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Celtic Cross
by on March 7, 2018
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Dear Princess Celestia,
Today, I learned that Mademoiselle Amore does not like cheese and wine shots. This is greatly disturbing to me, and I believe that she should be under investigation for subversive behaviour.
Your loyal servant,
CC
Basalt Alltrades
A shot through the heart of frenchmen everywhere. A moment of silence for those dearly departed...
Daddy Cambia
Those wine-snobbing, mould-devouring surrender monkeys can come crawling to me when they have a cognac that doesnt ultimately taste like the 100 other cognacs that, that acidic grape producing region farts out. Wine is a drink for people who dont want to realise they're getting drunk because they do...View More
Basalt Alltrades
But Apricot Brandy?
Celtic Cross
Don’t be disrespectin mah Henny, foo!
Daddy Cambia
Just because the nazis invented modern rocketry doesnt make them any less terrible.
Whisper
can I have a wine cooler?
Celtic Cross
Yes, but don’t let Daddy Cambia know because she will judge you for it. And possibly try to conquer you. <3
Whisper
owo *drinks the wine cooler*
PinkBow Von Magnic
what about cheese shots
Daddy Cambia
I'll shoot you
PinkBow Von Magnic
<3