Like January 24, 2021
Bright Brave
Hap hap to you. ❤️
Like January 24, 2021
Sling Tyler
*Nitroxus rode on a magical playing piano and it flew itself to the pony. He smiled once he was near the pony and climbed off the piano. He then passed them a large gift.* Happy Birthday!
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Dank Pony Child
*gets tape all over hooves*
Like January 24, 2021
Dank Pony Child
*unhappines noises*
Like January 24, 2021
Sling Tyler
*Nitroxus would blink at them. All the while wondering, how did they have problems with the gift when there was no tape. It was just wrapping paper and a ribbon.* Need any help?
Like January 25, 2021
Dank Pony Child
*noises*
Like January 31, 2021
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