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Celtic Cross
by on March 6, 2018
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Dear Princess Celestia,
Today, I learned that Mademoiselle Amore does not like cheese and wine shots. This is greatly disturbing to me, and I believe that she should be under investigation for subversive behaviour.
Your loyal servant,
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Basalt Alltrades
A shot through the heart of frenchmen everywhere. A moment of silence for those dearly departed...
Like March 7, 2018
Daddy Cambia
Those wine-snobbing, mould-devouring surrender monkeys can come crawling to me when they have a cognac that doesnt ultimately taste like the 100 other cognacs that, that acidic grape producing region farts out. Wine is a drink for people who dont want to realise they're getting drunk because they do... View More
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Basalt Alltrades
But Apricot Brandy?
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Celtic Cross
Don’t be disrespectin mah Henny, foo!
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Daddy Cambia
Just because the nazis invented modern rocketry doesnt make them any less terrible.
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Whisper
can I have a wine cooler?
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Celtic Cross
Yes, but don’t let know because she will judge you for it. And possibly try to conquer you. <3
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Whisper
owo *drinks the wine cooler*
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PinkBow
what about cheese shots
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Daddy Cambia
I'll shoot you
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PinkBow
<3
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